[Interesting Stories] Poop Thread [Cute AA] (69)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-29 19:00 [Del]

Share your poops thread!

*AA not required

   人
  (___)
 (___)
 ( ・∀・) 
 ( ∪ ∪   
 と__)__)●
Let's have some Poop and chat.

20 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-30 19:09 [Del]

everyyyy boddyyyy POOP NOW!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl_F74xBvkk

21 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-01 01:57 [Del]

 /\___/\
/ /    ヽ ::: \
| (●), 、(●)、 |
|  ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,,   |  I tried to fart...
|   ,;‐=‐ヽ   .:::::|  /
\  `ニニ´  .:::/
/`ー‐--‐‐―´´\
  /\___/\
/        ::\
|           :|
|   ノ   ヽ、   :|   but instead shit my pants
| (●), 、 (●)、.:::|  /
\ ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, ::/
/`ー `ニニ´一''´ \

〜 THE END 〜

22 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-01 03:56 [Del]

>>21
I rate this story ●●●●●●●◯◯◯

23 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-01 06:19 [Del]

I took a poop before I got in the shower.

Then when I got out of the shower...

I had to poop again. ('A`)

24 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-01 09:13 [Del]

>>23
You should have Pooped IN the shower, sir Vipper.

25 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-01 09:23 [Del]

The irony is that this crap-filled thread is the best thread on the front page. So let's serve up more poop!

         ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●     グラ
         ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●
         ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●
         ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●
   ∧__∧  ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●
   (;´・ω・)  ●●●●●●●●●●●●●● グラ
   /ヽ○==○●●●●●●●●●●●●●●
  /  ||_ | ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●    グラ
  し' ̄()) ̄()) ̄())()) ̄()) ̄())()) ̄())

26 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-01 13:46 [Del]

I know a girl that poops on her floor and blames it on her autistic brothers.I know

27 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-01 14:12 [Del]

「QUALITY CONTROL」

 _●_●_●_◎_●_●_●_▲__
(О∴……………………………………∴О)
   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
 ∧∧   It's a crappy job, but somebody has to do it!
( ; ゚д゚) /

29 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-01 15:58 [Del]

☆☆ N4V Update ☆☆

Yeonpyeong island still reeling from odorous Taepodung attack....

       ●
< `∀´>丿 "Great Leader oversees soaring poop output. All glory to Duche ideology! kekekekeke"

30 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-02 17:44 [Del]

I thought I had a fart, but being the precautious person I am I retreated to the restroom, where I let loose a wild flurry of diarrhea.

I'm glad I made the right choice by going to the restroom instead of having just sat in my chair and waited for the non-existant fart to pass.

31 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-02 22:31 [Del]

                 ___
                /     \      _______
               /   / \ \   /
              |    (゚) (゚)   | <  This job is really shitty!
              |     )●(  |   \_______
              \     ▽   ノ
                \__∪ /
              /     ̄ ̄ \ n┌────┐
              | |        | |つ Laxative |
              | |        | |,└────┘
            |⌒\|        |/⌒|
            |   |    |    |   |
            | \ (       ) / |
            |  |\___人____/|   |          ウィーン 
            |  |   ヾ;;;;|    |   |
                    ,lノl|                     ウィーーン
                  人i  ブビュビィッ!!       人i               人i
                 ノ:;;,ヒ=-;、            ノ:;;,ヒ=-;、           ノ:;;,ヒ=-;、
                 (~´;;;;;;;゙'‐;;;)         (~´;;;;;;;゙'‐;;;)          (~´;;;;;;;゙'‐;;;)
               ,i`(;;;゙'―---‐'ヾ       ,i`(;;;゙'―---‐'ヾ       ,i`(;;;゙'―---‐'ヾ
               ヽ;;';ー--―-、'';;;;;゙)      ヽ;;';ー--―-、'';;;;;゙)      ヽ;;';ー--―-、'';;;;;゙)
                `'ー--、_;;;;_;;、-‐′       `'ー--、_;;;;_;;、-‐′      `'ー--、_;;;;_;;、-‐′
   ____        /∵∴∵∴∵∴\      /∵∴∵∴∵∴\      /∵∴∵∴∵∴\
  /∵∴∵∴\     /∵∴l|||,( )( )∴ |     /∵∴l|||,( )( )∴ |     /∵∴l|||,( )( )∴ |
. /∵∴∵∴∵∴\__ .|∵∵/   ○ \| __ |∵∵/   ○ \| __ |∵∵/   ○ \|
/∵∴∴,(・)(・)∴| /  |∵ /  三 | 三 |/   ./|∵ /  三 | 三 | /   |∵ /  三 | 三 |
|∵∵/   ○ \|/   |∵ |   ___|_) .|   / |∵ |   ___|_) .│    |∵ |   ___|_) .|
|∵ /  三 | 三 |   /|∵ |   |┴┴|   |   / |∵ |   |┴┴|   |    |∵ |   |┴┴|   |
|∵ |   __|__  |   / |∵ |   |┬┬|  /  /  .|∵ |   |┬┬|  /   / |∵ |   |┬┬|  /
..\|   \_/ /  /  \|    ̄ ̄  /  /   \|    ̄ ̄  /   /  \|    ̄ ̄  /
  \____/   /    \____/  /     /\____/   ./     \____/
            /    /    /    /     /     /     /     /    /
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
○   ○   ○   ○   ○   ○   ○   ○   ○   ○   ○   ○

