Farewell, VIPPER. I hope you do well.
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So, the other day, I went to the local McDonald's. Y'know, Mac? Only thing was, there was this big crowd there and I could find a damn seat. Then I looked around and saw a banner hanging from the ceiling with the words "Mega Mac" written on it. Come on, you dipshits! You don't come to McDonald's just cause they're offering the Mega Mac! It's a Mega Mac! A fucking Mega Mac!
There were also a bunch of parents and their sprogs. A fucking family of four out for some MickeyD's? "All right, daddy's gonna get some Mega Macs~!" I can't bear to watch any further. If you tossers vacate those seats, I got a fucking hamburger for you. McDonald's should be a bloody place. All while people are eating, a brawl could just break out at the cash register, provoked or unprovoked. That shit would be tops. If you brought your woman with you, you can fuck right off.
Anyway, when I finally grabbed a seat, this douchebag in the next booth goes, "I'll take a cheeseburger!" That really made me rage hard. Hey, fucknut, who the fuck orders cheeseburgers these days? Fucking asshat with that "durr-hurr I'm so fucking cool" face as he says "cheeseburger". I want to ask him if he really wants that cheeseburger. I want to interrogate his ass. I want to sit him down and interrogate him for a full fucking hour. Did you really want to order that goddamn cheeseburger, huh?!
Now, me, I'm a fucking McDonald's expert, and among us experts, the big deal these days is the Chicken Fillet-o. That's the shit, right there. A motherfucking Chicken Fillet-o to go. That's a recommendation coming from a fucking McDonald's vet. A Chicken Fillet-o's got that tasty chicken meat in it, plus there's more meat than veggies. Order that shit, and get a large fries while you're at it. It's the fucking best. However, if you order it, the little pissant employees will probably be all like, "Sir, the Chicken Fillet-o might take a while. Is that okay?" I really can't recommend it to an amateur. So, what it all boils down to is that you fuckers should just eat a goddamn hamburger.
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That's retarded, I would totally go there if they had MegaMacs in this country. Still, BK is better plus they have onion rings.
Summer is here. I hate summer because I can never be happy like most people are in the summer.
I wish summer would start, there's snow on the ground right now. Global warming my ass.
ummer is here. I hate summer because I can never be happy like most people are in the summer.ummer is here. I hate summer because I can never be happy like most people are in t[Del]
I wish summer would sthe summer. right now. Global warminal warming my ass. all warming my ass.
What's up VIPPER ?
I had a nightmare. I don't remember what it was, but I remember it was very bad.
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My left earbud doesn't work and that makes me piiiiissseeed
I've been neglecting you, SAOVQ.
For this, I apologize.
I am deeply concerned about the current rate of posting, and would recommend that the next iteration of this thread be "Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME in a two day period!"