ITT we rhyme with the previous poster's sentence and create a new one. Could be an imperfect rhyme,as in
> I like physics, the part about fission
> UNDER THE MOON LOLI NO ISSHO~
and so forth. assonances and off-kilter syllables count will not be deemed VIP QUALITY.
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（。々°）/ he's crazy like a fool
GO BACK TO DQN YOU JEWS
Turn off your caps lock, it serves to confuse.
I've heard that Hitler wasn't fond of the Jews.
Hitler was a sensitive man. He hired gay and handicapped officers. He was concerned about overpopulation. If Hitler was alive today, he'd listened to Muse.
I'm watching Blue's Clues.
I'm an alcoholic who can't do anything without booze.
hax my anus
it's contagious
（。々°）/ he's crazy like a delirious
Are the politicians even hearing us?
The sky turned orange
The chicken ate it, they call the stuff free-range
What?
But you can indulge in minor crime, in the name of rock!
It's getting late, look at the clock!
Sometimes I masturbate into my roommate's sock!
Sometimes I fellate my roommate's cock!
ahhh cmon fuck a guy
These rhymes force me to cry
could've just mispronounced poetrie
This thread has gone terribly awry.
I cannot tie a tie!
Quality is nowhere to be found in this city
OKKUSENMAN, OKKUSENMAN
Inverted Carcass Necrolyzing the Inverted Necrowitch amidst the Necrovertion of Necrotania in a Can
URUTORAMAN, URUTORAMAN SEBUN
PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN
I GOT FUCKED BY A MAN
Omae wa mō shindeiru.
I have some candy in my van.
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I'm sleeping in about 20 minutes. I will probably sleep for like four hours. God I hate myself.
Last time I checked, I had five hundred and twelve,
I definitely need to buy more RAM.
What is it? What is it? Sam? Sam? Sam? Ham?
Let the ice fall the the ground,
Hallow the earth to its dusty core.
But I wonder... what is this lamb?
Why is it standing through the floor of sound?
I wonder, thinking this, as I walk through the door.
Sam! To this icy ground on winter, will you delve?
Have you the spirit of the lion? Will you say "I can?"
Will you look through the frost at the icy lamb?
Or is it the fires of the tiger's pound?
The forests are lovely, dark and deep, (see Robert Frost)
But with the tiger burning through the night,
I hid myself in stealth, and ran.
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
It's stuffy in here, time to turn on the fan.
Whilst I sexually assault my neighbors Renault Megane
The force magic is represented by Zan.
Original poster reporting. I went off to get some tan.
Was this rhyme already used here? Let me scan...
Thats not a very good plan
We vippers are a clever bunch
I'm not sure, but i have a hunch
Anyone who paid Daddy cool
would never be such a fool.
Daddycool is Daddycool
He's Daddycool because he's Daddycool
Everyone knows Daddycool
Just because he's Daddycool
Tomorrow your mom goes back to school.
She'll most probably sit on a stool.
In this lane you must carpool
MUSHIHIMESAMA FUTARI
MATA HARI
BURNING SHIELD ASKARI
FROM PORKSLOPE TURKEYHANDLE, DUMBLEDORE ATARI
WE MIGHT ENGAGE IN A GAME OF WARI
WITH TWO SKILLED FUTANARI
FROM A GIRL WHO USED TO BE A MAN CALLED HARRY
That's time we refresh this pantomime.
To see just who can rhyme well
I always wanted to be like Perfect Cell.
Gays are all doomed to go to Hell.
In The Incredible Machine there's a guy named Mel.
There are some sources I must quell.
(Liberally lifted from Emperor.)
Cower when you hear the ghastly knell.
A hex is just a witchier spell
Calm down, there's no reason to yell.
You were suppose to rhyme with pantomime as "well" was an interjection which was not part of the rhyme scheme, also you did not come up with a satisfactory rhyme for orange and for that you will be docked 2 points. I would encourage the distribution of this poem in printed form once a publisher can be secured. In the mean time, I would suggest counting the number of syllables in this post to form an adequate rhyme to the word the.
huh
duh
that's a pitiful brouhaha.
I'm gonna do that seppuku thing, bring my big-ass katana.
I'd suggest my little friend, for I am Tony Montana.
You'd better watch that, comin' atcha; you'd better watch that, comin' atcha; you'd better watch that, comin' atcha; the funky rythmn coming atcha.
then you know I had to gat ya!
Sweet soul brotha, sweet, soul... brotha, sweet soul brotha, sweet s-s-s-oul brotha
Thread dancing, thread undancing
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I've fucked more Japanese girls than integers in a commutative ring
Baby, they call me the king
Dinner bell, dinner bell, DING, DING, DING!
if the washrag is wet, give it a wring
if only I had a spoon
~a magical spo on