ITT we rhyme with the previous poster's sentence and create a new one. Could be an imperfect rhyme,as in

> I like physics, the part about fission
> UNDER THE MOON LOLI NO ISSHO~

and so forth. assonances and off-kilter syllables count will not be deemed VIP QUALITY.

START

（。々°）/ he's crazy like a fool

Cuz he's seen my swimming pool

If you want to be VIP Quality there's just one rule~

But telling you right now would be way too cruel

This thread is making me drool

My stand is Magician's Red because my name is Abdul.

French for light bulb is «ampoule»

We shall soon bring this under Imperial rule

Why is >>10 such a tool?

He was often picked at school.

Here, rest your backside on this stool

Mating horse and donkey gets you a mule.

>>12
But it won't be good for wool.

I'm unable to finish sentences because you'll

Who but DADDY COOL

Sick of bananas? Have a grape.

YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!

Dumbledore got killed by Snape.

>>18
He was too slow to escape.

And too gay to rape.

Though he did wear a nice cape

the beard? it was taped

and made of hair scraped

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They indeed have a funny shape.

Please destroy that videotape

'Cause in this world everything is about evidence

and you haven't given me insurance

Don't dick around, forensic ain't no bullshit science

And if you disagree, you best be lying.

Bitch please, I ain't buying.

In the world of burgers, I no longer trust the King.

He only brings my colon suffering.

The lack of good rhymes is smothering.

The state of Africa is really bothering.

>>35 can't make worthwhile sentences.

Save thousands on health insurance!

Oh shut up you ponce.

derailing this thread with orange

too bad >>39 didn't know I brought the porridge~

Let's have it surrounded, begin the siege!

The bird flew away, oh woe is me. ;_;

nothing is rhyming. we're approaching to /b/.

I will genocide every bee

As far as can shoot my pee pee

So far that I spat my tea

Suddenly, we're back to /b/.

I shall use my fingers to count up to 3

>>50
NO REPEATS OR I'LL GO INTO A KILLING SPREE

>>52
DO NOT INCUR THE WRATH OF VIPPER >>53

Or he will ram you into a tree!

Rammed, I fall on a bended knee

>>55
That's why you wailed like a manatee?

They punched every conferee ;_;

And let everyone else free.

>>58
under payment of a invitational fee.

and sent them into the sea

Except for >>59, who was summoned to the Holy See.

My new friend is http://cubo.cc

I welcome your new friend with glee.

Mi sento a mio agio qui.

C'est devenu un vrai bordel ici

I respond swiftly like Bruce Lee

ZA WARUDO

MUST DEFEND WITH SECRET JUDO

IT'S A STAND USER ゴゴゴゴゴ

Hello, everyone, my name is VIPPER

In mine country dollars american buy you stripper

But I suggest you spend them all into this flipper

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Part orange, part NIGGER, my name is Tigger

Stop! This is the time of the hammer!

I do not stop, jamming with my jammer

(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）)

>>81-san doesn't make sense.

Please make some at your earliest convenience

This thread needs discipline, we got over with lenience

むだむだむだむだむだむだむだむだむだむだむだむだむだ should be turned into an incense.

This slant rhyme doesn't convey anything in this instance.

This hat is now on clearance!

This is what I see...

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­

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...at the playground!

Wait a fucking minute... do you hear that sound?!

Sounds like the Wiggles are coming to town!

GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

dun dun.

GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

スタープラチナ!

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>>95
無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄ァ！！

Watch me crank dat watch me roll

Nigga, you best pay that toll

But not b'fore you take our poll:
- what is your life's greatest goal?

I want to go to space and do a barrel roll
But that'll never happen, so I'll just eat snow.

- what is the thing that troubles your soul?

Fo' sho

This thread needs more Pujo

- where can I find you taking a stroll?

Click here to take our opinion poll!

i like poop butts asdasdasddasdassdasdasd

punch me in the fart dick

But before that please perform a Dragon Kick.

You know, I really wish one rhyme would stick.

>>109
Hello.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID FELLOW

Talk quietly, don't bellow

My favorite color is red

>>113
Wus rong witchu boy, i say u he ded

si na rite mo

supahman dat ho

C'mon, SAoVQ, that's not the things to show

AAAA is too simple a rhyme scheme IMHO

>>118
Is that really how you pronounce it? I didn't know.

