I was rescued from the secret society.

I WAS BORN HERE FOOLS

Daddy Cool recognized my talents as a VIPPER and offered me an incentive to contribute here.

Haha, just kidding.

Im plotting to take all of DADDYCOOL'S money.

I'm an expatriate.

Teleport

I am a time traveler. I used my abilities to win the lottery and gain access to SAoVQ.

I hax.

What is this SAoVQ ?

i felt.

um..... irc?

Typed in the whole URL.

I'm just that sexy.

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>>11

Did you not think first?

That step is very important.

I got here through a nydus canal

I got here by taking LSD, this entire site is a hallucination,it does not even exist.

I'm another hallucination of >>18's, so I have to post as much as I can before >>18 is sober again.

I found the secret entrance.

I book marked it earlier

I was born into SAoVQ

I fell down the rabbit hole

I resurrected an ancient thread.

I discovered it in a past life, and recalled my past incarnation

I found out Daddy Cool is my real father.

>>25
What were you in the other life?

>>27
a VIPPER

OH GOD HOW DID I GET HERE

I just googled Secret Area of VIP Quality

>>30
Google?!

WAIT UNTIL DADDY COOL KNOWS ABOUT THIS.

IRC chats and prostate massage

HELLo FAQS PAGE

IRC

DADDYCOOL refused to be paid with liras, so I am a clandestine

I just am here.

I am contractually obligated to keep this information secret, as a part of my job at the International Bureau for the Study and Promotion of the Underground Internet Youth Culture.

I pressed f5 so many times I got to the bonus round.

I spamming over 9000 fisting threads.

I actually forget how I did, and I've only been here for a week so far. Maybe I should drink filtered water exclusively from now on.

>>39
Were you drinking poison water before or something?

4chan told me. ¬_¬

Be wary of this one VIPPERs, >>41.

>>41
BACK TO THE TANASINN CHAMBER

I was sent here by a Corean businessman to do his laundry. I can't find my way back.

Why are you all in my living room

>>46
Your bathroom is full.

>>45
never thrust corea

>>48
What if I know Corea?

I'm actually one of Daddy Cool's many many illegitimate children.

i am Daddycool ;)

FUCK DADDY COOL

>>53
OH COME ON NOW, THEY WOULD NOT SHOOT. THAT'S SILLY.

YOU'RE SILLY.

I am speaking on behalf of >>53-san.
Please do not worry, for he is in perfect health.
Do not come searching for him, as he wishes to be left alone.
Thank you for your time.

I'm a VIPPER because I chose to. This is my life and I have no regrets.

I work at a local Yoshinoya, and one of the cash registers had this thread open in a tab.

I gave DADDY COOL a bunch of \10000 notes that I kopiped with an inkjet printer and he let me in. What a sucker.

I put a VIP seed between two wet papertowels and the next morning, I was here.

i seek refuge from the monstrosity that has become 4-ch DQN

I came after >>62 to drag him back to the monstrosity that has become 4-ch DQN

no thanks because i am a good poster with good VIP credentials

Anyways, >>59, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>59, should just stick with today's special.

Tablecat promised me access to his secret area of haxx if I paid him enought, but instead I got this place. How do I get my money back?