Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [Part 3] (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-22 13:36 [Del]

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│   ヾ    ヾl   ⊃ ⌒_つ ソ      │
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801 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-05 14:26 [Del]

>>799
Well maths are the only interesting thing there is to talk about!

802 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-05 15:41 [Del]

> openly brag about our math ability

I won a math bowl in high school.
(Although it was mainly because I was on a team with two geniuses; one went on to be valedictorian)

803 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-05 18:40 [Del]

I was just finishing watching tonight's episode of RAKISUTA, when a spider walked across my bed. How am I supposed to fall asleep now? ( ゚д゚)

804 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-05 18:49 [Del]

>>803
I know how you feel, dear VIPPER. Fear not! Simply describe to me the type of spider, whether you have sighted any similar spiders, if so then where, and your bodily mass! I will attempt to find a solution so that you may sleep in peace tonight!

805 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-05 18:57 [Del]

>>803
I've had something like that happen before, but with a bug much bigger and quicker. Shit was pretty freaky.

806 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-05 19:00 [Del]

>>804
I'm sorry, VIPPER, I just talked over the situation with Mr. Spider. But I don't think he speaks fire. I hate it when they do this, like they didn't know about our agreement: you keep away from me and I keep away from you.

It was your typical cellar spider (or "D A D D Y - L O N G - L E G S ; )") spider. I occasionally see them in my room, about one a week. Never in my bed, though, normally in the dark corner or somewhere like this.
I don't know my bodily mass, I am not a woman.

807 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-05 19:22 [Del]

I'm going to bed, VIPPERS.
I will wake up tomorrow covered in spiders and I don't enjoy it one bit.
Neither do I enjoy not sleeping the second night in a row.

808 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-05 19:44 [Del]

I'm so ill, VIPPERS. It's so cold outside. And I'm so poor....

809 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-06 09:42 [Del]

It's cold outside and it's cold in my toes. Oh me, oh my.

810 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-06 12:52 [Del]

Horrible shits are horrible

811 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-06 13:30 [Del]

>>810
Back to the tanasinn chamber. You are not ready to be here.

812 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-06 14:18 [Del]

>>806,807

OH GOD I COULDN'T REPLY IN TIME OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

813 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-06 15:03 [Del]

>>812
These bastards are getting smarter. I woke up today and didn't see a single spider nearby. They are hiding. I know it.

814 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-06 16:10 [Del]

>>813
Thank VIPPER you're alive! Do you have a battle report for us?

815 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-06 23:39 [Del]

SAoVQ survives deadly Palestinian attack.

816 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-07 01:57 [Del]

I love Jesus Christ Superstar.

817 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-07 06:19 [Del]

For solidarity, I too wish to ride a cruise missile.

818 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-07 09:56 [Del]

OH GOD
there are no more spiders here. I killed them all. All three of them.

819 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-07 14:03 [Del]

They said "to isshoni" in the Japanese course when they meant "to issho".
what is this
what is this

820 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-07 17:05 [Del]

>>819
Well then, correct their mistake.

821 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-07 17:15 [Del]

I'm hungry

822 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-07 18:30 [Del]

>>821
Man, me too.

823 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-07 21:16 [Del]

I just had some pizza.

824 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-07 21:33 [Del]

www.jcore.org.uk

825 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-08 02:37 [Del]

I just had some sleep. And now I'm hungry too.

826 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-08 09:53 [Del]

I just came back from outside. I forgot my mittens. It was cold, very cold. ._.

827 Name: DQNVIPPER : 2009-01-08 11:56 [Del]

You should have brought some in case of emergency.

828 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-08 13:20 [Del]

Does being VIP Quality ever get tiring?

829 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-08 15:36 [Del]

>>824not what i expected it to be

830 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-08 18:34 [Del]

>>828
Only when you can't handle it.

831 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-08 18:49 [Del]

Don't knock the QUALITY, it might knock back.

832 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-08 22:04 [Del]

We're almost at 30k hits. Either we have a lot of lurkers, or it's just the same people coming over and over again, which I'm kinda guilty of ('A` )

833 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-09 00:12 [Del]

Me as well, 832, me as well.

