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@i @@( ΜEΦEj@Bagels, delicious bagels
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@i @@( @EΦEjWe have Mexicans for that!
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@i @@( @EΦEjCome to Taco Bell for that authentic south-of-the-border experience
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@i @@( @EΦEjOnly thing jews are good for.
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@i @@( @EΦEjA Jew Lawyer got me a million dollars after a post office crashed into me.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93kc7yE-4sA
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I wish Obonga would bomb something already.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Freedom to eat twinkies is guaranteed by the fourth-and-a-half'th amendment.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@ But I aint no queer! I'm so not queer I can't watch that so called "straight" porn because
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Health care is for commies.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Can't go anywhere these days without a gun. Just look at the news.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Mess with us and you'll get a boot in yer ass...cause it's the AMERICAN way!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Hands off my Medicare!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@USA! USA! USA!
@@΅[ ΅i Just look at all those talented, overachieving Koreans who come here for high school.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@filthy gubberment stay away from my guns
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@i @@( @EΦEj@All of the poor people should have known better than to be poor. Serves them right. I love mindless capitalism!
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@i @@( @EΦEj Dollar value menus? I can eat more for less?
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@i @@( @EΦEj OH WELL, I GUESS YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO COLLEGE
@@΅[ ΅i They have scholarships, you know.
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@i @@( @EΦEj Yurop? What the hell would I want to go to that shithole for?
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@i @@( @EΦEj >>231 HAHA! LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE DEAD BODIES! IT'S JUST LIKE A VIDEO GAME!
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@i @@( @EΦEj I can get behind that! The South will rise again!
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Actually Cascadia. We have tried to succeed from the union three times already, but they always used military force to put us down.
YOU WON'T READ ABOUT THAT IN YOUR FEDERALLY APPROVED TEXTBOOKS WILL YOU AMERICA?
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@i @@( @EΦEj Does that page come in simple? I'm having a hard time with those fancy words like
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Cascadia wouldn't last long, don't fool your shit.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@What do you mean? I know where twitter is.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I had one last week and can still feel it digesting
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@i @@( @EΦEj@A world without America would mean...a world with more Injuns!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@hi fructose corn syrup please
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@i @@( @EΦEj God bless cable news!
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@i @@( @EΦEjThis thread is just over a year old now!
@@΅[ ΅i 100 more years of 'Merica! OINK OINK
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@i @@( @EΦEj@You know who else had universal health care? Hitler!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Kim Jong Il has it too!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Ford has the best cars out there
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Ford has the best cars out there
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Somebody somewhere is criticizing me, I just know it!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Damn niggers and their horns, niggers I tell you
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Whoa there, >255! Don't use this word! The proper term is vuvuzela.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Fox News is a lifesaver!
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@i @@( @EΦEj my car has a $un roof
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@i @@( @EΦEj I love 24hr food markets.
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@i @@( @EΦEjI JUST WANT MORE HOUSES
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@i @@( @EΦEjWould somebody please bring me a beer?
@@΅[ ΅i I have become glued to the couch and can't stop watching "American idol"
We have so many out of work we sure can use more people
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@i @@( @EΦEj Man, we kicked Britain's ass, we kicked, we kicked Mexico's ass, we kicked Spain's ass, we kicked Germany's ass, we kicked Corean ass,
@@΅[ ΅i we even kicked our own ass! We can pretty much kick anyone's ass, cause we're just that awesome.
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@i @@( @EΦEj Mexicans don't need a Visa!
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Well why not? Maybe if they had some credit like a real person they wouldn't keep trying to steal my job to buy them sombreroes and refried beans.
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@i @@( @EΦEj Extra sauce please!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@My neighbour knows how to spell!
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@i @@( @EΦEj The free market must always be respected! Unless it's against our favor.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@>>277 YOU ARE NOT AMERICAN!! GET OUT OF THIS THREAD!!
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