I was rescued from the secret society.

I WAS BORN HERE FOOLS

Daddy Cool recognized my talents as a VIPPER and offered me an incentive to contribute here.

Haha, just kidding.

Im plotting to take all of DADDYCOOL'S money.

I'm an expatriate.

Teleport

I am a time traveler. I used my abilities to win the lottery and gain access to SAoVQ.

I hax.

What is this SAoVQ ?

i felt.

um..... irc?

Typed in the whole URL.

I'm just that sexy.

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>>11

Did you not think first?

That step is very important.

I got here through a nydus canal

I got here by taking LSD, this entire site is a hallucination,it does not even exist.

I'm another hallucination of >>18's, so I have to post as much as I can before >>18 is sober again.

I found the secret entrance.

I book marked it earlier

I was born into SAoVQ

I fell down the rabbit hole

I resurrected an ancient thread.

I discovered it in a past life, and recalled my past incarnation

I found out Daddy Cool is my real father.

>>25
What were you in the other life?

>>27
a VIPPER

OH GOD HOW DID I GET HERE

I just googled Secret Area of VIP Quality

>>30
Google?!

WAIT UNTIL DADDY COOL KNOWS ABOUT THIS.

IRC chats and prostate massage

HELLo FAQS PAGE

IRC

DADDYCOOL refused to be paid with liras, so I am a clandestine

I just am here.

I am contractually obligated to keep this information secret, as a part of my job at the International Bureau for the Study and Promotion of the Underground Internet Youth Culture.

I pressed f5 so many times I got to the bonus round.

I spamming over 9000 fisting threads.

I actually forget how I did, and I've only been here for a week so far. Maybe I should drink filtered water exclusively from now on.

>>39
Were you drinking poison water before or something?

4chan told me. ¬_¬

Be wary of this one VIPPERs, >>41.

>>41
BACK TO THE TANASINN CHAMBER

I was sent here by a Corean businessman to do his laundry. I can't find my way back.

Why are you all in my living room

>>46
Your bathroom is full.

>>45
never thrust corea

>>48
What if I know Corea?

I'm actually one of Daddy Cool's many many illegitimate children.

i am Daddycool ;)

FUCK DADDY COOL

>>53
OH COME ON NOW, THEY WOULD NOT SHOOT. THAT'S SILLY.

YOU'RE SILLY.

I am speaking on behalf of >>53-san.
Please do not worry, for he is in perfect health.
Do not come searching for him, as he wishes to be left alone.
Thank you for your time.

I'm a VIPPER because I chose to. This is my life and I have no regrets.

I work at a local Yoshinoya, and one of the cash registers had this thread open in a tab.

I gave DADDY COOL a bunch of \10000 notes that I kopiped with an inkjet printer and he let me in. What a sucker.

I put a VIP seed between two wet papertowels and the next morning, I was here.

i seek refuge from the monstrosity that has become 4-ch DQN

I came after >>62 to drag him back to the monstrosity that has become 4-ch DQN

no thanks because i am a good poster with good VIP credentials

Anyways, >>59, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>59, should just stick with today's special.

Tablecat promised me access to his secret area of haxx if I paid him enought, but instead I got this place. How do I get my money back?

>>62 Are you too elitest for DQN?

I snuck in

I came jere seekinq refuqe from tje Elitist Superstructure

I know a dude who grows VIPCOINS, he gave me a few for cheap.

I tripped over a cat and saw the rabbit hole while I was on the ground

What the fuck is this place?

What the fuck is this place?

I traded a rare collectors edition gold DARPANET and three pre-aol INTERNETS for enough VIPCoins to join.

I shared popcorn with DADDYCOOL at the local ventriloquist multiplex.

I paid Daddycool my virginity, as in I sold my first time to him so I am unable to have sex ever.

My sUpErCoOl weeabuddies tol me about it!!!! so I told al ov mie frends!!!!!!! <(^O^*)> UGUNYA~~~~ n_n

It was a rainy afternoon. The light kept flickering, and I knew the power didn't have long to last. I could here thunder strikes in the distance, grow slowly louder as minutes rolled by. Eventually the power gave out, but somehow my computer stayed on, though the screen glowed an ominous white. Slowly the glowing white light of the monitor faded and I saw the ASCII image of Daddycool frying what appears to be eggs. At that moment, I knew I had finally found the light.

4chan >> google >> overchan >> iichan >> 4-ch >> ???? >> saovq imageboard >> "ITT homemade music" thread(the first one; had only 3 or 4 replies when I came).

