>>62 Are you too elitest for DQN?

I snuck in

I came jere seekinq refuqe from tje Elitist Superstructure

I know a dude who grows VIPCOINS, he gave me a few for cheap.

I tripped over a cat and saw the rabbit hole while I was on the ground

What the fuck is this place?

What the fuck is this place?

I traded a rare collectors edition gold DARPANET and three pre-aol INTERNETS for enough VIPCoins to join.

I shared popcorn with DADDYCOOL at the local ventriloquist multiplex.

I paid Daddycool my virginity, as in I sold my first time to him so I am unable to have sex ever.

My sUpErCoOl weeabuddies tol me about it!!!! so I told al ov mie frends!!!!!!! <(^O^*)> UGUNYA~~~~ n_n

It was a rainy afternoon. The light kept flickering, and I knew the power didn't have long to last. I could here thunder strikes in the distance, grow slowly louder as minutes rolled by. Eventually the power gave out, but somehow my computer stayed on, though the screen glowed an ominous white. Slowly the glowing white light of the monitor faded and I saw the ASCII image of Daddycool frying what appears to be eggs. At that moment, I knew I had finally found the light.

4chan >> google >> overchan >> iichan >> 4-ch >> ???? >> saovq imageboard >> "ITT homemade music" thread(the first one; had only 3 or 4 replies when I came).

I was traveling down the road feeling hungry and cold
I saw a sign saying VIP ‘n drinks for everyone
So naturally I thought I would take me a look inside
I saw so much quality there was water coming from my eyes
Yeah, there was nida, there was mona, there was caviar
And long tall glasses with wine up to >>1
Then somebody grabbed me, threw me out of my chair
Said “before you can post, you gotta dance like Fred Astaire”
You know I can’t dance, you know I can’t dance…
You know I can’t dance, you know I can’t dance… I can’t dance
Oh no
I am a man of the road, a VIPPER by name
I don’t seek entertainment, just apolojuice and shame
But if it’s all the same to you, then yes I will try my hand
If you were as DQN as me I’m sure you’d understand.
(Hey, wait a minute)
Of course I can dance, I’m sure I can dance!
I know I can dance, I know I can dance!
I can dance!
I really hit the floor
Look at me dancing!
(Solo)
I did a two-step quick-step and a bossa nova
A little Victor Sylvester and a Rudy Valentino
You shoulda seen me moving right across the floor
Hand me down my tuxedo, Daddy Cool, next week I’m coming back for more
I can dance, oh yes, I can dance
Look at me dancing, the floors moving
And I feel good, I feel good
I can dance, I can dance, I can dance, I can dance
I can

>>84 This. Very this.

ＶＩＰから来ました。

>>84
How on earth did I miss this? wwww Amazing.

Zordon. Thanks to Zordon.

>>88
AYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYEAYE

I paid him with my butt

I did some stuff for a DQN album.

I stowawayed on the ship of a VIPPER bound here.

I trolled, saw how stupid my post was and deleted it. DADDYCOOL thinks people should do this more often.

Title.

I took the VIPline, it hurts your arms but you avoid toll fees that way.

My 3500 real life friends invited me.

gikopoi

Osmosis.

I had a near death experience. And when I was walking towards the light I saw DADDYCOOL. I can't exactly remember how much I paid him, but he deemed it enough.

I'm not entirely sure, but I have reason to believe I have died and this heaven.

I performed the jimble jamble

I carried out a w

I laid an offering before a DADDYCOOL idol I had painstakingly constructed, lit some incense, and began to fall into a deep meditative trance. There I met my spirit guide, KIKKOMAN. He taught me everything I needed to know.

From there, the old me withered and died. And then, from the ashes, I arose like a phoenix and knew; I was VIP.

I am VIPPER.

I was bu~n'ing my way on the streets when I notice DADDYCOOL in a limo. After paying him enough, I've been told of this place to slowly build my VIPREP

I still think I'm hallucinating all of this. But I hope it never stops

I waited until midnight like most nights and performed a dancing ritual in my basement with all of the lights off. I keep dancing and shaking all over the room until I step on an SNES cartridge. Then I scream out EEEEEEEEMOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

I do this every night in your house.

Via tanasinn.info. Halcy told me if I payhim enough, he would show me his secret. I realized it was DADDYCOOL behind a mask.

I was a lesser deity in my last life, with dominion over a river. I was worshiped by the humans who lived in the village at its source, but my life was severely lacking in VIP. So I gave my power to DADDYCOOL as payment. Then I had to go on a quest through the thousands of dimensions that lay behind DADDYCOOL's left ear in order to find the key, since my once-godlike power was enough for permission, but not for entry. Only then was I allowed to die, and to be reborn as a VIPPER.

Actually I wrote Daddy Cool an IOU. I'll come up with the money eventually.

I fell up a flight of stairs and stumbled headfirst into SAoVQ.

My grandmother refers to people's genitals as secret areas. I googled this hoping to find hardxcore granny porn, but I stumbled onto SAOVQ instead. I have never looked back since.

A fellow VIPPER paid DADDYCOOL more than enough to let me in here out of consideration.

I lived a life of pious poverty, and on my 80th birthday I was elevated.

From the lowest dungeon to the highest peak I fought with the JISAKU JIEN... Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountain side... Darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time... The stars wheeled overhead, and every day was as long as a life age of the earth... But it was not the end. I felt life in me again. I was a VIPPER.

I was born a VIPPER

I collected 1 of every single kind of Pokemon card and then burned them all as a sacrifice to Daddy Cool.

And then he made me give up my life savings.

Luckily that wasn't much since I had already spent most of my money on Pokemon cards.

I snorted a line of Trix cereal for breakfast and woke up here.

What happened?

>>116
Silly VIPPER, Trix ArE fOr DADDYCOOL ;)