I'll start: I kissed a boy in 5th grade.

I kissed >>1 when she was in 5th grade

I read bad touhou fanfiction taking periodic breaks to do abdominals and push-ups to pass the time.

I don't know either

>>1
did you like it

>>3
Sounds like a VIP thing to do. I must try that.

I am apart of a silly fashion called lolita.

I ask for links to Touhou fanfics online.

I write Touhou fanfiction.

I write Touhou translations.

I HATE Touhou.

I didn't know you could hold shift+fire in Double Spoiler to make your camera charge faster. I made it to level 4-1 without realizing this.

>>10
You are a bad person and you should feel bad.

I still call some Touhous by the stage number they appear in rather than their silly name.

I touched a kids junk, liberally in 6th grade.

I roleplay Suwako Moriya in a Touhou forum RP and I've become obsessed to a point where my opinion of all Touhou characters are in like with Suwako's and I have a strange attraction to frogs now.

>>10
I hate Touhou too.

>>16
Is that so~?

I like touhou and other STG games despite sucking at them and usually dying easily in them.

I am indifferent to Touhou.

I kinda like, kinda hate Touhou.

I'm a terrible person.

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take it easy~

While I do enjoy the Touhou games, I dislike the fanboyism and the fact that 90% of all fanart/hentai on Pixiv is Touhou. I also hate the people that fawn over the Touhou characters but have never actually played the game.

>>22
Touhou hijakk'd lol

I am a touhou

>>25
Can I rub my penis against your delicious armpits?

I want to put the tohou down the toto.

>>26
Not that kind of touhou

I was just playing the extra thingy in touhou: imperishable night. I must say that I suck.

I post on dqn.

>>31
As a touhou, that is.

>>32
As a touhoe, I think you mean.

I do like Touhou! I mean, whats not to like about a giant lizards walking around destroying cities and fighting other giant monsters?

>>34
I think you're mistaking "Touhou" for "Tokusatsu", VIPPER...

>>35
thatsthejoke.jpg

I only like Touhou Fuhai.

>>37 What a coincidence! I only like Touhou futanari.

I only like TouHou.

>>39
The Tou AND the Hou?

I put on my frilly dress and Touhou hat.

I use a cell phone that is basically built to make phone calls only.

Also I have nothing toho related on the cell phone.

I have a ton of touhou pictures saved on my HDD...

>>44
I have a ton of touhou pictures on my iPod...

I once paid an escort to dress up like Reimu and let me rub my dick on her armpits.

My phone is filled with Kamen Rider sounds.

I use a cell phone that is basically built to do everything except make phone calls.

Why is it that I feel like I've read >>48 before, except maybe a little differently?

Sometimes I have my uncle dress up as Nelson Mandela and watch pornography in my living room.

If I posted the details it would be quite lengthy and probably un-VIP due to its seriousness, but let's just say that I live a fairly hedonistic lifestyle based around a network of very elaborate lies. Even that could be a lie. I'm not entirely sure anymore.

>>52
"You are a liar, and you are a lie."

>>52
That's funny, the most important thing in my life is one big, perfectly crafted lie that I'm starting to believe myself.

>>54 wut

>>52
Sounds quite like me!
Except the lie is becoming real enough over the years.

Oh, good. It seems I'm not the only one who has lies that may or may not be lies...

I want Anna Didovic to be my girlfriend

>>58
Sir, I did not need to google for that.

>>56
are you slowly becoming a girl?

>>60 pherhaps a little touhou girl.

I really want to watch the new Touhou anime

Touhou is not anime and will never be.

>>63 Then why do people always post about Touhou on Anime boards?

Nintendo >>64 get.

