ITT we make VIP QUALITY rhymes - [POETRY] (499)

1 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-06-14 03:41 [Del]

ITT we rhyme with the previous poster's sentence and create a new one. Could be an imperfect rhyme,as in

> I like physics, the part about fission
> UNDER THE MOON LOLI NO ISSHO~

and so forth. assonances and off-kilter syllables count will not be deemed VIP QUALITY.

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(。々°)/ he's crazy like a fool

101 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-09 14:35 [Del]

- what is the thing that troubles your soul?

102 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-10 07:02 [Del]

The night of despair, black as coal

103 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-10 08:57 [Del]

Fo' sho

104 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-10 12:39 [Del]

This thread needs more Pujo

105 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-10 12:42 [Del]

- where can I find you taking a stroll?

106 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-10 16:00 [Del]

Click here to take our opinion poll!

107 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-10 21:09 [Del]

i like poop butts asdasdasddasdassdasdasd

punch me in the fart dick

108 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-11 10:04 [Del]

But before that please perform a Dragon Kick.

109 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-11 15:35 [Del]

You know, I really wish one rhyme would stick.

110 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-11 15:47 [Del]

>>109
Hello.

111 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-11 16:14 [Del]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID FELLOW

112 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-11 20:26 [Del]

Talk quietly, don't bellow

113 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-12 06:41 [Del]

My favorite color is red

114 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-12 11:26 [Del]

>>113
Wus rong witchu boy, i say u he ded

115 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-12 20:19 [Del]

si na rite mo

116 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-13 13:59 [Del]

supahman dat ho

117 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-07-18 12:46 [Del]

C'mon, SAoVQ, that's not the things to show

118 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-18 14:25 [Del]

AAAA is too simple a rhyme scheme IMHO

119 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-18 14:37 [Del]

>>118
Is that really how you pronounce it? I didn't know.

120 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-18 14:58 [Del]

>>119
Me neither, but if it wasn't pronounced that wat, it'd blow : (

121 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-18 15:53 [Del]

In Super Mario Bros 2 you could make earthquakes using blocks labelled ``POW''

122 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-18 17:46 [Del]

And in Golden Sun you leave footprints in the snow.

123 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-19 01:04 [Del]

In Castlevania it's harder to hit the Medusa Head than the Crow.

124 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-19 03:37 [Del]

But when the Crow hits you, you fall down below.

125 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-19 09:51 [Del]

Nuclear power gives us a healthy glow

126 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-19 10:01 [Del]

The power? I fight it, row row!

127 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-20 03:10 [Del]

wat

128 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-20 04:14 [Del]

twat

129 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-20 10:27 [Del]

On your head is a very fancy hat

130 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-20 13:43 [Del]

Upon closer inspection, I can tell it's a bat!

131 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-20 15:18 [Del]

My feet don't feel good on this mat.

132 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-20 23:51 [Del]

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < hello i am table cat
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

133 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-21 02:07 [Del]


          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < COOL FREE RINGTONES! Claymore, Bible Black.
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

134 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-21 05:57 [Del]

We recruit expert programmers knowledgeable in all the J2EE stack.

135 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-21 06:54 [Del]

Vacate the premises, you lowly PR flack

136 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-21 22:13 [Del]

Your mother is pretty bad in the sack.

137 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-21 22:22 [Del]

do you like snack packs?

138 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-22 03:04 [Del]

no i do not, Jack.

139 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-22 17:24 [Del]

>>138
For this, you will be stretched on a rack.

140 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-23 01:08 [Del]

oh frack!

141 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-23 02:17 [Del]

You must be on crack.

142 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-23 02:24 [Del]

>>140
Battlestar Galactica is the best show ever, mac

143 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-23 12:53 [Del]

SUDDENLY, TIME DISTORTIONNNNNNNNn(。々°)/ he's crazy like a fool

144 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-23 14:18 [Del]

    ⊂_ヽ、
      .\\  /⌒\
         \ ( 冫、 )      I add BBB
          > ` ⌒ヽ      to my mana pool.
         /    へ \
        /    /   \\
        レ  ノ     ヽ_つ
        /  /         ・*.・:
       /  /|          :。 *.・
       ( ( 、          .*:☠。:’☠
       |  |、 \        。・.*・; ・*
       | / \ ⌒l       ; ・。;☠ ・.
       | |   ) /      ・☠ *_,,..,,,,_ ☠。*・
      ノ  )   し'       。・*./ ,' ☠  `ヽーっ*
     (_/          。・*.;l   ☠ ⌒_☠ ’☠
                    .  `'ー---‐'''''"

145 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-23 14:38 [Del]

I sure wish I had not paid Daddycool!

146 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-23 15:45 [Del]

Gonna suicide, brb, fetching rope and stool

147 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-23 16:49 [Del]

Make sure not to forget no tool!

148 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-23 22:36 [Del]

i have lost my precious jewel

149 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-23 23:15 [Del]

would you like to ride my mule?

