Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [PART 6] (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-23 23:11 [Del]

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Part 1: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1186618373/
Part 2: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1215128188/
Part 3: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1224704201/
Part 4: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1232843359/
Part 5: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1242664032/

601 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-27 13:49 [Del]

Another two endings await me in the coming week. How sad.

602 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-27 15:05 [Del]

So I have this idea. You take two pokemon, right? See, this is where it gets neat. You can make a lot of money this way in a few years once it takes off.

You take two pokemon, and you put them in a cage so they fight one another.

603 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-27 15:44 [Del]

Also, you need to fill it with subliminal messages so that children beg their parents to buy that stuff for them.

Oh, and have the South Park guys make jokes about it to heighten the popularity.

604 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-27 18:27 [Del]

I can't preview my posts. I demand refund!

605 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-27 18:37 [Del]

So I have this idea. You take two pieces of wood, right? See, this is where it gets neat. You can make a lot of money this way in a few years once it takes off.

You take two pieces of wood, and you lean them against each other to make a triangle without using a third piece.

606 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-27 18:40 [Del]

So I have this idea. You take two pens, right? See, this is where it gets neat. You can make a lot of money this way in a few years once it takes off.

You take two pens, and you write with both of them at the same time.

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608 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-27 18:46 [Del]

So I have this idea. You take two popular and loved foods, right? There's already a market for it with restaurants who specialize in fusion cuisine. See, this is where it gets neat. You can make a lot of money this way in a few years once it takes off.

You take two foods, specifically meatloaf and chocolate. And here's the kicker, you blend them together in a blender and create a food drink on the go. Trust me on this one.

609 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-28 01:13 [Del]

So I have this idea. You take a post, right? See, this is where it gets neat. You can make a lot of money this way in a few years once it takes off.

You take a post, you change some words of it and post again. You can call it kopipe~

610 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-28 11:46 [Del]

I hate Sundays. It feels as if I'm the only person here. And it's not even Sunday.

611 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-28 20:45 [Del]

>>610
It's Sunday here, nida.

612 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-29 02:40 [Del]

>>611
Now it's Sunday here too and I don't feel well.

613 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-29 03:53 [Del]

Actulaly, I am so bored and tired that I'm making a second post today. That's right, two posts.

614 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-29 04:01 [Del]

I seem to have an extra cat.

I hope I can't find who he belongs to because he'll probably just come back here anyway and it will be awkward.

615 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-29 12:17 [Del]

There's a piece of lint on my floor that moves around like it's alive. I hope its not really a spider who is getting offended I'm calling him lint.

Sorry, potential spider.

616 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-29 15:27 [Del]

>>615
FUCK YOU SPIDER okay that felt good. I haven't killed a spider in ages.

617 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-29 17:17 [Del]

福原遥って知ってる?この子はホントに可愛い。
やばいくらい可愛い。どうしよってくらい可愛い。
気になって気になって夜も眠れなくなるくらい可愛い。

ていうかもしかしたら俺、この子に恋してるかもしれない。

いや恋してると思う。
福原遥が好きだ。大好きだ。
よく考えればこの書き込みを書いたのもそれが言いたかったからなんだ。
遥ちゃん、好きだ。愛してる。

あと言っとくけど、勘違いしないでほしい。俺は決してロリコンなどではありません。
ただ、好きになった子がたまたまロリだっただけだ、と言うことです。

618 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-29 20:01 [Del]

>>617
あのな、ロリを甘えてながら人に「俺ロリコンじゃない」って言ってと、当たり前「やっぱりロリコンだね」と考えるぞ...ってかんじだね。

619 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-29 20:33 [Del]

>>616
I never kill a spider under any circumstance because spiders rid me of flies. FUCK YOU FLIES.

620 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-29 20:56 [Del]

I played that new Mario game for 9 hours straight on Saturday with a couple of bros.

That was a good fucking Saturday.

621 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-30 03:49 [Del]

This weekend I've been watching several Wotaken videos with my friends. My bad Japanese isn't enough to allow even a partial understanding, nonetheless they've been impressed by the ability to read hiragana and katakana

622 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-30 09:02 [Del]

Women really like it when you speak Japanese. To them, it's the equivalent of having lots of shoes.

623 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-30 10:31 [Del]

>>622
Hey lady, watashi wa kuru guy, wanna take a ride?

624 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-30 11:48 [Del]

mmmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

625 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-01 07:31 [Del]

bumping from a wanktastic touchscreen phone!

626 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-01 15:06 [Del]

So I can either take the exam tomorrow, but I'm not sure if I'll handle it; or I can take it on Friday, but I'm not sure if my professor will have the time.

627 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-01 15:29 [Del]

I tried to bump in haiku, but I got frustrated.

