[日本語]Japanese Thread[MOONSPEAK] (199)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-15 14:54 [Del]

Hello, Yankee. This is the thread where we learn to speak Nihongo, so that we may one day speak like Happy Japanese.

2 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-15 15:02 [Del]

こんにちわみんなさん。
How on Earth do you make the small ’tsu’?

3 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-15 15:52 [Del]

ビップです

4 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-15 16:06 [Del]

>>2
'ltsu'

5 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-15 16:29 [Del]

>>4
っGET

6 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-15 16:34 [Del]

俺うんこを食べます(おれうんこをたべます)

I eat unko.

俺 is the personal pronoun. うんこ is the direct object. 食べる is the verb; the -ます indicates that the action is taking place in the present.

Now you know how to proclaim your love of unko like Happy Japanese.

7 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-15 16:36 [Del]

>>2
Xこにちわ
○こんにちは

8 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-15 16:51 [Del]

>>6
Is ”ha” not necessary here?
俺はうんこを食べます。

9 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-15 16:53 [Del]

>>6
Wouldn't it be "俺はうんこを食べます"?

Or is the は unnecessary?

10 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-15 16:55 [Del]

>>8-9
YOUはSHOCK

11 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-15 17:05 [Del]

>>780

Heisig's Remembering The Kanji is a pretty cool book. I had almost 150 memorized before I got distracted from learning Japanese.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=K9I309GU

But yeah, listen to >>781-782 and get the basics out of the way.

12 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-15 17:27 [Del]

>>6さんはうんこを食べる人ですよ。

Eat those droppings, >>6さん, all of them.

13 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-15 17:49 [Del]

僕の歯には、無線送信機ある。

"In my tooth there is a radio transmitter.", hopefully. Probably not.

14 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-15 21:31 [Del]

それなんてエロゲ?

15 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-15 21:35 [Del]

ゆっくりしていってね!!

16 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-15 22:13 [Del]

>>14
いっぱい積んでれいると思うよう〜

17 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-15 23:58 [Del]

>>11
What materials do you suggest I learn grammar with? Any book recommendations?

18 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-16 09:48 [Del]

>>17
guidetojapanese.org

19 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-16 13:28 [Del]

にほんごがわかりません : (

20 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-16 15:34 [Del]

ハローニャーニャーニャーニャーおいしい小麦何が起こっている

実際には、新しいクラスタ穀物はカリカリナットキングおいしいですものファック皆さん試みた

私は寂しいです

月の下で、若い女の子に

21 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-16 15:37 [Del]

ハローニャーニャーニャーニャーおいしい小麦何が起こっている

実際には、新しいクラスタ穀物はカリカリナットキングおいしいですものファック皆さん試みた

私は寂しいです

月の下で、若い女の子に

22 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-16 18:16 [Del]

やらないか?

23 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-16 20:39 [Del]

>>22
うほっ! いい男。

24 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-17 09:48 [Del]

Oh God, my two semesters of high-school Nippon have failed me!

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27 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-23 15:28 [Del]

アタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタ アータタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタタッ!!

ワタッ!!

北斗百列拳

お前はもう...死んでいる

28 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-23 15:46 [Del]

>>27
wwwww

29 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-23 16:14 [Del]

>>27
wwwww Can we please turn this thread into a battleground for awesome MANLY anime quotes?

30 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-23 18:31 [Del]

>>29
Oh God, all the Jojo quotes.

31 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-23 19:59 [Del]

>>30
THE WORLD (ザ・ワールド)!!
時よ、止まれ! そして時は動き出す。
ロード・ロッラだ!
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

32 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-23 20:07 [Del]

hey,hybrid american. i don't your future and killing soon!

33 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-24 11:27 [Del]

>>32
Okay Golgomois

34 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-26 17:06 [Del]

You! Invaders!
Get you the hot bullets of shotgun to die!

35 Name: VIPPER : 2009-04-26 20:12 [Del]

I clam this thread for Glorious Corea! Urinara Manse! Compensation will be extracted!

36 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-02 17:09 [Del]

私はVIPから飲みました。そのあと吐き出しました。

37 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-02 21:23 [Del]

>>36
"I drank from VIP and then I threw up."

what.

38 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-03 14:45 [Del]

>>37
VIPのジュースは好き。そのあと、嫌い。

39 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-05 15:42 [Del]

こにちわ 漢字がわかりません。

40 Name: TalentlessVIPPER : 2009-05-05 17:47 [Del]

>>39

It is a good

41 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-05 18:40 [Del]

おいしくて安くて新鮮な魚ない?

42 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-05 22:42 [Del]

>>39
VICTORY! This is the first Japanese sentence I understood completely without any help.

43 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-06 11:13 [Del]

おもしろいニュースがありません。

44 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-09 15:24 [Del]

>>39
お前は平仮名も分かりません。

45 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2009-05-12 03:46 [Del]

>>43 "omishiroi ni yo su(ga) arimasen"?

I can't read for the life of me.

46 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-12 18:51 [Del]

>>45
Omoshiroi nyuusu ga arimasen. Literally: (these) interesting news don't exist. Either there's nothing interesting on the news, or the news being discussed fail at being interesting, no context so no idea what it's supposed to say.

47 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2009-05-13 03:13 [Del]

I thought I was incredibly worse at reading hiragana... I really should start studying Japanese.

48 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-14 00:05 [Del]

ミトンが好きだ!

I find it very efficient to memorise three to four kanji a day, and nibble on some grammar as I go along. This way, I constantly learn new vocabulary to try out in the new grammar structures. I have also never found myself forgetting any of the about 40 kanji I have learned so far.

49 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-14 05:43 [Del]

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I post on saovq and I have no interesting in learning japanese.

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