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@i @@( @EΦEj@Would you like fries with that?!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Super size me please!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I'm sorry France-san... I don't really like any of your food. Do you know where a McDonalds is?
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@i @@( @EΦEj@So then I told him, get a brain moran!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Hello everyone! My name is pig.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I'm going to take out another mortgage on my house and then use that money to go on vacation!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I was told to expect more, and now that I've got more, I want more!
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@i @@( @EΦEjHey I've got an idea let's take the features that I like from other cultures and novelize them!
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>>10
hey you can't be american you're threatening to expose the very foundation of SAoVQ and no pig would ever be that insightful
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@i @@( @EΦEj I got my son a rifle for his eleventh birthday. One has to be cautious these days.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Are you threatening me, >>11? I'm going to bomb you now
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@i @@( @EΦEj oink oinkteehee
@@΅[ ΅i give me all your oil
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@i @@( @EΦEj@It's not torture, it's patriotism.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I am warrantlessly wiretapping >>17
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@i @@( @EΦEj@That football play was DA BOMB!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I think commercials are a legitimate form of entertainment.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Im quite worried about flu variations!
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@i @@( @EΦEjHello European monarchs and high ranking
@@΅[ ΅i officials, I come bearing gifts of DVDs and ipods! Let me give you a hug!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Gotta love that HEE-HAW!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Coca cola, sometimes war
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Sugar? We replaced that with corn
@@΅[ ΅i@years ago.
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@i @@( @EΦEj Hold on, I need to go get my $8 coffee from starbucks
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@i @@( @EΦEj Jesus was African-American.
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@i @@( @EΦEjI CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU >>5
@@΅[ ΅i speak american or get out of my country oink
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@i @@( @EΦEj@If English was good enough for Jesus, then it's good enough for Texas schoolchildren!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@My other son is turning 14, so I was thinking of buying him a car. But he said he'd like
@@΅[ ΅i@@a sports model. I'm not sure what to buy. Do they make coupé hummers?
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Swine Flu!
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meanwhile in japan...
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@i @@( @EΦEjManifest Destiny told us to kill the Darkies.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@The government should stop interfering and focus on creating markets!
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@i @@( @EΦEj >>39 Haha, get a load of the fatty over there.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@We make better Mexican food than Mexico.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Does that come in an even bigger size?
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Happy Mexican independence day, everyone!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I have no idea what that is, but today I'm getting smashed for Cinco de Mayo!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Give me bacon or give me death
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@i @@( @EΦEj@cough cough god i hate swine flu... cough
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@i @@( @EΦEj@11% of Mexicos population lives in me, isn't that interesting?
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@i @@( @EΦEj
@@΅[ ΅i http://i39.tinypic.com/2dqofuv.jpg
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Could you supersize me twice?
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Could you supersize me twice?
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@i @@( @EΦEj@http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0yVaHKcs9E
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@i @@( @EΦEj@IT WILL NOT TAKE OFF YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHI MORANS
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I'm a bad*ss motherf*cker.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I make shitty cars and get paid more than my fair share to build them
@@΅[ ΅i Next I screw my fellow Americans by making politicians bail my fat ass out.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@>>57, what are you talking about you're not
fat at all!
@@΅[ ΅i In fact I think you need to eat more! Here eat this deep fried twinkie
@ Γ@άΝάRΜ >>57-58
@i @@( @EΦEj@How did you guys lose so much weight?
@@΅[ ΅i It must have been pills. Can I pay in installments?
>>59
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@i @@( @EΦEjPost 57 here:@At the shitty car factory I work in, I have to park towards the middle of the parking lot.
@@΅[ ΅i It sure is a long walk. By the time I reach the end, I sweat quite a bit.
Maybe that is why I am not fat like the others here.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I'm not gay, but I like to wear gay clothes because a television show told me all cool people wear gay clothes.
@@΅[ ΅i The TV actors told me that this is called "Metrosexual."
The same ideas don't apply to lesbians. They wear no clothes and do lesbian things in front of a camera.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Obama said he was going to pull the troops out of Iraq, why are no television stations broadcasting that?
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@i @@( @EΦEj 5 dollar foot-longs
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@i @@( @EΦEj 5 dollars for 5 Arby's roast beef sandwiches...
@@΅[ ΅i And sometimes free stuff on Wednesday!
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@i @@( @EΦEjHold that elevator!
@@΅[ ΅i Could you press "2" for me?
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@i @@( @EΦEjHold that elevator!
