Deleting stuff you don't need from your hard drive so that you can download more stuff that you don't need.
Also, compressing files in various formats in an attempt to find the one that compresses best, so that you can download more stuff that you don't need.
Having an external SATA dock and buying a new HD whenever I run out of space, resulting in a desk full of SATA drives of backups and data.
I... I hope I'm not alone on this one.
That rush of happiness you get when you feel the ground beneath your boots shiver as the mighty tree you just felled comes crashing down.
Sitting in the back of the car when you were a kid, pretending to be running down the road alongside it.
>>3
Sadly I have never experienced this, though my great-grandfather was a lumberjack so it is in my blood.
Making a "little guy" with your hand (the index and middle fingers are the legs) and "running" him down the hall in school, on the walls and on the railings.
Playing in boxes as a little kid and pretending they were something else.
>>6
I would always do that on the grocery store check-out conveyor counter.
>>6
Wow, my best friend and I were just talking about how we also did that as a kid. I also have my own hand creature where the middle and ring fingers are the legs and the pinky and index are the arms, but it's hard to do.
>>9
That's what I always did for the running hand-man, I thought it looked less strange than using the pointer and middle fingers. One leg always ends up considerably longer when you do it the other way...
That feeling when you want to do something enjoyable and you are too tired to do some basic preparation for that, even though you are perfectly aware that the ultimate enjoyment will outweigh the slight effort of the preparation.
Inversely to >11, that feeling when you are preparing something where the effort put in is much more rewarding than the final product because it is an experience of trial, error, and excitement, and that the final product is more of a trophy to bring out those memories of working on it.
>>4
I always imagined I was playing MEGA-CYCLIST 3000, riding a humble-looking bicycle with all sorts of secret powers, and doing all sorts of crazy maneuvers to keep up with the car.
>>6
I liked to make a guy where the index and ring fingers are legs, pinky and thumb are arms, and then the middle finger sticks out like a penis. Teehee
I always pretended that I was jumping down the road, using all of the shadows from trees and power lines and such as platforms. It was actually a really fun way to pass the time for long car rides...
Finding instant food forgotten in the microwave oven the next day
Having your enjoyment of a song ruined by some asshole who likes to sing along, or whistle.
Even worse are those who try to make synthesizer or electric guitar sounds with their mouths.
>>16 There are a select (and quite VIP) few who can pull off those vocal synth sounds. Good beatboxers, for example.
That feeling you should have gone to sleep five hours ago, accompanied by the knowledge you will feel horrible when you wake up, if you even manage to do so.
I did >>19 last night, and I have to work today too. BUT NO REGRETS!
Sometimes after I say something, I'll remember having said it twice upon recalling it later (sometimes a few seconds later, sometimes hours). I always worry that people think I have echolalia, but I can never be sure if I actually did say it twice, or if I'm just remembering it twice.
That feeling when you realize after saying something that you've already said it a few hours ago.
Thinking about something and then wondering if somebody else in the world is thinking about the same thing.
Making huge plans to stay up all night doing cool things, then falling asleep around midnight with a huge, half-full cup of coffee just across the room.
When people tell me about how they have trouble going to bed at night, I get a little wistful.
When you run up the stairs and halfway up, you begin running up on your hands and feet like a dog.
Refering to my computer as a 'she'.
Pretending your pens and/or pencils were spaceships and making them zoom around while you were bored out of your mind at your desk in elementary school
Stapling things to your arm to scare people in elementary school.
>>32
I superglued a warhammer 40k piece to my penis once(don't ask long story), and then I showed a friend pics(even longer story involing alcohol), and than he posted the pics online(just...nm okay).
So I can kind of relate.
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riding a rollercoaster that you've ridden so much in the past that it's predictable and you imagine a rail shooter boss to fire homing lasers at to keep things interesting
alternatively, imagining this all the time
Reading manga, then reading a western comic right-to-left
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every single day.
Reading old threads and failing to remember which posts were yours.
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letting SAoVQ run into my professional life.
