Deleting stuff you don't need from your hard drive so that you can download more stuff that you don't need.
Also, compressing files in various formats in an attempt to find the one that compresses best, so that you can download more stuff that you don't need.
>>83
I never lay in bed alone,
I have girlfriends from six years ago to fantasize about...
she is living a "life"....
hhaahahahahaha
fuicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>83
Yes. A short walk away from the only person that matters. But she hates me.
>>87
She's the only person in two hours that I can maintain eye contact with.
>>81
I never lied in bed with hitler and i do not intend to do so.
>>78
I know how this feels. I don't like it when people in cars get angry at me for being too slow and I immediately start thinking about all the hateful things they think as they see me cross the road to get myself ready for any insults they might throw at me. ('A`)
>>90 I personally hate it when cars stop at stop signs, but in the goddamn cross walk.
Taking a huge, thick poop and feeling several pounds lighter!
>>94
And then eating the poop and pooping it out all over again, AGAIN!
Noticing that >>96 had EXPERT BBCODAN, so s/he's really just ashamed of him/herself.
Remembering whether your childhood friend's penis was cut or not because of pre-puberty experimentation
The satisfaction of having thoughly cleaned your house and knowledge that no other people will step foot in it to mess it up in any time soon.
The satisfaction of having throughly dirtied your house, and knowledge that no other person shall step foot in it to scoff at your uncleanliness.
>>104 The satisfaction of having done nothing in your house, and not getting off your seat to answer the door so that no other person could criticize your lack of effort.
The satisfaction of being ejaculated inside
I suspect we might have a spy within our midst.
>>100 oh dude when I was a little kid my male friends would always try to show me their "weiners" too, and they'd pull down their pants and say that if I didn't they'd scream rape, or sometimes they would tell my parents that I tried to bite off their "weiners" after I made them take off their pants, which weirded me out (why would someone stick their mouth on that thing? pee comes out of there!) also once this kid made me take off my clothing at his birthday party or he'd tell his parents that I said "the f-word". I didn't even know about the word fuck back then but I did it and then everyone laughed at me and the first kid started hitting me. he also tried to get me to lick his anus. I would get in trouble a lot at school and I'd also be bullied a lot when I was a young child. It's such a bad feeling.
>the feeling of being picked on
Sitting in front of your computer while forcing yourself to laugh at things to avoid the feeling of loneliness and emptiness.
Looking at a mess on the floor.
Sheepishly cleaning up your mess after having stared at it for a bit.
Finishing a 15 hour long video game in two sittings.
Going to the arcade and looking at the reflection on the monitor between stages/rounds to in case anyone's looking at you play (and losing your concentration if they are).
Running out of kimchi.
The feeling in your stomach when you can't wait to wake up early the next day and continue living a fulfilling life.
We go grocery shopping and then wait for the bus, but some guy keeps looking at us at the bus stop and at the grocery store. For some reason we think he might be a Vipper (One of us is wearing a saovq shirt). He sits behind us in the bus and finally asks, "where did you get that kimchi?" instead of "are you a Vipper?". We go home and feel silly that everything reminds us of Saovq.
There are SAOVQ shirts? You gotta link!
I think that DADDY COOL should set up some SAOVQ/2ch English shirt store, but that's silly.
>>126
They were a very small printing run done two years ago, if I remember correctly. You had to purchase by email.
Kidneys failing
>>128
My kidneys felt like that this morning. I drank too much last night orz
I have abdominal pains all the time, so I drink until it goes away.
Being old enough to finally jerk off to porn about silicone blondes, as though it was 1997 again
I've acquired the bad habit of imitating ship thruster sounds because of Battlezone.
You're ten seconds away from AAA'ing a really hard Stepmania song when your concentration slips because you thought about how pointless it is to play a video game this much.
Listening and imitating the dance parts of the opening to Lucky Star in your room.
Reading pornography without the faintest intent to masturbate
Walking around your apartment singing Super Eurobeat songs, then getting embarrassed when you notice your dog staring at you.
Dying at the 8th hour of your new no-death run attempt of Demon's Souls, with a sharp pain in your left index finger!
Being ever so subtly annoyed when someone uses the term "MP3" instead of "MP3-player".
Being ever so unsubtly annoyed when someone uses the term "wiki" instead of "Wikipedia".
Not caring about other people's peeves and purposely using them to piss them off.
I like to listen to my mp3 when I am vandalizing a wiki page. ヽ( ´∀｀)ノ
Gradually saving enough of your meds by only taking half doses so you can fufill your plan to kill yourself with a little dignity on New Years day.
>>152
This post has piqued my curiosity. Why New Year's? Why the half-assed overdose plan? Why not just throw yourself under a bus or use some other method that will guarantee that you die?
You don't sound entirely serious about it, to be honest.
Not partaking in meta conversation!
Pushing out a very successful and clean poop! You feel like a champion for unloading, what feels like, three pounds of raw excrement from your anus! YOU GO, VIPPER!
Forcing yourself to start working out.
Forcing yourself to stop working out because your muscles are about to blow!
Forcing yourself to stop writing code because you're fucking tired of regular expressions!
Taking the last post and altering it slightly!
Taking the last post and modifying it a little!
Taking the previous post and changing it slightly!
Poaching a drain of carroted brots!
roasting a train full or brats!
Taking the previous poster and slaying him mightily!
Taking the previous horse and making him bray and neigh!
Hearing 'pseudo' and thinking 'sudo'.
That sure was an embarrassing conversation.
Finding a molten mess that used to be a chocolate waffle in your pants' pocket and noting how it tastes better than usual.
Getting bored in the middle of the day and going to lay in bed only to find that you're crying.
>>174
I've done that before. I've also ended up just falling asleep afterward.
Wondering if there has been some activity outside of the bump thread.