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I find this thread valuable but as I do not drink I will not be able to contribute a possibly random and undoubtedly comedic statement. It is very likely however that I will be under the influence of marijuana soon so I will post here if that happens.
In hindsight this is not a very good thread, but at the time of posting it seemed like a very good one, which is the very essence of this thread don't you think?
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>>4
I think so. But it appears few of us are actually intoxicated at the time of posting, thus turning this into a meta-thread, which is possibly considered harmful.
I've VIPPED while intoxicated on alcohol.
It was great.
I'd love to drink with VIPPERs,
I can't drink more than two beers before falling asleep.
But then I posted quite a few times more asleep than awake.
(・ヮ・) Let's all drink some SAKE together!
I;'m pretty drunk right noww.
>>10 I haven't got Sake either is Medical Grade marijuana good?
Regardless it's 8 in the morning and I'm about to blaze two bowls.
also i ams o high
I am dunk agin , I'm drinking My home made honey alcohaol. It's about twice as strong oas I planed it to be. I'm drinking a vitimin C suplement drink as a chaser.
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You know when you get to la to visit my friend. Turns out i ended up in a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that i simply need to walk. They do??? I thought they could inchworm around.
ohfuck guys. you're seriously the coolest guys on the intermet.
I FUCKING LOVE WEDDINGS
Rum has given me the courage required to drag down the quality of postings on this board.
FUCK DRUNK! I'm HAMMERED!
I don't drink. Yeah, really.
Manly Scottish meat-eating hard-drinking VIPPER reporting in...
...Sober...
...Whilst drinking tea and eating biscuits.
Real VIPPERs don't get drunk. Their bodies are efficient engines for converting alcohol into pure VIP QUALITY.
DRUNK! 2 PBR 24oz. Woooo!
I was drunk last night.
I'm high.
I guess it's okay.
I was drunk a couple of nights ago at a party. I had a good time.
High again.
Marijuana is a good treatment for hay fever.
drank 1 bottle shochu and 12 heineken. drinkinhg more rite now. nothing to do now.
Drunk here
I can type well while I'm drunk because I'm not an illiterate faggot
>>37
I have to pace myself. I can spell when I'm drinking, but sometimes I'm having too much of a good time to care about where my fingers are on the keyboard.
>>38
You should try typing on LSD.
I could see everything else if I concentrated hard enough, but I swear to god the D key had just plain disappeared.
I've had QUITE A FEW BEERS.
My best bro just got dumped by his girlfriend and we've been drankan the night away wwwww
Drinking lots of water so I don't get hung over for my 10.5 hour shift tomorrow ITT.
Makkeoli, or however the fuck you spell it, tastes much better than soju. That's why you have to be even more careful when drinking it.
Coreans drink a lot. Also, kimchi nida!
Vibrants make the best adlib music ever.
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I felk bad in the stomach, help me.
i have bucket nearside.
I want to drink, but drinking alone isn't fun if you don't have anyone to share it with. ('A`)
I am drunk, and I must disagree with >>51. Then again, I am always so ronery regardless of whether or not I have been drinking ;_;
I went to a real "club" tonight for the first time and had several drinks with some acquaintances, and was made fun of for being overdressed. They mentioned a dress code, so I wore a suit and tie, turns out everyone there was dressed like a typical student with a collared shirt. Their attempts to find me a date were unsuccessful, though not embarrassingly so, for which I am thankful. Sigh. ('A`)
On the other hand, I did persuade an unattractive female to purchase me a horribly strong shot of Tequila. ( ´ー｀)
>so I wore a suit and tie
VIP
I have a question for my fellow VIPPERs who are more accustomed to such social gatherings.
Is hanfu VIP? I was thinking of buying hanfu just in case I ever find myself in a situation in which such a style would be appropriate, but I personally think that hanfu could be an acceptable substitute for western formal wear.
>>60
It's more appropriate to go naked than wear a hanfu! good luck on your dressing adventures.
THAT IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET
I got some banana wine, but it tastes more like bubblegum than bananas, that generic pink kind that used to come with sports cards.
You mean to tell me that the generic pink bubblegum isn't banana flavored?
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I AM SO SOBER IT HURTS
I'm deunk yeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ohhhhh mannnn was she a mannn? wwwattt
I'm not quite drunk yet, But I willbe in abaout an hour. Oh mean, I guess I am drunk, my typinf ins pretty abd now...
i want to be a VIPPER and i want to get bu-n'd
If I had friends I would drink. But I am too VIP to have friends.
My head was throbbing when I woke up, so I started drinking again. I feel better now.
The problem with this thread is that no matter how drunk I am, I can make coherent posts. For example, I am fucking wasted right now; it's Friday night right after a party and I have had a lot of vodka and beer. And yet I know that this post will be pretty coherent. Actually, I think I would be better at pretending to type as if I were "durnk" if I were sober.
