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Let's have some Poop and chat.
●ヽ( ・∀・)ノ● Look at me, I got 2 poops!
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| |´・ω・|| Me too!
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|l￣l||￣ヽJ''J￣|i |i
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣｣ Hahaha! And they told me I had to repair the plumbing!
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（,,・∀・） I am a poop!
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(∩・∀・)＜ Get your poop here! Get them while they're hot!
□……(つ ) ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
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|.メ.は｜ |牛| |カ|. |天|
|ガ .じ｜ | | |ツ| | |
|ウ め｜ |丼| 丼| |丼|
|ン ま.｜
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●●● （・∀・ ） Wow, what a great deal!!
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When children are potty training they are prone to pulling out their poop from their pull ups in their sleep. Children are usually heavy sleepers and they accidentally smear the poop all over themselves and all over their room.
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（＿_） Son, let me teach you about the
（＿＿） 人 cycle of life.
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_＿ （__ﾉ、,） し-Jﾟ
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（＿＿） Poop on flowers!
（,,・∀・) to make them grow!
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●●● Mister Donut Poo-nut
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+｡:.ﾟ(*´∀`)ﾟ.:｡+ﾟ I fell in love with a wonderful woman yesterday.
（ 1/| / ＼ m Unfortunately, she was a poop
| (^8⌒Y＼`ー~ﾉ and I had to flush her down the toilet.
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│大う │ ｳﾝｺｰ!!人/ ::＼
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│売こ.│ ヽ（･∀･＿―― ￣::::＼
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人 ｳﾝｺｰ!.｜！ | ｳﾝｺｰ!! ／￣――――― ＼
（ ） o, ├──┘ o~ （ :::::::::::::::::::::）
（･∀･ ） ヽ（･∀･ ） ヽ（･∀･ ）ﾉﾞ ＼＿＿::::::::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;ノ
U┌ヽ ）□─|￣￣￣|─|￣￣￣|─|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| ～
◎└<‐◎ ￣◎￣ ￣◎￣ ￣￣◎￣￣￣￣￣￣◎￣
Poop Parade coming through!
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∧_∧ what？oh like you've never done that before...
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True story! Let me tell you about my best poop of 2010!
I am too tired to craft the grandiose AA infographics that would be required to accurately convey the excitement and the violence of my narrative, so I will try to paint VIVID MENTAL IMAGES with my typography instead.
Dramatis personæ: Me, and a big pile homemade BLINIS I had gorged on for a WEEK.
So, I hadn't pooped for THREE DAYS.
Every day, I prayed for my loins to be relieved.
But it didn't happen. I suffered so much!
On the morning of the fourth day, I vowed to rid my insides of their curse, by refusing to leave the facilities until I expelled every last chunk!
Suddenly, a miracle happened! Yes! It was there! POOP! Pounds of it. Kilograms of it. Half a bowlful pre-wipe.
I flushed that MOTHERFUCKER.
But it didn't go down.
My poop was still there.
The water was almost overflowing, with a LONG, UNINTERRUPTED tube of POOP floating in a spiral pattern.
So I went behind the house and removed the cover of the drain thingy, not sure how plumbers call the stuff, but as for myself, I call it the filthy poop pit.
It was full of a mixture of SHIT, PISS, and TP CONFETTI. All the dung lingered there like it owned the place.
So I grabbed my hose. I stood at a safe distance and I fired. The foulest smell your mind would never allow you to imagine filled the whole NEIGHBORHOOD.
It took longer than sniping a dragon with a dexterity stat of 10, but I SLEW THE SLIMY SLUDGE.
I grabbed the LONGEST stick I could find and inspected the pipe.
I found ROOTS growing in it.
I didn't bother to call a lumberjack. I just ripped those BITCHES with my GLOVED HANDS.
Then, I flushed again.
~ THE END ~
This thread is full of crap, guys
Carry on.