I was rescued from the secret society.

I WAS BORN HERE FOOLS

Daddy Cool recognized my talents as a VIPPER and offered me an incentive to contribute here.

Haha, just kidding.

Im plotting to take all of DADDYCOOL'S money.

I'm an expatriate.

Teleport

I am a time traveler. I used my abilities to win the lottery and gain access to SAoVQ.

I hax.

What is this SAoVQ ?

i felt.

um..... irc?

Typed in the whole URL.

I'm just that sexy.

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>>11

Did you not think first?

That step is very important.

I got here through a nydus canal

I got here by taking LSD, this entire site is a hallucination,it does not even exist.

I'm another hallucination of >>18's, so I have to post as much as I can before >>18 is sober again.

I found the secret entrance.

I book marked it earlier

I was born into SAoVQ

I fell down the rabbit hole

I resurrected an ancient thread.

I discovered it in a past life, and recalled my past incarnation

I found out Daddy Cool is my real father.

>>25
What were you in the other life?

>>27
a VIPPER

OH GOD HOW DID I GET HERE

I just googled Secret Area of VIP Quality

>>30
Google?!

WAIT UNTIL DADDY COOL KNOWS ABOUT THIS.

IRC chats and prostate massage

HELLo FAQS PAGE

IRC

DADDYCOOL refused to be paid with liras, so I am a clandestine

I just am here.

I am contractually obligated to keep this information secret, as a part of my job at the International Bureau for the Study and Promotion of the Underground Internet Youth Culture.

I pressed f5 so many times I got to the bonus round.

I spamming over 9000 fisting threads.

I actually forget how I did, and I've only been here for a week so far. Maybe I should drink filtered water exclusively from now on.

>>39
Were you drinking poison water before or something?

4chan told me. ¬_¬

Be wary of this one VIPPERs, >>41.

>>41
BACK TO THE TANASINN CHAMBER

I was sent here by a Corean businessman to do his laundry. I can't find my way back.

Why are you all in my living room

>>46
Your bathroom is full.

>>45
never thrust corea

>>48
What if I know Corea?

I'm actually one of Daddy Cool's many many illegitimate children.

i am Daddycool ;)