ARE YOU READY FOR PART 3?
This thread should begin with an intense lumberjacking.
SEE YOU GUYS AT >1001
IF U WERE FLATENNED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N THE FOREST CUTTIN & SETTIN FIRE ALL AROUND DA TREE THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE LUMBERJACKS
WE JACK TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this CHAINSAW to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get WOOD your A TRUE LUMBERJACK
OH GOD, I WAS SO CONFUSED, I CAME HERE EARLIER AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO BUMP
>>9
But what if I mess up?? What if I break something??? I am not very good with computers...
>>7
I am so immature I started cracking up at "WE JACK TOGETHER" and then subsequently laughed at "if you get WOOD."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0jW_WSh9Y0 THE NINJA SQUAD: WHERE ACTING IS AMAZING
I found and executed a spider near my bed. Now there's no chance that I'll fall asleep there tonight, but if I won't sleep tonight I might fall asleep tomorrow at work and then I'll be screwed and fired. Help me VIPPERs. :(
http://img.secretareaofvipquality.net/src/1224648308580.jpg
We don't have enough banners in rotation.
THE NINJA SQUAD! THE NINJA SQUAD! THE NINJA SQUAD! THE NINJA SQUAD! THE NINJA SQUAD! THE NINJA SQUAD! THE NINJA SQUAD! THE NINJA SQUAD! THE NINJA SQUAD! THE NINJA SQUAD! THE NINJA SQUAD! THE NINJA SQUAD! THE NINJA SQUAD! THE NINJA SQUAD! THE NINJA SQUAD! THE NINJA SQUAD! THE NINJA SQUAD! THE NINJA SQUAD! THE NINJA SQUAD! THE NINJA SQUAD! THE NINJA SQUAD! THE NINJA SQUAD!
>>19
I hate to be the one to break the news to you but... yes it is.
THE NINJA SQUAAAD:
A COMPELLING DRAMA WITH ROMANCE AND PASSION!
THE NINJA SQUAAAD:
TRAINED AS A NINJA A YOUNG MAN FINDS JUSTICE BEYOND THE LAW!
I was about to find this movie but I came to the realization that there isn't going to be an announcer repeating THE NINJA SQUAD over and over again during the movie ('A` )
This is a busy thread.
>>18
You killed my beautiful art by making it a jpeg, why did you do this, VIPPER? :(
If someone finds the full-length movie, I'd gladly volunteer to add titles and dramatic announcements of "THE NINJA SQUAD" at various points of the movie, every 90 seconds or so.
Holy fuck my brother just killed himself on accident with a chainsaw. What a fake fucking lumberjack he was.
Up all night playing video games. Again. Oh well lol
Is the flaming lumberjack cool to use as a forum avatar?
posting from an eeePC www
>>30
Not unless there are at least 5 other confirmed lumberjacks on the respective forum. Otherwise you will be all alone in the forest and susceptible to a grizzly bear ambush.
aisu kuriimu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kqxEb5v3Uo Holy shit you are the best porno ever.
Those things are pretty sweet, I got a 1000H for my birthday and I love the damn thing.
Dragon Quest commericals were so cool.
DQ1 http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=iPorLScL0oE CAST: A N A T A
DQ1 US http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=6FwnTdA8ZhY PREPARE THYSELF WELL, DRAGON WARRIOR.
DQ3 http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=AWGflZ6qDxU Hahaha.
DQ4 PSX http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=zgjmAungzYE IMAGINATION IS THE MOST POWER HUMAN BEINGS HAVE.
DQ5 DS http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=hw4OYVJZnbQ It's in DUTCH?
DQ6 http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=paXStb9-OXo Space Slime.
DQ7 http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=W5oA--hIVvM Maribel (;´Д｀)ﾊｧﾊｧ
DQ8 http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=DVu04H071C0 FRIGHTENING.
Kenshin DQ http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=mul7YpN0MZ4 This kid is too cool.
Not DQ, but the original FIRE EMBLEM commercial was pretty rad:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=D-2kf1VKM1U
Satan!
Guide my cock!
Clean-up in isle 666, I repeat, clean-up in isle 666.
I can help you guys, I have 46!
>>43
Wow I want Kenshin DQ so fucking badly. I'm seriously going to try to find one.
>>50
http://www.ncsxshop.com/cgi-bin/shop/SE-T-0003.html OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD BUYING BUYING
Will any VIPPERs allow me to rub my penis in their general vicinity?
Yes
What if Chrono never died?
The power has gone out 3 times in the last 2 days. I am thinking of making a complaint.
bumping from Dreamweaver class
(My "Favorite Links" page on my Web-sight includes Secret Area of VIP quality, as I suspect the person next to me may be a VIPPER.)
Potter potter potter potter potter potter potter
Dumbledore dumbledore
>>56
Hello VIPPER, please confirm that you're not me, because I had exactly the same situation, and I don't know whether I posted it or you did, because I am so sleepy that I wouldn't remember posting it.
I can see the shimmering moon illuminating the starry sky behind the vast surface of my window pane...
Will? I already do.
http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=OIc4VHxU7iM
This video is LUMBERJACK QUALITY
I wish to have relations with a female. What is this sensation converging within my body making me want such a thing?
>>72
I wish to have relations with a certain female. People bash me when I say that I want to be her friend, not boyfriend.
>>73
Are you saying you want to be her friend because you fear rejection or what.
It's just your biological clock ticking down, VIPPER. When it gets low like that it makes you want to have silly, trivial things such as LOVE and MARRIAGE and CHILDREN with a woman so that you can pass on your genes. Just ignore it.
>>74
She understands me, she can see that I'm a nerd and accepts it. She'd be the only non-nerd friend I have (ﾟ∀ﾟ)
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.
.
(ﾟAﾟ)
>I want to emulate the deep bond between a a loving brother and sister
No such thing. It's a fantasy. The only deep bond there is sibling rivalry. Accept or bleed.
The Jewboys use buses to move around their Ghetto. Waste three Jewish crews in Jewbuses and sabotage the main oven to complete the mission. Good luck, VIPPER!
>>78
( >_<) It's true it's true IT'S TRUE I KNOW IT IS IT HAS TO BE!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNA6zzoObxg Let's listen to great music!
Oh ho, why not VIP ourselves
Nobody likes me, because I hit the spacebar with my index finger rather than my thumb. :(
>>89
Sad, but true. I tried switching to the thumb, but I type faster with my index finger (faster that the average speed, too).
I'm taking art request, and I'm taking them right now.
Here it is, I tried to capture the spirit of pressing the space bar with the index finger.
That is not how opposable thumbs work, you damn dirty apes
>>103
I'm sorry, I'm an abstract artist, don't feel bad if you don't understand my art.
I'm toasting bread in my own room rather than in kitchen. If the landlord comes right now, I'll lose my room. I am living on an edge, like a true VIPPER!
>>109
That might be pretty cool. In fact, I will do it as a challenge, DADDYCOOL and tanasinn having a picnic together under the moon.
I also began storing my art, so I will have an internet gallery in the future, that you'll be able to see only if you payme enough ;)
I need to buy some more cigarettes.
Please say something nice, I'm down.
>>113
Yes yes, I and your father both support you whatever choices you make in your youth
Three minutes before my bus takes off, and I'm ready for action. See you in the evening, VIPPER.
You might feel down now, but damn, you are a VIPPER! and things are gonna be alright.
I'm back~!
