POs inthis theresd when your durnk OK (231)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2009-03-12 01:38 [Del]

hic

82 Name: VIPPER : 2010-05-08 16:44 [Del]

This double simcoe IPA is pretty tasty, lots of hops but it's 9% so there's a nice malt balance as well. Goes really well with spicy food.

83 Name: VIPPER : 2010-05-09 04:17 [Del]

Working on it even now. Have vodka, would prefer bourbon. Not feeling very VIP.

84 Name: VIPPER : 2010-05-10 00:18 [Del]

I got so drunk last weekend, I forgot to post in this thread.

85 Name: VIPPER : 2010-05-10 23:55 [Del]

>whisky is perfect for drinking alone

86 Name: VIPPER : 2010-05-11 15:23 [Del]

Last time I drank, I threw up. I don't like drinking anymore

( ・ัω・ั)

87 Name: VIPPER : 2010-05-11 19:07 [Del]

>>86
I usually forget about the last time I threw up the next time I get drunk.

88 Name: VIPPER : 2010-05-11 20:44 [Del]

I haven't thrown up in years, though some mornings (and afternoons, and sometimes continuing into the evenings) I wish I would have.

89 Name: VIPPER : 2010-05-14 19:29 [Del]

I havge absolutely nothing hilarious to say.

90 Name: VIPPER : 2010-05-23 21:20 [Del]

I have some wine left that's just been sitting there for awhile, but now it's gone bad and kind of tastes like vinegar. Will decantering make it taste better?

91 Name: VIPPER : 2010-05-24 02:12 [Del]

  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 beer! beer!
 ⊂彡

92 Name: VIPPER : 2010-05-24 09:38 [Del]

>> 90

Nothing will ever take wine taste better.

93 Name: VIPPER : 2010-05-24 15:00 [Del]

>>92

Well, >>90 should decanter the wine anyway just because decantering is VIP.

94 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-02 15:35 [Del]

Hello lads and lasses.

95 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-03 11:43 [Del]

lards and lardasses

96 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-03 14:28 [Del]

today we're gonna talk about nikola tesla

97 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-03 16:22 [Del]

>>96
Does he have beer?

98 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-04 01:44 [Del]

today i discovered singapore slings

and i liked it

99 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-13 05:19 [Del]

Vodka and marijuana is one hell of a Gemini combonation... I am VIP

100 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-14 22:29 [Del]

Drinking to my 100GET

101 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-17 22:18 [Del]

oh man
oh god oh man

102 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-20 01:00 [Del]

So i've been watching this old animu called Sketchbook full colors

its the only animu that ive watched that critiqued the iraq war (ep.2 or 3)

103 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-20 01:11 [Del]

MY PENIS IS FULLY FUNCTIONING /links

104 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-20 09:07 [Del]

I drank and smoked marijuana last night for the first time; it was Tanasinn!

105 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-20 09:22 [Del]

>>104
You are only supposed to smoke it. I think that's what went wrong.

106 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-20 22:08 [Del]

>>104
The first time and only time I've been drunk I was high; I am >>99 and it was amazing. I'm high now, but not drunk, so I guess I shouldn't really be posting... I'll sage it.

107 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-24 19:35 [Del]

Where did this thread go? In any case, we're drunk now, and for some reason we wish we were wearing ties and suits rather than slacks. My penis doesn't wokr though.

108 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-24 20:26 [Del]

Tonight I'm going to throw away all inhibitions! I will tie my tie around my head, and sing karaoke all night long!

109 Name: mailto:sage : 2010-06-26 01:52 [Del]

I don't think, but feel drunk.,\\\

110 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-30 03:49 [Del]

Ok,, I remembered to post in this thread when i was drunk.

i just have to say, florida is dicks. However, i'm feeling, instead of thinking and that's always great.
delictious orange juice and tequila, as ell as whiskey and coke. I have determined that whiskey and diet coke tastes a bit like chocolate.

111 Name: Michigan D. Ghost : 2010-06-30 04:03 [Del]

chillaxing in damned hot florida with my fellow vipper. Things are pretty Tanasinn, and I've managed to rediscover how much fun a bit of the old drink n' draw is. Whiskey and coke as far as the eye can see, and all both bottles of Tequila are as dead as the orange juice. The good news is we're headed back home in a bit, which means tolerable temperatures and a weekend with my own tablecat soon enough.

112 Name: CHEERS : 2010-07-05 12:46 [Del]

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113 Name: BEERS : 2010-07-05 22:39 [Del]

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114 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-05 22:58 [Del]

>>108
Don't get too crazy!!!

