ITT we stick something up our ass (36)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-18 21:53 [Del]

I have stuck a marker up my ass

25 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-01 08:51 [Del]

>>19
DIsgregard >>20-kun, he's a scammer. I would have answered the same thing, but more verbosely and politely.

>>21
It's a common misconception; Italian women aren't that hairy. Cases of hypertricosis are infrequent. Stereotyping Italians by phenotipic traits is pointless - we have widely mixed heritages, you can't even tell whether an Italian looks like one.

>>22
I think you're mistaking us with Greeks. Remember: Greeks = fuck male children in the ass; Italian = fuck women in the ass.

>>23
I'm not reading JoJo, so I can't help you. But an Italian translation must exist for sure, and you might be right.

>>24
You're already getting it in such small doses that you can't understand its effect. Slowly the Italian VIP will seep into your pores and into your cells, then affecting the areas of your brain responsible for dopamine and endorphine. You'll feel happy reading only Italian text. You'll sleep and fight and crave only for Italian words, though you don't know Italian. It's painless, and resistance is futile.

26 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-10-01 08:52 [Del]

Obviusly, >>25-san is me, your friendly neighborhood Italian VIPPER.

27 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-01 10:14 [Del]

I'm not reading JoJo
FOR SHAME.

28 Name: sage : 2008-10-02 10:01 [Del]

There are 347 volumes

29 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-02 17:53 [Del]

>>25

>Greeks = fuck male children in the ass

You seem to be confusing modern Greeks with ancient Greeks. The ancient Romans were all about the shotacon too, you know. Thanks for keeping the discussion on topic though.

I once sat next to a foreign gentleman on a 7 hour flight who was wearing a bright yellow "ITALIAN STALLION" t-shirt and smelled like he hadn't bathed in about 3 years (but was trying to cover it with even more foul smelling designer cologne). It was fucking awesome.

30 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-03 14:16 [Del]

And anyway it goes like Romans = fuck male children in the ass
Greeks = fuck women in the ass
Italians = are fucked in the ass by their women

31 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-03 19:18 [Del]

>>30
I wish to be a Greek-Italian.

32 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-10-04 11:41 [Del]

>>29
I once sat next to a foreign gentleman on a 7 hour flight who was wearing a grey "BURGER KING" t-shirt and smelled like he hadn't bathed in about 3 years (but was trying to cover it with even more foul smelling french fries scent). It was fucking awesome.

>>30
Ha ha ha, you are very funny. That's why you gave yourself a sage: you're so funny other VIPPERs might laugh out loud when reading your marvellous word play at their jobs.

33 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-05 19:12 [Del]

I was just thinking about a hypothetical situation in which you were seated next to ANOTHER VIPPER on a 7 hour plane ride. How awesome would that be

34 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-05 21:36 [Del]

>>33
"Huh, the guy next to me is masturbating. Guess I should too."

And that's how the AA-VIP-lounge was founded.

35 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-06 01:39 [Del]

>>34
Mile high VIPPING

36 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-10-06 15:00 [Del]

This is CRUISING and ROLLING VIP-style.

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