@@΅[ ΅i Could you press "1" for me?
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@i @@( @EΦEjNo seriously, give me all your oil.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Chatting is quality too!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I saw a real Gatchaman episode for the first time.
@@΅[ ΅i Our TV companies sure fucked up the translation and editing.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Privatize profits, socialize costs
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Eurofags call soccer "Football" but real football is played with a ball which is not a sphere, and the foot is only used in kickoff, field goal, and punt!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@How appropriate, then, that the American colloquialism for this non-spherical "ball" is "pig's kin".
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@i @@( @EΦEj@You are wrong for saying Americans create the most pollution!
@@΅[ ΅i Has anybody seen Beijing or Shanghai?
They make Los Angeles look like paradise!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Get money, fuck bitches
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I need energy drinks to get me through
@@΅[ ΅i the day!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@NASCAR > All other racing leagues.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Auto racing > All other sports
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@i @@( @EΦEj@...except for baseball.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@...until we invent RACEball.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I'll take a diet water
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Hold on dude let me put my GPS in my car
@@΅[ ΅i before we drive to the supermarket.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@For her birthday I'm getting my daughter
@@΅[ ΅i that new surgery where they suck the fat out of your ass and put it in your tits. She's gonna be smoking hot when it's done.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@How will you pay for her back surgery? Extra large boobs cause back pain.
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>>96
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@i @@( @EΦEjI have a lot of money left over from the
@@΅[ ΅i divorce with my husband
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I need back surgery because of the extra 75 lbs I'm carrying.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Obamasatan chemtrails government is killing the race horses for lizard food
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I'm too lazy to do anything about this 100GET
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Squeal like a pig, boy.
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@i @@( @EΦEjdoes anyone have any talcum powder that I could rub on my thighs?
@@΅[ ΅i They rub together a lot
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@i @@( @EΦEjI hate Mexicans for invading our country.
@@΅[ ΅i We would never take over a land not our own!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I am too fat to move from this spot,
@@΅[ ΅i How does tablecat cope?
>>wanker
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@i @@( @EΦEj ...
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I may be so fat I have to ride around in a motorized wheelchair, but that won't stop me
@@΅[ ΅i@@from wheeling over there and kicking your ass, >>105, you impostor! Get outa here!
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@i @@( @EΦEj Illegal immigration should be illegal. Can someone write a law for that?
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Three-for-one? What happened to the quad?
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I am going to sue you!
@@΅[ ΅i I WILL HAVE ALL OF YOUR JOBS
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@i @@( @EΦEj@China would collapse under the weight of its people
@@΅[ ΅i if so many of them stopped sneaking into the USA on container ships.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@make me a sandwich, >>112
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Shut up and sing! (unless I agree with your opinion)
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@i @@( @EΦEj@You need to be more open minded!
@@΅[ ΅i Tolerate my intolerance!
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@i @@( @EΦEjI'm so open minded that if someone else has an idea that is even 1% different from mine,
@@΅[ ΅i Then that person is the most racist, sexist homophobic, xenophobic, close minded person in existence.
Ardou Debitou is good because nobody in America gets away with having a sign that says foreigners aren't allowed, so why should anyone else? Xenophobic bastard Japanese. Shut up and build some more Toyotas and animate some more television shows, Japanese asshole!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Fucking asians of crap, learn some english and stop typing in your assfuck language...
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@i @@( ζ΅EΦEj@I like those Chinese animes. I like them so much that I got this tattoo! Dunno what it says though.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@In today's post 9/11 world, it's important to remember that we share values like baseball.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I love going to baseball games with my friends where we all eat hot dogs and wash them down with beer.
@@΅[ ΅i When there is an away game, we all go to our friend's house where the largest TV is located. We have pizzas delivered to his house and we all wash them down with beer.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@You want to eat at an restaurant? Only if they have a drive-thru.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@What do you mean you don't accept American Express?
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I am not disgusting uguu~
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@i @@( @EΦEj@REAL men dig BBWs.
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@i @@( @EΦEj On the other hand, it ain't a woman unless it has blonde hair,
@@΅[ ΅i orange skin, giant boobs, and hasn't eaten in a month. Anything less is a horse.
>>127
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@i @@( @EΦEjYeah, bitch. You're getting really fat. Why don't you stop eating. Here, I'll eat your dinner for you.
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@i @@( @EΦEj I got tired of American BBW.