>>118
I believe you with all my heart, man, I really do, but that defense didn't work when I was found guilty of bribing homeless men to heckle young women on the midnight train.
schlorp schlorp schlorp
So how about that daylight savings time?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYTmj2qSqo CRACKHEAD CRACKHEAD
It's always night time in my room.
A little over a week and we're over 100 posts ITT.
Pantsu~
Pantsu~
Penis under Pantsu~
>> 127
NO U
GO! GO! GO!
UN! DER! FLOW!
subtract 2 from 1
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/ax3448593 One, two, three, four, YES
-1
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/ax3238779 PIMP MY BODY
Am I awake or do I dream?
Am I awake?
What time is it?
When I get through this day
Can someone tell me how
And how much longer now
Am I awake?
No
19:12
Dunno
I'm going now. I will miss you. See you somewhere else, VIPPERS!
3D = PIG DISGUSTING!
WE GOTTA QUALITY
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm238903
>>144
I GET DIBS ON LAIN IWAKURA
IF ANYONE ELSE MARRIES HER I SWEAR I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU
>>150
Lain is so cute I love her so much she is so perfect oh my god I'm marrying her.
I just got a MAC, but I don't know how to configure mona font help me VIPPER please or I'll be seeing ugly tablecats :(
>>155
Mona is tweaked for Windows. On Macs it never aligns perfectly, and Firefox don't play nice with it, while Safari kinda does.
it's 2:33am.
VIPPER is going to bed after Protect Ya Neck finishes.
Look at this chart.
Just LOOK AT IT
http://www.vipper.org/vip977553.jpg
It pretty much explain touhou now doesn't it?
Daylight savings is really fucking up my day.
hnggggnaaaaa
Why does Wu Tang Clan automatically play whenever I look at this thread for the first time today? It happened yesterday as well. Spooky.
Women are spooky and inscrutable and ineffable. Two hours ago, one established that she hates me and now we're talking like we're best friends.
Gargle
mrr
We're almost at 20k hits omg
Ktozok Impaler
> BFFs
It's the first time that I interpret this correctly as Best Friends Forever.
Boggles my mind.
20k hit's get is going to be dissapointing.
>>171
Psaro is weak and a horrible party member.
Female Hero, Meena, Alena, Maya is the correct choice.
>>178
I'm rolling with Male Hero, Alena, Kyril and Borya.
Even though I kinda wanna do Male Hero, Torneko, Ragnar, and Kyril ('A`)
Today we should all be proud to be American.
Oh wait, I'm not one in the first place.
Um-pah
um-pah
Happy Guy Fawkes day!
Get out there and burn a catholic for your queen!
Good morning VIPPERs
I have a big test tomorrow. Wish me luck, VIPPERs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7D8aDp3RUs THIS IS HOW YOU BATTLE IN COREA.
EB still didn't get Valkyria Chronicles in today FFFFFFFFFFFFFffff
>>187
The post office has had my Tales of Vesperia since the 27th of October.
How did I get here?
Through the hole in the ceiling.
I gotta go to work in 40 minutes. This board will be inaccessible. I will be there for 9 hours. Somebody kill me. ( ´Д｀)
>>191
You need an iphone or some similar wireless internet device.
I'm an internet explorer!
Tomorrow is a good day.
And tomorrow never comes
I am a prime number, not a free radical
I'm meeting a long-lost friend in two hours, I'M SO STRESSED.
That didn't go nearly as well as I hoped. For the first time in my life I want to kill myself, and it's not even winter.
Oh god how did I get here I'm not good with internet get me back to my home
My eyes hurt.
Hax my anus, oneesan
This water tastes like soda pop.
I agree with the OP.
PLE̔̕̚̕̚ερ҉ K҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ AKE҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚ερUP҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡͡҉҉ P̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ WA҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕
̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚ερ҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉LEASE ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚ερ҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚
UPI treat SAoVQ as my personal fallout shelter when 4chan is shitty.
Inucam
Wishing for something.
Wishing for a better life.
Tomorrow, I'm going to be seeing my Mom and my brother for the first time in almost two years. This should be great. ('A` )
I only stay with her out of pity and duty, and she admonishes other guys left and right. It's funny that I don't even care.
Me and my friend played Gears of War 2 co-op for 9 hours straight. I haven't had any sleep yet.
Game's pretty fun. The writing cracks me up.
Good morning.
Good morning VIPPER.
I am hungry
Join my campaign against "Post deleted by user.".
No more secrecy.
No more conspiration.
No more deleted posts.
If you support me, put this in your sig.
________
Stop the "Post deleted by user."!!! No more!
god I'm so stressed, how do I chill?
∧＿∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
（ ´∀｀） ＜ hhh fh k a - I'm a musician!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPzNl6NKAG0
This cat is so awesome.
ゆっくりしていってね！！！
Why do Black People pronounce "yeah" like "jeh"?
I am going to reheat a pizza.
Brb.
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
>>241
Because most cold pizza is delicious.
Though, I never understood the fascination with cold fried chicken.
>>240
I always figured that if you're going to be eating poop, you might as well heat it up.
k
It's too cold to go outside this morning, but I'm going outside this morning anyway.
>>247
It's freezing lately, dammit. I wish I was a grizzly bear so I could hibernate and not put up with this shit. ('A`)
MADE OF FIRE
I'M MADE OF FIRE!!VALKYRIE OF THE BATTLEFIELD
THIS IS A THROWDOWN A SHOWDOWN HELL NO I CAN'T SLOW DOWN ITS GONNA GO
WHY AM I SICK I HATE BEING SICK I CAN'T STOP COUGHING I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT ARGHHHH ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ щ(ﾟДﾟщ) ｡･ﾟ･( >Д<)･ﾟ･｡
Why the hell do people have to be vague about everything? Why can't they give BINARY answers instead of N-ARY BULLSHITE?! Fuck.
Sure is cold in this basement. I might have to burn some gunpla to keep warm. I'm sure my mother won't mind.
I might get a job at subway today. Is there a way to exchange my paychecks for VIPcoins?
No sleep for me tonight.
>>257
hehe, sure kid just sign over that check and I'll set you up with some reeal gen-u-wine VIP coins hehe
IMMORTALITY
ahhhhhh
This election mess is getting on my mind...
Gotta catch the bus in 15 minutes, just enough time to get my first daily dose of VIP QUALITY.
Q: How many failed relationships do you have to go through before you realize you just weren't meant to be with anyone?
A: If you'd have taken an IQ test beforehand, you would know.
A2: 1
A3: 0, human interaction doesn't help you with quantum mechanics.
A4: Just keep listing alternative answers and you'll become immersed enough in the process to forget how alone you are.
♪ ∩ .／⌒ヽ ♪
ヽ ( ＾ω＾) ＜UUH NIGGA BEAST IT
ヽ ⊂ ヽ
Ｏ-､ ） ♪
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I'm still sick SAoVQ. I think I might be dieing. Tell maid dog that I love her.
Oh my god my keyboard is musical how did this happen jesus christ I am freaking out.
It's not my fault, buddy
hi, you guys probably won't believe me, but i'm new here. i just found this place. and lol i dind't pay that weird guy anything
>>272
You paid him in rape dollars. Your ass should start bleeding very soon.
Since you asked nicely.
/＼＿＿_／ヽ
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| ,,ﾉ(､_, )ヽ､,, .::::| TheSe are my tears
. | ｀-=ﾆ=- ' .:::::::| + ddi one of you find them?