Filling out text reply boxes on the front page but never really having any desire to post them.
>>47
I do this sometimes. Especially when it's late at night and I'm not sure whether something's VIP or just seems like it because I'm tired.
>>47,48 there are other boards of somewhat different QUALITY for the cutting room floor stuff, you know. No reason to let it go to waste, when it could go to our gold-loving middle-eastern admirees/nemeses.
>>47
I do this whenever I feel I'm writing something that I believe is stupid.
Also, I like pissing in the sink.
Imagine if everything you have never posted suddenly appeared...
What would you do???
Listening to music from the nineties and realizing that all the instruments you hear are actual guitars, drums and so forth, if amplified and perhaps FXed a bit.
>>52
I used to think that too. But, as far back as the early 80s, those "real" drums were actually from a Linndrum or a similar drum machine that used samples, and a lot of those other instruments were probably synthesizers that had been masterfully programmed to imitate their analogue counterparts.
>>53
Realizing that some things you previously thought might be untrue. ;_;
Being a spoilsport on an anonymous messageboard ＾＿＾
Reading the back of the shampoo (or whatever) bottle while you're on the toilet.
>>56
Yep, I always need something to read while I'm pooping, even if it's just two words over and over again.
Dunno about you guys, but when I'm pooping, I get the job done and get outta there. I don't have time to read.
I fall asleep with my pillow every night, only waking to the comfort of #saovq.
The only reason I would ever take a book with me to the toilet is if I should happen to run out of softer materials to wipe with. When I gotta go, I go, there's no time for doing anything else; and then half the time I dance around for a couple minutes because I ate too many chili peppers.
Brushing your teeth as you prepare to go to bed, then realizing that you are very hungry. I'm sorry, Mr. Teeth, but you know how Ms. Peanut Butter Sandwich makes me feel...
Afterward, trying to decide between brushing your teeth again or just going to bed with things the way they are.
Even worse, trying to figure out which one is better for your teeth! Of course, you need to remove the plaque and whatnot, but is it really acceptable to expose the gums to such vigorous scrubbings so often?
Going to the anime convention just to see the stereotypical types of people there, such as the fat yaoi fangirl and the wanna-be voice actor.
(∩ﾟ ヮﾟ)∩ Why aren't you wearing mittens?
щ(`Д´щ) Gloves work better. That's why.
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 Brother! WHERE have you been all this time?
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Did you say MITTENS? 'cos I could have swore you said MITTENS, what a terrible suggestion!!
Joining an international IRC channel and asking everyone what time it is
>>73
You are obviously living on a space station and unable to answer such questions, otherwise you wouldn't take offense at such a harmless comment!
When you're crossing the street and the green light is already flashing and someone else is crossing the street and you want to get to the pavement faster than that person so you're not the one blocking the cars when the light turns red.
Taking a shortcut across a lawn and feeling like you've done something bad
Reusing leftover milk from your cereal by putting it in your coffee, and feeling immensely satisfied.
Thinking of something funny and smiling at inappropriate times and then pretending to cough to cover it up.
>>83
I never lay in bed alone,
I have girlfriends from six years ago to fantasize about...
she is living a "life"....
hhaahahahahaha
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>>83
Yes. A short walk away from the only person that matters. But she hates me.
>>87
She's the only person in two hours that I can maintain eye contact with.
>>81
I never lied in bed with hitler and i do not intend to do so.
>>78
I know how this feels. I don't like it when people in cars get angry at me for being too slow and I immediately start thinking about all the hateful things they think as they see me cross the road to get myself ready for any insults they might throw at me. ('A`)
>>90 I personally hate it when cars stop at stop signs, but in the goddamn cross walk.
Taking a huge, thick poop and feeling several pounds lighter!
>>94
And then eating the poop and pooping it out all over again, AGAIN!
Noticing that >>96 had EXPERT BBCODAN, so s/he's really just ashamed of him/herself.
Remembering whether your childhood friend's penis was cut or not because of pre-puberty experimentation