>>119
Me neither, but if it wasn't pronounced that wat, it'd blow : (

In Super Mario Bros 2 you could make earthquakes using blocks labelled ``POW''

And in Golden Sun you leave footprints in the snow.

In Castlevania it's harder to hit the Medusa Head than the Crow.

But when the Crow hits you, you fall down below.

The power? I fight it, row row!

wat

twat

Upon closer inspection, I can tell it's a bat!

My feet don't feel good on this mat.

Your mother is pretty bad in the sack.

no i do not, Jack.

>>138
For this, you will be stretched on a rack.

oh frack!

You must be on crack.

>>140
Battlestar Galactica is the best show ever, mac

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　　 　　　　　 ＼ （　冫、 ）　　　　　 I add BBB
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I sure wish I had not paid Daddycool!

Gonna suicide, brb, fetching rope and stool

Make sure not to forget no tool!

i have lost my precious jewel

No, he left.

He's the one responsible for the theft!

He left my hear bereft!

What about this here predicament Daddy Cool?

They're both crazy like a fool.

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　　　　　　　　　 （　´∀｀）　＜　 Feline on a stool.
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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　/＼＿＿_／ヽ　
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i 　乂-‐　−! i　Sorry, we're all out of beer.
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==　　　THE REI'S DINER　　　　==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

What about it Daddy Cooool?

ABAB has a disconcerting ring

What about it, Daddy Cool?

THIS THREAD HAS GONE TERRIBLY AWRY

THE WORLD! TOKI WO TOMARE. ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA WRYYYY.

I thought this thread could be good: silly meeeee

ORA ET LABORA

>>182
It was going well until 4-chan was DDoSed. Then, like everything else on the internet, it was ruined. Don't feel bad.

>>187

Hello, that's the whole point of a chorus, a rhyme scheme that isn't for retards, and a veritable crescendo of Beethoven quality composition. But no, everyone thinks you have to rhyme with the last line just be cool.

（。々°）/ he's crazy like a fool

>>189
Quality composition does not means VIP Quality­.

Now it's AABB due to your frivolity

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Owls/

This is ow you rhyme with churlity

>>194
I must have watched that 20 times before realizing it was on a loop.

>>195
Weebls stuff is all loops, you goose.

;_; WHY'RE YOU ALL SO MEAN TO MY POOR CABOOSE?!

（　ﾟ ヮﾟ）Because you're not drinking enough juice!

（　ﾟ ヮﾟ）MITTENS AND SEX ARE BETTER THAN BOOTS!

GO BACK TO DQN YOU JEWS

Turn off your caps lock, it serves to confuse.

>>204
I got five in half an hour, too bad that much is no use.

I've heard that Hitler wasn't fond of the Jews.

Hitler was a sensitive man. He hired gay and handicapped officers. He was concerned about overpopulation. If Hitler was alive today, he'd listened to Muse.

I'm watching Blue's Clues.

I'm an alcoholic who can't do anything without booze.

hax my anus

it's contagious

（。々°）/ he's crazy like a delirious

Are the politicians even hearing us?

The sky turned orange

The chicken ate it, they call the stuff free-range

What?

>>219
Don't break the rhyme, or I'll grab your cock!

But you can indulge in minor crime, in the name of rock!

It's getting late, look at the clock!

Sometimes I masturbate into my roommate's sock!

Sometimes I fellate my roommate's cock!

ahhh cmon fuck a guy

These rhymes force me to cry

could've just mispronounced poetrie

This thread has gone terribly awry.

I cannot tie a tie!

I really hope that this shall come to be

'cause that would be DQN-quality

Quality is nowhere to be found in this city

OKKUSENMAN, OKKUSENMAN

Inverted Carcass Necrolyzing the Inverted Necrowitch amidst the Necrovertion of Necrotania in a Can

URUTORAMAN, URUTORAMAN SEBUN

PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN

I GOT FUCKED BY A MAN

Omae wa mō shindeiru.

>>243
FOR BREAKING THE RHYME, I SUGGEST A BAN

>>244
Alternating rhyme scheme, you shrew

I have some candy in my van.

>>246
This intrigues me, my interest grew.

>>248
I'm sleeping in about 20 minutes. I will probably sleep for like four hours. God I hate myself.

>>248
I hate myself too, man.

>>249
Don't hate the groove, dance smooth like an elf.
>>250
All of this conflict reminds me of 'NAM.