＼ ｀ﾆﾆ´ .:::::／ +
,,.....イ.ヽヽ、ﾆ__ ーーノﾞ-､.
: | '; ＼_____ ノ.| ヽ i
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bampu
I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty for a week （ 'ﾟДﾟ）
I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty for a week （ 'ﾟДﾟ）
I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty for a week （ 'ﾟДﾟ）
I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty for a week （ 'ﾟДﾟ）
I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty for a week （ 'ﾟДﾟ）
I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty for a week （ 'ﾟДﾟ）
I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty for a week （ 'ﾟДﾟ）
There, done.
I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty until today （ 'ﾟДﾟ）
I'm sorry, I just emptied my bowels all over DADDYCOOL's campaign documents （ 'ﾟДﾟ）
I am no longer a NEET. I'm unsure of how to handle this
I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the deserts bare, man.
I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.
お兄ちゃん, can I bump too?
goddamn
Genius, pure genius.
I just got back from grocery store, bringing a new bottle of fresh strawberry syrup with me. The syrup and tea are all I've been drinking for like two years. So back in the store, I inspect the bottle, and, on the label, among things like "drink with water" and "add to pancakes", there is a magnificent viptip: Use with tea instead of sugar. In two years, I drank these two beverages separately, not even thinking about mixing them. Right now I am making my first cup of tea+syrup.
Tell me, VIPPERS, how come some people are so insightful?
One day, I will leave the internet. Brace yourself for that day.
>>298
One part strawberry syrup, nine parts lukewarm water, best drink ever (along with tea).
I am sitting at my konpyuta, with a beautiful sight of a waning mood behind the wide, crystal-clear window. It is really gorgeous.
>>301
You should give it a chance. It is also very cheap, with one bottle sufficing for a week.
>>303
You are wrong. I've been drinking it for two years, and I have my teeth examined every month by my grandma, she's a retired dentist, D-E-N-T-I-S-T, and she says that my teeth are cool.
PLEASE DONT READ THISJUST SKIP OVER IT ok now that youve started reading this youre turning gay. tomorrow you will think about justin timberlakes abs and the next day you will kiss your closest male friend. by next week you will be having anal sex and be a real homo. if you post this comment on 12 videos and embrace gods love then you might be saved from buttsex (a term for intercourse wherein the penis is inserted into the rectum)
7 bampu~s for falling behind.
I haven't bumped these sorts of threads before, so I might as well now.
waho
gu
I'm writing a college essay about SAoVQ.
>>320
I am glad to see that we are becoming more and more culturally important by the second.
>>320
You should inform them of the intricacies of using VIPcoins as currency and of the importance of COOL FREE RINGTONES
I just made a nice tune about warm things. Should I share with VIPPER? It's nothing exciting, but I was bored and boredom leads to such great things.
I ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃'d today. I went outside to make a call and it was so cool and silent. I couldn't have resisted myself, I just ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃'d back and forth for five minutes.
It's been a long time since I bumped this thread. It doesn't feel like bumping the old thread.
I do not have to work today. I cannot figure out what I would like to do to pass the time
Im amazed this thread is still here.
this WEB CITE as well.
I'm feeling sombre. Can this be because I spent five hours on homework first time in a year?
I keep forgetting to post in here (ﾟДﾟ;)
>>336 here, where "here" refers to the particular thread!
I drop by on a regular basis.
>>328
http://img.secretareaofvipquality.net/src/dsck-warm_things.ogg
Sorry for the late posting; had work and I needed to fix a few things before I posted it. (plus I had to wait a day till I could post here again)
It's still not finished, but enjoy it so far. ;)
I
WANNA
BE
A
✰VIP✪STAR✰
I
WANNA
BE
A
✰PORN✪STAR✰
GRAB YOUR HEART, I'LL SHOW YOU THE WAY
>>340
This song is my ringtone.
The real one, I mean.
It's embarrassing when it goes off around people.
But I don't care.
I
WANNA
BE
A
✰STAR✪STAR✰
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W✪NN✰
B✰
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✰ST✰R✪ST✰R✪
I just need time, VIPPERS.
What is it about
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQAxJs0WUoc THIS IS THE BEST CAT EVER
to-day some guy asked me to fill out a survey on my perception of us-south korean relations. i was kinda tempted to replace all instances of korea with corea, but in the end i couldn't bring myself to mock nationalists i've never dealt with just to imitate japanese shut-ins. have i lost my VIP edge?
>>352
It's okay VIPPER. Since you seem to be in a position where you have a reasonable amount of chances to make strange ripples in otherwise normal, societal procedures, you can just try again.
Mission to Deep Space is a VIP QUALITY track.
>>354
Only if we're talking of the live versions. His stage shows are just an excuse to do at least one sick organ or synth improv in each song.
Be vipper posting link to downloading live mp3?
>>356
You can find at least two of his live albums on http://gh.ffshrine.org/soundtracks/view-all
I'd provide a better link but the site is down for me right now.
Grab the arrange albums from there while you're at it, and his early solo album 'Gikyokuonsou' if you feel awesome enough.
But for the live versions what you really want want aren't just the MP3s, but the youtubes (or the DVD) too, believe me - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngzi-zCmNVk&fmt=18
And a favorite of mine with some sweet wtfhax on the keys starting 1:35: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q1RxYFJT9Q&fmt=18
>>357
Thank you, VIPPER (The website doesn't work for me either).
Would VIPPERS recommend me a cool pen? I need a cool pen.
>>361
I've been rolling with Bic for my whole life; I want I cool pen that I can buy myself as a birthday gift.
Is this because you kept losing them and got sick of not caring?
I'M FOUNTAIN PEN
SON OF A BITCH BIRO
BALLPOINT IS PIG
DO YOU WANT BLAND PENMANSHIP?
DO YOU WANT ARTHRITIS?
BIRO IS PIG DISGUSTING
BIC IS A MURDERER
FUCKING CHEAP SHIT
I ordered a Lamy Dialog and Spirit. It was not enough, so I also bought a whiteboard.
NAAAAAA
NA NA NA NA NAAA
I woke up this morning to snow, VIPPERs. Snow.
>>373
I witnessed my first snow this year a week ago. It was snowing very faintly, but still snowing.
It will never snow in the southwest. Well, it will, but only in the mountains. And I don't live in the mountains because I'm just a middle-class VIPPER. :(
I'm still wearing shorts...
Working hard or hardly working? xD
There's snow here and it's freezing. ('A` )
I do not want to believe I have ass burgers but it seems very likely that I am just as fucked up as a kid who has consumed many ass burgers in his time.
Second night without sleep.
The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
>>382
Your post is unclear. Please let us know whether you request compassion or congratulations.
Mind the undertow
Und∴rtow th∵ min∵∴
>>384
I will tell you what I request. I just slept through almost whole Saturday, whole Saturday! What would you do, be happy that you can enjoy the last five hours of the best day in a week? Why is this happening to me? ;_;
I just spoke with one of my flat-mates. He did exactly the same thing, so I'm relieved.
But my arms are shaking, like a druggie.
>>389
That happened once when I ate nothing but chocolate for an entire day.
nooo my axe
a welcome intrusion
I have a pounding headache that will not stop.
I had to use a jigsaw today. Ruined much wood. I'm definitely not lumberjack quality ;_;
Am I the only one that pleasures themselves while their roommates sleep?
