Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [Part 3] (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2008-10-22 13:36 [Del]

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852 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 01:24 [Del]

>>851
Come on now, VIPPER.

We both know you don't have anything better to do.

853 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 03:38 [Del]

LUCK

854 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 04:01 [Del]

Bumping and not posting some silly shenanigans.

855 Name: PETA renames Fish to "Sea Kittens" : 2009-01-11 09:07 [Del]

A CAMPAIGN to rename fish as "sea kittens" in order to improve their image has been ridiculed by the Federal Opposition.

Outspoken animal rights group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is using the "sea kitten" name as part of its push to restrict fishing.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24891309-29277,00.html

856 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 11:37 [Del]

It surely is stressful to analyse every post before posting it in search for anything that would be found by Google by a friend searching for my "secret meeting place" for over six months.

857 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 11:42 [Del]

>>855
Hahaha what

858 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 11:43 [Del]

>>856
Why are you so paranoid?

859 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 12:08 [Del]

>>855
The next big meme will be lolfish

860 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 12:11 [Del]

>>858
He's not really VIP Quality . . .

861 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 12:35 [Del]

>>859
I support this.

862 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 13:09 [Del]

>>861
I do not. I do not support anything that has "lol" it its name.

863 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 14:31 [Del]

>>862
What about "loli"?

864 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 14:54 [Del]

Or "cololrectal cancer"?

865 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 16:25 [Del]

-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
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N______,;~'_____________'~;,__________________________N fucking
S____,;_____VIP FUCKING____;,_________________S sucks
A___;___SUCKS, YOU FUCKING____;________A
N__,'______SAOVQ RETARDS.____',___________N DADDYCOOL
E_,;___GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD___;,_______E is a
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I_l__~__,-~~~^~,_l_,~^~~~-,__~__l_________________I fucking
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S__l___l_ (o) _/_l_\_______!___l___________________S
T__.~__(__,.--"_.^._"--.,__)__~.__________________T DADDYCOOL
-__l_____---;'_/_l_\_`;---_____l_________________- is a
-___\__._______V.^.V___((oo))./_________________- cocksucker
I__O_VI_\________________ll_IV_________________O_I
N_____I_lT~\___!___!___/~ll_I_____________________N VIP
S_____I_l`IIII_I_I_I_IIIIll_I__o_____________________S fucking
A_O___I__\,III_I_I_I_III,ll_I_______________________A sucks
N______\___`----------'__ll/____o__________N
E____O___\___._______.___ll_______________________E DADDYCOOL
-_________\..___^____../(_l___O__________________- is a
P_________/_^___^___^_/__ll\____________________P cocksucker
R_O______/`'-l l_l l-';__ll_l___O________________R
I_______;_`'=l l_l l='__/ll_l________________________I
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S_______l\___\ l_l l__;__ll_l__O___________________S was good
T__o____l_\___ll=l l==\__ll_l_____________________T in bed, she
-____o__l_/\_/\l_l l__l`-ll_/____________________- grunts like
-_______'-l_`;'l_l l__l__ll_____O____________________- an ape.
I_O_______l__l l_l l__l__ll___________________________I
N____O____l__l+l_l+l__l__ll___O___________________N DADDYCOOL
S_________l__"""_"""__l__ll_____________________S is a
A__O______l____o_o____l__ll____O________________A cocksucker
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-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN

866 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-11 17:37 [Del]

>>865
what

867 Post deleted by user.

868 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 00:58 [Del]

Oh man, another exam coming today. Why won't they just leave me alone.

869 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 01:03 [Del]

I am clinically depressed.

870 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 01:15 [Del]

>>869
I'm not clinically diagnosed, but I'm pretty certain I'm depressed as well.

871 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 03:01 [Del]

>>870
That makes three of us.

872 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 04:04 [Del]

(´・ω・`)

873 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 05:10 [Del]

CHEER UP DAMNIT

874 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 06:25 [Del]

Either of you depressed VIPPERs want to form a suicide club?

875 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 07:55 [Del]

Life is beautiful.

876 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 08:29 [Del]

Well I'm clinically hungry.

