Let's post our darkest secrets (136)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-22 09:54 [Del]

I'll start: I kissed a boy in 5th grade.

87 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-07 20:51 [Del]

I'm addicted to energy drinks.

88 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-08 10:15 [Del]

I'm missing a person who never existed.

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91 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-10 21:30 [Del]

Sometimes, I sit to pee.

92 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-11 03:12 [Del]

I have done that too. Sometimes I go poop in urinals.

I only go pee sitting down when I'm going poop.

93 Name: sage : 2010-12-23 18:11 [Del]

i'm a noob and this is my first post here

94 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-25 07:51 [Del]

Sometimes I worry too much how happy my SO is.

95 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-07 01:13 [Del]

I'd bone my cousin.

96 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-07 13:58 [Del]

I write with a pencil in tests you have to write with pens.

97 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-07 23:41 [Del]

I once killed a homeless man.

98 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-12 02:15 [Del]

>>97
I kill prostitutes whilst. My occupation is a truck driver. Surprised?

99 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-12 06:54 [Del]

I posted in this thread

100 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-20 14:48 [Del]

>>95
Me too, I'd bone your cousin

101 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-22 11:29 [Del]

I made the necessary arrangements to have sex with a morbidly obese man when I was 15.

(And I would do it again)

102 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-23 12:12 [Del]

>>101
Was it for money?

103 Name: SHINI LASER!!ao/lIQNc : 2011-03-26 12:32 [Del]

I ANALLY RAPED YOUR MUM!!!! THE WHITE BITCH WAS ASKING FOR IT!!!

104 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-29 13:13 [Del]

I am Shini Laser

105 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-03 12:46 [Del]

I print out pictures of a girl I used to stalk and beat off on them.

106 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-03 20:02 [Del]

I like WRASTLING.

107 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-03 21:33 [Del]

>>106
I used to like wrestling.
Hell, I'd still like wrestling if Austin was around.

108 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-04 12:33 [Del]

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          ( ´∀`) < i once left the table
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109 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-05 01:55 [Del]



_________    I let a dog sit on me.
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110 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-05 16:08 [Del]

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < You filthy, loose table!
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
       |   .ノ | || |
      ノく__つ∪∪
    (( 
     ヽつ

111 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-07 12:36 [Del]

>>110
Oh my gosh, a floating tablecat!

112 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-09 05:06 [Del]

>>111
No.

The table is transparent.

113 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-16 18:08 [Del]

I'm addicted to methamphetamine. I spend practically all of my time crying and shooting up. I have also developed gingivitis and I am worried that my teeth will soon fall out. I like to pretend that I don't have a problem when I'm in public. I avoid everybody, and I seem expressionless. I have no idea how this happened, it went from me doing it once a month, to once a week, to about 2-3 times a day. I hate myself for it.

I am 24 and I have never had a girlfriend, nor have I kissed or done anything sexual. The only girl I ever loved turned me down when I was 15 and I could never date anybody else. She is my best friend, and she has a new boyfriend every week, yet she keeps turning me down. I love her, but when I see her with others I feel as if my heart has been dropped from a ten story building. Why can't I just be happy for her?

114 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-16 18:59 [Del]

I enjoy ordering extra sauce.

115 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-16 19:17 [Del]

i love mini giantess

116 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-16 19:33 [Del]

>>113
I'm sorry VIPPER, and I know it may not mean much. If I knew what else to say, I would say it.

117 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-16 20:22 [Del]

>>116
The fact that you did not judge me for my addiction means everything in the world to me.

118 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-17 06:23 [Del]

>>113
I also feel very sorry, but please, please, go talk about it to someone. There are people who care, there are local organizations that will help, but they need to find you before they can do anything for you. You know what this shit will do to you if you don't get clean soon.

