What are my fellow AMERICAN VIPPERS doing for the holiday this Thursday?
>>426
Going to the house of a nice African-American family. I am looking forward to this specifically because the last time I was there they let me play their piano while they got drunk and watched football all night. ^_^
SCOTTISH VIPPER is spending Christmas being poor.
I'm getting a new OS. See you on the other side, vippers!
GOD DAMN ITS COLD
bored
like, with a drill
I always thought that you were only allowed to bump this thread if it was your FIRST TIME at SAOVQ.
I only just realized that it was if it was your first time at SAOVQ today. Now it makes more sense why the threads are so big.
LET'S NYUKI NYUKI http://www.youtube.com/user/294tv
The test results came today. I was the only one to pass with 30/30. The next best result was 24/30. Out of 20 course-mates, nine have failed.
Such is the power of VIP. Thank you.
But both of my flat-mates are gone. I feel so alone. LAM
I love the Street Fighter hip-hop remix songs that came out for the new HD version.
Is PASSION the opposite of ACTION?
I believe I have an enlarged gallbladder and probably some gallbladder stones.
I also have no health insurance.
Better that than an enlarged nutbladder, my grandfather always said
What is a cool computer name, vippers? I'm sick of josh-computer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh0TKdTaLto&NR=1&fmt=22
this is pretty
oi bump ya lout
dickbutt
buttdick
penisanus
yeah yeah anal dicking
which reminds me that I haven't been to news4vip@w4ch in a while.
I AM A DATABASE
it is unfortunate
The Unforgiven song series is going downhill fast.
Getting drunk seems to have permanently fucked up my once perfect visual memory. This sucks.
It goes away with time, worry not.
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>>463
Good because I have math homework and I like to make overly detailed proofs to throw the professors off.
My Chinese computer science research supervisor:
"I am afraid that I have to say that you need to make the work done before Dec. Do you have any update?"
Me, now, without even having a working script yet:
"INTERNETwwwwwwww"
"a group in Bern just unveiled a mitten that they claim violates the second law of Thermodynamics."
http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1267
(///_-) . . .
http://xy.yu.to/
It should be our secret meeting place.
Let's VIP together~!
There is a lot of tension directed at me in my house right now because apparently I messed up everyone's day. I didn't, I thought I needed to do something that I didn't and apparently everyone was going to go out of their way to try to help me but I didn't know.
I just want to chill out and be VIP Quality. I can't stand the tension.
Feels good man
Good feels man
s @@ III
Is penis envy tsundere?
I thought Tsundere was a gender-neutral term.
If its not, then what is a male tsundere called?
DV.
Argh, my visual memory is still pretty fucked up. Like, it's not nearly as crystal clear as usual. My imagination hasn't suffered, verbal manipulation is a-ok, but I just can't visualize anything anymore. How the hell can two glasses of red wine do this after 3 days?!
Sounds like someone should do some LSD.
My visual memory has usually been pretty shitty.
I remember this one time at work, a police officer came in for a description of a suspect that came in earlier that day. One of the girls I worked with was listing off every possible detail to the guy and I was amazed. I could hardly remember anything specific about him.
Now if I was to see him again, I'd be able to tell if it was him in an instant.
My visual memory is terrible too. I am a man of logic not trivia.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKGjif2Bj5A
Great toy or GREATEST toy?
The visual memory is subject to attention and interest. So chill the hell out and you'll be tanasinn
What's this "I miss my best friend" shit I get texted? What, like, you miss boring me to death? You miss making me hate my life? I hate it now but at least I hate it less than when I was your "best friend"!!! Good riddance and good night!
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Is the quality still good here, guys?
Yes. But not the volume.
There is an untapped quality well somewhere around here, I can feel it.
This is usually the last thread I post in.
Whats up with that?
>>483
I had one of those. So one night I'm stretching him with my brother when his arms RIP IN HALF and beans exploded all over our room. I got a good laugh out of it.
>>483
Fuck. Yes. Most amazing thing ever. I remember getting one of them when I was a kid...
I would like to travel to the U.S. and shoot a bald eagle with a rifle.
And then urinate on the carcass.
I would like to travel to the Europe and shoot a Jew with an Uzi.
And then urinate on the carcass.
I guess I should bump this thread, although I first went to the secret imageboard of VIP quality.
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>>470
I feel the same way. There's this one girl who is pissed about dirty dishes always piling up, and I suspect that she thinks that I'm responsible. I wash my dishes after every meal, but I just want to relax and chill and have a good time, so I criticized her earlier for being so strict about the dishes. sigh
* M E G A P O S T*
* M E G A P O S T*
I like loli
Oh! Gitaroo man ;)
Damn, no internet for a week. I'm withering here, VIPPERs, using public internet to access SAoVQ and such.
Oooooh let's post again, how internet feels.
I haven't posted in a month thanks to the rest of the internet.
Also, Medics in TF2 = easy leech points.
Bump this, on pain of death!
>>507
Yeah, it's great stuff. I must admit though, that the penultimate stage clearly outdoes the final stage.
LoooOOOnely loli staahhh
I just got a PDA for my birthday and I've spent the last fifteen minutes trying to write this post.
Make that twenty.
>>515
Also, SAoVQ's AA is gibberish on this thing. Is there a Mona font for PDAs?
I didn't know people still used PDAs. I thought it was all about the Blackberries these days.
I come, and I bump.
I predict VIPspace-wide species riots if DOGGY COOL wins.
FIGHT TOKI O KOETE
I predict VIPspace-wide species riots if DOGGY COOL loses.
As do I.
I predict nothing and allow no predictions of myself or mine.
I predict lots of fecal matter in the First office if DOGGY COOL wins
Though they would have to clean DADDY COOL's fecal matter first