I was traveling down the road feeling hungry and cold
I saw a sign saying VIP ‘n drinks for everyone
So naturally I thought I would take me a look inside
I saw so much quality there was water coming from my eyes
Yeah, there was nida, there was mona, there was caviar
And long tall glasses with wine up to >>1
Then somebody grabbed me, threw me out of my chair
Said “before you can post, you gotta dance like Fred Astaire”
You know I can’t dance, you know I can’t dance…
You know I can’t dance, you know I can’t dance… I can’t dance
Oh no
I am a man of the road, a VIPPER by name
I don’t seek entertainment, just apolojuice and shame
But if it’s all the same to you, then yes I will try my hand
If you were as DQN as me I’m sure you’d understand.
(Hey, wait a minute)
Of course I can dance, I’m sure I can dance!
I know I can dance, I know I can dance!
I can dance!
I really hit the floor
Look at me dancing!
(Solo)
I did a two-step quick-step and a bossa nova
A little Victor Sylvester and a Rudy Valentino
You shoulda seen me moving right across the floor
Hand me down my tuxedo, Daddy Cool, next week I’m coming back for more
I can dance, oh yes, I can dance
Look at me dancing, the floors moving
And I feel good, I feel good
I can dance, I can dance, I can dance, I can dance
I can

>>84 This. Very this.

ＶＩＰから来ました。

>>84
How on earth did I miss this? wwww Amazing.

Zordon. Thanks to Zordon.

>>88
AYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYE

I paid him with my butt

I did some stuff for a DQN album.

I stowawayed on the ship of a VIPPER bound here.

I trolled, saw how stupid my post was and deleted it. DADDYCOOL thinks people should do this more often.

Title.

I took the VIPline, it hurts your arms but you avoid toll fees that way.

My 3500 real life friends invited me.

gikopoi

Osmosis.

I had a near death experience. And when I was walking towards the light I saw DADDYCOOL. I can't exactly remember how much I paid him, but he deemed it enough.

I'm not entirely sure, but I have reason to believe I have died and this heaven.

I performed the jimble jamble

I carried out a w

I laid an offering before a DADDYCOOL idol I had painstakingly constructed, lit some incense, and began to fall into a deep meditative trance. There I met my spirit guide, KIKKOMAN. He taught me everything I needed to know.

From there, the old me withered and died. And then, from the ashes, I arose like a phoenix and knew; I was VIP.

I am VIPPER.

I was bu~n'ing my way on the streets when I notice DADDYCOOL in a limo. After paying him enough, I've been told of this place to slowly build my VIPREP

I still think I'm hallucinating all of this. But I hope it never stops

I waited until midnight like most nights and performed a dancing ritual in my basement with all of the lights off. I keep dancing and shaking all over the room until I step on an SNES cartridge. Then I scream out EEEEEEEEMOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I do this every night in your house.

Via tanasinn.info. Halcy told me if I payhim enough, he would show me his secret. I realized it was DADDYCOOL behind a mask.

I was a lesser deity in my last life, with dominion over a river. I was worshiped by the humans who lived in the village at its source, but my life was severely lacking in VIP. So I gave my power to DADDYCOOL as payment. Then I had to go on a quest through the thousands of dimensions that lay behind DADDYCOOL's left ear in order to find the key, since my once-godlike power was enough for permission, but not for entry. Only then was I allowed to die, and to be reborn as a VIPPER.

Actually I wrote Daddy Cool an IOU. I'll come up with the money eventually.

I fell up a flight of stairs and stumbled headfirst into SAoVQ.

My grandmother refers to people's genitals as secret areas. I googled this hoping to find hardxcore granny porn, but I stumbled onto SAOVQ instead. I have never looked back since.

A fellow VIPPER paid DADDYCOOL more than enough to let me in here out of consideration.

I lived a life of pious poverty, and on my 80th birthday I was elevated.

From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak I fought with the JISAKU JIEN... Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountain side... Darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time... The stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as a life age of the earth... But it was not the end. I felt life in me again. I was a VIPPER.

I was born a VIPPER

I collected 1 of every single kind of Pokemon card and then burned them all as a sacrifice to Daddy Cool.

And then he made me give up my life savings.

Luckily that wasn't much since I had already spent most of my money on Pokemon cards.

I snorted a line of Trix cereal for breakfast and woke up here.

What happened?

>>116
Silly VIPPER, Trix ArE fOr DADDYCOOL ;)