>>398
When I was at summer camp I slept on the top bunk of a cabin bed. The kid below me was my best friend and a very light sleeper.
I came every night.
401ゲット！！！
You guys are gross.
>>397
The fact you actually attempted to means you are more lumberjack quality than everyone else in the last 10 posts in this thread put together.
Probably.
I used axe last summer. I jacked lumber with my grandfather.
My loins. They burn.
I just changed my phone to display "VIP Quality" on the banner.
If you see that phone, it's mine!
ハックス・マイ・エイナス
Out of boredom, I have made a city out of orange peel.
>>412
I once built a loo out of banana peels. It was very slippery.
The dodo bird. How we miss you.
>>410
Must have took you a good amount of time to untrip a 6 digit tripcode.
>>418
Dunno, I ran the search on it ages ago. I'm just looking through my tripper+ log for good ones.
Damn, it's cold. Very cold. And it's not even snowing.
And I have a test today. That's it VIPPERS -- I'm going to fight the day!
We're all rooting for you, VIPPER (in the Australian sense of the word).
I am trying to get a 10 digit tripcode in tripexplorer. Will I ever live to see it?
I've been taking it so easy these past few days that I have only bumped this thread every other day.
What are my fellow AMERICAN VIPPERS doing for the holiday this Thursday?
>>426
Going to the house of a nice African-American family. I am looking forward to this specifically because the last time I was there they let me play their piano while they got drunk and watched football all night. ^_^
SCOTTISH VIPPER is spending Christmas being poor.
I'm getting a new OS. See you on the other side, vippers!
GOD DAMN ITS COLD
bored
like, with a drill
I always thought that you were only allowed to bump this thread if it was your FIRST TIME at SAOVQ.
I only just realized that it was if it was your first time at SAOVQ today. Now it makes more sense why the threads are so big.
LET'S NYUKI NYUKI http://www.youtube.com/user/294tv
The test results came today. I was the only one to pass with 30/30. The next best result was 24/30. Out of 20 course-mates, nine have failed.
Such is the power of VIP. Thank you.
But both of my flat-mates are gone. I feel so alone. ´A｀
I love the Street Fighter hip-hop remix songs that came out for the new HD version.
Is PASSION the opposite of ACTION?
I believe I have an enlarged gallbladder and probably some gallbladder stones.
I also have no health insurance.
Better that than an enlarged nutbladder, my grandfather always said
What is a cool computer name, vippers? I'm sick of josh-computer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh0TKdTaLto&NR=1&fmt=22
this is pretty
oi bump ya lout
dickbutt
buttdick
penisanus
yeah yeah anal dicking
which reminds me that I haven't been to news4vip@w4ch in a while.
I AM A DATABASE
it is unfortunate
The Unforgiven song series is going downhill fast.
Getting drunk seems to have permanently fucked up my once perfect visual memory. This sucks.
It goes away with time, worry not.
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>>463
Good because I have math homework and I like to make overly detailed proofs to throw the professors off.
My Chinese computer science research supervisor:
"I am afraid that I have to say that you need to make the work done before Dec. Do you have any update?"
Me, now, without even having a working script yet:
"INTERNETwwwwwwww"
"a group in Bern just unveiled a mitten that they claim violates the second law of Thermodynamics."
http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1267
(///_-) . . .
http://xy.yu.to/
It should be our secret meeting place.
Let's VIP together~!
There is a lot of tension directed at me in my house right now because apparently I messed up everyone's day. I didn't, I thought I needed to do something that I didn't and apparently everyone was going to go out of their way to try to help me but I didn't know.
I just want to chill out and be VIP Quality. I can't stand the tension.
Feels good man
Good feels man
Ｔａｋｅ ｉｔ ｅａｓｙ！！！
Is penis envy tsundere?
I thought Tsundere was a gender-neutral term.
If its not, then what is a male tsundere called?
DV.
Argh, my visual memory is still pretty fucked up. Like, it's not nearly as crystal clear as usual. My imagination hasn't suffered, verbal manipulation is a-ok, but I just can't visualize anything anymore. How the hell can two glasses of red wine do this after 3 days?!
Sounds like someone should do some LSD.
My visual memory has usually been pretty shitty.
I remember this one time at work, a police officer came in for a description of a suspect that came in earlier that day. One of the girls I worked with was listing off every possible detail to the guy and I was amazed. I could hardly remember anything specific about him.
Now if I was to see him again, I'd be able to tell if it was him in an instant.
My visual memory is terrible too. I am a man of logic not trivia.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKGjif2Bj5A
Great toy or GREATEST toy?
The visual memory is subject to attention and interest. So chill the hell out and you'll be tanasinn
What's this "I miss my best friend" shit I get texted? What, like, you miss boring me to death? You miss making me hate my life? I hate it now but at least I hate it less than when I was your "best friend"!!! Good riddance and good night!
crowd laughs
Is the quality still good here, guys?
Yes. But not the volume.
There is an untapped quality well somewhere around here, I can feel it.
This is usually the last thread I post in.
Whats up with that?
>>483
I had one of those. So one night I'm stretching him with my brother when his arms RIP IN HALF and beans exploded all over our room. I got a good laugh out of it.
>>483
Fuck. Yes. Most amazing thing ever. I remember getting one of them when I was a kid...
I would like to travel to the U.S. and shoot a bald eagle with a rifle.
And then urinate on the carcass.
I would like to travel to the Europe and shoot a Jew with an Uzi.
And then urinate on the carcass.
I guess I should bump this thread, although I first went to the secret imageboard of VIP quality.
THIS IS NOT QUITE 500GET
500GET?
/＼＿＿_／ヽ
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| ,,ﾉ(､_, )ヽ､,, .::::| Ill give you acces to this 500GET if you payme enough ;)
. | ｀-=ﾆ=- ' .:::::::| +
＼ ｀ﾆﾆ´ .:::::／ +
,,.....イ.ヽヽ、ﾆ__ ーーノﾞ-､.
: | '; ＼_____ ノ.| ヽ i
| ＼/ﾞ（__)＼,| i |
＞ ヽ. ハ | |｜
>>470
I feel the same way. There's this one girl who is pissed about dirty dishes always piling up, and I suspect that she thinks that I'm responsible. I wash my dishes after every meal, but I just want to relax and chill and have a good time, so I criticized her earlier for being so strict about the dishes. sigh
* M E G A P O S T*
* M E G A P O S T*
I like loli
Oh! Gitaroo man ;)
Damn, no internet for a week. I'm withering here, VIPPERs, using public internet to access SAoVQ and such.
Oooooh let's post again, how internet feels.
I haven't posted in a month thanks to the rest of the internet.
Also, Medics in TF2 = easy leech points.
Bump this, on pain of death!
>>507
Yeah, it's great stuff. I must admit though, that the penultimate stage clearly outdoes the final stage.
LoooOOOnely loli staahhh
I just got a PDA for my birthday and I've spent the last fifteen minutes trying to write this post.
Make that twenty.
>>515
Also, SAoVQ's AA is gibberish on this thing. Is there a Mona font for PDAs?
I didn't know people still used PDAs. I thought it was all about the Blackberries these days.
I come, and I bump.
I predict VIPspace-wide species riots if DOGGY COOL wins.
FIGHT TOKI O KOETE
I predict VIPspace-wide species riots if DOGGY COOL loses.
As do I.
I predict nothing and allow no predictions of myself or mine.