Last time I checked, I had five hundred and twelve,
I definitely need to buy more RAM.

What is it? What is it? Sam? Sam? Sam? Ham?
Let the ice fall the the ground,
Hallow the earth to its dusty core.
But I wonder... what is this lamb?
Why is it standing through the floor of sound?
I wonder, thinking this, as I walk through the door.
Sam! To this icy ground on winter, will you delve?
Have you the spirit of the lion? Will you say "I can?"
Will you look through the frost at the icy lamb?
Or is it the fires of the tiger's pound?
The forests are lovely, dark and deep, (see Robert Frost)
But with the tiger burning through the night,
I hid myself in stealth, and ran.

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan

It's stuffy in here, time to turn on the fan.

Whilst I sexually assault my neighbors Renault Megane

The force magic is represented by Zan.

Original poster reporting. I went off to get some tan.

Was this rhyme already used here? Let me scan...

Thats not a very good plan
We vippers are a clever bunch
I'm not sure, but i have a hunch
Anyone who paid Daddy cool
would never be such a fool.

Daddycool is Daddycool
He's Daddycool because he's Daddycool
Everyone knows Daddycool
Just because he's Daddycool
Tomorrow your mom goes back to school.

She'll most probably sit on a stool.

In this lane you must carpool

MUSHIHIMESAMA FUTARI

MATA HARI

BURNING SHIELD ASKARI

FROM PORKSLOPE TURKEYHANDLE, DUMBLEDORE ATARI

WE MIGHT ENGAGE IN A GAME OF WARI

WITH TWO SKILLED FUTANARI

FROM A GIRL WHO USED TO BE A MAN CALLED HARRY

That doesn't rhyme. I'm wary...

That's time we refresh this pantomime.

To see just who can rhyme well

I always wanted to be like Perfect Cell.

Gays are all doomed to go to Hell.

In The Incredible Machine there's a guy named Mel.

There are some sources I must quell.

(Liberally lifted from Emperor.)

Cower when you hear the ghastly knell.

A hex is just a witchier spell

Calm down, there's no reason to yell.

You were suppose to rhyme with pantomime as "well" was an interjection which was not part of the rhyme scheme, also you did not come up with a satisfactory rhyme for orange and for that you will be docked 2 points. I would encourage the distribution of this poem in printed form once a publisher can be secured. In the mean time, I would suggest counting the number of syllables in this post to form an adequate rhyme to the word the.

huh

duh

that's a pitiful brouhaha.

I'm gonna do that seppuku thing, bring my big-ass katana.

I'd suggest my little friend, for I am Tony Montana.

You'd better watch that, comin' atcha; you'd better watch that, comin' atcha; you'd better watch that, comin' atcha; the funky rythmn coming atcha.

then you know I had to gat ya!

Sweet soul brotha, sweet, soul... brotha, sweet soul brotha, sweet s-s-s-oul brotha

Thread dancing, thread undancing

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　　　　　|Д｀)　　　They watch me!
　　　　　|⊂　　　　　I won't dance, I won't sing!
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　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　 （　´∀｀）　＜　I got them monies, I got the bling.
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　　　　　　　/ 　　　 　 .|　　　　　
　　　　　　 / "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
　　　＿＿ |　　　.ノ | || |＿＿
　 .　　　 ノく＿＿つ∪∪　　 ＼
　　　＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
　　 ￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
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　　 ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |

I've fucked more Japanese girls than integers in a commutative ring

Baby, they call me the king

Dinner bell, dinner bell, DING, DING, DING!

if the washrag is wet, give it a wring

if only I had a spoon
~a magical spo on

I'll use my long tensor to fuck you like a monsoon

⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃

I won't help you, I'm not your goon.

We did this already, I remember "typhoon"

Shut the fuck up bitch, and make me a sandwich. My name is Torneko Taloon.

It's for me the sun burns, and for me your vag yearns, but take a hint bitch and wait for your turn

There's this feeling of RAGE I churn...

that post was convicted for being a child abuser.

Don't tell my girlfriend that I'm really a loser

I have finally silenced my main accuser.

I wonder if >>308 was hit by a cruiser.

He accidentally deleted himself because he's a rampant drug user.

Called him the Kaiser

Sharp like an incisor

Manual like a masturbator

A true master orator

Nothing like a vibrator

>>1 is an idiot

Rhyming like a riot

This milkshake is good, you ought to try it.

