ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　USA!
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　Squeal like a pig, boy.
　　しー し─Ｊ

>>100

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）does anyone have any talcum powder that I could rub on my thighs?
　　しー し─Ｊ They rub together a lot

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）I hate Mexicans for invading our country.
　　しー し─Ｊ We would never take over a land not our own!

ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　I am too fat to move from this spot,
　　しー し─Ｊ How does tablecat cope?

>>wanker

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・） ...
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　I may be so fat I have to ride around in a motorized wheelchair, but that won't stop me
　　しー し─Ｊ　　from wheeling over there and kicking your ass, >>105, you impostor! Get outa here!

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・） Illegal immigration should be illegal. Can someone write a law for that?
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　Three-for-one? What happened to the quad?
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　I am going to sue you!
　　しー し─Ｊ I WILL HAVE ALL OF YOUR JOBS

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　China would collapse under the weight of its people
　　しー し─Ｊ if so many of them stopped sneaking into the USA on container ships.

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　make me a sandwich, >>112
　　しー し─Ｊ

　　　　　　　ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ　　　　　　　　　　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　＿＿_（ 　　( 　・ω・）　＿＿＿＿　　　 ＜　Table American. American on the table.
　 .　　　 　　しー し─Ｊ 　　　　　　　　 ＼　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　 　　　 　　　　　　　　　 　　　　　　　　　　＼
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　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
　　 ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |￣
　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| |
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　　 ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　Shut up and sing! (unless I agree with your opinion)
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　You need to be more open minded!
　　しー し─Ｊ Tolerate my intolerance!

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）I'm so open minded that if someone else has an idea that is even 1% different from mine,
　　しー し─Ｊ Then that person is the most racist, sexist homophobic, xenophobic, close minded person in existence.

Ardou Debitou is good because nobody in America gets away with having a sign that says foreigners aren't allowed, so why should anyone else? Xenophobic bastard Japanese. Shut up and build some more Toyotas and animate some more television shows, Japanese asshole!

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　Fucking asians of crap, learn some english and stop typing in your assfuck language...
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 豬・ω・）　I like those Chinese animes. I like them so much that I got this tattoo! Dunno what it says though.
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　In today's post 9/11 world, it's important to remember that we share values like baseball.
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　I love going to baseball games with my friends where we all eat hot dogs and wash them down with beer.
　　しー し─Ｊ When there is an away game, we all go to our friend's house where the largest TV is located. We have pizzas delivered to his house and we all wash them down with beer.

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　You want to eat at an restaurant? Only if they have a drive-thru.
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　What do you mean you don't accept American Express?
　　しー し─Ｊ

　ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　I am not disgusting uguu~
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　REAL men dig BBWs.
　　しー し─Ｊ

>>125
America must be heaven for people with BBW fetishes.

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・） On the other hand, it ain't a woman unless it has blonde hair,
　　しー し─Ｊ orange skin, giant boobs, and hasn't eaten in a month. Anything less is a horse.

>>127
　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）Yeah, bitch. You're getting really fat. Why don't you stop eating. Here, I'll eat your dinner for you.
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・） I got tired of American BBW.
　　しー し─Ｊ I like http://jamz.kir.jp BBW.

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　mmm bacon
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ Because I drive a Toyota, play Nintendo games, have a box set of Voltron DVDs, and occasionally eat sushi
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　I thought everything in Japan was great, but one day someone said "Actually there is something shitty in Japan.
　　しー し─Ｊ He showed me Night Shift Nurses, and I vomited my triple spam and mayo sandwich all over the 72 inch TV screen

　 　 　 　　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
faaarrrrrt　（ 　　( 　・ω・）
　 　 　 　 　　しー し─Ｊ

　 　 　 　　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
fweeeeee　（ 　　( 　>ω<）
　 　 　 　 　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　mmm bacon
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　GODDAMNIT IT MOM! I'm a man! I'm 30 now and I demand a larger allowance! Don't make me throw a tantrum!
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　Yeah! You show her, fellow pig! It's a good thing that college turned out to be an extension of adolescence because I love majoring in business, slacking off and partying WHOO HOO! BEER PONG!
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　Madden 09
　　しー し─Ｊ

Conspicuous consumption?

I do not approve.

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　Madden 09 sucks, I got Madden 10... fuck, they're making Madden 11? Better get that too.
　　しー し─Ｊ

+----------------------------------+
|                                  |
|                                  |
|        We are sorry, but         |
|        this american pig         |
|       is not available in        |
|          your country.           |
|                                  |
|                                  |
+----------------------------------+

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　Metric measurements are for fags.
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　And fag enablers.
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　I'll sue you for every penny you've got, >>140 !!!
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）Tom Clancy is the Dickens of our time
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）I like the games. The books have to many words.
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）The dollar menu is a godsend in this economy.
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）>>147 I know, it's a great way to save money when you take your girlfriend out
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）Agreed, >>148! It totally is! Hi, I'll have 23 cheeseburgers. Yes, I would like to supersize all of them.
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）My favorite kind of cheese is the individually wrapped cheese
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）Ban alcohol? Sure why not
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）I'm not gonna stop drinkin though, gettin drunk and running kids down is the American way
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・） >>149 You can't super size anymore because some hippie made a movie.
　　しー し─Ｊ

>>153
Just ask for the MegaSize. They still do that at quality eating establishments.