32 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-02 22:33 [Del]

I pooped today.

33 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-03 00:05 [Del]

    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
  /     ⌒  ⌒、
  |Y  Y        \
  | |   |        ▼ | 
─┘\/      _人.| 《 I let it out on the sidewalk. Quite refreshing.
          ___ノ
      .
               /´  `フ
         , '' ` ` /      ,!
.        , '      レ   _,  rミ 《 How barbaric!
        ;          `ミ __,xノ゙、
        i     ミ   ; ,、、、、 ヽ、
      ,.-‐!       ミ  i    `ヽ.._,,))
     //´``、     ミ ヽ.    _,,..,,,,,,_
.    | l    ` ーー -‐''ゝ、,,))  〆.. .. .. ...冫 づ
     ヽ.ー─'´)
      ''''''''           

34 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-03 00:53 [Del]

>>32
I can relate to almost everything VIPPER says!

35 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-03 01:15 [Del]

('A`)
ハハ =3
 ≪
    あああ nature calls again

36 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-03 04:12 [Del]

>>30
This happened to me a few hour ago!

37 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-03 15:40 [Del]

           |             ___        |
         | ̄ ̄ ̄|    ̄   /       |        |
             /      /       |   ̄ ̄   |  人
      人     /     /    ___|         (_
     (__)ウンコー____.         |           (__)ウンコー
     (__).   ||\   \ ̄| ̄~|     |          (・∀・ )
    ( ・∀・)   ,||  l ̄ ̄ l  |:[]/\ |       _| ̄ ̄||_)_
   ┌‐ミ つつ/ ̄||/  ̄ ̄/ ,| /)   \|     /旦|――||// /|
   |└ヾ,, ,,|二二二」二二二二 (__)ウンコー\    | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| ̄| │
    ̄||∪∪  | ||     /( ・∀・)/ ̄ ̄/ 、  .| ____ |三|/
―――――――――――<  ( _つ_//WC,/〜' >―――――――――――
      (__)ウンコー   \ {二二} 三三} / __ ____  (_)ウンコー
      ( ・∀・) , ____ \ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄"/ =|   /  / || (__)
     / つ _//       /  \.    /.|  ̄| l ̄ ̄ l    ||(・∀・ )
     し'`|\// UNKO   /    |\/___,| =|  \ ̄ \ ||¬ ⊂ ヽ/
       \}===========}.    |    [二二二二二二二

38 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-03 15:42 [Del]

        人
      /_\
     /   ::( \
    /     :::::::\.  ウンコウマー
     ~)    :::::::;;(~  ∧_∧
    ) \_――(_,+。:.゚(*´∀`)゚.:。+゚
 / ̄――ヽ__/  ∪ :::⊂ )
(    ●  ヽ  /  ●:::::::::::::::)ノ
 \____ヽ/ ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;ノ∪
I love the taste of this thread

39 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-03 16:03 [Del]

私はウンコを食べます

40 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-03 16:08 [Del]

>>39
Vipper, do you like a lot of corn and nuts in your shit?

 (⌒⌒⌒)
  |!_l_|
 (;`・ω・)  ●・⌒)  コロンコロン
 /  : o━ヽニニフ))
 しー-J   人从人

         (⌒⌒⌒)
        |!l__|
        (´・ω・`) 
         (つ●●O
        `u―u´

41 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-03 17:16 [Del]

>>37
Distributed poop platform. You heard it here first - Crapsourcing is the future!