I predict lots of fecal matter in the First office if DOGGY COOL wins
Though they would have to clean DADDY COOL's fecal matter first
( ﾟДﾟ) THE ELECTIONS WERE RIGGED
(ཪ_ཪ) >>526 Normally I'm not one to cast suspicion, but I think something's subtly amiss in that thread, too.
What are you talking about? Everything looks perfectly fine and legitimate to me.
Did anyone find the election committee's typing to be a bit strange at the end there?
( ﾟДﾟ) INTERNET CENSORSHIP AND UNDECISIVE POSTING
>>534
Daddycool reserves the right to censor the posts of anyone who had not paid him enough. Doggy Cool should have paid him enough, but he didn't!
I have not been coming to SAOVQ much lately. I spend time working, plus it feels like the board is so much more populated lately that it doesn't need me posting anymore.
weee
I will bump this thread.
However I am now drained of all my energy and I will have to go to sleep so I will not get to read other threads on this fine website until later.
Goodnight!
I keep forgetting about this goddamn thread.
I hate you.
I wanna enjoy life and jump in the air
I just got my Internet back. After ten days, t-e-n- -d-a-y-s, I'm back.
So, how did the elections go?
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some VIP QUALITY, huh? How fucking nice.
>>547
I once went without internet for 8-9 months. I was having withdrawals and everything.
>>551
Why? I have never been without internet and don't plan on it either.
>>552
I wasn't able to get DSL at my new apartment because of a faulty "line card". 8-9 months later, new line card, new internets.
My friend lived 5 minutes down the street from me and had DSL. What the hell. I was over at his house once a week to get caught up on scanlation updates.
>>553
I stayed deep in the American south for an extended period of time and had to drive seven miles for any kind of internet.
However, the weather was beautiful!
The pleasure of compulsory posting.
>>555
Please reconsider your ways for the tanasinn chamber looms ahead.
I slipped and fell and found myself here, what can I do
Time flowed slowly before computer-based-Internet-enjoyment
If I could turn back time
Push it to the limit.
Push it to the minimum.
Pull it about half-way.
When people say that they feel like time is going so slow, I thought that they're not being literal. Now I have experienced this myself. The last twelve minutes felt like a bit over an hour, literally. I think that I should get a good, nine-hour nap and wake up in the middle of the night to get unstuck in time.
Good night, VIPPERs.
By the way, does any of you VIPPERs know any cool mouse? I mean really cool, VIP-quality mouse (or a contraption that does what a mouse should do). The price is of no importance.
Thanks in advance!!
>>565
Dude, I knew a fellow who bought one of these. He didn't enjoy it, and I didn't either. It's too unintuitive and makes my hands lay flat and hardly move (which I do not enjoy).
Plus, I like my keyboard ('A ` )
>>568
Are you sure? Grabbing the nub with my fingertips and meticulously moving it around looks terribly inconvenient.
Each day, I used to see this old man up in the early hours of morning on my daily drive. Each day he stood outside on the sidewalk just waving and smiling to everyone else rushing by in their cars. He was a good sight and each morning you'd forget about him so that his friendly face would be a pleasant surprise the next day.
Well one day he disappeared. I wondered if he just gave up or felt unappreciated. Then I wondered if his old age took a toll. He was continually absent. It felt like something was missing in the mornings now.
But today as I was driving, I caught sight of a man walking along the road and waving to the passing by cars. Sure enough, beneath a heavy coat, an ushanka and some mittens was the friendly gentleman. That just made my day.
Woodchippers and vegetable oil, oh my
みとんがすき
Like this?
>>571
But that's the kind of heart-warming insanity, and not the molesting-I-stab-you-in-the-face-because-you-don't-give-me-my-daily-income of-tangerines type.
>>576
ctrl-space, ctrl-., miton, enter, ctrl-., ctrl-., ga, enter, suki, space, exclamation mark, ctrl-space
then reply.
ミトンが好き！
>>577
I am intrigued. I did just shift-space, mitongasuki, space, shift-space. How do you ctrl-.?
VIPPER has just returned from the most surreal / awkward night out it's ever been on.
VIPPER has learned it's lesson and will never go out again.
Night is when I VIP.
I know
VIP IN THE NIGHT
IT FEELS LIKE HEAVEN
VIP IS WHEN I PEE, HIHI
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kEaSQp7rjKs&fmt=18
I played this in my head all day at work today. It was a glorious day
Sleenk sloonk
♩ I A M A D A T A B A S E ♩♩
♩
i wanna be a data♩base
Shing!
591
To VIP or not to VIP. That is the question
arrrrrrrr.
Nobody knows, nobody sees
VIC VIPER T-301
Demon leveeeeel 12 D;
i like slop.
Badumdumdum
This thread is a curse. A series of unrelated posts does not QUALITY make!
I'll be doing my term-project-thing tonight. I've been given three months to do it and I thought that it'd be best if I made it entirely in the night before commission. I am clearly a genius.
（（（ ）））
（ ´Д｀）
⊂ つ
人 ヽﾉ
し'（＿）
OHH SHI@!!!!!!!!!1
>>605
I find that moments of brilliance strike when the odds are stacked most heavily against us. Even if you started three months ago, you'd only reach your true potential at this very same moment. I do not doubt your ability, VIPPER.
So I made a wee miscalculation and I still have one more night. Tonight. I began two hours ago and I'm already halfway done. Maybe I'll even get some sleep tonight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7_F_AqeRqo
DAMN I CANT EVEN KILL HIM REGULA
GOOOOOD MOOORNING VIP-NAM!
It is tomorrow morning. The project is complete. It took me five hours, while my course-mates wasted three months on doing it. I feel VIP.
I'm so tired, but still I VIP.
I must bump
I am VIP and I VIP. How is that.
>>70
I've been browsing through some musicks I got from a long-lost friend and it was among it. That makes it another thing I can't enjoy because it reminds me of my beautiful, long-gone past.
I came, I saw, I VIPPED.
and I had to clean it up. damn your bones.
you have to enter the deep spaces
bump
I am wearing a tuxedo as I write this.
Is this VIP QUALITY?
>>610
Unlike my "friends" sending me "funny" links, SAoVQ never fails to deliver enjoyable youTube video content.
This is the first time I've visited in a while.
>>629
I agree wholeheartedly. In fact I do not know why I converse on AIM and IRC, if SAoVQ takes the best of both and condenses into an even more pleasant format, at less the price of both my sanity and the VIPCOIN ransom I paid DADDY COOL to release my daughter combined.
I love this website and everyone that is currently on it. You are a like an Internet Haven to me.
ITALIAN, if you're having trouble with choosing a gift for me, I'd enjoy an italian leather sofa.
I sometimes value this place higher than my IRL BFF. He's cool and all, but there's a thing with him: he doesn't believe in honour. I am sure you do, VIPPERs~!
>>635
I pledge allegiance, to the VIP, of the Secret Area of VIP Quality.
One website, under VIPPER, indivisible, with intelligence and hilarity for all.
>>634
I can provide one, if you mean a sofa made from leather of italians.
I'm stuck in a Public Area of non-VIP Quality until the storm clears, SAVE ME VIPPERS.
I am secretely VIPPING from a friend's house. Another is right beside me playing WoW, while the aforeaforementioned friend is browsing tvtropes, or something. If any of them sees me VIPPING, I think I will be in trouble, because only I understand what it is like to keep my VIP in situations like this. Alright, signing out.