115 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-08 21:17 [Del]

We be VIPPERS three,
Pardona moi, je vous an pree!
Lately come forth of QUALITY,
With never a VIPCOIN of money!

Here, good VIPPER, I drink to thee!
Pardona moi, je vous an pree!
To all good VIPPERS, wherever they be!
With never a VIPCOIN of money!

116 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-12 23:30 [Del]

I ran out of melon soda abnd I drank midori and lemondae but I drank too muc and now I feel unvip ;__;

117 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-12 23:48 [Del]

Getting into my second small serving of Everclear and fruit juice. Starting to get dangerously close to that border between tipsy and drunk...

118 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-14 22:18 [Del]

>>117
It's not dangerous until youre drunk..(hahahahahahahahahahaha)

On a side note your sage led me to deep contemplation;
do we sage this thread because we are guilty about our drunkenness, or because we are fucking stupid while drunk.

119 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-14 22:19 [Del]

I just read >>116..
Hypothesis provern.

120 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-14 22:25 [Del]

Why are you asking them to spike their hair?
If you like asian boys shouldn't you accept them the way they are??

121 Post deleted by user.

122 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-15 13:10 [Del]

<*`∀´ > kekeke *hic*

123 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-15 13:11 [Del]

<*`∀´ > kekeke *hic*

124 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-15 13:34 [Del]

Vaniller vodker an' orange soder!
Vaniller vodker an' orange soder!

125 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-15 14:05 [Del]

Found out I'm still accepted into my fifth year of college even though I should've been (and was, but managed to reconcile) kicked out at the end of the second. Celebrating with copious amount of alcohol yet still wondering if next year I'll clean up my act or skip 90% of my classes like the past 2,5 years.

126 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-15 20:48 [Del]

Most of the way through a bottle of pomegranate wine from Armenia, first time trying it, pretty good stuff.

127 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-17 17:36 [Del]

A former republic of the Soviet Union, Armenia is a unitary, multiparty, democratic nation-state with an ancient and historic cultural heritage. The Kingdom of Armenia was the first state to adopt Christianity as its religion[10] in the early years of the 4th century (the traditional date is 301).[11] The modern Republic of Armenia recognizes the Armenian Apostolic Church as the national church of Armenia, although the republic has separation of church and state.[12]

128 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-08 19:17 [Del]

I only just realized I was listening to Computer Love and I burst out crying.

129 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-08 23:07 [Del]

I just killed a mosquito, wonder how drunk she would have been if I hadn't?

130 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-17 14:20 [Del]

Getting drunk on whiskey.

131 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-18 16:10 [Del]

Had some homebrewed wine

132 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-18 21:32 [Del]

I dont get drunk as a matter of fact is is the alcohol which gets drunk (by me, in case you were mistaken)

133 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-04 09:36 [Del]

I am drunk first time in this year.
Drinking beer btw.

134 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-04 18:01 [Del]

I am not drunk as I cannot yet legally obtain alcohol in this legal jurisdiction. However, I will pre-emptively post because it is very possible that I will be drunk on my birthday.

135 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-04 21:13 [Del]

I am drinking to >>134's getting drunk in the future.

136 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-05 14:05 [Del]

>>134
In the Secret Garden of VIP Quality, alcohol grows on trees!

137 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-05 14:33 [Del]

>>133 here again.
I was not really drunk yesterday but now I am really drunk. When you are drunk you feel more than you think so you are somewhat tanasinnn-.

138 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-05 17:57 [Del]

>>137
I gp to sleep now zzzzzzzzzzzz.

139 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-06 05:25 [Del]

Cant sleep, vipping in the dark.

140 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-07 20:40 [Del]

I am drunk but I only feel physically drunk, mentally I feel pretty much sober. Weird.

141 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-11 00:57 [Del]

posting in this thresd whgen im ddurnk ok

142 Name: Michigan D. Ghost : 2010-09-11 01:01 [Del]

Lying on the floor next to previous vipper's post while durnk.

It's easy to tell when one is durnk when one uses appendages that are not ones arms or legs to stand back up.

143 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-11 02:52 [Del]

waking and baking on a saturday morning

144 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-11 05:25 [Del]

I was drunk last night, but now I am just thirsty and cold.

145 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-11 10:03 [Del]

>>142

>appendages that are not ones arms or legs

(´ヘ`;)

146 Name: Michigan D. Ghost : 2010-09-12 00:28 [Del]

>>145
The head and neck.

147 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-13 17:48 [Del]

eyelids? liek, 28 grams of eye

148 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-16 10:54 [Del]

can haz buttplug

149 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-25 06:56 [Del]

Brownie saturday

150 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-25 20:32 [Del]

I am so drunk listening to Japanese progressive rock (a band called People) and thinking about how the world is odd.

