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Let's have some Poop and chat.
everyyyy boddyyyy POOP NOW!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl_F74xBvkk
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The irony is that this crap-filled thread is the best thread on the front page. So let's serve up more poop!
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I know a girl that poops on her floor and blames it on her autistic brothers.I know
☆☆ N4V Update ☆☆
Yeonpyeong island still reeling from odorous Taepodung attack....
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< `∀´>丿 "Great Leader oversees soaring poop output. All glory to Duche ideology! kekekekeke"
I thought I had a fart, but being the precautious person I am I retreated to the restroom, where I let loose a wild flurry of diarrhea.
I'm glad I made the right choice by going to the restroom instead of having just sat in my chair and waited for the non-existant fart to pass.
I pooped today.
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I love the taste of this thread
私はウンコを食べます
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Vipper, do you like a lot of corn and nuts in your shit?
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This thread has reached a sufficient amount of Poop. I can dance now!
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But when you come back...
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He/she knows what you were doing in there for so long.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp4QpHrKTfg
About the little mole who wanted to know who pooped on his head
When the earthquake happened, how many people ●● in their pants?
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It would leave a created double the size of Mexico, and shit I mean shift the Earth off of it's axis a significant amount.
My dog couldn't poop for three days and was in pain about it. The veterinary emptied its protruding anus manually today. I did not observe the process, but heard that this much poop was trapped inside:
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I was in the shower and I suddenly needed to ●. I just let it out. Since it was almost completely liquid, it went down the drain.
●ヽ( ´・ω・)ノ● Today I did a poop the size of a coke can!