Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [Part 3] (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-22 13:36 [Del]

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227 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-09 13:29 [Del]

>>225
I'm eating chicken nuggets :3

228 Post deleted by user.

229 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-09 14:06 [Del]

Join my campaign against "Post deleted by user.".
No more secrecy.
No more conspiration.
No more deleted posts.
If you support me, put this in your sig.

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Stop the "Post deleted by user."!!! No more!

230 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-09 15:28 [Del]

god I'm so stressed, how do I chill?

231 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-09 16:17 [Del]

>>230
TAKE IT EASY!

232 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-09 21:01 [Del]

>>231
DROP DEAD EASY!

233 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-09 22:30 [Del]

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234 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 01:41 [Del]

235 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 03:24 [Del]

ゆっくりしていってね!!!

236 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 07:09 [Del]

Why do Black People pronounce "yeah" like "jeh"?

237 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 10:06 [Del]

>>236
I thought the lexicon was "Yeeeeuuuh".

238 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 11:25 [Del]

>>237

Yeiuh?

239 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 12:00 [Del]

I am going to reheat a pizza.

Brb.

240 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 12:31 [Del]

>>239
You eat that shit cold.

241 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 13:33 [Del]

>>240
Why would you do that‽ ( ゚Д゚ )

242 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 13:35 [Del]

>>237
The same "J" as in "JEWS".

243 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 15:48 [Del]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

244 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 16:21 [Del]

>>241
Because most cold pizza is delicious.
Though, I never understood the fascination with cold fried chicken.

245 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 21:56 [Del]

>>240
I always figured that if you're going to be eating poop, you might as well heat it up.

246 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-10 22:58 [Del]

k

247 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-11 05:46 [Del]

It's too cold to go outside this morning, but I'm going outside this morning anyway.

248 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-11 08:48 [Del]

>>247 Godspeed VIPPER!

249 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-11 17:10 [Del]

>>247
It's freezing lately, dammit. I wish I was a grizzly bear so I could hibernate and not put up with this shit. ('A`)

250 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-11 17:26 [Del]

MADE OF FIRE

    I'M MADE OF FIRE!!

251 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-11 18:31 [Del]

VALKYRIE OF THE BATTLEFIELD

252 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-11 20:44 [Del]

THIS IS A THROWDOWN A SHOWDOWN HELL NO I CAN'T SLOW DOWN ITS GONNA GO

253 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-11 21:46 [Del]

>>252
This is definitely not VIP QUALITY

254 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-11 22:06 [Del]

WHY AM I SICK I HATE BEING SICK I CAN'T STOP COUGHING I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT ARGHHHH ヽ(`Д´)ノ щ(゚Д゚щ) 。・゚・( >Д<)・゚・。

255 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-12 00:46 [Del]

Why the hell do people have to be vague about everything? Why can't they give BINARY answers instead of N-ARY BULLSHITE?! Fuck.

256 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-12 07:10 [Del]

Sure is cold in this basement. I might have to burn some gunpla to keep warm. I'm sure my mother won't mind.

257 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-12 09:38 [Del]

I might get a job at subway today. Is there a way to exchange my paychecks for VIPcoins?

258 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-12 12:43 [Del]

No sleep for me tonight.

259 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-12 13:55 [Del]

>>257
hehe, sure kid just sign over that check and I'll set you up with some reeal gen-u-wine VIP coins hehe

260 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-12 14:54 [Del]

IMMORTALITY

261 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-12 16:56 [Del]

IMMORALITY

262 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-12 22:38 [Del]

ahhhhhh

263 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-12 23:52 [Del]

⊂( ゚∀゚)☞ - = = = Σ(゚Д゚ )
SPECIAL BEAM CANNON.

264 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-13 05:28 [Del]

This election mess is getting on my mind...

265 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-13 06:32 [Del]

Gotta catch the bus in 15 minutes, just enough time to get my first daily dose of VIP QUALITY.

266 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-13 09:37 [Del]

Q: How many failed relationships do you have to go through before you realize you just weren't meant to be with anyone?

A: If you'd have taken an IQ test beforehand, you would know.

A2: 1

A3: 0, human interaction doesn't help you with quantum mechanics.

A4: Just keep listing alternative answers and you'll become immersed enough in the process to forget how alone you are.

267 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-13 19:37 [Del]

♪  ∩ ./⌒ヽ  ♪
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    ヽ ⊂ ヽ
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       U

268 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-13 20:02 [Del]

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269 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-13 21:15 [Del]

I'm still sick SAoVQ. I think I might be dieing. Tell maid dog that I love her.

270 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-13 22:41 [Del]

Oh my god my keyboard is musical how did this happen jesus christ I am freaking out.

271 Name: jesus christ : 2008-11-14 00:57 [Del]

It's not my fault, buddy

272 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-14 01:13 [Del]

hi, you guys probably won't believe me, but i'm new here. i just found this place. and lol i dind't pay that weird guy anything

273 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-14 01:45 [Del]

>>272
You paid him in rape dollars. Your ass should start bleeding very soon.

274 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-14 02:56 [Del]

>>273
I am having doubts about the VIP QUALITY in this post...