834 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-09 08:52 [Del]

can I bump too, oniichan

835 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-09 09:17 [Del]

I've been were when I was supposed to be writing an exam. I was required to mail the results, so, just before I did that, I paid a quick visit here. ILLEGAL VIPPING.

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837 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-09 12:23 [Del]

http://www.colonthree.org/buun/sexy-beam/mudamuda/ JOTARO HOW CAN YOU ESCAPE THESE FISTS?

838 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-09 13:04 [Del]

>>834
So cute T_T
Damn you VIPPER for melting my heart in one fell swoop of a post.

839 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-09 17:12 [Del]

>>838
bindun, grep the previous bump thread for the SJIS rendition

841 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-09 19:19 [Del]

>>840
Arrrrrrgh T_T

842 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-10 06:43 [Del]

Oh man, I'm sleepy. Yesterday was like the best day of my life and now I'm sleepy.

843 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-10 09:50 [Del]

>>842
Details requested!

844 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-10 10:18 [Del]

I just got a haircut today and now i feel fresh!

845 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-10 10:41 [Del]

>>843
I wake up at 10.03 and I see that I got an SMS from HER!!! I haven't seen Kate in four months, and now she's suddenly here, and she says that she'll be waiting here for her next train for a while and that I should come because she's not good with this city how did she get here. So I meet her and we have fun and love and she gave me one of her mittens. ( ゚ ヮ゚) And when I was having fun with her I missed my AI lab, but all I missed was announcing exam results and dissing everyone who didn't get a 20/20 (i.e. not me).
Then, after she found her train and safely got back to her place, I'm going to the cinema with my two friends, and I see HIM!!! in the tram. I haven't seen Mike in half a year, so we went to the cinema together and had fun. And the films ended at 4 in the morning and I didn't sleep since then which makes it about 30 hours now.
Not to mention that in between these two fabulous meetings, on my way back home to get CINEMA FOOD, I met a fellow geek that was explaining the idea of imaginary numbers to his loli-friend.
And now I'm sleepy.

DISCLAIMER: I am sorry for bringing my private life here, I used to do it in the past and I decided not to do this any-more, but this VIPPER asked me, so I couldn't have refused. (''゚Д゚)
I am also not sorry for writing the above message as it is. It's expressionism.

846 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-10 11:05 [Del]

There is no telling what an accomplished individual might find when doing grocery shopping. Today, for instance, I stumbled upon a mint syrup. It is told to be a syrup, but it is not sweet, is not viscous, but it still says syrup on the label! I'm trying this out right now.

847 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-10 14:19 [Del]

>>845

>fellow geek that was explaining the idea of imaginary numbers to his loli-friend

....
I once had a loli-friend, whom of which I would explain math to.
And now I have nothing. I shall go cry now.

848 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-10 16:17 [Del]

>>847
They grow up, they do. Bummer.

849 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-10 17:43 [Del]

I was once a loli-friend to an older geek guy who would explain math to me. All I really wanted was for him to put it in me, but he never did.

He broke my heart. :<

850 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-10 21:44 [Del]

>>849
I wonder who you are and it makes me very confused about my own feelings.

851 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-10 23:03 [Del]

>>845
tl;dr

852 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 01:24 [Del]

>>851
Come on now, VIPPER.

We both know you don't have anything better to do.

853 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 03:38 [Del]

LUCK

854 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 04:01 [Del]

Bumping and not posting some silly shenanigans.

855 Name: PETA renames Fish to "Sea Kittens" : 2009-01-11 09:07 [Del]

A CAMPAIGN to rename fish as "sea kittens" in order to improve their image has been ridiculed by the Federal Opposition.

Outspoken animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is using the "sea kitten" name as part of its push to restrict fishing.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24891309-29277,00.html

856 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 11:37 [Del]

It surely is stressful to analyse every post before posting it in search for anything that would be found by Google by a friend searching for my "secret meeting place" for over six months.

857 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 11:42 [Del]

>>855
Hahaha what

858 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 11:43 [Del]

>>856
Why are you so paranoid?

859 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 12:08 [Del]

>>855
The next big meme will be lolfish

860 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 12:11 [Del]

>>858
He's not really VIP Quality . . .

861 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 12:35 [Del]

>>859
I support this.

862 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 13:09 [Del]

>>861
I do not. I do not support anything that has "lol" it its name.

