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On the subject of awkward line situations, one time i went to the supermarket, and when i got to the line, there was a grocery bag in front of me. I waited for the person to return and when she did, she asked me "sorry, where you already on the line?".

Now, the thing is, due to my programming course, i had be recently working with stacks, and for some reason I assumed the queue was a stack. So I thought "last in first out" and said "yes" although it was a blatant lie.