150 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-24 01:38 [Del]

AGAIN, TIME DISTORTIONNNNNNNNn(。々°)/ he's crazy like a fool

151 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-24 02:17 [Del]

Who, DADDY COOL?

152 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-24 02:28 [Del]

No, he left.

153 Name: DETECTIVE VIPPER : 2008-07-24 07:13 [Del]

He's the one responsible for the theft!

154 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-24 08:58 [Del]

He left my hear bereft!

155 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-24 14:45 [Del]

OH LORD, TIME DISTORTIONNNNNNNNn(。々°)/ he's crazy like a fool

156 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-24 15:17 [Del]

What about this here predicament Daddy Cool?

157 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-24 16:15 [Del]



               -― ̄ ̄ ` ―--  _
          , ´         ,    ~  ̄" ー  _
        _/          / ,r    u      ` 、
       , ´           / /  J   ,ヘ  u      ヽ
    ,/   ,|           / /       ○        ,/
   と,-‐ ´ ̄          / /   r(   `'    J く
  (´__   、        / /   `(   ,ヘ  u     ヽ
       ̄ ̄`ヾ_      し   u┃    ○  J     _>
          ,_  \  J         ┃   `' __   -‐ ´
        (__  ̄~" __ , --‐一~;;;:".. ̄
           ̄ ̄ ̄      *・∴:∵:*::
                   ・:::・: *∴・* :*

              B A D ­ -­­ E N D I N G . . .

(。々°)/ he's crazy like a fool

158 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-24 19:09 [Del]

I'm crazy like a fool

159 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-24 20:02 [Del]

They're both crazy like a fool.

160 Name: ITALIAN STRIPPER : 2008-07-25 04:08 [Del]

This thread was derailed by a fool

161 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 05:56 [Del]

To post in this thread, you'd truly have to be a fool

162 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 08:17 [Del]

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) <  Feline on a stool.
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ .|.イ |
  ___|    .ノ | || |_
  .\  ノく__つ∪∪ \
  | |\((_______\
  | |\ヽつ  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | ̄
     | | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |
      | |          | |

163 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 09:11 [Del]

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < My real name is Tabitha Catherine
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

164 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 09:13 [Del]

                   /\___/ヽ 
                  /''''''   '''''':::::::\
                 . |(●),   、(●)、.:| +
                 |   ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, .::::|  Will never be VIP Quality as DADDY COOL
               .   |   `-=ニ=- ' .:::::::| +
                  \  `ニニ´  .:::::/     +
          _ -‐ ''"   / ヽ、ニ__ ーーノ゙!\    ゙̄ー- 、
         ハ       /   |ヽ ̄ ̄//  ヽ        ハ  +
         |  ヽ      く     ! .>ーく /     >      / !
           |   |     _>  レ'-、 r‐/   <_      /  !
          .∧   !    ヽ     | 厂L/     /     i  .∧
       / \  |     \   ∨  !    /      | / ハ
       ハ   ヽ |      ヽ    !  |   /      |   /ヽ
      /  \   |      ヽ.  | ./  /       |   // \
     /     \ |       \ ∨  /          | /- '    ヽ
     /, -──‐-ミ」        , ‐''二二⊃、       |/  / ̄ ̄`ヽ!
    レ′   ̄ ̄ ̄`ー─---、_/ ′二ニヽ' \--──┴'' ̄ ̄ ヽ   |

165 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 09:18 [Del]

        /⌒ヽ    
       /(●)(●)   Excuse me may not rhyme through here
       | トェェェイ/   
       | /`ニニ´    
       // | |      
      U  .U   
 _,,..-―'"⌒"~ ̄"~⌒゙゙"'''★                
゙~,,,....-=-‐√"゙゙T"~ ̄Y"゙=ミ
T  |   l,_,,/\ ,,/l  |
,.-r '"l\,,j  /  |/  L,,,/
,,/|,/\,/ ,|\_,i,,,/ /
V\ ,,/\,|  ,,∧,,|/

166 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 10:34 [Del]

        /⌒ヽ    
       /(●)(●)   Excuse me may I have a beer
       | トェェェイ/   
       | /`ニニ´    
       // | |      
      U  .U   
 _,,..-―'"⌒"~ ̄"~⌒゙゙"'''★                
゙~,,,....-=-‐√"゙゙T"~ ̄Y"゙=ミ
T  |   l,_,,/\ ,,/l  |
,.-r '"l\,,j  /  |/  L,,,/
,,/|,/\,/ ,|\_,i,,,/ /
V\ ,,/\,|  ,,∧,,|/

167 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 15:05 [Del]

               /⌒丶        /⌒\
              /´   ヽ      /、   ヽ
              | /    .\ │ / /    |  
          .    |     .| / ̄\  | .    |  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
              |     ─( ゚ ∀ ゚ )─ノ    ,|< This thread is pretty queer
          .    |     | \_/      丿  \______
              ノヽ`   ノ/ │ \ `   /
             / ξ,/ソ          \ /
            (       ,/    `´   |ミ
             \   イ  ´         |
              \  ヽ \    八  ノ
                ヽ    ` ー ´人` /
                 \     / ´,、ヽノ
                ノ⌒    /      |
               /            ノ_
               | ノ     ヽ.     \
            /⌒l |.               \
            /  l,丿 ,       ∩       \
           |  /  ´       ω         \
          丿 /   ,     ./   ヽ   ヽ    |
         /  |,   |    /      )\      ヽ
         ヽ ノ    ヽ__,/      . (  _\_     |
         (_))|___,/          ()))ヽ、__/

