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I find this thread valuable but as I do not drink I will not be able to contribute a possibly random and undoubtedly comedic statement. It is very likely however that I will be under the influence of marijuana soon so I will post here if that happens.

This is a horrible thread, you should feel bad for posting.

In hindsight this is not a very good thread, but at the time of posting it seemed like a very good one, which is the very essence of this thread don't you think?

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>>4
I think so. But it appears few of us are actually intoxicated at the time of posting, thus turning this into a meta-thread, which is possibly considered harmful.

I've VIPPED while intoxicated on alcohol.
It was great.

I'd love to drink with VIPPERs,

I can't drink more than two beers before falling asleep.
But then I posted quite a few times more asleep than awake.

(・ヮ・) Let's all drink some SAKE together!

I;'m pretty drunk right noww.

>>10

I second that remark!

>>10
I haven't got sake. Is cola and cheap wine good?

>>13
( ﾟ -ﾟ) No.

>>10 I haven't got Sake either is Medical Grade marijuana good?

Regardless it's 8 in the morning and I'm about to blaze two bowls.

>>15
I also CHEEF SPLIFFS and VIP simultaneously!

also i ams o high

I am dunk agin , I'm drinking My home made honey alcohaol. It's about twice as strong oas I planed it to be. I'm drinking a vitimin C suplement drink as a chaser.

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You know when you get to la to visit my friend. Turns out i ended up in a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that i simply need to walk. They do??? I thought they could inchworm around.

>>20
haha oh wow

ohfuck guys. you're seriously the coolest guys on the intermet.

I FUCKING LOVE WEDDINGS

Rum has given me the courage required to drag down the quality of postings on this board.

FUCK DRUNK! I'm HAMMERED!

I don't drink. Yeah, really.

>>26
Me neither.
Non drinking vegan VIPPER reporting in.

Manly Scottish meat-eating hard-drinking VIPPER reporting in...

...Sober...

...Whilst drinking tea and eating biscuits.

Real VIPPERs don't get drunk. Their bodies are efficient engines for converting alcohol into pure VIP QUALITY.

>>28
...I'm back... and still eating biscuits.

DRUNK! 2 PBR 24oz. Woooo!

I was drunk last night.

I'm high.

I guess it's okay.

I was drunk a couple of nights ago at a party. I had a good time.

High again.

Marijuana is a good treatment for hay fever.

drank 1 bottle shochu and 12 heineken. drinkinhg more rite now. nothing to do now.

Drunk here
I can type well while I'm drunk because I'm not an illiterate faggot

>>37
I have to pace myself. I can spell when I'm drinking, but sometimes I'm having too much of a good time to care about where my fingers are on the keyboard.

>>38
You should try typing on LSD.

I could see everything else if I concentrated hard enough, but I swear to god the D key had just plain disappeared.

>>39
Ok now THAT must be hard.

I've had QUITE A FEW BEERS.
My best bro just got dumped by his girlfriend and we've been drankan the night away wwwww

Drinking lots of water so I don't get hung over for my 10.5 hour shift tomorrow ITT.

Makkeoli, or however the fuck you spell it, tastes much better than soju. That's why you have to be even more careful when drinking it.

Coreans drink a lot. Also, kimchi nida!

Vibrants make the best adlib music ever.

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this thread was made for me

I felk bad in the stomach, help me.

i have bucket nearside.

I want to drink, but drinking alone isn't fun if you don't have anyone to share it with. ('A`)

>>51
I will share my drink with you, VIPPER.

I am drunk, and I must disagree with >>51. Then again, I am always so ronery regardless of whether or not I have been drinking ;_;

I went to a real "club" tonight for the first time and had several drinks with some acquaintances, and was made fun of for being overdressed. They mentioned a dress code, so I wore a suit and tie, turns out everyone there was dressed like a typical student with a collared shirt. Their attempts to find me a date were unsuccessful, though not embarrassingly so, for which I am thankful. Sigh. ('A`)

On the other hand, I did persuade an unattractive female to purchase me a horribly strong shot of Tequila. ( ´ー｀)

>so I wore a suit and tie

VIP

>>56
>>57
I agree, wearing a suit and tie to a club is VERY VIP. Continue doing so and eventually you will meet a very cute VIPPER that you can call your own.

I, on the other hand, sit here alone with a bottle of vodka and some quality internet before me.

So drinku~

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>>58
Hello VIPPERs, fellow dress clothing wearer here and I cannot agree more. Wearing dress clothes to everything is super VIP.

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>>58
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I have a question for my fellow VIPPERs who are more accustomed to such social gatherings.

Is hanfu VIP? I was thinking of buying hanfu just in case I ever find myself in a situation in which such a style would be appropriate, but I personally think that hanfu could be an acceptable substitute for western formal wear.

>>60
It's more appropriate to go naked than wear a hanfu! good luck on your dressing adventures.

THAT IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET

I got some banana wine, but it tastes more like bubblegum than bananas, that generic pink kind that used to come with sports cards.

>>63

You mean to tell me that the generic pink bubblegum isn't banana flavored?

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COMBO: 2 HIT!

I AM SO SOBER IT HURTS

ia mn sop beeer ith urts

I'm deunk yeaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ohhhhh mannnn was she a mannn? wwwattt

I'm not quite drunk yet, But I willbe in abaout an hour. Oh mean, I guess I am drunk, my typinf ins pretty abd now...

i want to be a VIPPER and i want to get bu-n'd

If I had friends I would drink. But I am too VIP to have friends.

>>74
You always have us! >>1-73 would love to drink with you.

My head was throbbing when I woke up, so I started drinking again. I feel better now.

I immideately saw that >>45 was irc ascii art or somestit,

The problem with this thread is that no matter how drunk I am, I can make coherent posts. For example, I am fucking wasted right now; it's Friday night right after a party and I have had a lot of vodka and beer. And yet I know that this post will be pretty coherent. Actually, I think I would be better at pretending to type as if I were "durnk" if I were sober.

>>74
I can assure you that tequila or whiskey is perfect for drinking alone.

I would argue that a fine bourbon is more genteel than whiskey and thus more suited for VIPing.

Hey! Ho! To the bottle I go! To heal my heart and drown my woe!

This double simcoe IPA is pretty tasty, lots of hops but it's 9% so there's a nice malt balance as well. Goes really well with spicy food.

Working on it even now. Have vodka, would prefer bourbon. Not feeling very VIP.

I got so drunk last weekend, I forgot to post in this thread.

>whisky is perfect for drinking alone

Last time I drank, I threw up. I don't like drinking anymore

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>>86
I usually forget about the last time I threw up the next time I get drunk.

I haven't thrown up in years, though some mornings (and afternoons, and sometimes continuing into the evenings) I wish I would have.

I havge absolutely nothing hilarious to say.

I have some wine left that's just been sitting there for awhile, but now it's gone bad and kind of tastes like vinegar. Will decantering make it taste better?

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>> 90

Nothing will ever take wine taste better.

>>92

Well, >>90 should decanter the wine anyway just because decantering is VIP.

Hello lads and lasses.

lards and lardasses

today we're gonna talk about nikola tesla

>>96
Does he have beer?

today i discovered singapore slings

and i liked it

Vodka and marijuana is one hell of a Gemini combonation... I am VIP

Drinking to my 100GET