ITT we rhyme with the previous poster's sentence and create a new one. Could be an imperfect rhyme,as in

> I like physics, the part about fission
> UNDER THE MOON LOLI NO ISSHO~

and so forth. assonances and off-kilter syllables count will not be deemed VIP QUALITY.

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（。々°）/ he's crazy like a fool

Cuz he's seen my swimming pool

If you want to be VIP Quality there's just one rule~

But telling you right now would be way too cruel

This thread is making me drool

My stand is Magician's Red because my name is Abdul.

French for light bulb is «ampoule»

We shall soon bring this under Imperial rule

Why is >>10 such a tool?

He was often picked at school.

Here, rest your backside on this stool

Mating horse and donkey gets you a mule.

>>12
But it won't be good for wool.

I'm unable to finish sentences because you'll

Who but DADDY COOL

Sick of bananas? Have a grape.

YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!

Dumbledore got killed by Snape.

>>18
He was too slow to escape.

And too gay to rape.

Though he did wear a nice cape

the beard? it was taped

and made of hair scraped

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They indeed have a funny shape.

Please destroy that videotape

'Cause in this world everything is about evidence

and you haven't given me insurance

Don't dick around, forensic ain't no bullshit science

And if you disagree, you best be lying.

Bitch please, I ain't buying.

In the world of burgers, I no longer trust the King.

He only brings my colon suffering.

The lack of good rhymes is smothering.

The state of Africa is really bothering.

>>35 can't make worthwhile sentences.

Save thousands on health insurance!

Oh shut up you ponce.

derailing this thread with orange

too bad >>39 didn't know I brought the porridge~

Let's have it surrounded, begin the siege!

The bird flew away, oh woe is me. ;_;

nothing is rhyming. we're approaching to /b/.

I will genocide every bee

As far as can shoot my pee pee

So far that I spat my tea

Suddenly, we're back to /b/.

I shall use my fingers to count up to 3

>>50
NO REPEATS OR I'LL GO INTO A KILLING SPREE

>>52
DO NOT INCUR THE WRATH OF VIPPER >>53

Or he will ram you into a tree!

Rammed, I fall on a bended knee

>>55
That's why you wailed like a manatee?

They punched every conferee ;_;

And let everyone else free.

>>58
under payment of a invitational fee.

and sent them into the sea

Except for >>59, who was summoned to the Holy See.

My new friend is http://cubo.cc

I welcome your new friend with glee.

Mi sento a mio agio qui.

C'est devenu un vrai bordel ici

I respond swiftly like Bruce Lee

ZA WARUDO

MUST DEFEND WITH SECRET JUDO

IT'S A STAND USER ゴゴゴゴゴ

Hello, everyone, my name is VIPPER

In mine country dollars american buy you stripper

But I suggest you spend them all into this flipper

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Part orange, part NIGGER, my name is Tigger

Stop! This is the time of the hammer!

I do not stop, jamming with my jammer