Deleting stuff you don't need from your hard drive so that you can download more stuff that you don't need.
Also, compressing files in various formats in an attempt to find the one that compresses best, so that you can download more stuff that you don't need.
riding a rollercoaster that you've ridden so much in the past that it's predictable and you imagine a rail shooter boss to fire homing lasers at to keep things interesting
alternatively, imagining this all the time
Reading manga, then reading a western comic right-to-left
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（´･ω･）
((.c(,_ｕｕﾉ i like to drink chocolate milk in the morning
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| ||＿＿|)(・ω・ ) < What do you think of it?
|￣￣＼三⊂/￣￣￣/
| | ( ./ /
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（´・ω・`）...
(U U）
｀ｕ―ｕ´
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| ||＿＿|)(・ω・` ) < I don't like it very much,
|￣￣＼三⊂/￣￣￣/ so I uninstalled it.
| | ( ./ /
~installing final fantasy X
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every single day.
Reading old threads and failing to remember which posts were yours.
while( ／⌒ヽ )
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letting SAoVQ run into my professional life.
Filling out text reply boxes on the front page but never really having any desire to post them.
>>47
I do this sometimes. Especially when it's late at night and I'm not sure whether something's VIP or just seems like it because I'm tired.
>>47,48 there are other boards of somewhat different QUALITY for the cutting room floor stuff, you know. No reason to let it go to waste, when it could go to our gold-loving middle-eastern admirees/nemeses.
>>47
I do this whenever I feel I'm writing something that I believe is stupid.
Also, I like pissing in the sink.
Imagine if everything you have never posted suddenly appeared...
What would you do???
Listening to music from the nineties and realizing that all the instruments you hear are actual guitars, drums and so forth, if amplified and perhaps FXed a bit.
>>52
I used to think that too. But, as far back as the early 80s, those "real" drums were actually from a Linndrum or a similar drum machine that used samples, and a lot of those other instruments were probably synthesizers that had been masterfully programmed to imitate their analogue counterparts.
>>53
Realizing that some things you previously thought might be untrue. ;_;
Being a spoilsport on an anonymous messageboard ＾＿＾
Reading the back of the shampoo (or whatever) bottle while you're on the toilet.
>>56
Yep, I always need something to read while I'm pooping, even if it's just two words over and over again.
Dunno about you guys, but when I'm pooping, I get the job done and get outta there. I don't have time to read.
I fall asleep with my pillow every night, only waking to the comfort of #saovq.
The only reason I would ever take a book with me to the toilet is if I should happen to run out of softer materials to wipe with. When I gotta go, I go, there's no time for doing anything else; and then half the time I dance around for a couple minutes because I ate too many chili peppers.
Brushing your teeth as you prepare to go to bed, then realizing that you are very hungry. I'm sorry, Mr. Teeth, but you know how Ms. Peanut Butter Sandwich makes me feel...
Afterward, trying to decide between brushing your teeth again or just going to bed with things the way they are.
Even worse, trying to figure out which one is better for your teeth! Of course, you need to remove the plaque and whatnot, but is it really acceptable to expose the gums to such vigorous scrubbings so often?
Going to the anime convention just to see the stereotypical types of people there, such as the fat yaoi fangirl and the wanna-be voice actor.
(∩ﾟ ヮﾟ)∩ Why aren't you wearing mittens?
щ(`Д´щ) Gloves work better. That's why.
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 Brother! WHERE have you been all this time?
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| / | But sex with MITTENS is awesome !
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（ ﾟ ヮﾟ）/ （ﾟ ヮﾟ ） ´
＿ / / / ＿と と ヽ
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>>70
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Did you say MITTENS? 'cos I could have swore you said MITTENS, what a terrible suggestion!!
Joining an international IRC channel and asking everyone what time it is
>>73
You are obviously living on a space station and unable to answer such questions, otherwise you wouldn't take offense at such a harmless comment!
When you're crossing the street and the green light is already flashing and someone else is crossing the street and you want to get to the pavement faster than that person so you're not the one blocking the cars when the light turns red.
