>>579
Oh god! I know it's not the same, but here, borrow some of mine.
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I VIP every day.
>>583
Remap a rarely used key (such as ~ or a numpad key) to w. That should fix your problem until you replace the keyboard.
>>584
Your technical proficiency is admirable, but your QUALITY is questionable if you point out a certain rarely-used key~
I'm thinking of getting a netbook. Any recommendations?
>>586
I love my eee 1101HA, but it might be because I snatched it for €150 less than retail price.
Not noisy, stays cool, comfortable keyboard, good multi-touch trackpad (that requires some getting used to, so don't be afraid it's hard to use at first if you get to try one), amazing battery life (at least 6 hours with heavy usage, wifi, bluetooth, Windows 7, and 60% luminosity, ASUS advertises 8 in Win XP with 30% luminosity), switch overclocking & underclocking on/off with a hotkey depending if you want to save battery or get maximum performance, graphics card decent enough for old games, and with accelerated h264 hardware decoding (can play 1080p at a perfect framerate).
The 11,6" display, however, might make it larger than you'd like. And it's reflective, but nowadays you can't buy anything without the stupid shiny unless you pay a huge premium.
Anyway, the eee line in general deserves its good reputation.
I've been learning kanji for three months, and I don't remember anything. I feel worthless and pathetic.
>>594
I am sorry, I thought about this, and I am too afraid that you won't be able to help me and think "I did not mean help with this" and it will be uncomfortable.
I have found a forum of my high-school class, and I found some posts there about me. This is a very weird feeling.
I wish you could buy a friend like you buy a whore.
Yeah, no such thing as a minute rate friend.
600GETTT
Another two endings await me in the coming week. How sad.
So I have this idea. You take two pokemon, right? See, this is where it gets neat. You can make a lot of money this way in a few years once it takes off.
You take two pokemon, and you put them in a cage so they fight one another.
Also, you need to fill it with subliminal messages so that children beg their parents to buy that stuff for them.
Oh, and have the South Park guys make jokes about it to heighten the popularity.
So I have this idea. You take two pieces of wood, right? See, this is where it gets neat. You can make a lot of money this way in a few years once it takes off.
You take two pieces of wood, and you lean them against each other to make a triangle without using a third piece.
So I have this idea. You take two pens, right? See, this is where it gets neat. You can make a lot of money this way in a few years once it takes off.
You take two pens, and you write with both of them at the same time.
I hate Sundays. It feels as if I'm the only person here. And it's not even Sunday.
Actulaly, I am so bored and tired that I'm making a second post today. That's right, two posts.
I seem to have an extra cat.
I hope I can't find who he belongs to because he'll probably just come back here anyway and it will be awkward.
There's a piece of lint on my floor that moves around like it's alive. I hope its not really a spider who is getting offended I'm calling him lint.
Sorry, potential spider.
>>615
FUCK YOU SPIDER okay that felt good. I haven't killed a spider in ages.
福原遥って知ってる？この子はホントに可愛い。
やばいくらい可愛い。どうしよってくらい可愛い。
気になって気になって夜も眠れなくなるくらい可愛い。
ていうかもしかしたら俺、この子に恋してるかもしれない。
いや恋してると思う。
福原遥が好きだ。大好きだ。
よく考えればこの書き込みを書いたのもそれが言いたかったからなんだ。
遥ちゃん、好きだ。愛してる。
あと言っとくけど、勘違いしないでほしい。俺は決してロリコンなどではありません。
ただ、好きになった子がたまたまロリだっただけだ、と言うことです。
>>617
あのな、ロリを甘えてながら人に「俺ロリコンじゃない」って言ってと、当たり前「やっぱりロリコンだね」と考えるぞ...ってかんじだね。
>>616
I never kill a spider under any circumstance because spiders rid me of flies. FUCK YOU FLIES.
I played that new Mario game for 9 hours straight on Saturday with a couple of bros.
That was a good fucking Saturday.
This weekend I've been watching several Wotaken videos with my friends. My bad Japanese isn't enough to allow even a partial understanding, nonetheless they've been impressed by the ability to read hiragana and katakana
Women really like it when you speak Japanese. To them, it's the equivalent of having lots of shoes.
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bumping from a wanktastic touchscreen phone!
