ITT we rhyme with the previous poster's sentence and create a new one. Could be an imperfect rhyme,as in
> I like physics, the part about fission
> UNDER THE MOON LOLI NO ISSHO~
and so forth. assonances and off-kilter syllables count will not be deemed VIP QUALITY.
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（。々°）/ he's crazy like a fool
Unless you're good at snooker
She asked if I could book her a hotel room, but I told her if she kept up that sass mouth, I was gonna book her.
BR?
It's only human to err.
But idiotic to derr
Lederhosen ist gut, zehr.
You said you went to it, but where.
"GRUNNUR"My motheur
That nasty, nasty voyeur
Star Trek VOYAGER
Voyager? I hardly knew her!
If she was drunk then it was rape, sir.
I got bit by a filthy cur.
FUCK OFF I'M BUILDING SHELVING
sudo time man ping
The Bloodlust and the Wring.
This thread is not dead, let me pull the string.
We were defeated by the second inning.
My name is Hong Meiling.
It has the power, it has the bling.
The secret lover of the king fucking the king
I brought my flippy floppies
I'm riding on a dolphin doing flips and shit
Bought me a pizza, shoved dick into it
My poetry about poop is version-controlled with git
Is this thread legit?
Too legit to quit
That's enough, Junior, you've run out of wit.
I'll have you ask again through an affidavit
Man that rhyme was so lame it need crutches
whos rhyming ya callin lame nigga i dont take no shit from u bitches
I got more rhymes than DADDY COOL has got riches
When I'm finished with you VIPPER you'll be needing 500 stitches
I cause more chaos than Windows ME causes glitches
On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.
Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.
Still, this isn't that abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).
Bitches.
Anyway >>438, please listen to me. I had this terrible itch not long ago, you know, itches?
Throw them away, like I did to your mom. Cut her throat and left her in the ditches.
For what you've done, you will burn with witches!
-- I say as I pull down my britches
I saw my best friend talking to the po-pos. Man fuck those snitches!
from rags to riches
I'm so bad at baseball I need 100 pitches.
Good thing I found this lamp - the little man inside will give me 3 wishes!
I wish with my first wish to never do dishes!
Man, I when my mom gives me kisses
I am breaking from this rhyming scheme to bring us a VIP Quality love poem
Oh my sweet VIPPER my little VIP Quality love
How I love you so much you will never understand
I would 2GET every thread just to show you my love
I want to bu-n into your heart
I'm like daddycool and your oNlY pAymetn Is tO lOVe Me ;)
I would rather have you even over REI, you are my one true future waifu
You make me so happy I want to LEAP INTO THE AIR
When you say I love you you make me say "omae mona"
HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU
http://img.secretareaofvipquality.net/src/vipper.ogg
now in true voice (no special effects) with a 0.20€ microphone
This time. we are vippin'
And quicker than a whippin'
What do you mean you haven't paid Daddy Cool are you trippin'?
These rhymes I must admit contain a whole lot of tanasinn
These rhymes are pretty mean
The table for cats must retain a nice sheen
I doubt any of you VIPPERS could beat me at Dr Robotnick's Mean Bean Machine
goddamn i want some poutine.
This is not genuine, but some kind of a routine
I USE CAPS LOCK, THE COOL CONTROL CRUISER
The just must be set looser.
Changing the rhyme should be a bannable crime.
Breaker breaker, what's your co-sign?
Something that needs to be aligned?
ITALIAN VIPPER sure plays fast and loose with the rhymes.
do you have time for a lime?
I did the time, now to commit the crime
oh god, my spine.
Street Fighter III, that's right the third chapter, this game's for real, no blondes and no actors.
I like tractors.
This thread was quite nice to conceive,
it's so VIP, it's hard to beleive.
If you stop paying him DADDY COOL will ask you to leave
This self-referential poetry does not amuse.
You poetasters should display more ruse.
With rhymes such as those, you're sure to meet abuse
The board of vip quality is that which is choose.
He's not crazy like a fool, just got a few screws loose.
The state of this thread really gives me the blues.
Speak not of golds, for you'll wake the JEWS