>>74
I can assure you that tequila or whiskey is perfect for drinking alone.
I would argue that a fine bourbon is more genteel than whiskey and thus more suited for VIPing.
Hey! Ho! To the bottle I go! To heal my heart and drown my woe!
This double simcoe IPA is pretty tasty, lots of hops but it's 9% so there's a nice malt balance as well. Goes really well with spicy food.
Working on it even now. Have vodka, would prefer bourbon. Not feeling very VIP.
I got so drunk last weekend, I forgot to post in this thread.
Last time I drank, I threw up. I don't like drinking anymore
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>>86
I usually forget about the last time I threw up the next time I get drunk.
I haven't thrown up in years, though some mornings (and afternoons, and sometimes continuing into the evenings) I wish I would have.
I have some wine left that's just been sitting there for awhile, but now it's gone bad and kind of tastes like vinegar. Will decantering make it taste better?
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Hello lads and lasses.
today we're gonna talk about nikola tesla
today i discovered singapore slings
and i liked it
Vodka and marijuana is one hell of a Gemini combonation... I am VIP
oh man
oh god oh man
So i've been watching this old animu called Sketchbook full colors
its the only animu that ive watched that critiqued the iraq war (ep.2 or 3)
I drank and smoked marijuana last night for the first time; it was Tanasinn!
>>104
You are only supposed to smoke it. I think that's what went wrong.
Where did this thread go? In any case, we're drunk now, and for some reason we wish we were wearing ties and suits rather than slacks. My penis doesn't wokr though.
Tonight I'm going to throw away all inhibitions! I will tie my tie around my head, and sing karaoke all night long!
I don't think, but feel drunk.,\\\
Ok,, I remembered to post in this thread when i was drunk.
i just have to say, florida is dicks. However, i'm feeling, instead of thinking and that's always great.
delictious orange juice and tequila, as ell as whiskey and coke. I have determined that whiskey and diet coke tastes a bit like chocolate.
chillaxing in damned hot florida with my fellow vipper. Things are pretty Tanasinn, and I've managed to rediscover how much fun a bit of the old drink n' draw is. Whiskey and coke as far as the eye can see, and all both bottles of Tequila are as dead as the orange juice. The good news is we're headed back home in a bit, which means tolerable temperatures and a weekend with my own tablecat soon enough.
We be VIPPERS three,
Pardona moi, je vous an pree!
Lately come forth of QUALITY,
With never a VIPCOIN of money!
Here, good VIPPER, I drink to thee!
Pardona moi, je vous an pree!
To all good VIPPERS, wherever they be!
With never a VIPCOIN of money!
I ran out of melon soda abnd I drank midori and lemondae but I drank too muc and now I feel unvip ;__;
Getting into my second small serving of Everclear and fruit juice. Starting to get dangerously close to that border between tipsy and drunk...
>>117
It's not dangerous until youre drunk..(hahahahahahahahahahaha)
On a side note your sage led me to deep contemplation;
do we sage this thread because we are guilty about our drunkenness, or because we are fucking stupid while drunk.
Why are you asking them to spike their hair?
If you like asian boys shouldn't you accept them the way they are??
Vaniller vodker an' orange soder!
Vaniller vodker an' orange soder!
Found out I'm still accepted into my fifth year of college even though I should've been (and was, but managed to reconcile) kicked out at the end of the second. Celebrating with copious amount of alcohol yet still wondering if next year I'll clean up my act or skip 90% of my classes like the past 2,5 years.
Most of the way through a bottle of pomegranate wine from Armenia, first time trying it, pretty good stuff.
A former republic of the Soviet Union, Armenia is a unitary, multiparty, democratic nation-state with an ancient and historic cultural heritage. The Kingdom of Armenia was the first state to adopt Christianity as its religion[10] in the early years of the 4th century (the traditional date is 301).[11] The modern Republic of Armenia recognizes the Armenian Apostolic Church as the national church of Armenia, although the republic has separation of church and state.[12]
I only just realized I was listening to Computer Love and I burst out crying.
I just killed a mosquito, wonder how drunk she would have been if I hadn't?
Getting drunk on whiskey.
Had some homebrewed wine
I dont get drunk as a matter of fact is is the alcohol which gets drunk (by me, in case you were mistaken)
I am drunk first time in this year.
Drinking beer btw.
I am not drunk as I cannot yet legally obtain alcohol in this legal jurisdiction. However, I will pre-emptively post because it is very possible that I will be drunk on my birthday.
>>134
In the Secret Garden of VIP Quality, alcohol grows on trees!
>>133 here again.
I was not really drunk yesterday but now I am really drunk. When you are drunk you feel more than you think so you are somewhat tanasinnn-.