So I can either take the exam tomorrow, but I'm not sure if I'll handle it; or I can take it on Friday, but I'm not sure if my professor will have the time.
my head hurts so much
I don't want to do my work
I should masturbate
I tried to explain VIPPING to a blind person, but I don't think they got it. What does being VIP sound like?
It sounds like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw0laAURCiY&feature=related
I VIP with all my senses. Even those weird ones they don't usually count like balance and sense of position of limbs.
I only abstractly VIP
I VIP discontinously
>I tried to explain VIPPING
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I have no motivation to do well in school anymore
I have a new PC. I am too lazy to plug it into the monitor though
I VIP in a way that's really hard to describe.
I would like to share a morning ritual that I call "the VIPPER." Each morning I get out of bed and open every door in the house. Then I extend my arms into the bu-n position and run full speed out of the house to get the news paper and all the way back to sit down and enjoy a nice cup of coffee.
>>640
Sounds VIP, I think I'll try it next time I have a house with doors instead of this riveted steel box I seem to be trapped in.
I've been bu-ning to class recently. It gets me there faster.
I want to fap, but I'm working on a paper that is due tomorrow so I feel like it might be inappropriate.
I had something important to do today, but I've forgotten what it was so instead I'm drinking fine tea and reading a dying girl novel from the 30s.
So what's the expected time to get back to semi-normal after you have been dumped?
>>648
Fortnum & Mason Smoky Earl Grey.
I don't usually drink Earl Grey but I bought some when I was wandering around bored once and occasionally drink it while imagining I'm a wealthy plantation owner during the heyday of the British Empire.
I'm all fulla aggro today
>>649
How would you compare it to Harney and Sons? I have never found tea better than Harney and Sons and I love tea so much. I mostly drink English Breakfast and Earl Grey.
I would like to bun underwater
>>652
I've only had Lapsang from Harney & Sons so I can't compare it directly, but for all its fame I don't find Fortnum's teas especially interesting. They're certainly good, but I'd usually prefer something else. The Smoky Earl Grey is worth trying if you'd like something a bit different, although I guess it would be easier to get a similar blend from somewhere else if you just wanted to try it out.
I saw someone reading a manga in the lecture hall while waiting for the database class to start. On the one hand, I was embarrassed for him, but on the other I kinda envy that indifference to social mores.
>>657
If he was reading some Tezuka, Tatsumi or Me and the Devil Blues, I wouldn't have seen a problem.
What would be a good gift for a VIPPER for Christmas
schoolbump
>>660
Why not give your loved ones the gift of eternal salvation by introducing them to our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?
High-level chemistry professors at our university wear black labcoats. I have seen one of them twice, and I heard that there are three more. How VIP is that.
Worth double the XP, too.
I did the JLPT today. I felt very out of place and that, coupled with the fact that I ended up having very little time to (read: was too lazy to) prepare or practice and so went there unsure if Japanese self taught from internet radio and old novels would carry over, made me really wish I hadn't bothered. Also I was (am) ill and extremely tired.
However it was saved from being completely shitty by an unexpected VIP moment in the listening test, with a final question that was clearly about giant robots and even involved a girl named Asuka.
I have postponed the exam with the sheer power of my mind. This always happens when there's supposed to be an exam I'm not prepared for.
hello i am looking for a catman who says "daddycool if you pay me enough i will let you in" where can i find the catman
You're a 4***n level otaku, you say? Hrmph. I am a 2channel level otaku, and you are as far beneath me as narutards are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your torrents? My satellite dish is pulling down the latest shows while they air from motherfucking SPACE. By the time you even see the OP I've already fapped and smoked a cigarette. And the latest moeblob you fell in love with this season? Three years ago I played the game the show's based, got the secret harem ending, and came on her face. And her friends' faces. All at the same time. Twice. You keep waiting for your precious torrents. I'll be standing in line at Comiket, getting the real deal from the artist himself.
I recently got an old 450MHz PowerMac G4. It was a little dusty, but I blew out the inside with compressed air, and now the logic board and PCI card and fanless CPU heatsink look pristine.
I'm cleaning off the keyboard now. Popping off all the keys and giving the whole thing a decent rundown.
I really would like to make this my primary computer. Using these old computers is just so romantic. I wish it was the 90's again.