>>40
The Chef's special pièce de resistance, "I've been working on it all day"

42 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-04 16:46 [Del]

                !
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               >     ``‐.`ヽ、  .|、     |
             ゙'.     ,ト `i、  `i、    .、″
                |    .,.:/""  ゙‐,. `    /
             `  .,-''ヽ"`    ヽ,,,、   !
                、,、‐'゙l‐、      .丿 : ':、
               、/ヽヽ‐ヽ、;,,,,,,,,,-.ッ:''`  .,"-、
              ,r"ツぃ丶  ``````   ../  `i、
          ,.イ:、ヽ/ー`-、-ヽヽヽ、−´    .l゙`-、
         _,,l゙-:ヽ,;、、             、、丶  ゙i、,,、
        ,<_ l_ヽ冫`'`-、;,,,、、、、.............,,,,、.-`":    │ `i、
      、、::|、、、ヽ,、、.    ```: : : ```      、.、'`  .|丶、
     .l","ヽ、,"、,"'、ぃ、、,、、、、.、、、.、、、、.,,.ヽ´    l゙  ゙)..
    ,、':゙l:、、`:ヽ、`:、  : `"```¬――'''"`゙^`     : ..、丶  .l゙ `ヽ
   ,i´.、ヽ".、".、"'ヽヽ;,:、........、           、、...,,,、−‘`   、‐   |゙゙:‐,
  ,.-l,i´.、".`ヽ,,,.".`   `゙゙'"`'-ー"``"``r-ー`'":      _.‐′  丿  ,!
 j".、'ヽ,".、".、"`''`ー、.、、、           、.,、..-‐:'''′   .、,:"  丿
 ゙l,""''ヽヽ"`"`  ```゙'''"ヽ∠、、、、ぃ-`''''": `      、../`  ./`
  `'i`ヽヽヽ`''ーi、、、: :                   、.,-‐'`   、/`
   `ヽン'"`  : `~``―ヽ::,,,,,,,,,,.....................,,,,.ー'``^    ,、‐'"`
      `"'゙―-、,,,,..、、                 : ..,、ー'"'`
           : `‘"`―---------‐ヽ``"''''''""

43 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-05 18:16 [Del]

I want a girlfriend that can make a huge ●

44 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-07 06:35 [Del]

>>43
What if her ● was bigger than your ● ?

45 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-07 15:15 [Del]

>>44
would you feel like your ●● were emasculated?

46 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-07 18:27 [Del]

>>45
I get off on that.

47 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-09 14:20 [Del]

         ∧_∧  Here ya go, this poop's on the house.
         (`・ω・´)   シュッ
        (つ   と彡 ./
            /  ./
           /   ./
         /    /
        /      /
      / ///   / ツツー
     /  ●   /
   /       ./

48 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-09 16:08 [Del]

>>47
●ffleboard!

49 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-12 02:16 [Del]

50 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-16 14:25 [Del]

__ノ              |    _
| |                    |  ノ\__ヽ
ヽ二二 ヽ -―人 、       |   \ノ(◎)
_____/ /'(__)ヽ____|
   /  / _(__)∩      \
   |  |/ ( ・∀・ )ノ <Oh hello, can I help you?!
   .\ヽ、∠_ノ\\        \
     .\\::::::::::::::::: \\        \

51 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-16 14:28 [Del]

    人
   (__)
    ('A` )
   (⊃⌒*⌒⊂)
    /_ノωヽゝ
>>50
<Oh yes, I was wondering if you could look at my butthole for awhile.

52 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-16 14:30 [Del]

             人     ♪
       ♪  (__)  ♪
      ♪   (__)
       ヽ(・∀ ・)ノ
       (( ノ(  )ヽ ))
         <  >

             人     ♪
       ♪  (__)  ♪
      ♪   (__)
        (・∀ ・)
         ノ(  )ヽ
         <  >

This thread has reached a sufficient amount of Poop. I can dance now!

