POs inthis theresd when your durnk OK (231)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-12 01:38 [Del]

hic

101 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-17 22:18 [Del]

oh man
oh god oh man

102 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-20 01:00 [Del]

So i've been watching this old animu called Sketchbook full colors

its the only animu that ive watched that critiqued the iraq war (ep.2 or 3)

103 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-20 01:11 [Del]

MY PENIS IS FULLY FUNCTIONING /links

104 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-20 09:07 [Del]

I drank and smoked marijuana last night for the first time; it was Tanasinn!

105 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-20 09:22 [Del]

>>104
You are only supposed to smoke it. I think that's what went wrong.

106 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-20 22:08 [Del]

>>104
The first time and only time I've been drunk I was high; I am >>99 and it was amazing. I'm high now, but not drunk, so I guess I shouldn't really be posting... I'll sage it.

107 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-24 19:35 [Del]

Where did this thread go? In any case, we're drunk now, and for some reason we wish we were wearing ties and suits rather than slacks. My penis doesn't wokr though.

108 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-24 20:26 [Del]

Tonight I'm going to throw away all inhibitions! I will tie my tie around my head, and sing karaoke all night long!

109 Name: mailto:sage : 2010-06-26 01:52 [Del]

I don't think, but feel drunk.,\\\

110 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-30 03:49 [Del]

Ok,, I remembered to post in this thread when i was drunk.

i just have to say, florida is dicks. However, i'm feeling, instead of thinking and that's always great.
delictious orange juice and tequila, as ell as whiskey and coke. I have determined that whiskey and diet coke tastes a bit like chocolate.

111 Name: Michigan D. Ghost : 2010-06-30 04:03 [Del]

chillaxing in damned hot florida with my fellow vipper. Things are pretty Tanasinn, and I've managed to rediscover how much fun a bit of the old drink n' draw is. Whiskey and coke as far as the eye can see, and all both bottles of Tequila are as dead as the orange juice. The good news is we're headed back home in a bit, which means tolerable temperatures and a weekend with my own tablecat soon enough.

112 Name: CHEERS : 2010-07-05 12:46 [Del]

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113 Name: BEERS : 2010-07-05 22:39 [Del]

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114 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-05 22:58 [Del]

>>108
Don't get too crazy!!!

115 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-08 21:17 [Del]

We be VIPPERS three,
Pardona moi, je vous an pree!
Lately come forth of QUALITY,
With never a VIPCOIN of money!

Here, good VIPPER, I drink to thee!
Pardona moi, je vous an pree!
To all good VIPPERS, wherever they be!
With never a VIPCOIN of money!

116 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-12 23:30 [Del]

I ran out of melon soda abnd I drank midori and lemondae but I drank too muc and now I feel unvip ;__;

117 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-12 23:48 [Del]

Getting into my second small serving of Everclear and fruit juice. Starting to get dangerously close to that border between tipsy and drunk...

118 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-14 22:18 [Del]

>>117
It's not dangerous until youre drunk..(hahahahahahahahahahaha)

On a side note your sage led me to deep contemplation;
do we sage this thread because we are guilty about our drunkenness, or because we are fucking stupid while drunk.

119 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-14 22:19 [Del]

I just read >>116..
Hypothesis provern.

120 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-14 22:25 [Del]

Why are you asking them to spike their hair?
If you like asian boys shouldn't you accept them the way they are??

121 Post deleted by user.

122 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-15 13:10 [Del]

<*`∀´ > kekeke *hic*

123 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-15 13:11 [Del]

<*`∀´ > kekeke *hic*

124 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-15 13:34 [Del]

Vaniller vodker an' orange soder!
Vaniller vodker an' orange soder!

125 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-15 14:05 [Del]

Found out I'm still accepted into my fifth year of college even though I should've been (and was, but managed to reconcile) kicked out at the end of the second. Celebrating with copious amount of alcohol yet still wondering if next year I'll clean up my act or skip 90% of my classes like the past 2,5 years.

126 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-15 20:48 [Del]

Most of the way through a bottle of pomegranate wine from Armenia, first time trying it, pretty good stuff.

