ITT we make VIP QUALITY rhymes - [POETRY] (499)

1 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-06-14 03:41 [Del]

ITT we rhyme with the previous poster's sentence and create a new one. Could be an imperfect rhyme,as in

> I like physics, the part about fission
> UNDER THE MOON LOLI NO ISSHO~

and so forth. assonances and off-kilter syllables count will not be deemed VIP QUALITY.

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iBXj/ he's crazy like a fool

481 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-10 11:22 [Del]

do you have time for a lime?

482 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-10 16:03 [Del]

I did the time, now to commit the crime

483 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-10 20:27 [Del]

oh god, my spine.

484 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-10 21:53 [Del]

Street Fighter III, that's right the third chapter, this game's for real, no blondes and no actors.

485 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-10 23:01 [Del]

I like tractors.

486 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-10 23:47 [Del]

>>1
> UNDER THE MOON LOLI NO ISSHO~

Isn't it supposed to be LOLI *TO* ISSHO ?

487 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-10 23:58 [Del]

>>486
This is what Italians actually believe.

488 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2009-05-11 07:52 [Del]

>>486

I explained it was intentional in >>385

>>487
We have a coolness you'll never achieve.

489 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-11 16:32 [Del]

>>488
This knowledge doth my burden relieve

490 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-14 08:01 [Del]

This thread was quite nice to conceive,
it's so VIP, it's hard to beleive.

491 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-14 16:16 [Del]

If you stop paying him DADDY COOL will ask you to leave

492 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-14 18:32 [Del]

>>488
What a shoddy excuse.

493 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-14 19:12 [Del]

This self-referential poetry does not amuse.
You poetasters should display more ruse.

494 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-15 03:40 [Del]

With rhymes such as those, you're sure to meet abuse

495 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training. : 2009-05-15 06:47 [Del]

The board of vip quality is that which is choose.

496 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-15 09:48 [Del]

He's not crazy like a fool, just got a few screws loose.

497 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2009-09-02 05:07 [Del]

The state of this thread really gives me the blues.

498 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-02 06:41 [Del]

>>497
Sadly, this thread has become old news.

499 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-02 18:25 [Del]

Speak not of golds, for you'll wake the JEWS

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