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@i @@( @EΦEj@Metric measurements are for fags.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@And fag enablers.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I'll sue you for every penny you've got, >>140 !!!
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@i @@( @EΦEjTom Clancy is the Dickens of our time
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@i @@( @EΦEjI like the games. The books have to many words.
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@i @@( @EΦEjThe dollar menu is a godsend in this economy.
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@i @@( @EΦEj>>147 I know, it's a great way to save money when you take your girlfriend out
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@i @@( @EΦEjAgreed, >>148! It totally is! Hi, I'll have 23 cheeseburgers. Yes, I would like to supersize all of them.
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@i @@( @EΦEjMy favorite kind of cheese is the individually wrapped cheese
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@i @@( @EΦEjBan alcohol? Sure why not
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@i @@( @EΦEjI'm not gonna stop drinkin though, gettin drunk and running kids down is the American way
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@i @@( @EΦEj >>149 You can't super size anymore because some hippie made a movie.
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Just ask for the MegaSize. They still do that at quality eating establishments.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I came here for a fuckin super size and I'll get it if I have to sue this dump to the ground!!
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@i @@( @EΦEjHave a blind hope for the future, but really doom awaits you all
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@i @@( @EΦEjI just finished making the minimum payments on my fancy car.
@@΅[ ΅i That means this is the time to trade in that old car for a new fancy car!
Anybody know of something that makes my fat ass look small?
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@i @@( @EΦEjI wonder how many points this diet coke is worth on
@@΅[ ΅i my weight watchers diet...
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@i @@( @EΦEjLocking me out of the SAoVL thread is discrimination against the white man!
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@i @@( @EΦEjI'm on a diet. I only eat frozen lean cuisine meals! I have 2 in the morning, 3 for lunch and 7 for dinner. I'll be thin in no time!
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@i @@( @EΦEjI wash it all down with Diet Coke
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@i @@( @EΦEjI drink 12 cans of the lightest light beer everyday. That ought to improve my weight.
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@i @@( @EΦEj*Baseless, hypocritical accusations*!
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@i @@( @EΦEjThough we might have a higher % of our population
@@΅[ ΅i @in jail, we're still the home of the free.
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@i @@( @EΦEjSome dumb people are upset that the 9-11 conspiracy islamofachists are being tried in NYC.
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@i @@( @EΦEjJim Carrey deserves an Oscar!
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@i @@( @EΦEjSan Dimas High School Football RULES!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Holy shit, that moocow has four dicks!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Who cares about the World Cup? We win the World Series every year!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I'm a BBW.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@There's more of me to love.
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@i @@( @EΦEj Doin' my shopping on Christmas Eve.
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@i @@( @EΦEj Takin' the family out for a nice dinner. I have coupons in the mail from McDonalds.
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@i @@( @$Φ$j Pigga bank bitch.
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@i @@( @EΦEjhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJzbIt37FVo
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I always thought sports fans were retarded, but this is beyond words...
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@i @@( @EΦEj Shooting a deer is a rite of passage where a boy becomes a man
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Oil!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@So China thinks their wall is something to boast about?
@@΅[ ΅i We'll show them. We can build a bigger and better wall. An American wall!
>An American wall!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@YES WE CAN
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@i @@( @EΦEj@YEAH! let's pay the mexicans to make it though
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I can't work, I'm Bipolar!
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@i @@( @EΦEjDon't worry there's a pill for that!
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@i @@( @EΦEj That wasn't in the list of side-effects!
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@i @@( @EΦEjFuckin slowpoke asians. Petal to the metal, slanteyes!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Four legs good, two legs bad!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Who are you? You don't look American.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I didn't know you were African-American.
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@i @@( ΜEΦEj@Bagels, delicious bagels
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@i @@( @EΦEjWe have Mexicans for that!
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@i @@( @EΦEjCome to Taco Bell for that authentic south-of-the-border experience
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@i @@( @EΦEjOnly thing jews are good for.
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@i @@( @EΦEjA Jew Lawyer got me a million dollars after a post office crashed into me.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93kc7yE-4sA
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I wish Obonga would bomb something already.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Freedom to eat twinkies is guaranteed by the fourth-and-a-half'th amendment.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@ But I aint no queer! I'm so not queer I can't watch that so called "straight" porn because
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Health care is for commies.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Can't go anywhere these days without a gun. Just look at the news.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Mess with us and you'll get a boot in yer ass...cause it's the AMERICAN way!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Hands off my Medicare!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@USA! USA! USA!
@@΅[ ΅i Just look at all those talented, overachieving Koreans who come here for high school.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@filthy gubberment stay away from my guns
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@i @@( @EΦEj@All of the poor people should have known better than to be poor. Serves them right. I love mindless capitalism!
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@i @@( @EΦEj Dollar value menus? I can eat more for less?
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@i @@( @EΦEj OH WELL, I GUESS YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE TO COLLEGE
@@΅[ ΅i They have scholarships, you know.
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@i @@( @EΦEj Yurop? What the hell would I want to go to that shithole for?
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@i @@( @EΦEj >>231 HAHA! LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE DEAD BODIES! IT'S JUST LIKE A VIDEO GAME!
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@i @@( @EΦEj I can get behind that! The South will rise again!
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Actually Cascadia. We have tried to succeed from the union three times already, but they always used military force to put us down.
YOU WON'T READ ABOUT THAT IN YOUR FEDERALLY APPROVED TEXTBOOKS WILL YOU AMERICA?
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@i @@( @EΦEj Does that page come in simple? I'm having a hard time with those fancy words like
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Cascadia wouldn't last long, don't fool your shit.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@What do you mean? I know where twitter is.
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