FIRST POST OF 2009
My friend has a girlfriend that should be my girlfriend because I want my friend to be my boyfriend so if his personality attracted a girl when his personality also attracted me then maybe my personality would attract her twice as much because his personality is basically a subset of mine, and I encompass a much wider range of knowledge and emotion then he does, therefore her and I would do very well together. Most likely I'll wait until night time, crawl into bed, and cry helplessly for hours on end. This is how I will start the new year.
>>755
I want my friend. That is why I will cry. I will suppress my foolish romanticism to maintain equilibrium.
Forget the financial crisis, by 2010 we’ll have bigger problems on our hands. That’s when the United States is predicted to collapse.
That’s right we said collapse. (We told you it was a crazy prediction) And it’s been floating around for a while.
According to Russian scholar Igor Panarin, in 2010 America will disintegrate into 6 pieces and then align with other nations. In an interview with Bloomberg he said, “The dollar isn't secured by anything.. the country's foreign debt has grown like an avalanche; this is a pyramid, which has to collapse."
He sounds like a kook. However, that’s not the case. The Wall Street Journal writes, “Prof. Panarin, 50 years old, is not a fringe figure. A former KGB analyst, he is dean of the Russian Foreign Ministry's academy for future diplomats.. and an expert on U.S.-Russia relations.”
And get this. USA Today writes that Panarin believes that Alaska will revert to Russian control; "Atlantic America" would join the European Union; "The Central North-American Republic" would become part of Canada; "The Texas Republic" reverts to Mexico; "The California Republic" falls under Chinese control or influence; and Hawaii goes either to China or Japan."
First post in 2009. :(
LAST post in 2009. :(
>>757
Alaska is way too paranoid to go to Russia. It would probably go with being Canadian.
Hawaiians would feel more comfortable with Japan since there's already lots of Japs there, and the country is not EVIL.
YEARGH
On the fifteenth day of VIPmas, my true love gave to me:
Fiteen busy visigoths
I think that I might be losing my VIP quality . . .
Byaha! This is nice.
Great, in the last two weeks I totally ravaged my sleeping schedule. I have two days to pull myself together.
regarding sleep schedules as for me in four days i went from sleeping from 5AM-5PM to 7PM-5AM ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
last night we went to a local barbeque place. they had a little model train that would go around and around the ceiling. trains are perfection. our waitress was a chubby goddess with a gentle southern accent. i love chubby girls D:
That's the third night in a row when I'm playing video games with my room-mate. The serious man next door just made it clear that he didn't exactly enjoy it (he used adult words, so he must have been serious).
If it was making him unable to sleep, then why didn't he say it the first night? I do not get serious people.
>>774
I told him exactly how I felt: That "It's cool" and he should have told us earlier.
ゆっくりしていってね！！！
I used the power of staying up for 27 hours to fix my sleep schedule. Just on time, too, because I started work again yesterday.
>>780
-Eating breakfast
-Caffeine
-Not getting comfortable
-Moving around
-Being preoccupied with something that's not sleeping or comfortable.
Oh me, oh my, I don't feel like sleeping tonight.
In the age of more and more popular discussions about not sleeping, I would like to note that this particular secret area pertains to VIP Quality, not staying awake. Please keep these topics in the Secert Area of Staying Awake. Thank you.
Finally, I have bumped
I just cooked a tuna steak and it was pretty grood
>>787
I've never had tuna steak. Just the stuff you get in a can and you mix up with mayo. Stuff is good.
I had swordfish steak once. It was fucking delicious. Really meaty.
Sleeping 30 minutes tonight was a very nonVIP thing to do. I hate myself and I want to die.
（・レ＿・） poopy butt jews
Things to do today:
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
Everyones going back to school already, but I don't go back till the 20th...
( ﾟ -ﾟ)
☑ watch Japanese learning video
☐ watch an episode of RAKISUTA
☑ play some video games
☐ not prepare for the math exam tomorrow and still get a 25/25I still have three hours of today! ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
>>795
I think so too. I do not enjoy bragging about myself, but I would like to notice that I've been getting only >95% results in math since elementary school, all naturally, no silly studying.
Oh man, that felt terrible. I'm sorry.
>>795
It seems so. At times there has been ample math and programming discussion in #saovq.
>>796
I don't pay attention enough during class to get >95% but I have always gotten >90% myself. I think it should be allowed to openly brag about our math ability for the remainder of this thread.
>>799
Well maths are the only interesting thing there is to talk about!
>>799
Well maths are the only interesting thing there is to talk about!
> openly brag about our math ability
I won a math bowl in high school.
