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@i @@( @EΦEj@Would you like fries with that?!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Super size me please!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I'm sorry France-san... I don't really like any of your food. Do you know where a McDonalds is?
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@i @@( @EΦEj@So then I told him, get a brain moran!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Hello everyone! My name is pig.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I'm going to take out another mortgage on my house and then use that money to go on vacation!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I was told to expect more, and now that I've got more, I want more!
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@i @@( @EΦEjHey I've got an idea let's take the features that I like from other cultures and novelize them!
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hey you can't be american you're threatening to expose the very foundation of SAoVQ and no pig would ever be that insightful
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@i @@( @EΦEj I got my son a rifle for his eleventh birthday. One has to be cautious these days.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Are you threatening me, >>11? I'm going to bomb you now
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@i @@( @EΦEj oink oinkteehee
@@΅[ ΅i give me all your oil
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@i @@( @EΦEj@It's not torture, it's patriotism.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I am warrantlessly wiretapping >>17
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@i @@( @EΦEj@That football play was DA BOMB!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I think commercials are a legitimate form of entertainment.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Im quite worried about flu variations!
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@i @@( @EΦEjHello European monarchs and high ranking
@@΅[ ΅i officials, I come bearing gifts of DVDs and ipods! Let me give you a hug!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Gotta love that HEE-HAW!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Coca cola, sometimes war
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Sugar? We replaced that with corn
@@΅[ ΅i@years ago.
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@i @@( @EΦEj Hold on, I need to go get my $8 coffee from starbucks
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@i @@( @EΦEj Jesus was African-American.
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@i @@( @EΦEjI CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU >>5
@@΅[ ΅i speak american or get out of my country oink
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@i @@( @EΦEj@If English was good enough for Jesus, then it's good enough for Texas schoolchildren!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@My other son is turning 14, so I was thinking of buying him a car. But he said he'd like
@@΅[ ΅i@@a sports model. I'm not sure what to buy. Do they make coupé hummers?
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Swine Flu!
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@i @@( @EΦEjManifest Destiny told us to kill the Darkies.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@The government should stop interfering and focus on creating markets!
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@i @@( @EΦEj >>39 Haha, get a load of the fatty over there.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@We make better Mexican food than Mexico.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Does that come in an even bigger size?
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Happy Mexican independence day, everyone!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I have no idea what that is, but today I'm getting smashed for Cinco de Mayo!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Give me bacon or give me death
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@i @@( @EΦEj@cough cough god i hate swine flu... cough
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@i @@( @EΦEj@11% of Mexicos population lives in me, isn't that interesting?
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@i @@( @EΦEj
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Could you supersize me twice?
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Could you supersize me twice?
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@i @@( @EΦEj@http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0yVaHKcs9E
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@i @@( @EΦEj@IT WILL NOT TAKE OFF YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHI MORANS
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I'm a bad*ss motherf*cker.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I make shitty cars and get paid more than my fair share to build them
@@΅[ ΅i Next I screw my fellow Americans by making politicians bail my fat ass out.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@>>57, what are you talking about you're not
fat at all!
@@΅[ ΅i In fact I think you need to eat more! Here eat this deep fried twinkie
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@i @@( @EΦEj@How did you guys lose so much weight?
@@΅[ ΅i It must have been pills. Can I pay in installments?
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@i @@( @EΦEjPost 57 here:@At the shitty car factory I work in, I have to park towards the middle of the parking lot.
@@΅[ ΅i It sure is a long walk. By the time I reach the end, I sweat quite a bit.
Maybe that is why I am not fat like the others here.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I'm not gay, but I like to wear gay clothes because a television show told me all cool people wear gay clothes.
@@΅[ ΅i The TV actors told me that this is called "Metrosexual."
The same ideas don't apply to lesbians. They wear no clothes and do lesbian things in front of a camera.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Obama said he was going to pull the troops out of Iraq, why are no television stations broadcasting that?
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@i @@( @EΦEj 5 dollar foot-longs
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@i @@( @EΦEj 5 dollars for 5 Arby's roast beef sandwiches...
@@΅[ ΅i And sometimes free stuff on Wednesday!
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@i @@( @EΦEjHold that elevator!
@@΅[ ΅i Could you press "2" for me?
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@i @@( @EΦEjHold that elevator!
@@΅[ ΅i Could you press "1" for me?
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@i @@( @EΦEjNo seriously, give me all your oil.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Chatting is quality too!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I saw a real Gatchaman episode for the first time.
@@΅[ ΅i Our TV companies sure fucked up the translation and editing.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Privatize profits, socialize costs
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Eurofags call soccer "Football" but real football is played with a ball which is not a sphere, and the foot is only used in kickoff, field goal, and punt!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@How appropriate, then, that the American colloquialism for this non-spherical "ball" is "pig's kin".
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@i @@( @EΦEj@You are wrong for saying Americans create the most pollution!
@@΅[ ΅i Has anybody seen Beijing or Shanghai?
They make Los Angeles look like paradise!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Get money, fuck bitches
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I need energy drinks to get me through
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@i @@( @EΦEj@NASCAR > All other racing leagues.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Auto racing > All other sports
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@i @@( @EΦEj@...except for baseball.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@...until we invent RACEball.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I'll take a diet water
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Hold on dude let me put my GPS in my car
@@΅[ ΅i before we drive to the supermarket.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@For her birthday I'm getting my daughter
@@΅[ ΅i that new surgery where they suck the fat out of your ass and put it in your tits. She's gonna be smoking hot when it's done.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@How will you pay for her back surgery? Extra large boobs cause back pain.
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@i @@( @EΦEjI have a lot of money left over from the
@@΅[ ΅i divorce with my husband
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I need back surgery because of the extra 75 lbs I'm carrying.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Obamasatan chemtrails government is killing the race horses for lizard food
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I'm too lazy to do anything about this 100GET
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