151 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-01 21:23 [Del]

I'm drunk. I've dnoe all my talltale sings of being drnuk.

152 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-01 21:32 [Del]

>>134
I can't get drunk on my birthday because I have exams scheduled for that day and the next day. :<

ま、ええっか。 あとで、あとで...

153 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-02 02:40 [Del]

I am mostly high but I drank a bit too (I'm a lightweight). Party ended up being a fluke so I had to have some less zooted friends drive me home. What a night!

154 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-02 21:24 [Del]

Drinking because I can't stop thinking and I just want to be numb.

It's not really helping.

155 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-08 15:28 [Del]

Pre-emptively bumping because I will be joining some friends for some sake and will likely be very drunk later.

156 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-08 16:12 [Del]

Gallon of sweet tea and 1/5th of bourbon!!!

Dear daddycool, may you forgive me these libations and forget the squandering of VIPcoins upon them.

157 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-09 01:06 [Del]

I am a senator from delaware.

158 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-09 01:06 [Del]

>>155 here.

I'm still sober. I wanted to buy more booze, but my wallet said no. :<

159 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-09 01:12 [Del]

>>158
I'm not >>155.
I'm just like you.
I'm still sober,
I wanted masturbate,
but the bible said no.

160 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-09 01:52 [Del]

I am still at afriend's house, had way too many shts of vodka, a good brand that didnt burn, but fuck if i know what it was called. i am starting ot get a tad bit sleepy though, and my friend went to bed with her boyfriend, so me and my other bro are hangin in the living room, about to sleep. i am suprised i ca ntype this legibly. i feel that i will look back at thia post in horroe tomorrow, but also feel tha i will enjoy it.

<3 you, VIPPERs

161 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-09 02:56 [Del]

Had some vodka shots, but at this point I'm more drunk on exercise and late-night exhaustion than anything else. I hung out with a girl that probably likes me but I think I didn't do a good job. Oh well.

162 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-09 05:00 [Del]

Been drinking bourbon and sweet tea going on day two now. Sent an email to VIPPER and they are very cool. Going to throw a shout out to the littlest VIPPER.

163 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-09 07:55 [Del]

Berry drunk ATM. Kinda wish I met mysterious VIPPER before because little miss vipper and I both have a fuckhuge crush now. Talent and skill isms so sexxxy.

164 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-09 10:46 [Del]

>>163
Berry drunk is best drunk

165 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-10 19:23 [Del]

I is drunk off of SUPERIOR JAPANESE beer and sake. I feel SUPERIOR.

166 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-11 00:57 [Del]

>>165
I want to crush your japanese spirit.

167 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-11 01:38 [Del]

>>166
Good luck with that, the bulk modulus of Japanese spirits is around 2 GPa.

168 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-11 11:13 [Del]

let's drown my sorrows and potentially get drunk to death .

169 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-11 11:43 [Del]

>>168
I wish I could do the same...

170 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-11 13:14 [Del]

>>169
why can't you?

171 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-11 16:06 [Del]

>>170
i cannot drown. i am a fish.

172 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-16 02:48 [Del]

>>168
my father was drunk to death, but he was a glass of water.

173 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-17 01:58 [Del]

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174 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-22 02:17 [Del]

As a fish, I am interested about both nooses and water.

175 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-30 20:31 [Del]

I am pretty drunk right now, but I feel normal. In fact, no matter how drunk I am, I feel like I am functioning perfectly normally. This is potentially problematic, since the knowledgeable part of me says that this must be impossible, and that although I might think I'm acting normally, I'm actually doing many stupid things.

So anyway, I'm gonna stop thinking now, and keep on feeling.

176 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-01 01:29 [Del]

Still drunk from last night in the morning
Haters gonna hate that whisky smell on my breath when I'm yawning
But they ain't gonna say shit
Cannae fuckin' dae shit
'Cause when it comes to going to class today I'm gonna fucking make it

Yeah... and it don't stop, real VIPPERS in the house we party and don't ever drop yeaaaaah

177 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-03 21:25 [Del]

I was really drunk last weekend, but now I'm high

I was high then too

178 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-08 10:27 [Del]

>>176 calum?

179 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-09 06:20 [Del]

My friend will be coming over tomorrow and we'll be drinking all day, so I'm posting in advance.

180 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-12 19:16 [Del]

MAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEE YER GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AND AFTER AAAAAAAAAAALL YOU'RE MY WONDERWAAAAAAAAAALL

181 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-12 19:17 [Del]

hic

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