53 Name: POOP NIGHTMARES : 2010-12-16 14:34 [Del]

        / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/\
      / ̄ ̄ 人  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\/|
.    _|___.(__)_     |::: |__
   /      (__) ネー    |::::|/|
(○)  人   .(,,・∀・,,) | |__|/  |
.ヽ|〃_.(__)__.(「 と )_|__.|   |  /
 □ (__)  |;;;;;| ̄///|__|/
   .(    ) ウンコーってイイよねー
  ̄ ̄ ̄\ )_/;;;;;;┃|_;;|/
::::::::::::::::::::::|| ┃
::::::::::::::::::::::::|_,) ┃

You're sitting and chatting with a friend at a restaurant, when you suddenly feel the urge to take a huge poop. You politely excuse yourself.

              .:::::::;'                                    ';:::::::.
             :::::::::i                                      l::::::::.
          ::::::::::!                                     i::::::::
            ::::::::::l                                      ';::::::::
  '  ― ―‐ --  」                                     L_:::::
                                                        ̄ ̄ ̄
            __,. -┐
_ ,. -‐ '' ´   :::::::::',                                r::-  _
               :::::::::'、                                  /::::::::   ´` ' 
                ::::::::':、                           ,.:':::::::
                 ::::::::ヽ            人          /:::::::
                ::::::::丶         (__)          ,.::'::::::::::
                 ::::/  ,:、     (___)     _,..:'::::::::::
                  /   ,..':::::::>  (_____)  ... く::::::::::
             /   ,.::::::::    /\ , , /\ `、 \     
              /    ,.∩     / (○)  (○)\.`、  \∩  
          /     , ' l ヽ∩ /   (__人__)    \ ∩ノ j
       /     ,    ヽ ノ |      |::::::|      | ヽ ノ \
       /      , '      | ヽ \     ` ⌒´    / / j    \
    /      , '      \  ̄            ̄  / `、   \
  ./       , '           \              /   `、    \

And unleash a mighty poop!

              人
            .;":゙:,:;
           ,,,;;;゙・_ノ ';;:,;ヽ、
          };;・゚,:;(●),:;(●)
          ヾ;; ;:・゙(_人_),;;;ノ 
        ,,,;;;゙:;';∴ _ノ;;';;:,;ヽ;;、
       }・.;.;,:;',:;'(●),:;',:(●),}  
       ヾ;;;・;; ;:・゙(__人__),;;;:゙ノ 
      ,,,;;;゙;、゙;・゚;゙;;,,_;:`ー' ;;゚;。ヽ 
     i!;;',;;:;,:;';∴_ノ;'';;,;:;,.;'ヽ、_';;;;i
     };;;'';;・.;,:;,:;'(●),:;,:;''(●),:;,;'}
     ヾ;;・,;;;;・;; ;:・゙(__人__),;;;:゙,:;'ノ
       `"・,,゙.;゙;;,,_;:``ー'´ ;;゚;。'

        / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/\
      / ̄ ̄ 人  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\/|
.    _|___.(__)_     |::: |__
   /      (__) ネー    |::::|/|
(○)  人   .(,,・∀・,,) | |__|/  |
.ヽ|〃_.(__)__.(「 と )_|__.|   |  /
 □ (__)  |;;;;;| ̄///|__|/
   .(    ) ウンコーってイイよねー
  ̄ ̄ ̄\ )_/;;;;;;┃|_;;|/
::::::::::::::::::::::|| ┃
::::::::::::::::::::::::|_,) ┃

But when you come back...

          :人:
       :ノ⌒ 丿:
    :_/   ::(:
    :/     :::::::\:
   :(     :::::::;;;;;;;):
   ::\_―― ̄ ̄::::::::::\:
    :ノ ̄     ::::::::::::::::::::::):
    :(     ::::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;):
    :/―――― ̄ ̄::::::::\:    オウ!!オウ!!オウ!!オウ!!
  ::/ ::. _  .:::::::::::::  _::::ヽ_ ::  ゥ,ウンコ〜ッ!、ウンコォ〜!! 
::./ / °ヽ_ヽv /:/ °ヽ::::::ヽ. ::  ウワァァァァァン!  
:/ /.( ̄( ̄__丶 ..( ̄(\  :::::| :
:| .:::::::: )  )/ / tーーー|ヽ)  )  :::| :           ____
. | .::::...(  (..||.    | (  (   ::| :         /⌒  ⌒\
:| :::  )  )| |⊂ニヽ .| ! )  )  ::::| :       ./(● ) (● )\
. | :  (  ( | |  |:::T::::.| (  (   :::::| :      /::::::⌒(__人__)⌒:::::\
:\:  )  )ト--^^^^^┤ )  ) u 丿:      |     |r┬-|     |
  / (  (        (  .(    \/⌒⌒⌒\      `ー'´    /
/  .、.)  )       /  \   / / / /⊂)             \

He/she knows what you were doing in there for so long.

