I carried out a w
I laid an offering before a DADDYCOOL idol I had painstakingly constructed, lit some incense, and began to fall into a deep meditative trance. There I met my spirit guide, KIKKOMAN. He taught me everything I needed to know.
From there, the old me withered and died. And then, from the ashes, I arose like a phoenix and knew; I was VIP.
I am VIPPER.
I was bu~n'ing my way on the streets when I notice DADDYCOOL in a limo. After paying him enough, I've been told of this place to slowly build my VIPREP
I still think I'm hallucinating all of this. But I hope it never stops
I waited until midnight like most nights and performed a dancing ritual in my basement with all of the lights off. I keep dancing and shaking all over the room until I step on an SNES cartridge. Then I scream out EEEEEEEEMOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I do this every night in your house.
Via tanasinn.info. Halcy told me if I payhim enough, he would show me his secret. I realized it was DADDYCOOL behind a mask.
I was a lesser deity in my last life, with dominion over a river. I was worshiped by the humans who lived in the village at its source, but my life was severely lacking in VIP. So I gave my power to DADDYCOOL as payment. Then I had to go on a quest through the thousands of dimensions that lay behind DADDYCOOL's left ear in order to find the key, since my once-godlike power was enough for permission, but not for entry. Only then was I allowed to die, and to be reborn as a VIPPER.
Actually I wrote Daddy Cool an IOU. I'll come up with the money eventually.
I fell up a flight of stairs and stumbled headfirst into SAoVQ.
My grandmother refers to people's genitals as secret areas. I googled this hoping to find hardxcore granny porn, but I stumbled onto SAOVQ instead. I have never looked back since.
A fellow VIPPER paid DADDYCOOL more than enough to let me in here out of consideration.
I lived a life of pious poverty, and on my 80th birthday I was elevated.
From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak I fought with the JISAKU JIEN... Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountain side... Darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time... The stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as a life age of the earth... But it was not the end. I felt life in me again. I was a VIPPER.
I was born a VIPPER
I collected 1 of every single kind of Pokemon card and then burned them all as a sacrifice to Daddy Cool.
And then he made me give up my life savings.
Luckily that wasn't much since I had already spent most of my money on Pokemon cards.
I snorted a line of Trix cereal for breakfast and woke up here.
What happened?