127 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-17 17:36 [Del]

A former republic of the Soviet Union, Armenia is a unitary, multiparty, democratic nation-state with an ancient and historic cultural heritage. The Kingdom of Armenia was the first state to adopt Christianity as its religion[10] in the early years of the 4th century (the traditional date is 301).[11] The modern Republic of Armenia recognizes the Armenian Apostolic Church as the national church of Armenia, although the republic has separation of church and state.[12]

128 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-08 19:17 [Del]

I only just realized I was listening to Computer Love and I burst out crying.

129 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-08 23:07 [Del]

I just killed a mosquito, wonder how drunk she would have been if I hadn't?

130 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-17 14:20 [Del]

Getting drunk on whiskey.

131 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-18 16:10 [Del]

Had some homebrewed wine

132 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-18 21:32 [Del]

I dont get drunk as a matter of fact is is the alcohol which gets drunk (by me, in case you were mistaken)

133 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-04 09:36 [Del]

I am drunk first time in this year.
Drinking beer btw.

134 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-04 18:01 [Del]

I am not drunk as I cannot yet legally obtain alcohol in this legal jurisdiction. However, I will pre-emptively post because it is very possible that I will be drunk on my birthday.

135 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-04 21:13 [Del]

I am drinking to >>134's getting drunk in the future.

136 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-05 14:05 [Del]

>>134
In the Secret Garden of VIP Quality, alcohol grows on trees!

137 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-05 14:33 [Del]

>>133 here again.
I was not really drunk yesterday but now I am really drunk. When you are drunk you feel more than you think so you are somewhat tanasinnn-.

138 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-05 17:57 [Del]

>>137
I gp to sleep now zzzzzzzzzzzz.

139 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-06 05:25 [Del]

Cant sleep, vipping in the dark.

140 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-07 20:40 [Del]

I am drunk but I only feel physically drunk, mentally I feel pretty much sober. Weird.

141 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-11 00:57 [Del]

posting in this thresd whgen im ddurnk ok

142 Name: Michigan D. Ghost : 2010-09-11 01:01 [Del]

Lying on the floor next to previous vipper's post while durnk.

It's easy to tell when one is durnk when one uses appendages that are not ones arms or legs to stand back up.

143 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-11 02:52 [Del]

waking and baking on a saturday morning

144 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-11 05:25 [Del]

I was drunk last night, but now I am just thirsty and cold.

145 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-11 10:03 [Del]

>>142

>appendages that are not ones arms or legs

(´ヘ`;)

146 Name: Michigan D. Ghost : 2010-09-12 00:28 [Del]

>>145
The head and neck.

147 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-13 17:48 [Del]

eyelids? liek, 28 grams of eye

148 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-16 10:54 [Del]

can haz buttplug

149 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-25 06:56 [Del]

Brownie saturday

150 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-25 20:32 [Del]

I am so drunk listening to Japanese progressive rock (a band called People) and thinking about how the world is odd.

151 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-01 21:23 [Del]

I'm drunk. I've dnoe all my talltale sings of being drnuk.

152 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-01 21:32 [Del]

>>134
I can't get drunk on my birthday because I have exams scheduled for that day and the next day. :<

ま、ええっか。 あとで、あとで...

153 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-02 02:40 [Del]

I am mostly high but I drank a bit too (I'm a lightweight). Party ended up being a fluke so I had to have some less zooted friends drive me home. What a night!

154 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-02 21:24 [Del]

Drinking because I can't stop thinking and I just want to be numb.

It's not really helping.

155 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-08 15:28 [Del]

Pre-emptively bumping because I will be joining some friends for some sake and will likely be very drunk later.

156 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-08 16:12 [Del]

Gallon of sweet tea and 1/5th of bourbon!!!

Dear daddycool, may you forgive me these libations and forget the squandering of VIPcoins upon them.

157 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-09 01:06 [Del]

I am a senator from delaware.

158 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-09 01:06 [Del]

>>155 here.

I'm still sober. I wanted to buy more booze, but my wallet said no. :<

159 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-09 01:12 [Del]

>>158
I'm not >>155.
I'm just like you.
I'm still sober,
I wanted masturbate,
but the bible said no.

