Let's post our darkest secrets (136)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-22 09:54 [Del]

I'll start: I kissed a boy in 5th grade.

2 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-22 10:11 [Del]

I kissed >>1 when she was in 5th grade

3 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-22 11:45 [Del]

I read bad touhou fanfiction taking periodic breaks to do abdominals and push-ups to pass the time.

I don't know either

4 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-22 12:40 [Del]

>>1
did you like it

5 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-22 13:09 [Del]

>>3
Sounds like a VIP thing to do. I must try that.

6 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-22 13:24 [Del]

I am apart of a silly fashion called lolita.

7 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-22 14:34 [Del]

I ask for links to Touhou fanfics online.

8 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-22 14:46 [Del]

I write Touhou fanfiction.

9 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-22 14:47 [Del]

I write Touhou translations.

10 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-22 14:52 [Del]

I HATE Touhou.

11 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-22 14:57 [Del]

I didn't know you could hold shift+fire in Double Spoiler to make your camera charge faster. I made it to level 4-1 without realizing this.

12 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-22 16:00 [Del]

>>10
You are a bad person and you should feel bad.

13 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-22 16:37 [Del]

I still call some Touhous by the stage number they appear in rather than their silly name.

14 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-22 18:52 [Del]

I touched a kids junk, liberally in 6th grade.

15 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-22 21:58 [Del]

I roleplay Suwako Moriya in a Touhou forum RP and I've become obsessed to a point where my opinion of all Touhou characters are in like with Suwako's and I have a strange attraction to frogs now.

16 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-22 23:15 [Del]

>>10
I hate Touhou too.

17 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-22 23:16 [Del]

>>16
Is that so~?

18 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-23 00:01 [Del]

I like touhou and other STG games despite sucking at them and usually dying easily in them.

19 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-23 00:07 [Del]

I am indifferent to Touhou.

20 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-23 02:50 [Del]

I kinda like, kinda hate Touhou.

I'm a terrible person.

21 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-23 05:03 [Del]

touhoutouhoutouhoutouhoutouhoutouhoutouhoutouhoutouhoutouhoutouhou

22 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-23 11:19 [Del]

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take it easy~

23 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-23 20:43 [Del]

While I do enjoy the Touhou games, I dislike the fanboyism and the fact that 90% of all fanart/hentai on Pixiv is Touhou. I also hate the people that fawn over the Touhou characters but have never actually played the game.

24 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-23 21:48 [Del]

>>22
Touhou hijakk'd lol

25 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-24 03:58 [Del]

I am a touhou

26 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-24 12:26 [Del]

>>25
Can I rub my penis against your delicious armpits?

27 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-24 19:37 [Del]

I want to put the tohou down the toto.

28 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-25 00:10 [Del]

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29 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-25 08:09 [Del]

>>26
Not that kind of touhou

30 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-26 11:36 [Del]

I was just playing the extra thingy in touhou: imperishable night. I must say that I suck.

31 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-26 13:07 [Del]

I post on dqn.

32 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-26 14:53 [Del]

>>31
As a touhou, that is.

33 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-26 16:17 [Del]

>>32
As a touhoe, I think you mean.

34 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-26 18:43 [Del]

I do like Touhou! I mean, whats not to like about a giant lizards walking around destroying cities and fighting other giant monsters?

35 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-26 20:11 [Del]

>>34
I think you're mistaking "Touhou" for "Tokusatsu", VIPPER...

36 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-27 11:54 [Del]

>>35
thatsthejoke.jpg

37 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-27 19:24 [Del]

I only like Touhou Fuhai.

38 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-28 12:36 [Del]

>>37 What a coincidence! I only like Touhou futanari.

39 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-28 14:28 [Del]

I only like TouHou.

40 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-28 17:02 [Del]

>>39
The Tou AND the Hou?

41 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-29 07:40 [Del]

I put on my frilly dress and Touhou hat.

42 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-29 16:05 [Del]

I use a cell phone that is basically built to make phone calls only.

43 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-29 16:15 [Del]

Also I have nothing toho related on the cell phone.

44 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-29 16:28 [Del]

I have a ton of touhou pictures saved on my HDD...

45 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-29 16:40 [Del]

>>44
I have a ton of touhou pictures on my iPod...

46 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-29 17:21 [Del]

I once paid an escort to dress up like Reimu and let me rub my dick on her armpits.

47 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-29 21:52 [Del]

My phone is filled with Kamen Rider sounds.

48 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-30 17:58 [Del]

I use a cell phone that is basically built to do everything except make phone calls.

49 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-30 18:21 [Del]

Why is it that I feel like I've read >>48 before, except maybe a little differently?

50 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-30 21:29 [Del]

Sometimes I have my uncle dress up as Nelson Mandela and watch pornography in my living room.

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52 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-01 00:37 [Del]

If I posted the details it would be quite lengthy and probably un-VIP due to its seriousness, but let's just say that I live a fairly hedonistic lifestyle based around a network of very elaborate lies. Even that could be a lie. I'm not entirely sure anymore.

53 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-01 00:47 [Del]

>>52
"You are a liar, and you are a lie."

54 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-01 00:55 [Del]

>>52
That's funny, the most important thing in my life is one big, perfectly crafted lie that I'm starting to believe myself.

55 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-01 01:17 [Del]

>>54 wut

56 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-01 04:55 [Del]

>>52
Sounds quite like me!
Except the lie is becoming real enough over the years.

57 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-02 14:57 [Del]

Oh, good. It seems I'm not the only one who has lies that may or may not be lies...

58 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-05 06:50 [Del]

I want Anna Didovic to be my girlfriend

59 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-05 14:57 [Del]

>>58
Sir, I did not need to google for that.

60 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-05 17:35 [Del]

>>56
are you slowly becoming a girl?