Quick analysis of why Touhou is popular using Hiroki Azuma's analysis of otaku culture:
Modern wotaku culture is based on elements of moe. Modern wotaku love elements of moe within things but they do not fall in love with particular stories or "grand narratives" anymore. Wotaku are addicted to what Azuma terms "simulcra" (a piece of or element of something or a recreation a "simulation" of something, but not a whole narrative).
That is to say, the original Gundam had a very clear canon story that could not be altered. In modern times we have many off shoots of Gundam, both canon and not canon. For modern wotaku the "truth" of a particular storyline is not important, what is important is the fact that there are Zakus, Gundams, Princess characters, Amuro characters, etc. etc. The pieces or "simulcra" are what the wotaku directly look at. If a series or doujin or story has enough of these elements it will be popular with wotaku. This is why things such as Kanon can become popular. The characters and story within Kanon is all pulled from the "moe database." It is so generic and such a compilation of these elements that it becomes immediately popular. It itself is created as a doujinwork which itself is already in some sense "noncanon."
Using this idea, Touhou is the granddaddy of simulcra. There isn't even a real story behind it. The entirety of Touhou is created, even the modern representations of Touhou characters are not the originals, but it doesn't matter. That's WHY it is so popular. The original game contains a bare minimum of ANYTHING other than simulcra. The original drawings are completely ridiculous, but they are moe elements boiled down to the most simple possible form. A form which can be expanded and changed and recreated by different artists, and take on even more value because of that.

That is why Touhou is popular. I did a horrible job explaining it, but read Hiroki Azuma's book for a more complete picture (which is actually written BEFORE Touhou, and basically predicts it).

>>65
I hate Touhou, yet I'm a total モーヲタ. Do you have an explanation for that?

>>66
You're weird. QED.

>>65
What's a "wotaku"?

>>68
wwww white otaku wwwww~

>>68 >>69 Shows how much you know about Japanese culture wwwwwwwww

I ``feel"like this thread is somehow only reflecting 「Touhou」 .

However, my darkest secret:

>>64
Those people are idiots.
>>68
Wannabe otaku? Weeaboo otaku?

I always thought it meant "Western Otaku."

>>65
Absolutely riveting. I can now wonder no more where these GENERIC, BORING shows/games/comics/etc originate from and how they become so popular.
Good thing I only enjoy shows/games/comics that are completely original, pretentious, super deep, and have at least 2-3 subplots anyway.
I don't know if I'm more surprised that someone actually wrote an entire book about something so obvious or that someone actually bothered to read it.

Back on topic: I once rubbed my dick on my own armpits while I was dressed up like Reimu

>>72
It doesn't mean Western Otaku. It's the common Japanese term for what we call otaku. So saying wotaku basically implies that we are strictly referring to hardcore moe/anime otaku living in Japan.
>>74
The book is actually very in depth and it's conclusions really aren't obvious. It is done by a postmodern critical theorist who focuses on pop culture (Hiroki Azuma). It's a great read, very interesting if you care at all about this kind of stuff.

>>74
Oh, and the link to the book itself: http://www.amazon.com/Otaku-Database-Animals-Hiroki-Azuma/dp/0816653526

The w is silent, it's just used as an alternate spelling, Nip net speak.

I was molested as a 2 or 3 year old, but I don't remember it.

I was molested by a 2 or 3 year old, but I don't remember it

>>78,79
Ah, I was molested at a young age too. I think it was my sister who did it, but I'm not all that sure.

>>78 That's unfortunate. Was it your father?

>>78
Would you like for me to molerst you too? I'm totally up for it

I tried to have gay sex with my 25 year old autistic, epileptic brother when I was in the 5th grade.

When I tried that, it worked. You a suckass >>83

I threw up on the floor.

I think that Utsuho is really moé.

I'm missing a person who never existed.

Sometimes, I sit to pee.

I have done that too. Sometimes I go poop in urinals.

I only go pee sitting down when I'm going poop.

i'm a noob and this is my first post here

Sometimes I worry too much how happy my SO is.

I'd bone my cousin.

I write with a pencil in tests you have to write with pens.

I once killed a homeless man.

>>97
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>>95
Me too, I'd bone your cousin

I made the necessary arrangements to have sex with a morbidly obese man when I was 15.

(And I would do it again)

>>101
Was it for money?

I ANALLY RAPED YOUR MUM!!!! THE WHITE BITCH WAS ASKING FOR IT!!!

I am Shini Laser

I print out pictures of a girl I used to stalk and beat off on them.

I like WRASTLING.

>>106
I used to like wrestling.
Hell, I'd still like wrestling if Austin was around.

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>>110
Oh my gosh, a floating tablecat!

>>111
No.

The table is transparent.

I'm addicted to methamphetamine. I spend practically all of my time crying and shooting up. I have also developed gingivitis and I am worried that my teeth will soon fall out. I like to pretend that I don't have a problem when I'm in public. I avoid everybody, and I seem expressionless. I have no idea how this happened, it went from me doing it once a month, to once a week, to about 2-3 times a day. I hate myself for it.