160 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-09 01:52 [Del]

I am still at afriend's house, had way too many shts of vodka, a good brand that didnt burn, but fuck if i know what it was called. i am starting ot get a tad bit sleepy though, and my friend went to bed with her boyfriend, so me and my other bro are hangin in the living room, about to sleep. i am suprised i ca ntype this legibly. i feel that i will look back at thia post in horroe tomorrow, but also feel tha i will enjoy it.

<3 you, VIPPERs

161 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-09 02:56 [Del]

Had some vodka shots, but at this point I'm more drunk on exercise and late-night exhaustion than anything else. I hung out with a girl that probably likes me but I think I didn't do a good job. Oh well.

162 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-09 05:00 [Del]

Been drinking bourbon and sweet tea going on day two now. Sent an email to VIPPER and they are very cool. Going to throw a shout out to the littlest VIPPER.

163 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-09 07:55 [Del]

Berry drunk ATM. Kinda wish I met mysterious VIPPER before because little miss vipper and I both have a fuckhuge crush now. Talent and skill isms so sexxxy.

164 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-09 10:46 [Del]

>>163
Berry drunk is best drunk

165 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-10 19:23 [Del]

I is drunk off of SUPERIOR JAPANESE beer and sake. I feel SUPERIOR.

166 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-11 00:57 [Del]

>>165
I want to crush your japanese spirit.

167 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-11 01:38 [Del]

>>166
Good luck with that, the bulk modulus of Japanese spirits is around 2 GPa.

168 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-11 11:13 [Del]

let's drown my sorrows and potentially get drunk to death .

169 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-11 11:43 [Del]

>>168
I wish I could do the same...

170 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-11 13:14 [Del]

>>169
why can't you?

171 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-11 16:06 [Del]

>>170
i cannot drown. i am a fish.

172 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-16 02:48 [Del]

>>168
my father was drunk to death, but he was a glass of water.

173 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-17 01:58 [Del]

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174 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-22 02:17 [Del]

As a fish, I am interested about both nooses and water.

175 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-30 20:31 [Del]

I am pretty drunk right now, but I feel normal. In fact, no matter how drunk I am, I feel like I am functioning perfectly normally. This is potentially problematic, since the knowledgeable part of me says that this must be impossible, and that although I might think I'm acting normally, I'm actually doing many stupid things.

So anyway, I'm gonna stop thinking now, and keep on feeling.

176 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-01 01:29 [Del]

Still drunk from last night in the morning
Haters gonna hate that whisky smell on my breath when I'm yawning
But they ain't gonna say shit
Cannae fuckin' dae shit
'Cause when it comes to going to class today I'm gonna fucking make it

Yeah... and it don't stop, real VIPPERS in the house we party and don't ever drop yeaaaaah

177 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-03 21:25 [Del]

I was really drunk last weekend, but now I'm high

I was high then too

178 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-08 10:27 [Del]

>>176 calum?

179 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-09 06:20 [Del]

My friend will be coming over tomorrow and we'll be drinking all day, so I'm posting in advance.

180 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-12 19:16 [Del]

MAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEE YER GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AND AFTER AAAAAAAAAAALL YOU'RE MY WONDERWAAAAAAAAAALL

181 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-12 19:17 [Del]

hic

182 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-13 02:05 [Del]

;-;

183 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-13 07:48 [Del]

Drunk, my friend just smashed two of my cups against the wall. I liked these cups.

184 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-13 19:58 [Del]

I have both stout and pale ale homebrew, so what the hell, black and tan. It's like a really hoppy stout.

185 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-21 02:30 [Del]

bodsyting nin this ther4eads when im tdrunk okljk on barenjager

its fuyckibgv dyude fighting a bearn over a bees nrest alsoi its poretty tasty

also vodka and chaqnpagne cola(not the sme as chmoagne) is very goods

didn 't bpther tp correct6 sand speellcheck bevcause legitamitelyt drnk but i thought id let ou know just bevsuse

hard to type peoperly because fingers keep going dfoor target

186 Name: Michigan D. Ghost : 2010-11-21 02:37 [Del]

sitting next to 185-san's making me disappoint at how comparatively lucid I am. Manly tunes are being blared
and we are having a most VIP time, however.

