[Goofy] Silly things you think about [Goofy] (22)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-02 09:08 [Del]


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If you were wearing a skirt and had to poop in a public bathroom, how would you undress your bottom half? If you pull the skirt down, you have to touch the skirt to the ground, but if you bunch up the skirt to your waist, you run the risk of accidentally dipping the skirt into the toilet, or worse, wiping poop on your skirt before you've had a chance to wipe.

What is the correct procedure during this situation? And would your decision be affected at all if you had to tuck your shirt back into your skirt?

 

13 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-02 19:02 [Del]

>>10
If you take into account prolonged toilet exposure due to constipation etc., I think average poop time would be two solid weeks.

14 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-02 23:01 [Del]

>>13
Would you wipe after each one? wipe after every hour? Use a bidet? You will need to wipe or clean yourself at some point or else the poop will eventually crust over

15 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-03 03:33 [Del]

I'm in. I usually sit there with an NDS or PSP for ten extra minutes anyway.

16 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-03 11:38 [Del]

What about the physical stress you'd get from shitting for two weeks straight? Would you have to worry about prolapse or whatever, or would that be covered by the magic, too?

17 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-03 18:02 [Del]

What would happen if you regretted your decision to shit it all out at once? Does that mean shit crawls back up your anus?

18 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-03 19:48 [Del]

>>16
You might get a prolapse or something I think. I'm assuming the magic only works for the situation as in, you're still a human being you just have this one opportunity. If you did get a prolapse though who cares, you have no poop to ever leak out. It would be hard to handle eating, you would need a helper (a system of cleaning your poop trail would be pretty difficult).

>>17
I think so, otherwise there really wouldn't be much punishment for changing your mind. It would be quick though, like a movie where something gets pulled back up into something else really quickly.

19 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-03 20:18 [Del]

By accepting >>9's offer after having collected statistics about my defecation patterns, couldn't I calculate my projected lifespan with a pretty decent accuracy? I don't want to learn I'll die at 50.

20 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-04 00:56 [Del]

>>13-san here. I change my approximation to one month.

21 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-04 07:07 [Del]

>>19
You could get a reasonable idea (you'd know you weren't going to die within the next few years, for example), but your prediction's accuracy beyond that would be heavily dependent on whether or not you end up having or not having severe dietary/intestinal problems in the following decades.

22 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-04 07:11 [Del]

>>21
Exactly. >>19 could become a professional eater later in life.

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