Your rhyming makes me spit

I just bought Shaq-Fu ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

見た

The wife of Garibaldi was called Anita.

ha haha ha
haha haaaa
hahaha haaaaa~

Rock the casbah'
Rock the casbah~

Ga ga ga ga ga ga GaoGaiGaa~

Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa Panda~

>>1 Is a bu-n~
>>500-san to issho

How does loli feel? I'll never know.

>>332
There's the FBI, you better lay low.

UNDER THE MOON, HA HA YOU THOUGHT I'D SAY SOMETHING ABOUT LOLI WELL NO.

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR NEATO

You're welcome; In Italian, Prego!

UN! DER! FLOW!

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Omnikin GRIS!

hax my ANUS

oh >>540 di'int!

The forecast today: Cold weather, imminent!

Places like this is why I abuse infants.

Beating babies? I shoot pheasants.

Pants.

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　　　　　|⊂　　　　　I can now DANCE !
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>>346 I see you.

Peek-A-Boo

Now I'm gonna sniff some glue

Now I wanna have something to do

I'm too cheap, I think I'm turning into a Jew.

HEY! The Jews aren't too cheap for YOU.

For dinner, I went to The Melting Pot. My God, I love fondue.

I cuddle my privates listening to Motley Crue

Tonight I'm gonna put drugs in the stew.

   ______
  < Moo. >
   ------
         \   ^__^
          \  (oo)\_______
             (__)\       )\/\
                 ||----w |
                 ||     ||

How does food become poo?

Me want snoo snoo

I'LL BRING THE LAW OF NATURE TO YOU!

GURREN KAINA

freunlaven

That's a quote from the Raven?

From tanasinn, no safe haven

SECRET SWORD TWO!

Stop changing the rhyme scheme, you!

Get out, scat, shoo!

（＝ω＝.）　Oh dear, is this my thread? What am I to do?

Threads like these are why I love my basement. I will spend the rest of my life dicking around with my five computers (all running Unix-based OS's), beating off all over myself to futa porn at 2:00 AM and thumbing trough Perl, Assembly and C compsci books, only to leave my house during the week for 7.5 painless daily hours of writing hideous vbscripts and staring off into space. You don't know peace and inner perfection until you've collapsed on the unwashed, mildewed rug in front of your computer with the bowl of cereal you were eating after fapping impulsively for the fifth time today to the same JAV rape/vomit porn avi and knowing that whatever misfortune may visit you in the distant future, you can die happilly knowing nothing need surpass this moment, even though tomorrow will be better but otherwise no different, just like yesterday. I am complete.

I am /g/.

OOPS THE DOG JUST DID A WEE

That's weird for a dog; didn't he just pee?

Your laptop has has nothing on my EEE

You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee

Jawohl, freschly gedriven Schnee

Once again, I welcome him with glee.

Bump from the grave, shitsux, just like me!

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

SHALL WE RENT A DVD

I guess I will have to agree.

> UNDER THE MOON LOLI NO ISSHO~

After 379 posts, I see ITALIAN VIPPER-san said UNDER THE MOON LOLI TO ISSHO~ incorrectly.

>>379
I saw it at the very beginning, I just didn't want to point it you. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

Aren't we having fun?

no is a possessive particle you bum

Ahh, no, dear brother's penis is entering the shameful place of Yuko and will cum!

Arrr, sailors, pour me more rum!

>>379
Yes, I did it on purpose, believe it or not. It was meant to show what kind of imperfections were tolerated.

>>382
I know.

>>384
I heard a girl saying semen was "yum".

>>385
Boy, do I feel dumb.

I do not believe you, you liar, scum!

>>385
That is some expert meta-posting, my boy.

Changing the rhyme isn't something I enjoy.

Someone here is a boozer

Carry copters, sink subs -- that's your Advance Ward cruiser.

Excuse me, captain, but how do I use her?

just stick yo' dick in and plunge that cooter

I tried to evade the army, but everywhere -- that cursed recruiter!

What is it like to eat a hooter?

Sort of like dying in a first-person shooter.

Unless you're good at snooker

She asked if I could book her a hotel room, but I told her if she kept up that sass mouth, I was gonna book her.

BR?

It's only human to err.

But idiotic to derr

Lederhosen ist gut, zehr.