187 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-08 00:10 [Del]

My friend passed out. I'm having too much of a good buzz to go to sleep. orz

188 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-08 01:02 [Del]

>>187
now i have this woman ruining my good buzz trying to confront me about feelings and shit goddammit

189 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-08 06:55 [Del]

>>188
Sex her. If you're both still there.

190 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-08 20:17 [Del]

>>189
Believe me, if only it was that easy. The situation is a lot more complicated than that.

191 Name: soiuDSFD : 2010-12-09 15:12 [Del]

TYUI SUS THI SI S

192 Name: blatant : 2010-12-10 10:07 [Del]

let me guess ur one of them homosexuals....

I WILLL NEVER SERWE TIME, IF U ARE HUMAN, MAKING VAMPIRE CRIMES AGAINST VAMPIRES IS NOT CRIME....UNLEESS VAMPIRES KILL U.....MAKE ME FUCKING FREEE U BITCH ASS..i just do my time. no harm

STAKE ME IF I LIE, I MAKE HER VAMPIRE IF I LIE, I DO HAVE MAXCHIENE GUNS AND PISTOLS AND KNIVES, I DONT DIE EASY

193 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-14 16:44 [Del]

I'M DRINKING TO FORGET THAT MY RECENT SPLIT HAS MADE ME DEPRESSED AND ALSO BECAUSE I HAVE A JAVA ASSIGNMENT FOR TOMORROW AND I HAVE TO BE DRUNK TO EVEN BENIGN DRIYING TO TOLERATE THAT GODAWFUL EXCUSE FOR A LANGUAGE FUCK

YES I'M DRIKNKNING ALONE BUT WHATEVER RIGHT
IT WAS TESCO VALUE VODKA THAT I DECANTED INTO A CLASSIER BOTTLE I HAD LYING AROUND SO I'D DEPRESS MYSELF LESS

I MAY REGRET THIS WHEN NEXT I READ IT AND DELETE IT SO SORRY ABOUT THIS VIPPERS

194 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-17 15:44 [Del]

ok

I'm not drunk, I'm just a little buzzed (which means I'm correcting my spelling mistakes as I make them, but writing reeeeeal slow.)

there are three things I need to take off my chest.

this is not the happiest moments of my life. I've already posted in the suicide thread so no need to make duplicates, yet I feel like I'm going nowhere in my life.

otoh, I finally see that striving to become less of an introvert shy persona has eventually caught up to me: I'm having a decent time around people, something I haven't been able to claim until the dawn of being 25 years old.

last but not least, I want to give to SAoVQ a testament of my enduring love. I have given you a lot of my drawings and received a lot of fun and food for thought back. this is an isle of politeness and dumbfoolery at the same time, and there's something that will entice and entrance me forever.

you probably have understood who I am, but I don't care. let me say SAoVQ will be deep in my fiery heart. [citation needed]

195 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-17 17:52 [Del]

>>194 Daddy Cool, please don't leave us. Shares of VIP have been rapidly losing points, but don't worry! The recession is over!

I love you, man. I will always pay you as much as it takes to see your secret area.

196 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-23 18:55 [Del]

Drinking banana and chocolate liqueurs, listening to Journey and getting buzzed as all get-out. This almost makes up for spending another crimmas in this opportunityless hellhole perusing my options as to which lousy community college I can barely afford to drive to next semester will get me any piece of useless paper before I spend every penny of my college money on practicing skills I'm too depressed to develop on my own in this recursively depressing waste of space I'll never associate with anything besides crippling depression and demotivating self-hate.

197 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-07 03:07 [Del]

tonight was my 21st birthda ys o my friends took me out oh ym god I've never been this happy in my enitre life fucklkkkkkkkkkkkkk oh god i need to dirnk moer often it makes me love life so much more

198 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-22 23:07 [Del]

AM I DRINK?

YES

199 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-28 15:01 [Del]

sup. Even when completely and totally wasted I try to care about my spelling which is problematic. I've been also tryinto to hit the reply button but my mouse handling skills fail me

200 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-28 15:41 [Del]

>>199
I used to be the same way, but I've found it can be quite liberating to let yourself go and spell as drunkenly as you feel.

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