168 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 15:48 [Del]

(。々°)/ he's crazy like a fool

169 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 17:08 [Del]


    ..∧_∧
  ≡ .( ・∀・ )This thing could be easier to steer!
  -=( つ┯つ
 -=≡/  / //
.-=≡(__)/ )
  ,-= (◎) ̄))

170 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 18:25 [Del]

(。々°)/ he's crazy like a fool­

171 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 18:29 [Del]

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i Sorry, we're all out of beer.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

172 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 19:00 [Del]

What about it Daddy Cooool?

173 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 19:30 [Del]

    ..∧_∧
  ≡ .(。々° ) I HAVE ASSBURGERS I CANNOT CONTROL THIS CRAZY THING.
  -=( つ┯つ
 -=≡/  / //
.-=≡(__)/ )
  ,-= (◎) ̄))

174 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 20:26 [Del]

    ..∧_∧
  ≡ .(。々° ) he's crazy like a fool
  -=( つ┯つ
 -=≡/  / //
.-=≡(__)/ )
  ,-= (◎) ̄))

175 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 23:20 [Del]

ABAB has a disconcerting ring

176 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 23:21 [Del]

What about it, Daddy Cool?

177 Name: D A D D Y C O O L : 2008-07-26 01:27 [Del]

he s crAZy likea foOl ;)

                                  /\___/ヽ          
    (.`ヽ(`> 、                      /'   '::::: 
     `'<`ゝr'フ\                  +  | (●),  、(●)、.:| +  
  ⊂コ二Lフ^´  ノ, /⌒)             .    |  ,,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, .:::| 
  ⊂l二L7_ / -ゝ-')´                .+ |   `-=ニ=- ' .::::::| + .    
       \_  、__,.イ\           +     \   `ニニ´  .::/    + 
        (T__ノ   Tヽ        , -r'⌒! ̄ `":::7ヽ.`- 、   ./|  . 
         ヽ¬.   / ノ`ー-、ヘ<ー1´|  ヽ | :::::::::::::ト、 \ ( ../ ヽ   

178 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-26 03:58 [Del]

THIS THREAD HAS GONE TERRIBLY AWRY

179 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-26 04:23 [Del]

>>178
AWRY... like a fool?!

180 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-26 05:34 [Del]

THE WORLD! TOKI WO TOMARE. ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA WRYYYY.

181 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-26 12:16 [Del]

so ronery ;_;

182 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-07-26 13:31 [Del]

I thought this thread could be good: silly meeeee

183 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-26 15:04 [Del]

>>180
Dio says MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA, not ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!

Are you...

(。々°)/ Crazy like a fool?

184 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-26 15:44 [Del]

ORA ET LABORA

185 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-27 01:19 [Del]

I like to sing-a

186 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-27 01:49 [Del]

>>182
It was going well until 4-chan was DDoSed. Then, like everything else on the internet, it was ruined. Don't feel bad.

187 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-27 01:52 [Del]

>>182
I'm sorry, it was me who ruined this thread with the constant "crazy like a fool" sputtering.

I wish I could take it back, but now I am forced to live with a tarnished reputation.

P-please... forgive me, ITALIAN VIPPER-san...

188 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-27 05:32 [Del]

Don't worry, we'll give you a standing ovation.

189 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-27 12:13 [Del]

>>187

Hello, that's the whole point of a chorus, a rhyme scheme that isn't for retards, and a veritable crescendo of Beethoven quality composition. But no, everyone thinks you have to rhyme with the last line just be cool.

190 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-28 04:23 [Del]

(。々°)/ he's crazy like a fool

191 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-28 09:36 [Del]

>>189
Quality composition does not means VIP Quality­.

192 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-28 11:54 [Del]

Now it's AABB due to your frivolity

193 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-28 13:00 [Del]

This thread will fade into obscurity

194 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-29 01:38 [Del]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Owls/

This is ow you rhyme with churlity

195 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-29 03:16 [Del]

>>194
I must have watched that 20 times before realizing it was on a loop.

196 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-29 20:06 [Del]

>>195
Weebls stuff is all loops, you goose.

197 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-29 20:41 [Del]

>>195
Hang yourself with a fucking noose.

198 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-30 00:36 [Del]

;_; WHY'RE YOU ALL SO MEAN TO MY POOR CABOOSE?!

199 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-30 09:30 [Del]

( ゚ ヮ゚)Because you're not drinking enough juice!

200 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-30 14:55 [Del]

( ゚ ヮ゚)MITTENS AND SEX ARE BETTER THAN BOOTS!

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