I am 24 and I have never had a girlfriend, nor have I kissed or done anything sexual. The only girl I ever loved turned me down when I was 15 and I could never date anybody else. She is my best friend, and she has a new boyfriend every week, yet she keeps turning me down. I love her, but when I see her with others I feel as if my heart has been dropped from a ten story building. Why can't I just be happy for her?

I enjoy ordering extra sauce.

i love mini giantess

>>113
I'm sorry VIPPER, and I know it may not mean much. If I knew what else to say, I would say it.

>>116
The fact that you did not judge me for my addiction means everything in the world to me.

>>113
I also feel very sorry, but please, please, go talk about it to someone. There are people who care, there are local organizations that will help, but they need to find you before they can do anything for you. You know what this shit will do to you if you don't get clean soon.

>>118
I do have somebody I can talk to. The girl I mentioned harms herself by cutting her wrist, we both talk about our problems together. I have tried to quit. In march I went two weeks without meth... The first four days were absolute torture but then I suddenly felt no desire to take meth again. Gradually and gradually though I kept getting more depressed and felt more anxiety and I couldn't take it anymore. I tried smoking weed which was a good alternative, but I couldn't stand the intoxicating effect it had. The thing with amphetamine is that it not only gets you high, it actually makes your cognitive abilities even stronger... Which makes addiction seem acceptable, but what people don't mention is the crash. When the high is over it leaves you in an extremely depressed and unmotivated state of mind, which I usually avoid by taking even more amphetamine. Long story short, after my two weeks of sobriety I couldn't handle it anymore. I shot up dextroamphetamine and then masturbated for hours, when I crashed I bought a gram of crystal meth.

I just finished chasing a 16th on some tinfoil. I feel awful for giving into my addiction, although part of me doesn't give a shit because I am really high right now. I'm sorry for whining about my problem, VIPPERS. I'm just trying to drown my sorrows in VIP quality.

I once fucked somebody from craigslist.

Not that bad, no AIDS

>>119

Please do not apologize for A) seeking help, even if "help", in this case, is just a place on the internet to discuss your addiction and vent your spleen, nor B) seeking to indulge in some VIP Quality.

But please also go see some sort of organization or professional who can help you. Your friend is invaluable, to be sure, but it does not seem to me that she can help you quit, which you sound like you really want to do.

I'm not going to be maudlin and cheesy and say that we love you, but it sure would suck to lose a VIPPER to an overdose or to homelessness.

I have masturbated on my 7 year old brother while he was sleeping, and have considered spiking his drinks with female hormones so that'd he turn into the little trap that I really want.

I'm getting kicked out of college for the 4th time.

My armpit sweat smells like mint.

>>113
Dude, maybe you should try to do something that keeps you away from drugs.

I lost my anal virginity at the age of 12. I knew what gay sex was at that age. There was this freind of my mum who was gay. I basicly encouraged him to do it. It felt really really good. He was fairly big as well. About 8 inches. He was really gentle the first time. He could barely get it in me. By the 3rd time he was giving it to me really hard. He was making the bed creak and shake. He was fucking me every day for 2 months. He took a break for a few years. When I turned 15 we started screwing again. He got me into fisting, but thats a story for another time.

>>125
I agree! And happy 4/20 everyone!

> happy 4/20 everyone!

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>>125
Anxiety, Depression, and Social Events are what push me to drugs. Not exactly unavoidable situations.

>>130

So then if, as you say, they're avoidable you have no one to blame but yourself.

Not my fault. I did my best.
I'm in a fucked up situation aswell and never did drugs.
Wash your face and try again.

Never mind that, it's actually my fault.
Fuck this.

Bibamus, moriendum est.
Here's to our demise.

>>133 When I die I want my body sent to hospitals! Live on through other peoples' weaknesses.

>>134
When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell, 'cause I'm a piece o' shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell. It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goody-goodies, dressed in white- I like black Tims, and black hoodies. God'll probably have me on some real strict shit. No sleepin' all day, no gettin' my dick licked. Hangin' with the goody-goodies, loungin' in paradise, fuck that shit! I wanna tote guns, and shoot dice.

I did 9/11