Also, >>639 - I will send many cats to occupy the tables in your area. Stay strong!
>>640
Goodluck VIPPER, you must battle the orz around you by staying focused.
Dear SAoVQ,
How does a VIPPER know if he's in love with a female?
>>642
I don't know. =/
I don't know how I feel about K. I yearn for her tragically, yet I would kill her if I would get away with that.
Is this love. What is going on.
>>In the last weekend, I joined the cactus trip with the members of mycacti.com (that is the Thai famous website about the cactus & succulent) There were 38 people in the trip. Some of them are hard-core cactus collectors and cactus garden owner. Other were the rookie. I guess, I'm the moderate cactus collector.
lol wat
VIPPERs, please post some simple-to-intermediate Japanese sentences, so I could test my skills.
ぼくのともだちわヴぃーパです。
boku no tomodachi wa VIPPER desu
これはねこ、それはたくです。
kore wa neko, sore wa taku desu.
I am sorry that I can not provide more complex sentences, for I am just starting to learn as well.
月の下ロリといっしょ
i did a poop
Gee, after all she has told me, mailing her certainly seems weird.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emoticon
> Orz should not be confused with m(_ _)m, which means an apology.
What is this.
<<Grunnur>>
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＼＼ , /, ：／
＼ヽﾘ/ ,／
,l／／
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〈／〉、
.／／ﾊ＼
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I hate the subject field. How do I title a message in which I request a short meeting with someone I haven't seen for quite a long time, but who doesn't really like me?
>>665
No.
That's what I use when messaging friends (along with "Yooooo, bro" and "FUCK DA POLICE").
>>669
If I had to see this person, I guess I would be direct about it. Like "Yo bro, me and you need to hang out and shit."
>>672
OH IN THAT CASE.
"Yo bitch, get yo skank ass over here and make me some goddamn dinner"
>OR<
"Hey, I think we should go hang out __________(tonight/tomorrow/whenever)"
Then why don't you just talk 15 minutes over the internet?
I think SAoVQ has seen more posts in this past half hour than it has in the 24 hours before that.
I think that I'll name it "Minor Business (again （ ´Д｀))", because I had already sent her a message called "Minor Business".
>>676
It's to make up for the imminent holiday slowdown.
I'll be VIPPING on Christmas, don't you worry guys ('A` )
>>676
I'm sorry, I'm just stressed. I will delete the posts and clean up later, okay, VIPPER?
>>681
No need for that. Let's pretend we're an active, flourishing community for a little while.
>>681
Don't take it so seriously. It an attitude like this that SAoVQ isn't as active!
Oh god, I can spoke English.
>>It's because of an attitude like this that SAoVQ isn't as active.
I deleted some of the posts so, when the Internet archaeologists dig up this thread, they won't know what's going on. Thank you , VIPPERs, now I can sleep well.
Actually, I can't because I'm stressed. I'll vip some more.
I wwwwwwed at the new x-mas banner. gg!
the VIPmas banner lacks yukkuri, and heron
It also lacks DOGGYCOOL.
>>689
It appears that doggycool was modified. Is this some sort of political scheme?
arF aRf ;)
You should buy the .vip TLD.
（ ´_ゝ`） Miton ga suki ja arimasen 。。。
VIP
VIPs,
I'm going to CHRISTMAS.
I'll be back soon.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It's VIPmas eve!
I've spent like the past two days dong nothing but play PS0. Oh man, this game is consuming my life, but it's so GOOD.
Smoked salmon
Why is the Windows logo on their flag?
704GET
ヽ（゜へ゜）ノ
Sharp like a driver
Oh wait, that was wrong.
I have been at news4VIP@world4ch. They use VIPPER as a default name. I find this unpleasant, to be called as they are called.
Well you should, it is my name after all.
His name is my name too.
Wikipedia doesn't have a separate article about the canal system of Venice. This is certainly not VIP quality.
There are two non-VIPPERs here. Should I initiate them?
Can't stop vippin'.
whip it out
>>716
I VIPPED one. We hugged and kissed afterwards. The other dude isn't into that kind of stuff T_T
>>721
Are you saying what happens in the VIP room isn't VIP quality?
I never make my bed. Unsurprisingly, I am always relaxed. My bedroom is VIP quality.
>>724
Me either. Unless I know someone is going to be in my room.
I hate endings. :(
I just went back from an short nostalgia-trip to /b/. I am shocked, it is just like I left it a year and a half ago.
>>730
I can't. I'm not the one to begin things.
I also hate wasting a 3^6GET. :(
For a NEET, I sure am neat.
ANO-HITO
Id DQN@4ch really all about post-reply games? Is there all there's to DQN quality?
cor blimey
Oh great, I come back to my dorm-thing and what do I see? Well, certainly none of my two room-mates.
That's it, I'm going to bed, even though it isn't even midnight. I'm getting too lonely here. Good night, VIPPERs.
It sure doesn't feel like it's the end of 2008.
('A`)
Posting before 2009.
Oh my, this is my last legal post in 2998 in this thread. I sure hope it is a good one.
Happy rest of the year
Goodbye SAOVQ, see you on the other side.
( ・ω・)ノシ
my payment for next year's subscription will arrive shortly
The trail is long and the chainsaw is heavy.
Happy New Year SAoVQ!
FIRST POST OF 2009
My friend has a girlfriend that should be my girlfriend because I want my friend to be my boyfriend so if his personality attracted a girl when his personality also attracted me then maybe my personality would attract her twice as much because his personality is basically a subset of mine, and I encompass a much wider range of knowledge and emotion then he does, therefore her and I would do very well together. Most likely I'll wait until night time, crawl into bed, and cry helplessly for hours on end. This is how I will start the new year.
>>755
I want my friend. That is why I will cry. I will suppress my foolish romanticism to maintain equilibrium.
Forget the financial crisis, by 2010 we’ll have bigger problems on our hands. That’s when the United States is predicted to collapse.
That’s right we said collapse. (We told you it was a crazy prediction) And it’s been floating around for a while.
According to Russian scholar Igor Panarin, in 2010 America will disintegrate into 6 pieces and then align with other nations. In an interview with Bloomberg he said, “The dollar isn't secured by anything.. the country's foreign debt has grown like an avalanche; this is a pyramid, which has to collapse."
He sounds like a kook. However, that’s not the case. The Wall Street Journal writes, “Prof. Panarin, 50 years old, is not a fringe figure. A former KGB analyst, he is dean of the Russian Foreign Ministry's academy for future diplomats.. and an expert on U.S.-Russia relations.”
And get this. USA Today writes that Panarin believes that Alaska will revert to Russian control; "Atlantic America" would join the European Union; "The Central North-American Republic" would become part of Canada; "The Texas Republic" reverts to Mexico; "The California Republic" falls under Chinese control or influence; and Hawaii goes either to China or Japan."
First post in 2009. :(
LAST post in 2009. :(
>>757
Alaska is way too paranoid to go to Russia. It would probably go with being Canadian.
Hawaiians would feel more comfortable with Japan since there's already lots of Japs there, and the country is not EVIL.
YEARGH
On the fifteenth day of VIPmas, my true love gave to me:
Fiteen busy visigoths
I think that I might be losing my VIP quality . . .
Byaha! This is nice.