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　I came here for a fuckin super size and I'll get it if I have to sue this dump to the ground!!
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）Have a blind hope for the future, but really doom awaits you all
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）I just finished making the minimum payments on my fancy car.
　　しー し─Ｊ That means this is the time to trade in that old car for a new fancy car!

Anybody know of something that makes my fat ass look small?

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）I wonder how many points this diet coke is worth on
　　しー し─Ｊ my weight watchers diet...

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）Locking me out of the SAoVL thread is discrimination against the white man!
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）I'm on a diet. I only eat frozen lean cuisine meals! I have 2 in the morning, 3 for lunch and 7 for dinner. I'll be thin in no time!
　　しー し─Ｊ

>>160
　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）I wash it all down with Diet Coke
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）I drink 12 cans of the lightest light beer everyday. That ought to improve my weight.
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）*Baseless, hypocritical accusations*!
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）Though we might have a higher % of our population
　　しー し─Ｊ 　in jail, we're still the home of the free.

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）Some dumb people are upset that the 9-11 conspiracy islamofachists are being tried in NYC.
　　しー し─Ｊ I say "Bye guys, try not to drop the soap while in prison!"

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）Jim Carrey deserves an Oscar!
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）San Dimas High School Football RULES!
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　Holy shit, that moocow has four dicks!
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　Who cares about the World Cup? We win the World Series every year!
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　I'm a BBW.
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　There's more of me to love.
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・） Doin' my shopping on Christmas Eve.
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・） Takin' the family out for a nice dinner. I have coupons in the mail from McDonalds.
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　$ω$） Pigga bank bitch.
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJzbIt37FVo
　　しー し─Ｊ Shot me a 60 incher

>>177

I always thought sports fans were retarded, but this is beyond words...

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・） Shooting a deer is a rite of passage where a boy becomes a man
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　Oil!
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　So China thinks their wall is something to boast about?
　　しー し─Ｊ We'll show them. We can build a bigger and better wall. An American wall!

>An American wall!

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　YES WE CAN
　　しー し─Ｊ

>An American wall!

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　YEAH! let's pay the mexicans to make it though
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　I can't work, I'm Bipolar!
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）Don't worry there's a pill for that!
　　しー し─Ｊ

>>187
　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌThat pill has an unpleasant taste.
　（ 　　( 　・ω・） That wasn't in the list of side-effects!
　　しー し─Ｊ GUESS WHO'S GONNA GET SUED

　　　　 　 ∧＿∧
　 　　　　（　｀ハ´）　
　　　　　 （　⊃┳⊃
　　 　　 ｃ(＿)ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　　　　 （ 　　（　・ω・）
≡≡≡　◎―◎⊃⊃

　　　　 　 ∧＿∧
　 　　　　（　｀ハ´）　
　　　　　 （　⊃┳⊃
　　 　　 ｃ(＿)ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　　　　 （ 　　（　・ω・）
≡≡≡　◎―◎⊃⊃

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）Fuckin slowpoke asians. Petal to the metal, slanteyes!
　　しー し─Ｊ

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　Four legs good, two legs bad!
　　しー し─Ｊ

　　　　 　 ∧＿∧
　 　　　　（　・ω・）　
　　　　　 （　⊃┳⊃ Finally the Nissan GT-R comes to the USA! It only took 5 Fast and Furious films to convince them.
　　 　　 ｃ(＿)ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　　　　 （ 　　（　｀ハ´）
≡≡≡　◎―◎⊃⊃

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　Who are you? You don't look American.
　　しー し─Ｊ

　　　　　　 /＼ ＼
　　　＿＿/ 　/￣/
　　/＼ 　_＼/　/＿＼
　 / 　/￣ ∧＿∧　　
　 ＼/＿_（ ；・∀・）　...?
　　　/　 と　　　 ノ　It's me, your buddy Jesus Christ.
　　 /　　人　 Ｙ　
　　 ＼/し'（＿）

　 ε　⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
　（ 　　( 　・ω・）　I didn't know you were African-American.
　　しー し─Ｊ

　　　　　　 /＼ ＼
　　　＿＿/ 　/￣/
　　/＼ 　_＼/　/＿＼
　 / 　/￣ ∧＿∧　　
　 ＼/＿_（ ；・∀・）　>>198 ...?
　　　/　 と　　　 ノ　I'm not American!
　　 /　　人　 Ｙ　
　　 ＼/し'（＿）