You said you went to it, but where.

"GRUNNUR"

My motheur

That nasty, nasty voyeur

Star Trek VOYAGER

Voyager? I hardly knew her!

If she was drunk then it was rape, sir.

I got bit by a filthy cur.

FUCK OFF I'M BUILDING SHELVING

sudo time man ping

The Bloodlust and the Wring.

This thread is not dead, let me pull the string.

We were defeated by the second inning.

My name is Hong Meiling.

It has the power, it has the bling.

The secret lover of the king fucking the king

I brought my flippy floppies

I'm riding on a dolphin doing flips and shit

Bought me a pizza, shoved dick into it

My poetry about poop is version-controlled with git

Is this thread legit?

Too legit to quit

That's enough, Junior, you've run out of wit.

I'll have you ask again through an affidavit

Man that rhyme was so lame it need crutches

whos rhyming ya callin lame nigga i dont take no shit from u bitches

I got more rhymes than DADDY COOL has got riches

When I'm finished with you VIPPER you'll be needing 500 stitches

I cause more chaos than Windows ME causes glitches

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.

Still, this isn't that abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).

Bitches.

Anyway >>438, please listen to me. I had this terrible itch not long ago, you know, itches?

>>439

Throw them away, like I did to your mom. Cut her throat and left her in the ditches.

For what you've done, you will burn with witches!

Yes! Yes! This is delicious!

-- I say as I pull down my britches

I saw my best friend talking to the po-pos. Man fuck those snitches!

from rags to riches

I'm so bad at baseball I need 100 pitches.

Good thing I found this lamp - the little man inside will give me 3 wishes!

I wish with my first wish to never do dishes!

Man, I when my mom gives me kisses

I am breaking from this rhyming scheme to bring us a VIP Quality love poem

Oh my sweet VIPPER my little VIP Quality love
How I love you so much you will never understand
I would 2GET every thread just to show you my love
I want to bu-n into your heart
I'm like daddycool and your oNlY pAymetn Is tO lOVe Me ;)
I would rather have you even over REI, you are my one true future waifu
You make me so happy I want to LEAP INTO THE AIR
When you say I love you you make me say "omae mona"

HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU

http://img.secretareaofvipquality.net/src/vipper.ogg

now in true voice (no special effects) with a 0.20€ microphone

>>452
OH SHIT >>451 HAS A COMPETITOR FOR MY VIP LOVIN'

This time. we are vippin'

And quicker than a whippin'

What do you mean you haven't paid Daddy Cool are you trippin'?

>>456
Me and my chocolate milk we be sippin'

These rhymes I must admit contain a whole lot of tanasinn

These rhymes are pretty mean

why, >>459, aren't your senses keen

The table for cats must retain a nice sheen

I doubt any of you VIPPERS could beat me at Dr Robotnick's Mean Bean Machine

goddamn i want some poutine.

This is not genuine, but some kind of a routine

>>465's mother was a drug abuser

>>466 are you tellin' a lie or are you some kind of hoser

I USE CAPS LOCK, THE COOL CONTROL CRUISER

>>468
That doesn't make you cool, you anal contuser

>>469
To clarify, contusion is caused by a bruiser

The just must be set looser.

>>472 Posting just to change the rhyme

>>473 is a mime!

Changing the rhyme should be a bannable crime.

>>475 I wish I asked out that dime!

>>476 is coated in slime.

Breaker breaker, what's your co-sign?

Something that needs to be aligned?

ITALIAN VIPPER sure plays fast and loose with the rhymes.

do you have time for a lime?

I did the time, now to commit the crime

oh god, my spine.

Street Fighter III, that's right the third chapter, this game's for real, no blondes and no actors.

I like tractors.

>>486
This is what Italians actually believe.

>>486

I explained it was intentional in >>385

>>487
We have a coolness you'll never achieve.

>>488
This knowledge doth my burden relieve

This thread was quite nice to conceive,
it's so VIP, it's hard to beleive.

If you stop paying him DADDY COOL will ask you to leave

This self-referential poetry does not amuse.
You poetasters should display more ruse.

With rhymes such as those, you're sure to meet abuse

The board of vip quality is that which is choose.

He's not crazy like a fool, just got a few screws loose.

The state of this thread really gives me the blues.

>>497
Sadly, this thread has become old news.

Speak not of golds, for you'll wake the JEWS