54 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-18 14:32 [Del]

>>53
I rate this story ●●●●●●●●◯◯

55 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-22 13:09 [Del]

I was feeling very tired and out of it.
I suddenly had to take a poop.
After that, I feel awake and ready to tackle the day.

56 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-23 06:25 [Del]

  ) What would happen if I did a poo as fast as light
  ) from my ass hole?
  ) /⌒    ⌒\
  / ( ●)  (●).\ Y⌒Y⌒Y⌒Y⌒Y⌒Y⌒Y⌒丶
/ :::⌒(__人__)⌒::  \
|     |r┬-|      |
\     `ー'´      /
 ノ            \
/´               ヽ                 カ
|    l   l||l 从人 l||l      l||l 从人 l||l   カ    タ
ヽ    -一''''''"~~``'ー--、   -一'''''''ー-、.     タ
ヽ ____(⌒)(⌒)⌒) )  (⌒_(⌒)⌒)⌒))
┌┬┬┐┌┬┬┬┐┌┬┬┬┐┌┬┬┬┐


In fact, the place where you live would disappear from the map.

If a object as big as poo (200 or 300gm.?) moves as fast as light, that will cause a huge shock wave, beyond our imagination.

Moreover, if a thing like that is going to hit the earth surface, then earth is gonna be in serious danger.
Earth gonna be in serious danger because of your poo.

57 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-13 17:18 [Del]

             ∧_∧
              ( *´∀`)
     ∧(⌒⌒ヽ  /  、つ
 o/⌒< ( . プゥ! ゝ(_(__ ⌒)
 と_)__ 丶〜 '´  ∪ (ノ

58 Name: POOP THRONE : 2011-01-15 01:12 [Del]

    п
   //
  //              Hello VIPPER, it is your toilet speaking.
 //            / May I recommend more fibre in your diet?
//
匸 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄)
  |: ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄[
  L.           J
  /:;,.         |_,
|_________\_.

59 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-18 13:52 [Del]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp4QpHrKTfg

About the little mole who wanted to know who pooped on his head

60 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-18 15:58 [Del]

>>59

   人
  (__)
  (__)
 ( __ )
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and have you pooped on my head?
 (つ   つ   
 | | |
 (__)_)

61 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-18 23:10 [Del]

>>60
I must confess: Squeeks, I love the poop out of you!

62 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-25 13:46 [Del]

●ヽ(´・ω・`)ノ●
●ヽ(・ω・` )ノ●
 ●(ω・`ノ●
  (・`ノ● )
  (●  )●
●ヽ(   )ノ●
 ●(   ´)ノ●
  (   ´ノ●
  ( ノ● )
  ●,´・ω)
●ヽ( ´・ω・)ノ●
●ヽ(´・ω・`)ノ●
●ヽ(・ω・` )ノ●
 ●(ω・`ノ●
  (・`ノ● )
  (●  )●
●ヽ(   )ノ●
 ●(   ´)ノ●
  (   ´ノ●
  ( ノ● )
  ●,´・ω)
●ヽ( ´・ω・)ノ●
●ヽ(´・ω・`)ノ●

63 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-12 18:48 [Del]

When the earthquake happened, how many people ●● in their pants?

64 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-15 19:43 [Del]

>>56
It would leave a created double the size of Mexico, and shit I mean shift the Earth off of it's axis a significant amount.

65 Post deleted by user.

66 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-30 13:59 [Del]

My dog couldn't poop for three days and was in pain about it. The veterinary emptied its protruding anus manually today. I did not observe the process, but heard that this much poop was trapped inside:
     
    ●
   ●●●●
  ●●●●●●
 ●●●●●●●●
●●●●●●●●●●

67 Name: VIPPER : 2011-03-30 17:45 [Del]

I was in the shower and I suddenly needed to ●. I just let it out. Since it was almost completely liquid, it went down the drain.

68 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-02 11:55 [Del]

>>67 this is extremely arousing

69 Name: VIPPER : 2011-04-21 14:36 [Del]

●ヽ( ´・ω・)ノ● Today I did a poop the size of a coke can!

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