My friend has a girlfriend that should be my girlfriend because I want my friend to be my boyfriend so if his personality attracted a girl when his personality also attracted me then maybe my personality would attract her twice as much because his personality is basically a subset of mine, and I encompass a much wider range of knowledge and emotion then he does, therefore her and I would do very well together. Most likely I'll wait until night time, crawl into bed, and cry helplessly for hours on end. This is how I will start the new year.