119 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-17 18:56 [Del]

>>118
I do have somebody I can talk to. The girl I mentioned harms herself by cutting her wrist, we both talk about our problems together. I have tried to quit. In march I went two weeks without meth... The first four days were absolute torture but then I suddenly felt no desire to take meth again. Gradually and gradually though I kept getting more depressed and felt more anxiety and I couldn't take it anymore. I tried smoking weed which was a good alternative, but I couldn't stand the intoxicating effect it had. The thing with amphetamine is that it not only gets you high, it actually makes your cognitive abilities even stronger... Which makes addiction seem acceptable, but what people don't mention is the crash. When the high is over it leaves you in an extremely depressed and unmotivated state of mind, which I usually avoid by taking even more amphetamine. Long story short, after my two weeks of sobriety I couldn't handle it anymore. I shot up dextroamphetamine and then masturbated for hours, when I crashed I bought a gram of crystal meth.

I just finished chasing a 16th on some tinfoil. I feel awful for giving into my addiction, although part of me doesn't give a shit because I am really high right now. I'm sorry for whining about my problem, VIPPERS. I'm just trying to drown my sorrows in VIP quality.

120 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-18 00:26 [Del]

I once fucked somebody from craigslist.

Not that bad, no AIDS

121 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-18 01:56 [Del]

>>119

Please do not apologize for A) seeking help, even if "help", in this case, is just a place on the internet to discuss your addiction and vent your spleen, nor B) seeking to indulge in some VIP Quality.

But please also go see some sort of organization or professional who can help you. Your friend is invaluable, to be sure, but it does not seem to me that she can help you quit, which you sound like you really want to do.

I'm not going to be maudlin and cheesy and say that we love you, but it sure would suck to lose a VIPPER to an overdose or to homelessness.

122 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-18 06:52 [Del]

I have masturbated on my 7 year old brother while he was sleeping, and have considered spiking his drinks with female hormones so that'd he turn into the little trap that I really want.

123 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-18 07:30 [Del]

I'm getting kicked out of college for the 4th time.

124 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-18 19:34 [Del]

My armpit sweat smells like mint.

125 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-20 01:41 [Del]

>>113
Dude, maybe you should try to do something that keeps you away from drugs.

126 Name: Sulla : 2011-04-20 08:37 [Del]

I lost my anal virginity at the age of 12. I knew what gay sex was at that age. There was this freind of my mum who was gay. I basicly encouraged him to do it. It felt really really good. He was fairly big as well. About 8 inches. He was really gentle the first time. He could barely get it in me. By the 3rd time he was giving it to me really hard. He was making the bed creak and shake. He was fucking me every day for 2 months. He took a break for a few years. When I turned 15 we started screwing again. He got me into fisting, but thats a story for another time.

127 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-20 08:37 [Del]

>>125
I agree! And happy 4/20 everyone!

128 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-20 12:36 [Del]

> happy 4/20 everyone!

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129 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-20 12:37 [Del]

>>128
Oh how did this happen!

Btw post preview doesnt work.

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130 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-20 16:13 [Del]

>>125
Anxiety, Depression, and Social Events are what push me to drugs. Not exactly unavoidable situations.

131 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-20 21:38 [Del]

>>130

So then if, as you say, they're avoidable you have no one to blame but yourself.

Not my fault. I did my best.
I'm in a fucked up situation aswell and never did drugs.
Wash your face and try again.

132 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-20 21:39 [Del]

Never mind that, it's actually my fault.
Fuck this.

133 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-20 21:41 [Del]

Bibamus, moriendum est.
Here's to our demise.

134 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-21 12:30 [Del]

>>133 When I die I want my body sent to hospitals! Live on through other peoples' weaknesses.

135 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-21 17:40 [Del]

>>134
When I die, fuck it I wanna go to hell, 'cause I'm a piece o' shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell. It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goody-goodies, dressed in white- I like black Tims, and black hoodies. God'll probably have me on some real strict shit. No sleepin' all day, no gettin' my dick licked. Hangin' with the goody-goodies, loungin' in paradise, fuck that shit! I wanna tote guns, and shoot dice.

136 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-22 05:26 [Del]

I did 9/11

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