Great, in the last two weeks I totally ravaged my sleeping schedule. I have two days to pull myself together.
regarding sleep schedules as for me in four days i went from sleeping from 5AM-5PM to 7PM-5AM ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
last night we went to a local barbeque place. they had a little model train that would go around and around the ceiling. trains are perfection. our waitress was a chubby goddess with a gentle southern accent. i love chubby girls D:
That's the third night in a row when I'm playing video games with my room-mate. The serious man next door just made it clear that he didn't exactly enjoy it (he used adult words, so he must have been serious).
If it was making him unable to sleep, then why didn't he say it the first night? I do not get serious people.
>>774
I told him exactly how I felt: That "It's cool" and he should have told us earlier.
ゆっくりしていってね！！！
I used the power of staying up for 27 hours to fix my sleep schedule. Just on time, too, because I started work again yesterday.
>>780
-Eating breakfast
-Caffeine
-Not getting comfortable
-Moving around
-Being preoccupied with something that's not sleeping or comfortable.
Oh me, oh my, I don't feel like sleeping tonight.
In the age of more and more popular discussions about not sleeping, I would like to note that this particular secret area pertains to VIP Quality, not staying awake. Please keep these topics in the Secert Area of Staying Awake. Thank you.
Finally, I have bumped
I just cooked a tuna steak and it was pretty grood
>>787
I've never had tuna steak. Just the stuff you get in a can and you mix up with mayo. Stuff is good.
I had swordfish steak once. It was fucking delicious. Really meaty.
Sleeping 30 minutes tonight was a very nonVIP thing to do. I hate myself and I want to die.
（・レ＿・） poopy butt jews
Things to do today:
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
Everyones going back to school already, but I don't go back till the 20th...
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
☑ watch Japanese learning video
☐ watch an episode of RAKISUTA
☑ play some video games
☐ not prepare for the math exam tomorrow and still get a 25/25I still have three hours of today! ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
>>795
I think so too. I do not enjoy bragging about myself, but I would like to notice that I've been getting only >95% results in math since elementary school, all naturally, no silly studying.
Oh man, that felt terrible. I'm sorry.
>>795
It seems so. At times there has been ample math and programming discussion in #saovq.
>>796
I don't pay attention enough during class to get >95% but I have always gotten >90% myself. I think it should be allowed to openly brag about our math ability for the remainder of this thread.
>>799
Well maths are the only interesting thing there is to talk about!
>>799
Well maths are the only interesting thing there is to talk about!
> openly brag about our math ability
I won a math bowl in high school.
(Although it was mainly because I was on a team with two geniuses; one went on to be valedictorian)
I was just finishing watching tonight's episode of RAKISUTA, when a spider walked across my bed. How am I supposed to fall asleep now? ( ﾟдﾟ)
>>803
I know how you feel, dear VIPPER. Fear not! Simply describe to me the type of spider, whether you have sighted any similar spiders, if so then where, and your bodily mass! I will attempt to find a solution so that you may sleep in peace tonight!
>>803
I've had something like that happen before, but with a bug much bigger and quicker. Shit was pretty freaky.
>>804
I'm sorry, VIPPER, I just talked over the situation with Mr. Spider. But I don't think he speaks fire. I hate it when they do this, like they didn't know about our agreement: you keep away from me and I keep away from you.
It was your typical cellar spider (or "D A D D Y - L O N G - L E G S ; )") spider. I occasionally see them in my room, about one a week. Never in my bed, though, normally in the dark corner or somewhere like this.
I don't know my bodily mass, I am not a woman.
I'm going to bed, VIPPERS.
I will wake up tomorrow covered in spiders and I don't enjoy it one bit.
Neither do I enjoy not sleeping the second night in a row.
I'm so ill, VIPPERS. It's so cold outside. And I'm so poor....
It's cold outside and it's cold in my toes. Oh me, oh my.
Horrible shits are horrible
>>810
Back to the tanasinn chamber. You are not ready to be here.
>>812
These bastards are getting smarter. I woke up today and didn't see a single spider nearby. They are hiding. I know it.
>>813
Thank VIPPER you're alive! Do you have a battle report for us?
SAoVQ survives deadly Palestinian attack.
I love Jesus Christ Superstar.
For solidarity, I too wish to ride a cruise missile.
OH GOD
there are no more spiders here. I killed them all. All three of them.
They said "to isshoni" in the Japanese course when they meant "to issho".
what is this
what is this
I'm hungry
I just had some pizza.
www.jcore.org.uk
I just had some sleep. And now I'm hungry too.
I just came back from outside. I forgot my mittens. It was cold, very cold. ._.
You should have brought some in case of emergency.
Does being VIP Quality ever get tiring?
Don't knock the QUALITY, it might knock back.
We're almost at 30k hits. Either we have a lot of lurkers, or it's just the same people coming over and over again, which I'm kinda guilty of ('A` )
Me as well, 832, me as well.
can I bump too, oniichan
I've been were when I was supposed to be writing an exam. I was required to mail the results, so, just before I did that, I paid a quick visit here. ILLEGAL VIPPING.
http://www.colonthree.org/buun/sexy-beam/mudamuda/ JOTARO HOW CAN YOU ESCAPE THESE FISTS?
>>834
So cute T_T
Damn you VIPPER for melting my heart in one fell swoop of a post.
>>838
bindun, grep the previous bump thread for the SJIS rendition
Oh man, I'm sleepy. Yesterday was like the best day of my life and now I'm sleepy.
I just got a haircut today and now i feel fresh!
>>843
I wake up at 10.03 and I see that I got an SMS from HER!!! I haven't seen Kate in four months, and now she's suddenly here, and she says that she'll be waiting here for her next train for a while and that I should come because she's not good with this city how did she get here. So I meet her and we have fun and love and she gave me one of her mittens. ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) And when I was having fun with her I missed my AI lab, but all I missed was announcing exam results and dissing everyone who didn't get a 20/20 (i.e. not me).
Then, after she found her train and safely got back to her place, I'm going to the cinema with my two friends, and I see HIM!!! in the tram. I haven't seen Mike in half a year, so we went to the cinema together and had fun. And the films ended at 4 in the morning and I didn't sleep since then which makes it about 30 hours now.
Not to mention that in between these two fabulous meetings, on my way back home to get CINEMA FOOD, I met a fellow geek that was explaining the idea of imaginary numbers to his loli-friend.
And now I'm sleepy.
DISCLAIMER: I am sorry for bringing my private life here, I used to do it in the past and I decided not to do this any-more, but this VIPPER asked me, so I couldn't have refused. (''ﾟДﾟ)
I am also not sorry for writing the above message as it is. It's expressionism.
There is no telling what an accomplished individual might find when doing grocery shopping. Today, for instance, I stumbled upon a mint syrup. It is told to be a syrup, but it is not sweet, is not viscous, but it still says syrup on the label! I'm trying this out right now.
>fellow geek that was explaining the idea of imaginary numbers to his loli-friend
....
I once had a loli-friend, whom of which I would explain math to.
And now I have nothing. I shall go cry now.
I was once a loli-friend to an older geek guy who would explain math to me. All I really wanted was for him to put it in me, but he never did.
He broke my heart. :<
>>849
I wonder who you are and it makes me very confused about my own feelings.
>>851
Come on now, VIPPER.
We both know you don't have anything better to do.
LUCK
Bumping and not posting some silly shenanigans.
A CAMPAIGN to rename fish as "sea kittens" in order to improve their image has been ridiculed by the Federal Opposition.