@@΅[ ΅i I like http://jamz.kir.jp BBW.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@mmm bacon
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@ Γ@άΝάRΜ Because I drive a Toyota, play Nintendo games, have a box set of Voltron DVDs, and occasionally eat sushi
@i @@( @EΦEj@I thought everything in Japan was great, but one day someone said "Actually there is something shitty in Japan.
@@΅[ ΅i He showed me Night Shift Nurses, and I vomited my triple spam and mayo sandwich all over the 72 inch TV screen
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@i @@( @EΦEj@mmm bacon
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@i @@( @EΦEj@GODDAMNIT IT MOM! I'm a man! I'm 30 now and I demand a larger allowance! Don't make me throw a tantrum!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Yeah! You show her, fellow pig! It's a good thing that college turned out to be an extension of adolescence because I love majoring in business, slacking off and partying WHOO HOO! BEER PONG!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Madden 09
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Conspicuous consumption?
I do not approve.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Madden 09 sucks, I got Madden 10... fuck, they're making Madden 11? Better get that too.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Metric measurements are for fags.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@And fag enablers.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I'll sue you for every penny you've got, >>140 !!!
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@i @@( @EΦEjTom Clancy is the Dickens of our time
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@i @@( @EΦEjI like the games. The books have to many words.
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@i @@( @EΦEjThe dollar menu is a godsend in this economy.
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@i @@( @EΦEj>>147 I know, it's a great way to save money when you take your girlfriend out
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@i @@( @EΦEjAgreed, >>148! It totally is! Hi, I'll have 23 cheeseburgers. Yes, I would like to supersize all of them.
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@i @@( @EΦEjMy favorite kind of cheese is the individually wrapped cheese
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@i @@( @EΦEjBan alcohol? Sure why not
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@i @@( @EΦEjI'm not gonna stop drinkin though, gettin drunk and running kids down is the American way
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@i @@( @EΦEj >>149 You can't super size anymore because some hippie made a movie.
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>>153
Just ask for the MegaSize. They still do that at quality eating establishments.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I came here for a fuckin super size and I'll get it if I have to sue this dump to the ground!!
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@i @@( @EΦEjHave a blind hope for the future, but really doom awaits you all
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@i @@( @EΦEjI just finished making the minimum payments on my fancy car.
@@΅[ ΅i That means this is the time to trade in that old car for a new fancy car!
Anybody know of something that makes my fat ass look small?
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@i @@( @EΦEjI wonder how many points this diet coke is worth on
@@΅[ ΅i my weight watchers diet...
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@i @@( @EΦEjLocking me out of the SAoVL thread is discrimination against the white man!
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@i @@( @EΦEjI'm on a diet. I only eat frozen lean cuisine meals! I have 2 in the morning, 3 for lunch and 7 for dinner. I'll be thin in no time!
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>>160
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@i @@( @EΦEjI wash it all down with Diet Coke
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@i @@( @EΦEjI drink 12 cans of the lightest light beer everyday. That ought to improve my weight.
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@i @@( @EΦEj*Baseless, hypocritical accusations*!
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@i @@( @EΦEjThough we might have a higher % of our population
@@΅[ ΅i @in jail, we're still the home of the free.
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@i @@( @EΦEjSome dumb people are upset that the 9-11 conspiracy islamofachists are being tried in NYC.
@@΅[ ΅i I say "Bye guys, try not to drop the soap while in prison!"
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@i @@( @EΦEjJim Carrey deserves an Oscar!
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@i @@( @EΦEjSan Dimas High School Football RULES!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Holy shit, that moocow has four dicks!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Who cares about the World Cup? We win the World Series every year!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I'm a BBW.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@There's more of me to love.
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@i @@( @EΦEj Doin' my shopping on Christmas Eve.
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@i @@( @EΦEj Takin' the family out for a nice dinner. I have coupons in the mail from McDonalds.
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@i @@( @$Φ$j Pigga bank bitch.
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@i @@( @EΦEjhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJzbIt37FVo
@@΅[ ΅i Shot me a 60 incher
I always thought sports fans were retarded, but this is beyond words...
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@i @@( @EΦEj Shooting a deer is a rite of passage where a boy becomes a man
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Oil!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@So China thinks their wall is something to boast about?
@@΅[ ΅i We'll show them. We can build a bigger and better wall. An American wall!
>An American wall!
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@i @@( @EΦEjDon't worry there's a pill for that!
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@i @@( @EΦEj That wasn't in the list of side-effects!
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@i @@( @EΦEjFuckin slowpoke asians. Petal to the metal, slanteyes!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Four legs good, two legs bad!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Who are you? You don't look American.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I didn't know you were African-American.