275 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-14 03:56 [Del]

>>274
I'm having doubts about your doubts.

276 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-14 04:25 [Del]

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277 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-14 05:11 [Del]

Since you asked nicely.

278 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-11-14 07:02 [Del]

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279 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-14 18:12 [Del]

>>270
Keybored? :3

280 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 02:51 [Del]

>>275
Doubtful.

281 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 12:47 [Del]

bampu

282 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 14:51 [Del]

I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty for a week ( '゚Д゚)

283 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 14:51 [Del]

I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty for a week ( '゚Д゚)

284 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 14:51 [Del]

I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty for a week ( '゚Д゚)

285 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 14:51 [Del]

I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty for a week ( '゚Д゚)

286 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 14:51 [Del]

I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty for a week ( '゚Д゚)

287 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 14:51 [Del]

I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty for a week ( '゚Д゚)

288 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 14:51 [Del]

I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty for a week ( '゚Д゚)

There, done.

289 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 19:52 [Del]

I'm sorry, I've been neglecting my posting duty until today ( '゚Д゚)

290 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 20:09 [Del]

I'm sorry, I just emptied my bowels all over DADDYCOOL's campaign documents ( '゚Д゚)

291 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 21:37 [Del]

I am no longer a NEET. I'm unsure of how to handle this

292 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-15 21:41 [Del]

>>291
BE FREE

293 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 04:27 [Del]

I've been everywhere, man.
I've been everywhere, man.
Crossed the deserts bare, man.
I've breathed the mountain air, man.
Of travel I've had my share, man.
I've been everywhere.

294 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 04:46 [Del]

お兄ちゃん, can I bump too?

295 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 06:24 [Del]

goddamn

296 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 06:49 [Del]

Genius, pure genius.

I just got back from grocery store, bringing a new bottle of fresh strawberry syrup with me. The syrup and tea are all I've been drinking for like two years. So back in the store, I inspect the bottle, and, on the label, among things like "drink with water" and "add to pancakes", there is a magnificent viptip: Use with tea instead of sugar. In two years, I drank these two beverages separately, not even thinking about mixing them. Right now I am making my first cup of tea+syrup.

Tell me, VIPPERS, how come some people are so insightful?

297 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 11:22 [Del]

One day, I will leave the internet. Brace yourself for that day.

298 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 14:13 [Del]

>>296
Can you really drink strawberry syrup?

299 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 14:28 [Del]

>>298
One part strawberry syrup, nine parts lukewarm water, best drink ever (along with tea).

300 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 14:30 [Del]

I am sitting at my konpyuta, with a beautiful sight of a waning mood behind the wide, crystal-clear window. It is really gorgeous.

301 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 14:46 [Del]

>>299
That's news to me.

302 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 14:55 [Del]

>>301
You should give it a chance. It is also very cheap, with one bottle sufficing for a week.

303 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 15:00 [Del]

>>302
It's also a great way to get dental cavities

304 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 15:11 [Del]

>>303
You are wrong. I've been drinking it for two years, and I have my teeth examined every month by my grandma, she's a retired dentist, D-E-N-T-I-S-T, and she says that my teeth are cool.

305 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 15:46 [Del]

PLEASE DONT READ THISJUST SKIP OVER IT ok now that youve started reading this youre turning gay. tomorrow you will think about justin timberlakes abs and the next day you will kiss your closest male friend. by next week you will be having anal sex and be a real homo. if you post this comment on 12 videos and embrace gods love then you might be saved from buttsex (a term for intercourse wherein the penis is inserted into the rectum)

306 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 16:41 [Del]

7 bampu~s for falling behind.

307 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 16:41 [Del]

7 bampu~s for falling behind.

308 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 16:41 [Del]

7 bampu~s for falling behind.

309 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 16:41 [Del]

7 bampu~s for falling behind.

310 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 16:41 [Del]

7 bampu~s for falling behind.

311 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 16:41 [Del]

7 bampu~s for falling behind.

312 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 16:42 [Del]

7 bampu~s for falling behind.

313 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 21:38 [Del]

>>312
But theses were sahgeh~ru

314 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-16 23:53 [Del]

>>305
I'm already gay. What happens now? Do I turn hard-gay?

315 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-17 01:25 [Del]

>>314
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOO~nyoron

316 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-17 11:33 [Del]

>>314
You don't want to know.

It involves farm equipment.

317 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-17 14:38 [Del]

I haven't bumped these sorts of threads before, so I might as well now.

318 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-17 15:03 [Del]

waho

319 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-17 17:10 [Del]

gu

320 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-17 17:50 [Del]

I'm writing a college essay about SAoVQ.

321 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-17 18:14 [Del]

>>320
I don't know what to think.

322 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-17 18:17 [Del]

>>320
I am glad to see that we are becoming more and more culturally important by the second.

323 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-17 21:03 [Del]

>>320
I hope you are subtly relating it to Islam.

324 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-17 22:44 [Del]

>>320
You should inform them of the intricacies of using VIPcoins as currency and of the importance of COOL FREE RINGTONES

325 Name: VIPPER : 2008-11-18 00:15 [Del]

I'm so cool I'm not replying to >>320

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