Taking a shortcut across a lawn and feeling like you've done something bad
Reusing leftover milk from your cereal by putting it in your coffee, and feeling immensely satisfied.
Thinking of something funny and smiling at inappropriate times and then pretending to cough to cover it up.
>>83
I never lay in bed alone,
I have girlfriends from six years ago to fantasize about...
she is living a "life"....
hhaahahahahaha
fuicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>83
Yes. A short walk away from the only person that matters. But she hates me.
>>87
She's the only person in two hours that I can maintain eye contact with.
>>81
I never lied in bed with hitler and i do not intend to do so.
>>78
I know how this feels. I don't like it when people in cars get angry at me for being too slow and I immediately start thinking about all the hateful things they think as they see me cross the road to get myself ready for any insults they might throw at me. ('A`)
>>90 I personally hate it when cars stop at stop signs, but in the goddamn cross walk.
Taking a huge, thick poop and feeling several pounds lighter!
>>94
And then eating the poop and pooping it out all over again, AGAIN!
Noticing that >>96 had EXPERT BBCODAN, so s/he's really just ashamed of him/herself.
Remembering whether your childhood friend's penis was cut or not because of pre-puberty experimentation
The satisfaction of having thoughly cleaned your house and knowledge that no other people will step foot in it to mess it up in any time soon.
The satisfaction of having throughly dirtied your house, and knowledge that no other person shall step foot in it to scoff at your uncleanliness.
>>104 The satisfaction of having done nothing in your house, and not getting off your seat to answer the door so that no other person could criticize your lack of effort.
The satisfaction of being ejaculated inside
I suspect we might have a spy within our midst.
>>100 oh dude when I was a little kid my male friends would always try to show me their "weiners" too, and they'd pull down their pants and say that if I didn't they'd scream rape, or sometimes they would tell my parents that I tried to bite off their "weiners" after I made them take off their pants, which weirded me out (why would someone stick their mouth on that thing? pee comes out of there!) also once this kid made me take off my clothing at his birthday party or he'd tell his parents that I said "the f-word". I didn't even know about the word fuck back then but I did it and then everyone laughed at me and the first kid started hitting me. he also tried to get me to lick his anus. I would get in trouble a lot at school and I'd also be bullied a lot when I was a young child. It's such a bad feeling.
>the feeling of being picked on
Sitting in front of your computer while forcing yourself to laugh at things to avoid the feeling of loneliness and emptiness.
Looking at a mess on the floor.
Sheepishly cleaning up your mess after having stared at it for a bit.
Finishing a 15 hour long video game in two sittings.
Going to the arcade and looking at the reflection on the monitor between stages/rounds to in case anyone's looking at you play (and losing your concentration if they are).
Running out of kimchi.
The feeling in your stomach when you can't wait to wake up early the next day and continue living a fulfilling life.
We go grocery shopping and then wait for the bus, but some guy keeps looking at us at the bus stop and at the grocery store. For some reason we think he might be a Vipper (One of us is wearing a saovq shirt). He sits behind us in the bus and finally asks, "where did you get that kimchi?" instead of "are you a Vipper?". We go home and feel silly that everything reminds us of Saovq.
There are SAOVQ shirts? You gotta link!
I think that DADDY COOL should set up some SAOVQ/2ch English shirt store, but that's silly.
>>126
They were a very small printing run done two years ago, if I remember correctly. You had to purchase by email.
Kidneys failing
>>128
My kidneys felt like that this morning. I drank too much last night orz
I have abdominal pains all the time, so I drink until it goes away.
Being old enough to finally jerk off to porn about silicone blondes, as though it was 1997 again
I've acquired the bad habit of imitating ship thruster sounds because of Battlezone.
You're ten seconds away from AAA'ing a really hard Stepmania song when your concentration slips because you thought about how pointless it is to play a video game this much.
Listening and imitating the dance parts of the opening to Lucky Star in your room.
Reading pornography without the faintest intent to masturbate