628 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-01 16:05 [Del]

my head hurts so much
I don't want to do my work
I should masturbate

629 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-01 16:08 [Del]

I tried to explain VIPPING to a blind person, but I don't think they got it. What does being VIP sound like?

630 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-01 18:05 [Del]

631 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-01 20:16 [Del]

I VIP with all my senses. Even those weird ones they don't usually count like balance and sense of position of limbs.

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633 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-01 21:57 [Del]

I only abstractly VIP

634 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-02 06:38 [Del]

I VIP discontinously

635 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-02 09:53 [Del]

>I tried to explain VIPPING

wwwwww

636 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-02 11:04 [Del]

I have no motivation to do well in school anymore

637 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-02 11:28 [Del]

>>636
Well, welcome to the club.

638 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-02 11:36 [Del]

I have a new PC. I am too lazy to plug it into the monitor though

639 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-02 11:56 [Del]

I VIP in a way that's really hard to describe.

640 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-02 17:58 [Del]

I would like to share a morning ritual that I call "the VIPPER." Each morning I get out of bed and open every door in the house. Then I extend my arms into the bu-n position and run full speed out of the house to get the news paper and all the way back to sit down and enjoy a nice cup of coffee.

641 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-02 18:46 [Del]

>>640
You do it while you are naked, don't you.

642 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-02 18:46 [Del]

>>640
Sounds VIP, I think I'll try it next time I have a house with doors instead of this riveted steel box I seem to be trapped in.

643 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-02 20:13 [Del]

I've been bu-ning to class recently. It gets me there faster.

644 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-02 23:28 [Del]

I want to fap, but I'm working on a paper that is due tomorrow so I feel like it might be inappropriate.

646 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-03 08:06 [Del]

I had something important to do today, but I've forgotten what it was so instead I'm drinking fine tea and reading a dying girl novel from the 30s.

647 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-03 08:17 [Del]

So what's the expected time to get back to semi-normal after you have been dumped?

648 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-03 08:39 [Del]

>>646
Nice, what kind of tea is it? I prefer Harney & Son's.

649 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-03 10:11 [Del]

>>648
Fortnum & Mason Smoky Earl Grey.

I don't usually drink Earl Grey but I bought some when I was wandering around bored once and occasionally drink it while imagining I'm a wealthy plantation owner during the heyday of the British Empire.

650 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-03 10:46 [Del]

I'm all fulla aggro today

651 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-03 11:16 [Del]

>>650 just made me nostalgia over MMO's I used to play.

652 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-03 12:45 [Del]

>>649
How would you compare it to Harney and Sons? I have never found tea better than Harney and Sons and I love tea so much. I mostly drink English Breakfast and Earl Grey.

653 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-03 12:50 [Del]

>>651
Does anyone still play any MMOs?

654 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-03 15:26 [Del]

I would like to bun underwater

655 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-03 15:47 [Del]

>>652
I've only had Lapsang from Harney & Sons so I can't compare it directly, but for all its fame I don't find Fortnum's teas especially interesting. They're certainly good, but I'd usually prefer something else. The Smoky Earl Grey is worth trying if you'd like something a bit different, although I guess it would be easier to get a similar blend from somewhere else if you just wanted to try it out.

656 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-03 15:52 [Del]

>>653
Haven't played one in 6 years. Never again.

657 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-03 20:59 [Del]

I saw someone reading a manga in the lecture hall while waiting for the database class to start. On the one hand, I was embarrassed for him, but on the other I kinda envy that indifference to social mores.

658 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-04 02:02 [Del]

>>657
If he was reading some Tezuka, Tatsumi or Me and the Devil Blues, I wouldn't have seen a problem.

659 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-04 08:40 [Del]

>>657
Was he reading good manga or shitty manga?

660 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-04 11:50 [Del]

What would be a good gift for a VIPPER for Christmas

661 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-04 13:31 [Del]

schoolbump

663 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-04 16:03 [Del]

>>660
( ゚ ヮ゚) Mittens!

664 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-04 16:29 [Del]

665 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-05 02:49 [Del]

>>660
Fancy hearing cake, aged to perfection.

666 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-05 03:08 [Del]

>>660
Why not give your loved ones the gift of eternal salvation by introducing them to our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?

667 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-05 05:41 [Del]

High-level chemistry professors at our university wear black labcoats. I have seen one of them twice, and I heard that there are three more. How VIP is that.

668 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-05 19:23 [Del]

>>667
They're just named uniques of normal professors.

669 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-06 08:59 [Del]

Worth double the XP, too.