877 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 13:57 [Del]

>>873
Easier said than done ('A`;)

878 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 14:28 [Del]

SHE LOVES ME

879 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 14:39 [Del]

wtf is "PRINGLESTINE SOLIDARITYJUICE"

880 Name: fitting!FkkSw2yL9c : 2009-01-12 15:21 [Del]

>>879 where have you been

881 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 16:44 [Del]

>>880
You are not VIPPER what are you doing here

882 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 18:06 [Del]

>>878
Congrats(?)

883 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 20:46 [Del]

Does anyone honestly bamppu~ this one every time?

884 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 20:51 [Del]

>>878
I ENVY YOU

885 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 21:25 [Del]

>>883
Yes.

886 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 21:52 [Del]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7atHWs1DtAI
Holy shit I love Kago Ai now. She was a NEET for a whole year (inadvertently but STILL).

887 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 22:41 [Del]

>>886
She's pretty cute!

888 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-12 23:49 [Del]

>>883
I already put my raptop in my bag, when I realised that I hadn't bumped this today. So I unpacked it, turned it on and here I am.

889 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 00:03 [Del]

>>886
Hello arousing female.

890 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 06:04 [Del]

891 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 09:37 [Del]

Oh man, she said he

892 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 12:27 [Del]

>>882,884
No, that's creepy. For the last month I've been thinking that she was looking at my friend I'm always with, but today she said hi and smiled at me, when I was completely alone, TWICE. Man, this is creepy. I mean, I am not even handsome.( ゚Д゚)

893 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 13:23 [Del]

it's spreading

894 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 16:56 [Del]

VIPPING FROM WORK

QUALITY POSTS FOR QUALITY JOBS

895 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 17:09 [Del]

>>890

You have no idea how long I have been looking for that to copy and paste.

896 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 17:17 [Del]

>>893
☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃

897 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 17:18 [Del]

>>894
MAKING VIP QUALITY POST FROM WORK!


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898 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 17:47 [Del]

Making a VIP QUALITY post from home!

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899 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 18:19 [Del]

>>892
You say you're not handsome, but how does SHE LOOK?

900 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 18:52 [Del]

>>899
I'm not >>892 but I like to imagine she looks like Asuka-chan! In other news why do people find the "Evolution of Dance" video humorous? I don't understand it.

901 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 21:09 [Del]

>>900
Live the dream VIPPER *pats your back*

902 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 22:14 [Del]

I think that I'm going to miss today's lectures. Not cool, man, not cool.

903 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 22:48 [Del]

>>902
What's your reason? All of my lectures are enjoyable unless they're the ones where I fall asleep the whole time.

904 Post deleted by user.

905 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-13 22:59 [Del]

>>903
Oh yes, mine are enjoyable too. But I didn't sleep tonight and I'm so sleepy right now. And falling asleep at the math lecture would be a very rude thing to do.
But I think that I can do it.

906 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-14 02:07 [Del]

>>897
MAKING VIP QUALITY POST ASLEEP!


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907 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-14 02:16 [Del]

>>905
If you are the VIPPER who consistently gets the highest marks without studying then I say TAKE IT EASY!

908 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-14 08:45 [Del]

Making a VIP QUALITY post from bed!

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909 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-14 08:54 [Del]

>>907
Hey, how did you know who I am? Oh man, I knew that bragging about that was a bad idea. . .
Anyway, I was there, there was a list, and being absent when the list is passed has many consequences, most of which I wouldn't like. So I was kinda lucky to actually get there and not TAKE IT EASY today. But I will tomorrow.

910 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-14 15:19 [Del]

Yeah, go ahead and claim that my 200$ worth of books was lost in transport.
GOOD JOB, EBAY, THANKS TO YOU I WILL FAIL PHYSICS.

911 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-15 00:06 [Del]

>>910
Just create your own laws for physics then test yourself on your laws. Instant pass unless you give yourself trick questions.

912 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-15 00:52 [Del]

New year's resolutions:

  • Stop beginning every second sentence with "well" or "damn".
  • Stop saying "Well, damn it."

913 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-15 22:31 [Del]

I unfortunately have family members and friend members who forward chain emails. Normally I delete them without reading, but I happened to peek inside this one (which was even a chain letter inside a .PPS file ( ゜レ。)), and I thought the wisdom was too QUALITY not to share with my fellow VIPPERS. Select:

THIS CHINESE PROVERB

BRINGS LUCK.

IT ORIGINATED FROM

THE NETHERLANDS.

