I tried to track down THE NINJA SQUAD. I found this very slow torrent.
But after downloading it (for more than a week), I realized that the uploader wrote down the name of the actors of the wrong movie.
There are TWO movies having "THE NINJA SQUAD" in their name:
- The Ninja Squad (1986), a movie with an awesome trailer, ninjas wearing "NIN | JA" headbands, and Richard Harrison.
- The Super Ninja (1984), released in the UK as "The Ninja Squad: Killers Invisible".
I turned off my brain as soon as I started watching, but from the first 20 minutes I learned that there's this muscular Chinese ninja policeman named John and his black partner whose shoulders are bulkier than his legs. The story happens in the USA because there are a lot of American flags. As John is doing push-ups using a skateboard, he is framed for drug possession by the police chief. Vaguely homoerotic torture ensues, interrupted by flashbacks of BDSM Chinese Ninja training. His Chinese girlfriend named Nancy is molested in front of him. There is a ninja squad, but the ninja action only really happens later. B+, not horrible enough. Will finish watching someday.

The search for the elusive THE NINJA SQUAD continues.

(If anyone's morbid curiosity would be satisfied by my uploading the 340MB RMVB of that other movie to megaupload, just ask)