Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [Part 3] (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-22 13:36 [Del]

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201 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-07 15:05 [Del]

>>200
Try talking to yourself.

202 Name: HAX MY ANUS MEME FAN : 2008-11-07 15:06 [Del]

Oh god how did I get here I'm not good with internet get me back to my home

203 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-07 15:55 [Del]

>>201

That's a terrible idea, self-references are never the answer.

Ask >>203 there's a sharp kid if I ever knew one.

204 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-07 16:26 [Del]

My eyes hurt.

205 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-07 18:12 [Del]

Hax my anus, oneesan

206 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-07 18:25 [Del]

This water tastes like soda pop.

207 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-07 19:55 [Del]

>>205 Back to /prog/ please

209 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-08 03:22 [Del]

>>208
She Is Very Cute.

210 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-08 03:26 [Del]

>>207
/prog/ and VIPPERs are friends.

211 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-08 04:29 [Del]

I agree with the OP.

212 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-08 05:24 [Del]

PLE̔̕̚̕̚ερ҉ K҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ AKE҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕
̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚ερUP҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡͡҉҉ P̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ WA҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕
̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚ερ҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉LEASE ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚ερ҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚
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213 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-08 09:38 [Del]

I treat SAoVQ as my personal fallout shelter when 4chan is shitty.

214 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-08 10:07 [Del]

>>213
So you never leave SAoVQ?

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217 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-08 16:22 [Del]

Inucam

218 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-08 16:54 [Del]

Wishing for something.

219 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-08 17:18 [Del]

Wishing for a better life.

220 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-08 18:05 [Del]

Tomorrow, I'm going to be seeing my Mom and my brother for the first time in almost two years. This should be great. ('A` )

221 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-08 20:04 [Del]

I only stay with her out of pity and duty, and she admonishes other guys left and right. It's funny that I don't even care.

222 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-09 11:23 [Del]

Me and my friend played Gears of War 2 co-op for 9 hours straight. I haven't had any sleep yet.

Game's pretty fun. The writing cracks me up.

223 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-09 12:18 [Del]

Good morning.

224 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-09 12:41 [Del]

Good morning VIPPER.

225 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-09 13:27 [Del]

I am hungry

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227 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-09 13:29 [Del]

>>225
I'm eating chicken nuggets :3

228 Post deleted by user.

229 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-09 14:06 [Del]

Join my campaign against "Post deleted by user.".
No more secrecy.
No more conspiration.
No more deleted posts.
If you support me, put this in your sig.

________
Stop the "Post deleted by user."!!! No more!

230 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-09 15:28 [Del]

god I'm so stressed, how do I chill?

231 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-09 16:17 [Del]

>>230
TAKE IT EASY!

232 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-09 21:01 [Del]

>>231
DROP DEAD EASY!

233 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-09 22:30 [Del]

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          ( ´∀`) < hhh fh k a - I'm a musician!
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234 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 01:41 [Del]

235 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 03:24 [Del]

ゆっくりしていってね!!!

236 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 07:09 [Del]

Why do Black People pronounce "yeah" like "jeh"?

237 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 10:06 [Del]

>>236
I thought the lexicon was "Yeeeeuuuh".

238 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 11:25 [Del]

>>237

Yeiuh?

239 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 12:00 [Del]

I am going to reheat a pizza.

Brb.

240 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 12:31 [Del]

>>239
You eat that shit cold.

241 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 13:33 [Del]

>>240
Why would you do that‽ ( ゚Д゚ )

242 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 13:35 [Del]

>>237
The same "J" as in "JEWS".

243 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 15:48 [Del]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

244 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 16:21 [Del]

>>241
Because most cold pizza is delicious.
Though, I never understood the fascination with cold fried chicken.

245 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 21:56 [Del]

>>240
I always figured that if you're going to be eating poop, you might as well heat it up.

246 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 22:58 [Del]

k

247 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-11 05:46 [Del]

It's too cold to go outside this morning, but I'm going outside this morning anyway.

248 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-11 08:48 [Del]

>>247 Godspeed VIPPER!

249 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-11 17:10 [Del]

>>247
It's freezing lately, dammit. I wish I was a grizzly bear so I could hibernate and not put up with this shit. ('A`)

250 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-11 17:26 [Del]

MADE OF FIRE

    I'M MADE OF FIRE!!

251 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-11 18:31 [Del]

VALKYRIE OF THE BATTLEFIELD

252 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-11 20:44 [Del]

THIS IS A THROWDOWN A SHOWDOWN HELL NO I CAN'T SLOW DOWN ITS GONNA GO

253 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-11 21:46 [Del]

>>252
This is definitely not VIP QUALITY

254 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-11 22:06 [Del]

WHY AM I SICK I HATE BEING SICK I CAN'T STOP COUGHING I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT ARGHHHH ヽ(`Д´)ノ щ(゚Д゚щ) 。・゚・( >Д<)・゚・。

255 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-12 00:46 [Del]

Why the hell do people have to be vague about everything? Why can't they give BINARY answers instead of N-ARY BULLSHITE?! Fuck.

256 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-12 07:10 [Del]

Sure is cold in this basement. I might have to burn some gunpla to keep warm. I'm sure my mother won't mind.