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@i @@( ΜEΦEj@Bagels, delicious bagels
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@i @@( @EΦEjWe have Mexicans for that!
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@i @@( @EΦEjCome to Taco Bell for that authentic south-of-the-border experience
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@i @@( @EΦEjOnly thing jews are good for.
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@i @@( @EΦEjA Jew Lawyer got me a million dollars after a post office crashed into me.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93kc7yE-4sA
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I wish Obonga would bomb something already.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Freedom to eat twinkies is guaranteed by the fourth-and-a-half'th amendment.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@ But I aint no queer! I'm so not queer I can't watch that so called "straight" porn because
@@΅[ ΅i@ it has other guys dicks in it!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Health care is for commies.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Can't go anywhere these days without a gun. Just look at the news.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Mess with us and you'll get a boot in yer ass...cause it's the AMERICAN way!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Hands off my Medicare!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@USA! USA! USA!
@@΅[ ΅i Just look at all those talented, overachieving Koreans who come here for high school.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@filthy gubberment stay away from my guns
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@i @@( @EΦEj@All of the poor people should have known better than to be poor. Serves them right. I love mindless capitalism!
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@i @@( @EΦEj Dollar value menus? I can eat more for less?
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@i @@( @EΦEj OH WELL, I GUESS YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO COLLEGE
@@΅[ ΅i They have scholarships, you know.
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@i @@( @EΦEj Yurop? What the hell would I want to go to that shithole for?
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@i @@( @EΦEj >>231 HAHA! LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE DEAD BODIES! IT'S JUST LIKE A VIDEO GAME!
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I like my part of North America. I wish we would leave the union though. '_'
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@i @@( @EΦEj I can get behind that! The South will rise again!
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Actually Cascadia. We have tried to succeed from the union three times already, but they always used military force to put us down.
YOU WON'T READ ABOUT THAT IN YOUR FEDERALLY APPROVED TEXTBOOKS WILL YOU AMERICA?
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@i @@( @EΦEj Does that page come in simple? I'm having a hard time with those fancy words like
@@΅[ ΅i@@@ "sovereign"
Cascadia wouldn't last long, don't fool your shit.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@What do you mean? I know where twitter is.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I had one last week and can still feel it digesting
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwAtNILh6uY
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@i @@( @EΦEj@A world without America would mean...a world with more Injuns!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@hi fructose corn syrup please
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@i @@( @EΦEj God bless cable news!
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@i @@( @EΦEjThis thread is just over a year old now!
@@΅[ ΅i 100 more years of 'Merica! OINK OINK
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@i @@( @EΦEj@You know who else had universal health care? Hitler!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Kim Jong Il has it too!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Ford has the best cars out there
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Ford has the best cars out there
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Somebody somewhere is criticizing me, I just know it!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Damn niggers and their horns, niggers I tell you
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Whoa there, >255! Don't use this word! The proper term is vuvuzela.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Fox News is a lifesaver!
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@i @@( @EΦEj my car has a $un roof
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@i @@( @EΦEj I love 24hr food markets.
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@i @@( @EΦEjI JUST WANT MORE HOUSES
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@i @@( @EΦEjWould somebody please bring me a beer?
@@΅[ ΅i I have become glued to the couch and can't stop watching "American idol"
We have so many out of work we sure can use more people
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@i @@( @EΦEj Man, we kicked Britain's ass, we kicked, we kicked Mexico's ass, we kicked Spain's ass, we kicked Germany's ass, we kicked Corean ass,
@@΅[ ΅i we even kicked our own ass! We can pretty much kick anyone's ass, cause we're just that awesome.
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surprised me too I went to my cousins in Georgia and sure enough he had an extension cord long enough to reach from his neigbors shed to his trailor
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@i @@( @EΦEj Mexicans don't need a Visa!
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Well why not? Maybe if they had some credit like a real person they wouldn't keep trying to steal my job to buy them sombreroes and refried beans.
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@i @@( @EΦEj Extra sauce please!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@My neighbour knows how to spell!
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@i @@( @EΦEj The free market must always be respected! Unless it's against our favor.
@@΅[ ΅i@@Then we break out the tariffs and restrictions and force people to buy American!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@>>277 YOU ARE NOT AMERICAN!! GET OUT OF THIS THREAD!!
@@΅[ ΅iWE DON'T TAKE TO KINDLY TO YOU ENGLISH TYPES AROUND HERE!!
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