Outspoken animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is using the "sea kitten" name as part of its push to restrict fishing.
It surely is stressful to analyse every post before posting it in search for anything that would be found by Google by a friend searching for my "secret meeting place" for over six months.
>>861
I do not. I do not support anything that has "lol" it its name.
Or "cololrectal cancer"?
Oh man, another exam coming today. Why won't they just leave me alone.
I am clinically depressed.
>>869
I'm not clinically diagnosed, but I'm pretty certain I'm depressed as well.
(´・ω・`)
Either of you depressed VIPPERs want to form a suicide club?
Life is beautiful.
Well I'm clinically hungry.
SHE LOVES ME
wtf is "PRINGLESTINE SOLIDARITYJUICE"
Does anyone honestly bamppu~ this one every time?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7atHWs1DtAI
Holy shit I love Kago Ai now. She was a NEET for a whole year (inadvertently but STILL).
>>883
I already put my raptop in my bag, when I realised that I hadn't bumped this today. So I unpacked it, turned it on and here I am.
☃
Oh man, she said he
>>882,884
No, that's creepy. For the last month I've been thinking that she was looking at my friend I'm always with, but today she said hi and smiled at me, when I was completely alone, TWICE. Man, this is creepy. I mean, I am not even handsome.（ ﾟДﾟ）
it's spreading
VIPPING FROM WORK
QUALITY POSTS FOR QUALITY JOBS
You have no idea how long I have been looking for that to copy and paste.
Making a VIP QUALITY post from home!
,.へ
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＼ノ ﾉ ﾊ￣r/:::r―--―/::７ ﾉ ／
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I think that I'm going to miss today's lectures. Not cool, man, not cool.
>>902
What's your reason? All of my lectures are enjoyable unless they're the ones where I fall asleep the whole time.
>>903
Oh yes, mine are enjoyable too. But I didn't sleep tonight and I'm so sleepy right now. And falling asleep at the math lecture would be a very rude thing to do.
But I think that I can do it.
>>905
If you are the VIPPER who consistently gets the highest marks without studying then I say TAKE IT EASY!
Making a VIP QUALITY post from bed!
,.へ
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>>907
Hey, how did you know who I am? Oh man, I knew that bragging about that was a bad idea. . .
Anyway, I was there, there was a list, and being absent when the list is passed has many consequences, most of which I wouldn't like. So I was kinda lucky to actually get there and not TAKE IT EASY today. But I will tomorrow.
Yeah, go ahead and claim that my 200$ worth of books was lost in transport.
GOOD JOB, EBAY, THANKS TO YOU I WILL FAIL PHYSICS.
>>910
Just create your own laws for physics then test yourself on your laws. Instant pass unless you give yourself trick questions.
New year's resolutions:
I unfortunately have family members and friend members who forward chain emails. Normally I delete them without reading, but I happened to peek inside this one (which was even a chain letter inside a .PPS file （ ゜レ。）), and I thought the wisdom was too QUALITY not to share with my fellow VIPPERS. Select:
THIS CHINESE PROVERB
BRINGS LUCK.
IT ORIGINATED FROM
THE NETHERLANDS.
THIS PROVERB
HAS GONE AROUND
THE WORLD 8 TIMES.
NOW IT IS YOUR TURN
TO HAVE GOOD LUCK
ONCE YOU HAVE
RECEIVED IT.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE
YOUR LUCK
WILL ARRIVE BY MAIL
OR VIA
THE INTERNET
>>913
As a linguistics major, I find the first stanza incredibly wwwww.
Receiving chain mail and passing it on via BBS!
,.へ
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＼ノ ﾉ ﾊ￣r/:::r―--―/::７ ﾉ ／
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／￣二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二二ヽ
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Life is good when you can wear a fuzzy, comfortable fox hat all day and not worry about people making fun of you; because you're 19 and a 19 year-old wearing a fox hat is either profoundly insane or profoundly retarded.
It is true what they say about being bored when you have too much free time.
>>918
Oh, how I wish I knew what "free time" was; and how I could some day have "too much" of it.
>>918
Depends what you're doing with your free time. If you're having fun and/or being productive, you're probably not bored.
Oh SAoVQ, how I have missed you so.
Maybe I should fill these blank pages with some anime drawings!
925 COMBO
926GET
Not being able to find a single sheet of paper with squiggles on it is a very uncool reason to fail Algorithms, right?
I am a failed artist.
>>928
That's really uncool, it was just an alpha version of my project, literally half of a sheet of random babble, with the comment "rewrite from scratch".
I have disclosed three other, better versions, why must they do this to me.
Oh, I haven't bumped in a while!
>>932
It's not funny even if you get the joke though. That's why xkcd is terrible.
Fellow VIPPERs, what does "3000 V 6" mean?
I got told in a MMO that the way I play is so "3000 V 6", what does that mean? I am not good at internet speak please help me.
I get a day off and sure enough I get a sore throat and sleep until 2PM. In addition I snapped a joint in my King Gainer revoltech, but luckily it's easily fixable. Things have started out bad but I still have the rest of the day to make it better...
We're almost at a 1000, in three month's time!
Nah.
Word to your mother.
QUALITY bump.
Posting in a thread.
I haven't been bumping this thread every time I visit for the FIRST TIME each day, and I regret it and vow to do better.
turgid bump
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yay i got a job at the radio station today
yay I applied for a job at the local petstore but they weren't hiring so I dont get any money or the satisfaction of doing something i love oh wait thats not a yay nvrmind
yay I have a shitload of schoolwork that has piled up and I'm going to knock over the pile and hang myself!
yay I have so much on my plate I am going to blow
yay i have a cold
yay oranges; vitamins
I'm regaining my VIP.
vip@w4ch, why do we even bother?
I just paid a brief visit there, and I saw the n-word, the one whose prefix connotes the idea of being new and whose suffix suggests homosexuality.
Has VIP forsaken that place?
news4VIP is the opposite of our humble SAoVQ, after all it is a free BBS.
Does anyone end up refreshing SAoVQ constantly for a few hours when feeling lonely hoping someone will make a post?
wienerschnitzel!
>>959
Yes but I do not post often myself so I am being a little hypocritical.
Shit I posted.
Shit I posted again.
Posting with a sausage pizza!
OH GOD DAMN IT
POSTING WITH
GOLDFISH
BAKED WITH
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it's the jingle for goldfish
the radio jingle for goldfish
now close your eyes and try to picture crunchy little goldfish
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I guarantee you that I will be the one who achieves 1000GET.
GOOD EVENING
Can't we all just VIP along?
Face down VIP up.
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I left class early so I could post on SAoVQ. I might get around to showering and eating breakfast sometime.
I claim this interesting number get (9*7*9 = 567)!
bump
You cannot outvip me.
Nurupo
Bumping before 1kGET.
Each number is more interesting than the last. I'm the most interesting one in this thread at the moment.
I didn't pay my SAoVQ fee for January, just don't tell D A D D Y C O O L.
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SAOVQSAOVQ's Bizarre Adventure - Part 4: BOON is Unbreakable.
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I had a dream where I got fed up with the general public (for some reason I was dining at a restaurant) and started calling them non-VIPPERs who didn't know the beauty of boon.
Let's party!
When it comes to lying on my lap half-asleep, I prefer dogs over females.
I'm here I put my penis in between my legs to act like a girl
why is this thread not 1000 i don't even
THEY KEEP PULLIN ME BACK IN
Woah
It's over