863 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 14:31 [Del]

>>862
What about "loli"?

864 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 14:54 [Del]

Or "cololrectal cancer"?

865 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 16:25 [Del]

-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
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-__l_____---;'_/_l_\_`;---_____l_________________- is a
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N______\___`----------'__ll/____o__________N
E____O___\___._______.___ll_______________________E DADDYCOOL
-_________\..___^____../(_l___O__________________- is a
P_________/_^___^___^_/__ll\____________________P cocksucker
R_O______/`'-l l_l l-';__ll_l___O________________R
I_______;_`'=l l_l l='__/ll_l________________________I
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S_______l\___\ l_l l__;__ll_l__O___________________S was good
T__o____l_\___ll=l l==\__ll_l_____________________T in bed, she
-____o__l_/\_/\l_l l__l`-ll_/____________________- grunts like
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N____O____l__l+l_l+l__l__ll___O___________________N DADDYCOOL
S_________l__"""_"""__l__ll_____________________S is a
A__O______l____o_o____l__ll____O________________A cocksucker
N_________l,;,;,;,;,;,l__ll_____________________________N
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-__________llIlIlIlIll___ll_____O_____________________- By Dessimat0r
P__________`"""""""""`___""_________________P (c)2003 Trollkore
-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN

866 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 17:37 [Del]

>>865
what

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868 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 00:58 [Del]

Oh man, another exam coming today. Why won't they just leave me alone.

869 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 01:03 [Del]

I am clinically depressed.

870 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 01:15 [Del]

>>869
I'm not clinically diagnosed, but I'm pretty certain I'm depressed as well.

871 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 03:01 [Del]

>>870
That makes three of us.

872 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 04:04 [Del]

(´・ω・`)

873 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 05:10 [Del]

CHEER UP DAMNIT

874 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 06:25 [Del]

Either of you depressed VIPPERs want to form a suicide club?

875 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 07:55 [Del]

Life is beautiful.

876 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 08:29 [Del]

Well I'm clinically hungry.

877 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 13:57 [Del]

>>873
Easier said than done ('A`;)

878 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 14:28 [Del]

SHE LOVES ME

879 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 14:39 [Del]

wtf is "PRINGLESTINE SOLIDARITYJUICE"

880 Name: fitting!FkkSw2yL9c : 2009-01-12 15:21 [Del]

>>879 where have you been

881 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 16:44 [Del]

>>880
You are not VIPPER what are you doing here

882 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 18:06 [Del]

>>878
Congrats(?)

883 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 20:46 [Del]

Does anyone honestly bamppu~ this one every time?

884 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 20:51 [Del]

>>878
I ENVY YOU

885 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 21:25 [Del]

>>883
Yes.

886 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 21:52 [Del]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7atHWs1DtAI
Holy shit I love Kago Ai now. She was a NEET for a whole year (inadvertently but STILL).

887 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 22:41 [Del]

>>886
She's pretty cute!

888 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 23:49 [Del]

>>883
I already put my raptop in my bag, when I realised that I hadn't bumped this today. So I unpacked it, turned it on and here I am.

889 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 00:03 [Del]

>>886
Hello arousing female.

890 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 06:04 [Del]

891 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 09:37 [Del]

Oh man, she said he

892 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 12:27 [Del]

>>882,884
No, that's creepy. For the last month I've been thinking that she was looking at my friend I'm always with, but today she said hi and smiled at me, when I was completely alone, TWICE. Man, this is creepy. I mean, I am not even handsome.( ゚Д゚)

893 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 13:23 [Del]

it's spreading

894 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 16:56 [Del]

VIPPING FROM WORK

QUALITY POSTS FOR QUALITY JOBS

895 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 17:09 [Del]

>>890

You have no idea how long I have been looking for that to copy and paste.

896 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 17:17 [Del]

>>893
☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃

897 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 17:18 [Del]

>>894
MAKING VIP QUALITY POST FROM WORK!


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898 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 17:47 [Del]

Making a VIP QUALITY post from home!

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899 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 18:19 [Del]

>>892
You say you're not handsome, but how does SHE LOOK?

900 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 18:52 [Del]

>>899
I'm not >>892 but I like to imagine she looks like Asuka-chan! In other news why do people find the "Evolution of Dance" video humorous? I don't understand it.

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