hic

;-;

Drunk, my friend just smashed two of my cups against the wall. I liked these cups.

I have both stout and pale ale homebrew, so what the hell, black and tan. It's like a really hoppy stout.

bodsyting nin this ther4eads when im tdrunk okljk on barenjager

its fuyckibgv dyude fighting a bearn over a bees nrest alsoi its poretty tasty

also vodka and chaqnpagne cola(not the sme as chmoagne) is very goods

didn 't bpther tp correct6 sand speellcheck bevcause legitamitelyt drnk but i thought id let ou know just bevsuse

hard to type peoperly because fingers keep going dfoor target

sitting next to 185-san's making me disappoint at how comparatively lucid I am. Manly tunes are being blared
and we are having a most VIP time, however.

My friend passed out. I'm having too much of a good buzz to go to sleep. orz

>>188
Sex her. If you're both still there.

>>189
Believe me, if only it was that easy. The situation is a lot more complicated than that.

TYUI SUS THI SI S

let me guess ur one of them homosexuals....

I WILLL NEVER SERWE TIME, IF U ARE HUMAN, MAKING VAMPIRE CRIMES AGAINST VAMPIRES IS NOT CRIME....UNLEESS VAMPIRES KILL U.....MAKE ME FUCKING FREEE U BITCH ASS..i just do my time. no harm

STAKE ME IF I LIE, I MAKE HER VAMPIRE IF I LIE, I DO HAVE MAXCHIENE GUNS AND PISTOLS AND KNIVES, I DONT DIE EASY

I'M DRINKING TO FORGET THAT MY RECENT SPLIT HAS MADE ME DEPRESSED AND ALSO BECAUSE I HAVE A JAVA ASSIGNMENT FOR TOMORROW AND I HAVE TO BE DRUNK TO EVEN BENIGN DRIYING TO TOLERATE THAT GODAWFUL EXCUSE FOR A LANGUAGE FUCK

YES I'M DRIKNKNING ALONE BUT WHATEVER RIGHT
IT WAS TESCO VALUE VODKA THAT I DECANTED INTO A CLASSIER BOTTLE I HAD LYING AROUND SO I'D DEPRESS MYSELF LESS

I MAY REGRET THIS WHEN NEXT I READ IT AND DELETE IT SO SORRY ABOUT THIS VIPPERS

ok

I'm not drunk, I'm just a little buzzed (which means I'm correcting my spelling mistakes as I make them, but writing reeeeeal slow.)

there are three things I need to take off my chest.

this is not the happiest moments of my life. I've already posted in the suicide thread so no need to make duplicates, yet I feel like I'm going nowhere in my life.

otoh, I finally see that striving to become less of an introvert shy persona has eventually caught up to me: I'm having a decent time around people, something I haven't been able to claim until the dawn of being 25 years old.

last but not least, I want to give to SAoVQ a testament of my enduring love. I have given you a lot of my drawings and received a lot of fun and food for thought back. this is an isle of politeness and dumbfoolery at the same time, and there's something that will entice and entrance me forever.

you probably have understood who I am, but I don't care. let me say SAoVQ will be deep in my fiery heart. [citation needed]

>>194 Daddy Cool, please don't leave us. Shares of VIP have been rapidly losing points, but don't worry! The recession is over!

I love you, man. I will always pay you as much as it takes to see your secret area.

Drinking banana and chocolate liqueurs, listening to Journey and getting buzzed as all get-out. This almost makes up for spending another crimmas in this opportunityless hellhole perusing my options as to which lousy community college I can barely afford to drive to next semester will get me any piece of useless paper before I spend every penny of my college money on practicing skills I'm too depressed to develop on my own in this recursively depressing waste of space I'll never associate with anything besides crippling depression and demotivating self-hate.

tonight was my 21st birthda ys o my friends took me out oh ym god I've never been this happy in my enitre life fucklkkkkkkkkkkkkk oh god i need to dirnk moer often it makes me love life so much more

AM I DRINK?

YES

sup. Even when completely and totally wasted I try to care about my spelling which is problematic. I've been also tryinto to hit the reply button but my mouse handling skills fail me

>>199
I used to be the same way, but I've found it can be quite liberating to let yourself go and spell as drunkenly as you feel.

I was gonna write a rap about how superior I am to everyone else but the TAB key stopped be and restored myself to my former humility.

I'm still gonna down this half-can of high-percentage alcohol and masturbate to a bunch of stupid videos though.

I can't wait for the weed to come through, even if I had a good night before this.

I am Noy drunk enuff VIPEER21

I never got drunk.

Telling my brothers in VIP to play TYPE-MOON visual novels/watch the acknowledgeable-quality anime adaptations while not quite "vomiting/henshining-on-the-floor"-quality durnk.

I put whiskeyy in my eggs for breakfasdt and had a couple glasses of wine with it...deliCious!!!

>>205 I should try this soon.

If Irish Cream is the chocolate milkshake that gets you drunk, Triple Sec is the orange Lifesaver that gets you drunk.

oh godd

does hangiver counmt?

>>209
Have a full stomach! Eat before drinking!
Keep yourself hydrated! Lots of water before bed and duration of the night!

I haven't had a hangover in almost a year!

shit imw asted

Meeting a girl tonight. I've been drinking to take the edge off. 　(｀・ω・)

I no longer get drunk, just the sensation of being tired / the spins

Tonights the first time I've passed out from drinking in over a year

gonna die tonigth

When I was 15, my dad coerced me into drinking by calling me a sissy for not drinking until I got completely shitfaced, vomited all over the bed and had my practically-a-stranger stepmother give me a bath while I yelled 'I'M SORRY' at the top of my lungs. I haven't had a drop of alcohol since then.
So when you're a father, you know what to do to keep your kid off alcohol.

Just felt like sharing.

>>215
That's awful. Tough luck.

>>216
I like to believe it made me a better person.

drunk for the fourth night in a row

worts wayto cope with probems ever

drinking on the rooftop

A little drunk off cider & beer but not particularly so. Don't really know what to do right now.

let's drink to failing in the last ares of alife I was good at. cheers!

this is becoming my ne favoutire thread

Thread necromancy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Okay I am not really drunk, I just have a happy buzz

But I just wanted to remind SAoVQ that I love each and every one of you

helo

I fucing hat life. why do i do this

I want pancakes

>>227
I'm out of pancakes. I'm out of Jack's. My fridge is empty.

Fuck, I'm out of whisky.

Sabroso was here, Kaluha is a loser

posting in the vip video games thread drunk is a bad idea