(Although it was mainly because I was on a team with two geniuses; one went on to be valedictorian)
I was just finishing watching tonight's episode of RAKISUTA, when a spider walked across my bed. How am I supposed to fall asleep now? ( ﾟдﾟ)
>>803
I know how you feel, dear VIPPER. Fear not! Simply describe to me the type of spider, whether you have sighted any similar spiders, if so then where, and your bodily mass! I will attempt to find a solution so that you may sleep in peace tonight!
>>803
I've had something like that happen before, but with a bug much bigger and quicker. Shit was pretty freaky.
>>804
I'm sorry, VIPPER, I just talked over the situation with Mr. Spider. But I don't think he speaks fire. I hate it when they do this, like they didn't know about our agreement: you keep away from me and I keep away from you.
It was your typical cellar spider (or "D A D D Y - L O N G - L E G S ; )") spider. I occasionally see them in my room, about one a week. Never in my bed, though, normally in the dark corner or somewhere like this.
I don't know my bodily mass, I am not a woman.
I'm going to bed, VIPPERS.
I will wake up tomorrow covered in spiders and I don't enjoy it one bit.
Neither do I enjoy not sleeping the second night in a row.
I'm so ill, VIPPERS. It's so cold outside. And I'm so poor....
It's cold outside and it's cold in my toes. Oh me, oh my.
Horrible shits are horrible
>>810
Back to the tanasinn chamber. You are not ready to be here.
>>812
These bastards are getting smarter. I woke up today and didn't see a single spider nearby. They are hiding. I know it.
>>813
Thank VIPPER you're alive! Do you have a battle report for us?
SAoVQ survives deadly Palestinian attack.
I love Jesus Christ Superstar.
For solidarity, I too wish to ride a cruise missile.
OH GOD
there are no more spiders here. I killed them all. All three of them.
They said "to isshoni" in the Japanese course when they meant "to issho".
what is this
what is this
I'm hungry
I just had some pizza.
www.jcore.org.uk
I just had some sleep. And now I'm hungry too.
I just came back from outside. I forgot my mittens. It was cold, very cold. ._.
You should have brought some in case of emergency.
Does being VIP Quality ever get tiring?
Don't knock the QUALITY, it might knock back.
We're almost at 30k hits. Either we have a lot of lurkers, or it's just the same people coming over and over again, which I'm kinda guilty of ('A` )
Me as well, 832, me as well.
can I bump too, oniichan
I've been were when I was supposed to be writing an exam. I was required to mail the results, so, just before I did that, I paid a quick visit here. ILLEGAL VIPPING.
http://www.colonthree.org/buun/sexy-beam/mudamuda/ JOTARO HOW CAN YOU ESCAPE THESE FISTS?
>>834
So cute T_T
Damn you VIPPER for melting my heart in one fell swoop of a post.
>>838
bindun, grep the previous bump thread for the SJIS rendition
Oh man, I'm sleepy. Yesterday was like the best day of my life and now I'm sleepy.
I just got a haircut today and now i feel fresh!
>>843
I wake up at 10.03 and I see that I got an SMS from HER!!! I haven't seen Kate in four months, and now she's suddenly here, and she says that she'll be waiting here for her next train for a while and that I should come because she's not good with this city how did she get here. So I meet her and we have fun and love and she gave me one of her mittens. ( ﾟ ヮﾟ) And when I was having fun with her I missed my AI lab, but all I missed was announcing exam results and dissing everyone who didn't get a 20/20 (i.e. not me).
Then, after she found her train and safely got back to her place, I'm going to the cinema with my two friends, and I see HIM!!! in the tram. I haven't seen Mike in half a year, so we went to the cinema together and had fun. And the films ended at 4 in the morning and I didn't sleep since then which makes it about 30 hours now.
Not to mention that in between these two fabulous meetings, on my way back home to get CINEMA FOOD, I met a fellow geek that was explaining the idea of imaginary numbers to his loli-friend.
And now I'm sleepy.
DISCLAIMER: I am sorry for bringing my private life here, I used to do it in the past and I decided not to do this any-more, but this VIPPER asked me, so I couldn't have refused. (''ﾟДﾟ)
I am also not sorry for writing the above message as it is. It's expressionism.
There is no telling what an accomplished individual might find when doing grocery shopping. Today, for instance, I stumbled upon a mint syrup. It is told to be a syrup, but it is not sweet, is not viscous, but it still says syrup on the label! I'm trying this out right now.
>fellow geek that was explaining the idea of imaginary numbers to his loli-friend
....
I once had a loli-friend, whom of which I would explain math to.
And now I have nothing. I shall go cry now.
I was once a loli-friend to an older geek guy who would explain math to me. All I really wanted was for him to put it in me, but he never did.
He broke my heart. :<