I want to murder something with my hands,
while whistling some gentle tunes to soothe my pain.
If it made my headache pass instantly,
I'd be ready to break all four legs of a small, cute kitten.
Sometimes you get drunk.
And other times you urinate in your friend's trash can with multiple people watching.
I'm waiting for a train with my girlfriend except she's with her dad who shouldn't know about us. That whole "pretend you don't know me thing" looks easier on the films.
I wonder what will happen...
Tablecat-sama, I'm sorry for overloading your server.
I've discovered the comfiest way to possibly use my desktop in my shitty tiny room. I feel kinda stupid though because I've been living here since September.
My fingers are cold.
http://yourworldoftext.com/saovq
I see you!
A little girl sent me a flower today.
It was sweet.
Vipping from SXSW. Wish ya'll were here.
It's almost time.
>>34
Do you throw utensils all around the kitchen when your pancakes don't come out right?
Sometimes, when I'm making pancakes, I will make a very, very small pancake, and put a very small square of butter on it. If you do that, and eat it, something magical will happen in your mouth.
Has anyone tried adding some whiskey to pancakes? I might try that tomorrow.
>>41
I think I'm going try making French Toast with whiskey. That sounds good.
"Ill-fated was the day I set my love on you, since I am forgotten by you, sweet friend."
When you finally get together the guts to straightforwardly ask for what you want, you may be surprised at the results!
Super huge full moon tomorrow night, get hype.
Say hey Johnny boy, the battle call
I dropped my phone in piss!
Please, VIPPER, wish me luck in its recovery!
What's a good sipping whiskey besides Jack Daniel's? I tried sipping Tullamore Dew and it was terrible.
My legs are muscular as fuck.
I have something like a tumor. Normally it hurts a little every now and then, but nothing enough to concern me. I haven't even told anyone about it.
But tonight it was terrible, it's more painful than it's ever been.
I wasn't planning on getting it looked at, but if this keeps up I may not have a choice.
It's hard, and extremely sensitive to touch. It's on the bottom of my right ass-cheek. Any medically savvy VIPPERs care to give me a COOL FREE diagnosis?
>>54 I once had a pilonidal cyst which was a painful thing right above my butt crack.
I popped it, and it bled severely, but it never shrank in size.
It had to be removed by surgery
Butts are hilarious.
I'm.. I'm going to make the switch to IRSSI today! I might also jailbreak my Wii. What are you VIPPER doing today?
I think I missed the entire Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today! [PART 9] thread...
WHAT IS THIS MONSTROSITY???
>>44
Despite my knowledge of the immense sadistic trickery used to accomplish your romantic aims, I still have feelings for you, VIPPER.
Based on the replies on my phone in the morning, I must have sent really weird messages when I was wasted last night.
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues
I drank three litres of chocolate milk today. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
My laptop is dead. Does any VIPPER have a spare laptop?
I can not love a man who can't learn to love himself!
Are we getting married or not?
The bond which VIPPERs share is stronger than marriage.
I think this person I've gotten to know recently is a pathological or compulsive liar but I can't be sure. Thing is, I'm okay with it if they are, but if it turns out they aren't and most of what they've been telling me is true then I'd feel kinda hurt.
I want people to know my name.
I skipped class today so I could come home and finish a take-home exam in that time.
Instead, I had a VIP lunch, jerked off, and took a hell of a nap.
I regret nothing.
On this day, VIPPER is officially married to VIPPER.
How to get cool free money: Divorce!
her wish
fuck her wish, I'm drunk
I took over 30 sleep pills and my nipples hurt.
VIPPING ON MY ANDROID.
VIPPING ON MY ANDROID.
VIPPING ON MY ANDROID.
vipping in the cold...
VIPPING via SSH. Setting up other people's computers is boring :B
VIPPING via SSH. Setting up other people's computers is boring :B
100 IS MY ASPIRATION
Looking at a bunch of pictures of a gravure model in 3D is a pretty cool experience.
A man should be dead after drinking 1.5 litres of whiskey. Why am I not dead.
I GOT AN IQ OF OVER 160!!! I GOT TO MIT!!!! I DONT SUCK AT CHESS!!!! I GOT A LOT OF SMARTS SEE???!!!!!
I don't want to be at work. I want to be home playing Street Fighter.
>>102
I'm one day into a month holiday and I'm bored. Want to switch lives?
Okay terms have started and I'm bored as fuck
I wish I had some friends to jam with
None of my friends are very interested in playing music.
Deep love leads to deep sadness.
>>105
Why, you don't need friends when you have the internet!
http://ninjam.com/
WHOA! Found this from reddit somehow.
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We have to have a blog in my Humanities 102 -- Technology and Privacy class. I thought it'd be fun to set up a blog on my (dead) BBS. I hope I get some more chances to talk about privacy and anonymity throughout the term.
http://vip-quality.org/blog/index.php/2011/03/30/some-preliminary-thoughts/
I wrote a blog post in advance :3
hey vips I'm happy
Oh yeah, and to the VIPPER that left the comment about how obvious the post was -- 50% of your grade in this course is attendance, and the teacher describes Anonymous as ``a team of super hackers''.
ｓｅｌｆ ｐｌｅａｓｕｒｅ ｔｉｍｅ
Please stop this nonsense. Let's VIP.
The 3DS is very VIP. Too bad there's no games out for it yet. But I got Pilotwings anyway.