Cant sleep, vipping in the dark.
I am drunk but I only feel physically drunk, mentally I feel pretty much sober. Weird.
posting in this thresd whgen im ddurnk ok
Lying on the floor next to previous vipper's post while durnk.
It's easy to tell when one is durnk when one uses appendages that are not ones arms or legs to stand back up.
I was drunk last night, but now I am just thirsty and cold.
>>145
The head and neck.
Brownie saturday
I am so drunk listening to Japanese progressive rock (a band called People) and thinking about how the world is odd.
I'm drunk. I've dnoe all my talltale sings of being drnuk.
>>134
I can't get drunk on my birthday because I have exams scheduled for that day and the next day. :<
ま、ええっか。 あとで、あとで．．．
I am mostly high but I drank a bit too (I'm a lightweight). Party ended up being a fluke so I had to have some less zooted friends drive me home. What a night!
Drinking because I can't stop thinking and I just want to be numb.
It's not really helping.
Pre-emptively bumping because I will be joining some friends for some sake and will likely be very drunk later.
Gallon of sweet tea and 1/5th of bourbon!!!
Dear daddycool, may you forgive me these libations and forget the squandering of VIPcoins upon them.
>>155 here.
I'm still sober. I wanted to buy more booze, but my wallet said no. :<
I am still at afriend's house, had way too many shts of vodka, a good brand that didnt burn, but fuck if i know what it was called. i am starting ot get a tad bit sleepy though, and my friend went to bed with her boyfriend, so me and my other bro are hangin in the living room, about to sleep. i am suprised i ca ntype this legibly. i feel that i will look back at thia post in horroe tomorrow, but also feel tha i will enjoy it.
<3 you, VIPPERs
Had some vodka shots, but at this point I'm more drunk on exercise and late-night exhaustion than anything else. I hung out with a girl that probably likes me but I think I didn't do a good job. Oh well.
Been drinking bourbon and sweet tea going on day two now. Sent an email to VIPPER and they are very cool. Going to throw a shout out to the littlest VIPPER.
Berry drunk ATM. Kinda wish I met mysterious VIPPER before because little miss vipper and I both have a fuckhuge crush now. Talent and skill isms so sexxxy.
I is drunk off of SUPERIOR JAPANESE beer and sake. I feel SUPERIOR.
let's drown my sorrows and potentially get drunk to death .
As a fish, I am interested about both nooses and water.
I am pretty drunk right now, but I feel normal. In fact, no matter how drunk I am, I feel like I am functioning perfectly normally. This is potentially problematic, since the knowledgeable part of me says that this must be impossible, and that although I might think I'm acting normally, I'm actually doing many stupid things.
So anyway, I'm gonna stop thinking now, and keep on feeling.
Still drunk from last night in the morning
Haters gonna hate that whisky smell on my breath when I'm yawning
But they ain't gonna say shit
Cannae fuckin' dae shit
'Cause when it comes to going to class today I'm gonna fucking make it
Yeah... and it don't stop, real VIPPERS in the house we party and don't ever drop yeaaaaah
I was really drunk last weekend, but now I'm high
I was high then too
My friend will be coming over tomorrow and we'll be drinking all day, so I'm posting in advance.
hic
;-;
Drunk, my friend just smashed two of my cups against the wall. I liked these cups.
I have both stout and pale ale homebrew, so what the hell, black and tan. It's like a really hoppy stout.
bodsyting nin this ther4eads when im tdrunk okljk on barenjager
its fuyckibgv dyude fighting a bearn over a bees nrest alsoi its poretty tasty
also vodka and chaqnpagne cola(not the sme as chmoagne) is very goods
didn 't bpther tp correct6 sand speellcheck bevcause legitamitelyt drnk but i thought id let ou know just bevsuse
hard to type peoperly because fingers keep going dfoor target
sitting next to 185-san's making me disappoint at how comparatively lucid I am. Manly tunes are being blared
and we are having a most VIP time, however.
My friend passed out. I'm having too much of a good buzz to go to sleep. orz
>>189
Believe me, if only it was that easy. The situation is a lot more complicated than that.
TYUI SUS THI SI S
let me guess ur one of them homosexuals....