THIS PROVERB
HAS GONE AROUND
THE WORLD 8 TIMES.
NOW IT IS YOUR TURN
TO HAVE GOOD LUCK
ONCE YOU HAVE
RECEIVED IT.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE

YOUR LUCK
WILL ARRIVE BY MAIL
OR VIA
THE INTERNET

914 Name: sage : 2009-01-15 22:32 [Del]

>>913
As a linguistics major, I find the first stanza incredibly wwwww.

915 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-16 00:28 [Del]

>>913
lololol

916 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-16 03:03 [Del]

Receiving chain mail and passing it on via BBS!

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917 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-16 03:56 [Del]

Life is good when you can wear a fuzzy, comfortable fox hat all day and not worry about people making fun of you; because you're 19 and a 19 year-old wearing a fox hat is either profoundly insane or profoundly retarded.

918 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-16 14:09 [Del]

It is true what they say about being bored when you have too much free time.

919 Name: sage : 2009-01-16 14:51 [Del]

>>918
Oh, how I wish I knew what "free time" was; and how I could some day have "too much" of it.

920 Name: sage : 2009-01-16 14:51 [Del]

>>916
Sure, but it brings the Ws.

921 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-16 16:18 [Del]

>>918
Depends what you're doing with your free time. If you're having fun and/or being productive, you're probably not bored.

922 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-16 21:44 [Del]

Oh SAoVQ, how I have missed you so.

923 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-17 02:11 [Del]

Maybe I should fill these blank pages with some anime drawings!

924 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-17 05:36 [Del]

>>923
Who needs drawings when you have TEXT?

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925 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-18 13:37 [Del]

925 COMBO

926 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-18 13:52 [Del]

926GET

927 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-18 13:53 [Del]

Not being able to find a single sheet of paper with squiggles on it is a very uncool reason to fail Algorithms, right?

928 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-18 14:33 [Del]

>>927
I'll drink to that.

929 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-18 14:42 [Del]

I am a failed artist.

930 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-18 15:06 [Del]

>>928
That's really uncool, it was just an alpha version of my project, literally half of a sheet of random babble, with the comment "rewrite from scratch".
I have disclosed three other, better versions, why must they do this to me.

931 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-19 03:11 [Del]

Oh, I haven't bumped in a while!

932 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-19 04:27 [Del]

Why do I even bother reading xkcd anymore it's like I just love mind-rape.

933 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-19 10:18 [Del]

>>932
It's not funny even if you get the joke though. That's why xkcd is terrible.

934 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-19 10:32 [Del]

Some fucking Corean shit all over the imageboard.
Fucking Coreans.

936 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-19 14:16 [Del]

Fellow VIPPERs, what does "3000 V 6" mean?
I got told in a MMO that the way I play is so "3000 V 6", what does that mean? I am not good at internet speak please help me.

937 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-19 14:23 [Del]

I get a day off and sure enough I get a sore throat and sleep until 2PM. In addition I snapped a joint in my King Gainer revoltech, but luckily it's easily fixable. Things have started out bad but I still have the rest of the day to make it better...

938 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-19 16:56 [Del]

We're almost at a 1000, in three month's time!

939 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-19 22:45 [Del]

Nah.

940 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-20 00:58 [Del]

Word to your mother.

941 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-20 03:15 [Del]

QUALITY bump.

942 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-20 05:37 [Del]

Posting in a thread.

943 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-20 08:03 [Del]

I haven't been bumping this thread every time I visit for the FIRST TIME each day, and I regret it and vow to do better.

944 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-20 10:55 [Del]

>>943
It's not hard, I believe in YOU.

945 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-20 12:38 [Del]

>>936
Perhaps it is a reference to automobiles.

946 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-21 00:39 [Del]

turgid bump

947 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-21 02:25 [Del]

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948 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-21 14:43 [Del]

Yay I get to work at an animal shelter.

949 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-21 15:54 [Del]

yay i got a job at the radio station today

950 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-21 17:01 [Del]

yay I applied for a job at the local petstore but they weren't hiring so I dont get any money or the satisfaction of doing something i love oh wait thats not a yay nvrmind

951 Name: VIPPER : 2009-01-21 18:38 [Del]

yay I have a shitload of schoolwork that has piled up and I'm going to knock over the pile and hang myself!

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