257 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-12 09:38 [Del]

I might get a job at subway today. Is there a way to exchange my paychecks for VIPcoins?

258 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-12 12:43 [Del]

No sleep for me tonight.

259 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-12 13:55 [Del]

>>257
hehe, sure kid just sign over that check and I'll set you up with some reeal gen-u-wine VIP coins hehe

260 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-12 14:54 [Del]

IMMORTALITY

261 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-12 16:56 [Del]

IMMORALITY

262 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-12 22:38 [Del]

ahhhhhh

263 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-12 23:52 [Del]

⊂( ゚∀゚)☞ - = = = Σ(゚Д゚ )
SPECIAL BEAM CANNON.

264 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-13 05:28 [Del]

This election mess is getting on my mind...

265 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-13 06:32 [Del]

Gotta catch the bus in 15 minutes, just enough time to get my first daily dose of VIP QUALITY.

266 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-13 09:37 [Del]

Q: How many failed relationships do you have to go through before you realize you just weren't meant to be with anyone?

A: If you'd have taken an IQ test beforehand, you would know.

A2: 1

A3: 0, human interaction doesn't help you with quantum mechanics.

A4: Just keep listing alternative answers and you'll become immersed enough in the process to forget how alone you are.

267 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-13 19:37 [Del]

♪  ∩ ./⌒ヽ  ♪
   ヽ ( ^ω^) <UUH NIGGA BEAST IT
    ヽ ⊂ ヽ
     O-、 )  ♪
       U

268 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-13 20:02 [Del]

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269 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-13 21:15 [Del]

I'm still sick SAoVQ. I think I might be dieing. Tell maid dog that I love her.

270 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-13 22:41 [Del]

Oh my god my keyboard is musical how did this happen jesus christ I am freaking out.

271 Name: jesus christ : 2008-11-14 00:57 [Del]

It's not my fault, buddy

272 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-14 01:13 [Del]

hi, you guys probably won't believe me, but i'm new here. i just found this place. and lol i dind't pay that weird guy anything

273 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-14 01:45 [Del]

>>272
You paid him in rape dollars. Your ass should start bleeding very soon.

274 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-14 02:56 [Del]

>>273
I am having doubts about the VIP QUALITY in this post...

275 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-14 03:56 [Del]

>>274
I'm having doubts about your doubts.

276 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-14 04:25 [Del]

    /\___/ヽ
   /''''''   '''''':::::::\
  . |(●),   、(●)、.:| +
  |   ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, .::::|    i'Mha ving trouble finding my samplle VIPpasses
.   |   `-=ニ=- ' .:::::::| +   ddi one of you find them?
   \  `ニニ´  .:::::/     +
,,.....イ.ヽヽ、ニ__ ーーノ゙-、.
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277 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-14 05:11 [Del]

Since you asked nicely.

278 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-11-14 07:02 [Del]

    /\___/ヽ
   /''''''   '''''':::::::\
  . |(ç),   、(ç)、.:| +
  |   ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, .::::|    TheSe are my tears
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   \  `ニニ´  .:::::/     +
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279 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-14 18:12 [Del]

>>270
Keybored? :3

280 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 02:51 [Del]

>>275
Doubtful.

281 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 12:47 [Del]

bampu

282 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 14:51 [Del]

I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty for a week ( '゚Д゚)

283 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 14:51 [Del]

I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty for a week ( '゚Д゚)

284 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 14:51 [Del]

I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty for a week ( '゚Д゚)

285 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 14:51 [Del]

I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty for a week ( '゚Д゚)

286 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 14:51 [Del]

I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty for a week ( '゚Д゚)

287 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 14:51 [Del]

I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty for a week ( '゚Д゚)

288 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 14:51 [Del]

I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty for a week ( '゚Д゚)

There, done.

289 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 19:52 [Del]

I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty until today ( '゚Д゚)

290 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 20:09 [Del]

I'm sorry, I just emptied my bowels all over DADDYCOOL's campaign documents ( '゚Д゚)

291 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 21:37 [Del]

I am no longer a NEET. I'm unsure of how to handle this

292 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 21:41 [Del]

>>291
BE FREE

293 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 04:27 [Del]

I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the deserts bare, man.
I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.

294 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 04:46 [Del]

お兄ちゃん, can I bump too?

295 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 06:24 [Del]

goddamn

296 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 06:49 [Del]

Genius, pure genius.

I just got back from grocery store, bringing a new bottle of fresh strawberry syrup with me. The syrup and tea are all I've been drinking for like two years. So back in the store, I inspect the bottle, and, on the label, among things like "drink with water" and "add to pancakes", there is a magnificent viptip: Use with tea instead of sugar. In two years, I drank these two beverages separately, not even thinking about mixing them. Right now I am making my first cup of tea+syrup.

Tell me, VIPPERS, how come some people are so insightful?

297 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 11:22 [Del]

One day, I will leave the internet. Brace yourself for that day.

298 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 14:13 [Del]

>>296
Can you really drink strawberry syrup?

299 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 14:28 [Del]

>>298
One part strawberry syrup, nine parts lukewarm water, best drink ever (along with tea).

300 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 14:30 [Del]

I am sitting at my konpyuta, with a beautiful sight of a waning mood behind the wide, crystal-clear window. It is really gorgeous.

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