I WILLL NEVER SERWE TIME, IF U ARE HUMAN, MAKING VAMPIRE CRIMES AGAINST VAMPIRES IS NOT CRIME....UNLEESS VAMPIRES KILL U.....MAKE ME FUCKING FREEE U BITCH ASS..i just do my time. no harm
STAKE ME IF I LIE, I MAKE HER VAMPIRE IF I LIE, I DO HAVE MAXCHIENE GUNS AND PISTOLS AND KNIVES, I DONT DIE EASY
I'M DRINKING TO FORGET THAT MY RECENT SPLIT HAS MADE ME DEPRESSED AND ALSO BECAUSE I HAVE A JAVA ASSIGNMENT FOR TOMORROW AND I HAVE TO BE DRUNK TO EVEN BENIGN DRIYING TO TOLERATE THAT GODAWFUL EXCUSE FOR A LANGUAGE FUCK
YES I'M DRIKNKNING ALONE BUT WHATEVER RIGHT
IT WAS TESCO VALUE VODKA THAT I DECANTED INTO A CLASSIER BOTTLE I HAD LYING AROUND SO I'D DEPRESS MYSELF LESS
I MAY REGRET THIS WHEN NEXT I READ IT AND DELETE IT SO SORRY ABOUT THIS VIPPERS
ok
I'm not drunk, I'm just a little buzzed (which means I'm correcting my spelling mistakes as I make them, but writing reeeeeal slow.)
there are three things I need to take off my chest.
this is not the happiest moments of my life. I've already posted in the suicide thread so no need to make duplicates, yet I feel like I'm going nowhere in my life.
otoh, I finally see that striving to become less of an introvert shy persona has eventually caught up to me: I'm having a decent time around people, something I haven't been able to claim until the dawn of being 25 years old.
last but not least, I want to give to SAoVQ a testament of my enduring love. I have given you a lot of my drawings and received a lot of fun and food for thought back. this is an isle of politeness and dumbfoolery at the same time, and there's something that will entice and entrance me forever.
you probably have understood who I am, but I don't care. let me say SAoVQ will be deep in my fiery heart. [citation needed]
>>194 Daddy Cool, please don't leave us. Shares of VIP have been rapidly losing points, but don't worry! The recession is over!
I love you, man. I will always pay you as much as it takes to see your secret area.
Drinking banana and chocolate liqueurs, listening to Journey and getting buzzed as all get-out. This almost makes up for spending another crimmas in this opportunityless hellhole perusing my options as to which lousy community college I can barely afford to drive to next semester will get me any piece of useless paper before I spend every penny of my college money on practicing skills I'm too depressed to develop on my own in this recursively depressing waste of space I'll never associate with anything besides crippling depression and demotivating self-hate.
tonight was my 21st birthda ys o my friends took me out oh ym god I've never been this happy in my enitre life fucklkkkkkkkkkkkkk oh god i need to dirnk moer often it makes me love life so much more
AM I DRINK?
YES
sup. Even when completely and totally wasted I try to care about my spelling which is problematic. I've been also tryinto to hit the reply button but my mouse handling skills fail me
>>199
I used to be the same way, but I've found it can be quite liberating to let yourself go and spell as drunkenly as you feel.
I was gonna write a rap about how superior I am to everyone else but the TAB key stopped be and restored myself to my former humility.
I'm still gonna down this half-can of high-percentage alcohol and masturbate to a bunch of stupid videos though.
I can't wait for the weed to come through, even if I had a good night before this.
Telling my brothers in VIP to play TYPE-MOON visual novels/watch the acknowledgeable-quality anime adaptations while not quite "vomiting/henshining-on-the-floor"-quality durnk.
I put whiskeyy in my eggs for breakfasdt and had a couple glasses of wine with it...deliCious!!!
If Irish Cream is the chocolate milkshake that gets you drunk, Triple Sec is the orange Lifesaver that gets you drunk.
oh godd
does hangiver counmt?
>>209
Have a full stomach! Eat before drinking!
Keep yourself hydrated! Lots of water before bed and duration of the night!
I haven't had a hangover in almost a year!
shit imw asted
Meeting a girl tonight. I've been drinking to take the edge off. (｀・ω・)
I no longer get drunk, just the sensation of being tired / the spins
Tonights the first time I've passed out from drinking in over a year
gonna die tonigth
When I was 15, my dad coerced me into drinking by calling me a sissy for not drinking until I got completely shitfaced, vomited all over the bed and had my practically-a-stranger stepmother give me a bath while I yelled 'I'M SORRY' at the top of my lungs. I haven't had a drop of alcohol since then.
So when you're a father, you know what to do to keep your kid off alcohol.
Just felt like sharing.
drunk for the fourth night in a row
worts wayto cope with probems ever
drinking on the rooftop
A little drunk off cider & beer but not particularly so. Don't really know what to do right now.
let's drink to failing in the last ares of alife I was good at. cheers!
Thread necromancy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Okay I am not really drunk, I just have a happy buzz
But I just wanted to remind SAoVQ that I love each and every one of you
I fucing hat life. why do i do this
I want pancakes
>>227
I'm out of pancakes. I'm out of Jack's. My fridge is empty.
Sabroso was here, Kaluha is a loser
posting in the vip video games thread drunk is a bad idea