[Elitist] DQN Single-Thread Invasion [DQN QUALITY] (84)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2007-07-27 08:21 [Del]

DQN are bound to ruin this board eventually, so let's try to contain the damage to this one thread. AA characters, songs, catchphrases, and all other DQN related posts go here.

( LƒΦ`) That being said, hello kids!

2 Name: VIPPER : 2007-07-27 15:20 [Del]

there is mp3 :(

3 Name: VIPPER : 2007-07-27 15:23 [Del]

( LƒΦ) OK fine, I'll ask the first question What was life beofre DQN died?`

4 Name: VIPPER : 2007-07-27 16:54 [Del]

>>3
There was no life.

5 Name: VIPPER : 2007-07-27 22:34 [Del]

( LƒΦ`) luls

6 Name: VIPPER : 2007-07-29 10:19 [Del]

DQN is DEAD!?

noooooooo

7 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-02 10:17 [Del]

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8 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-02 22:43 [Del]

>>7
Fuck off and die.

9 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-03 08:22 [Del]

((/ ƒf.ㄟ) Bawwwwww

10 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-04 10:33 [Del]

( ί ƒŽί) !

11 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-04 10:44 [Del]

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12 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-04 17:44 [Del]

( ί ƒŽί) It's not like I depend on you for them, I have a secret area of mittens.

13 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-08 18:12 [Del]

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14 Name: IQ=85 : 2007-08-10 08:27 [Del]

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15 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-20 09:07 [Del]

Single thread invasions have long been the preferred method of the Eiltist Superstructure, we got an immaturity mansion out of the last one

16 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-27 10:16 [Del]

( ί ƒŽί) That mansion holds a lot of MITTENS!

17 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-27 10:19 [Del]

Has "Gay Magic" been mentioned yet?

18 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-27 10:37 [Del]

I believe >>17 spoke briefly about it.

19 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-27 11:08 [Del]

tupac.html

20 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-27 14:30 [Del]

Gay Magic is an important and pressing world, if not universal, issue.

21 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-27 19:29 [Del]

(L^ิƒΦOิ)

22 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-28 12:01 [Del]

Everyone who has posted or will post in this thread is a panda.

23 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-28 15:25 [Del]

>>22
Then doesn't that mean you are NOT a panda?

24 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-28 16:40 [Del]

>>23
If we're counting from before >>22 hit "Reply," then he fits in the "will post" category. And if we're counting from after he falls in the "has posted" category.

Ergo, >>22 is a panda.

25 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-28 16:59 [Del]

>>24
But the post isn't considered a post until it is officially posted. Because what if after he typed in his reply he deleted it and decided against posting it. In that case he would not be a panda now would he? So by posting he is saying he is not a panda.

26 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-28 18:09 [Del]

>>25
If he hadn't posted it, then the statement "everyone who has posted or will post in this thread is a panda" would not have been made, and there would be no claims for or against his pandaness. Thus the subject of >>22's pandaness would be an entirely moot point.

However, he did post it, and he falls into either one or the other of his own criteria. Therefore, he is calling himself a panda as well.

27 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-28 20:09 [Del]

>>26
No he does not. The moment the post officially appeared on the page is when the post was posted, yes? In his statement he says everyone who HAS POSTED. We can assume this means every post PRIOR to the time of the post, and so he obviously is not a panda in that regard. Likewise, in the second statement he says that anyone who WILL post in this thread is in fact a panda. This, once again, says that any post IN THE FUTURE after the point in time in which he posted is by a panda. Thus, >>22-san is the only nonpanda in this thread; however, he is infinitely close to being a panda.

28 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-28 20:16 [Del]

>>27
But >>22san was not frozen in time the moment he posted. He has posted in this thread, and therefore is a panda.

Or are you saying that >>22san's post is now a lie?

29 Name: VIPPER : 2007-08-28 20:36 [Del]

>>28
It refers to itself as a marking point but never says the poster himself is a panda. Thus we cannot make the assumption he is in fact a panda.

30 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-01 11:58 [Del]

>>29 poops in the bamboo forest

31 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-01 18:35 [Del]

>>30 eats bamboo covered in poop.

32 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-06 14:32 [Del]

>>31 eats and poops bamboo.

33 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-08 11:35 [Del]

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ Who cares about bamboo anyways.

34 Name: VIPPER : 2007-09-08 17:05 [Del]

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@i@ί m߁j I'm not really into the whole "previous poster is a panda" thing.

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