670 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-06 15:49 [Del]

I did the JLPT today. I felt very out of place and that, coupled with the fact that I ended up having very little time to (read: was too lazy to) prepare or practice and so went there unsure if Japanese self taught from internet radio and old novels would carry over, made me really wish I hadn't bothered. Also I was (am) ill and extremely tired.

However it was saved from being completely shitty by an unexpected VIP moment in the listening test, with a final question that was clearly about giant robots and even involved a girl named Asuka.

671 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-06 16:31 [Del]

I have postponed the exam with the sheer power of my mind. This always happens when there's supposed to be an exam I'm not prepared for.

672 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-07 07:49 [Del]

>>670
For how long had you been teaching yourself?

673 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-07 07:49 [Del]

hello i am looking for a catman who says "daddycool if you pay me enough i will let you in" where can i find the catman

674 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-07 08:07 [Del]

You're a 4***n level otaku, you say? Hrmph. I am a 2channel level otaku, and you are as far beneath me as narutards are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your torrents? My satellite dish is pulling down the latest shows while they air from motherfucking SPACE. By the time you even see the OP I've already fapped and smoked a cigarette. And the latest moeblob you fell in love with this season? Three years ago I played the game the show's based, got the secret harem ending, and came on her face. And her friends' faces. All at the same time. Twice. You keep waiting for your precious torrents. I'll be standing in line at Comiket, getting the real deal from the artist himself.

675 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-07 15:25 [Del]

>>674
wwwwwwwwww

676 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-07 22:07 [Del]

I recently got an old 450MHz PowerMac G4. It was a little dusty, but I blew out the inside with compressed air, and now the logic board and PCI card and fanless CPU heatsink look pristine.

I'm cleaning off the keyboard now. Popping off all the keys and giving the whole thing a decent rundown.

I really would like to make this my primary computer. Using these old computers is just so romantic. I wish it was the 90's again.

677 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-07 22:56 [Del]

>>676
Posting from it now. I love it. Now looking for a sufficient old, geeky wallpaper. Maybe an 800x600 DiGi Charat?

678 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-07 23:22 [Del]

It's my birthday today. I'm turning 21. Now I can be VIP and drunk.

679 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-07 23:49 [Del]

I HATE birthdays. I never had a party and I never will.

680 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-08 08:36 [Del]

>>677
Congratulations on acquiring one of the greatest systems I have ever used. Best be using OS9 on that bitch son

681 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-08 09:31 [Del]

>>676
>>680
I had one of these when I was a kid too!

682 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-08 11:29 [Del]

683 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-08 13:07 [Del]

>>682
People like you who don't unironically like Uli are responsible for everything bad in the world.

684 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-08 15:06 [Del]

>>683
I fail not to misunderstand what you were not trying to avoid saying.

685 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-08 15:23 [Del]

>>683
I legitimately like Uli and find him fascinating. I was under the impression everyone else who still followed him thought the same.

686 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-08 18:08 [Del]

With all the end of semester projects looming, I'm starting to find that work is a lot more fun than slacking. Maybe it's just the novelty though.

687 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-08 21:16 [Del]

>>685
Yeah, I think he's a cool guy too.

688 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-08 22:04 [Del]

689 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-09 15:38 [Del]

I feel detached from VIP lately.

690 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-09 15:59 [Del]

>>689
Same here.

691 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-09 16:12 [Del]

>>689
>>690
As do I, this happens throughout the school year I believe. We are all too miserable and busy to be thinking about VIP. Then once holidays and breaks come around we are back to the normal VIP activities. That's my theory at least.

692 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-09 22:26 [Del]

>>691
I find that, as my time to VIP in a social setting increases, my likelihood to VIP on SAoVQ decreases.

693 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-09 23:06 [Del]

12:05 AM, I have to remember not to bump later on today...

694 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-10 04:31 [Del]

>>691
My theory is exactly the opposite, although leading to the same conclusion. I don't have much free time with all the school stuff going on, so I'm not thinking about Her all the time. During breaks, I have all the time in the world to lament about my situation and thus I need to post here, because it helps me to cope with my problems.

695 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-10 10:31 [Del]

If this thread were a real thing, I'd bump it so hard

696 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-10 17:02 [Del]

>>695
IS THIS THE REAL THREAD?
OR IS IT JUST FANTASY?

697 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-10 18:33 [Del]

Holy shit, I've been away from SAoVQ for nealry a whole thread. Feels good to be back amongst fellow VIPPERs

698 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-10 20:32 [Del]

We won't get >>1000 within this year.

699 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-10 21:21 [Del]

>>698
Is that a challenge?

700 Name: VIPPER : 2009-12-11 00:29 [Del]

VIPPING before an important exam that is extremely easy, yet I'm still scared, because it's so easy that it took me five minutes to learn it all, and that's suspicious.

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