When a horse falls, foam comes out of its mouth. When it falls, the legs of the horse thrash and the horse is no good… So somebody shoots it. The horse turns into glue. A machine puts the glue into bottles and children squeeze the bottles to get the glue out and stick bits of paper onto cards. Glue gets on the children’s hands and the children eat the glue. And the children become the horse.
I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.
>>12-san is a liar, everyone knows that herons have horrible spelling.
Once upon a SAoVQ, one innocent poster wrote a chain letter warning against the danger of TERRIBLE POSTS, thinking it would make a good horror story. Little did he realize that his very story would cause TERRIBLE POSTS to propagate across the land, bringing to fruition the very horror within his fiction!
I just went to this restaurant to get a beef bowl, but the place was packed and they were all out of green onions, so I ended up ordering extra sauce.
I went to my girlfriend's house. We were sitting in her bedroom, watching YouTube videos and chatting on IRC on her laptop. We were casually browsing the internet for about an hour or so when she had to go to the bathroom.
While she was gone, I went to Google to find this article that I had been reading that I wanted to show her. I click in the box and "4chan" appears, right on top. Underneath that, "4chan.org troll," "4chan.org mfw," "4chan implying meme," and "r9k optimizer" all appeared before my eyes. Her search history continued like this for several pages.
At the very bottom of the list was the term "google"