61 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-09 10:03 [Del]

>>60 pherhaps a little touhou girl.

62 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-12 06:59 [Del]

I really want to watch the new Touhou anime

63 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-12 07:54 [Del]

Touhou is not anime and will never be.

64 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-12 08:12 [Del]

>>63 Then why do people always post about Touhou on Anime boards?

Nintendo >>64 get.

65 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-12 09:25 [Del]

Quick analysis of why Touhou is popular using Hiroki Azuma's analysis of otaku culture:
Modern wotaku culture is based on elements of moe. Modern wotaku love elements of moe within things but they do not fall in love with particular stories or "grand narratives" anymore. Wotaku are addicted to what Azuma terms "simulcra" (a piece of or element of something or a recreation a "simulation" of something, but not a whole narrative).
That is to say, the original Gundam had a very clear canon story that could not be altered. In modern times we have many off shoots of Gundam, both canon and not canon. For modern wotaku the "truth" of a particular storyline is not important, what is important is the fact that there are Zakus, Gundams, Princess characters, Amuro characters, etc. etc. The pieces or "simulcra" are what the wotaku directly look at. If a series or doujin or story has enough of these elements it will be popular with wotaku. This is why things such as Kanon can become popular. The characters and story within Kanon is all pulled from the "moe database." It is so generic and such a compilation of these elements that it becomes immediately popular. It itself is created as a doujinwork which itself is already in some sense "noncanon."
Using this idea, Touhou is the granddaddy of simulcra. There isn't even a real story behind it. The entirety of Touhou is created, even the modern representations of Touhou characters are not the originals, but it doesn't matter. That's WHY it is so popular. The original game contains a bare minimum of ANYTHING other than simulcra. The original drawings are completely ridiculous, but they are moe elements boiled down to the most simple possible form. A form which can be expanded and changed and recreated by different artists, and take on even more value because of that.

That is why Touhou is popular. I did a horrible job explaining it, but read Hiroki Azuma's book for a more complete picture (which is actually written BEFORE Touhou, and basically predicts it).

66 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-12 10:56 [Del]

>>65
I hate Touhou, yet I'm a total ƒ‚[ƒ’ƒ^. Do you have an explanation for that?

67 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-12 12:47 [Del]

>>66
You're weird. QED.

68 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-12 12:55 [Del]

>>65
What's a "wotaku"?

69 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-12 13:59 [Del]

>>68
wwww white otaku wwwww~

70 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-12 15:00 [Del]

>>68 >>69 Shows how much you know about Japanese culture wwwwwwwww

71 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-12 15:07 [Del]

I ``feel"like this thread is somehow only reflecting uTouhouv .

However, my darkest secret:

72 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-12 18:17 [Del]

>>64
Those people are idiots.
>>68
Wannabe otaku? Weeaboo otaku?

73 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-12 18:23 [Del]

I always thought it meant "Western Otaku."

74 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-12 18:29 [Del]

>>65
Absolutely riveting. I can now wonder no more where these GENERIC, BORING shows/games/comics/etc originate from and how they become so popular.
Good thing I only enjoy shows/games/comics that are completely original, pretentious, super deep, and have at least 2-3 subplots anyway.
I don't know if I'm more surprised that someone actually wrote an entire book about something so obvious or that someone actually bothered to read it.

Back on topic: I once rubbed my dick on my own armpits while I was dressed up like Reimu

75 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-12 18:51 [Del]

>>72
It doesn't mean Western Otaku. It's the common Japanese term for what we call otaku. So saying wotaku basically implies that we are strictly referring to hardcore moe/anime otaku living in Japan.
>>74
The book is actually very in depth and it's conclusions really aren't obvious. It is done by a postmodern critical theorist who focuses on pop culture (Hiroki Azuma). It's a great read, very interesting if you care at all about this kind of stuff.

76 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-12 18:52 [Del]

77 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-14 15:02 [Del]

The w is silent, it's just used as an alternate spelling, Nip net speak.

78 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-04 07:31 [Del]

I was molested as a 2 or 3 year old, but I don't remember it.

79 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-04 09:25 [Del]

I was molested by a 2 or 3 year old, but I don't remember it

80 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-04 12:58 [Del]

>>78,79
Ah, I was molested at a young age too. I think it was my sister who did it, but I'm not all that sure.

81 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-05 01:54 [Del]

>>78 That's unfortunate. Was it your father?

82 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-05 09:58 [Del]

>>78
Would you like for me to molerst you too? I'm totally up for it

83 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-06 16:07 [Del]

I tried to have gay sex with my 25 year old autistic, epileptic brother when I was in the 5th grade.

84 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-07 01:29 [Del]

When I tried that, it worked. You a suckass >>83

85 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-07 02:33 [Del]

I threw up on the floor.

86 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-07 16:02 [Del]

I think that Utsuho is really moé.

87 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-07 20:51 [Del]

I'm addicted to energy drinks.

88 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-08 10:15 [Del]

I'm missing a person who never existed.

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91 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-10 21:30 [Del]

Sometimes, I sit to pee.

92 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-11 03:12 [Del]

I have done that too. Sometimes I go poop in urinals.

I only go pee sitting down when I'm going poop.

93 Name: sage : 2010-12-23 18:11 [Del]

i'm a noob and this is my first post here

94 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-25 07:51 [Del]

Sometimes I worry too much how happy my SO is.

95 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-07 01:13 [Del]

I'd bone my cousin.

96 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-07 13:58 [Del]

I write with a pencil in tests you have to write with pens.

97 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-07 23:41 [Del]

I once killed a homeless man.

98 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-12 02:15 [Del]

>>97
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99 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-12 06:54 [Del]

I posted in this thread

100 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-20 14:48 [Del]

>>95
Me too, I'd bone your cousin

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