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@i @@( @EΦEj@USA!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I make shitty cars and get paid more than my fair share to build them
@@΅[ ΅i Next I screw my fellow Americans by making politicians bail my fat ass out.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@>>57, what are you talking about you're not
fat at all!
@@΅[ ΅i In fact I think you need to eat more! Here eat this deep fried twinkie
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@i @@( @EΦEj@How did you guys lose so much weight?
@@΅[ ΅i It must have been pills. Can I pay in installments?
>>59
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@i @@( @EΦEjPost 57 here:@At the shitty car factory I work in, I have to park towards the middle of the parking lot.
@@΅[ ΅i It sure is a long walk. By the time I reach the end, I sweat quite a bit.
Maybe that is why I am not fat like the others here.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I'm not gay, but I like to wear gay clothes because a television show told me all cool people wear gay clothes.
@@΅[ ΅i The TV actors told me that this is called "Metrosexual."
The same ideas don't apply to lesbians. They wear no clothes and do lesbian things in front of a camera.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Obama said he was going to pull the troops out of Iraq, why are no television stations broadcasting that?
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@i @@( @EΦEj 5 dollar foot-longs
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@i @@( @EΦEj 5 dollars for 5 Arby's roast beef sandwiches...
@@΅[ ΅i And sometimes free stuff on Wednesday!
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@i @@( @EΦEjHold that elevator!
@@΅[ ΅i Could you press "2" for me?
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@i @@( @EΦEjHold that elevator!
@@΅[ ΅i Could you press "1" for me?
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@i @@( @EΦEjNo seriously, give me all your oil.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Chatting is quality too!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I saw a real Gatchaman episode for the first time.
@@΅[ ΅i Our TV companies sure fucked up the translation and editing.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Privatize profits, socialize costs
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Eurofags call soccer "Football" but real football is played with a ball which is not a sphere, and the foot is only used in kickoff, field goal, and punt!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@How appropriate, then, that the American colloquialism for this non-spherical "ball" is "pig's kin".
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@i @@( @EΦEj@You are wrong for saying Americans create the most pollution!
@@΅[ ΅i Has anybody seen Beijing or Shanghai?
They make Los Angeles look like paradise!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Get money, fuck bitches
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I need energy drinks to get me through
@@΅[ ΅i the day!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@NASCAR > All other racing leagues.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Auto racing > All other sports
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@i @@( @EΦEj@...except for baseball.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@...until we invent RACEball.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I'll take a diet water
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Hold on dude let me put my GPS in my car
@@΅[ ΅i before we drive to the supermarket.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@For her birthday I'm getting my daughter
@@΅[ ΅i that new surgery where they suck the fat out of your ass and put it in your tits. She's gonna be smoking hot when it's done.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@How will you pay for her back surgery? Extra large boobs cause back pain.
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>>96
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@i @@( @EΦEjI have a lot of money left over from the
@@΅[ ΅i divorce with my husband
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I need back surgery because of the extra 75 lbs I'm carrying.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Obamasatan chemtrails government is killing the race horses for lizard food
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I'm too lazy to do anything about this 100GET
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Squeal like a pig, boy.
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@i @@( @EΦEjdoes anyone have any talcum powder that I could rub on my thighs?
@@΅[ ΅i They rub together a lot
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@i @@( @EΦEjI hate Mexicans for invading our country.
@@΅[ ΅i We would never take over a land not our own!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I am too fat to move from this spot,
@@΅[ ΅i How does tablecat cope?
>>wanker
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@i @@( @EΦEj ...
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I may be so fat I have to ride around in a motorized wheelchair, but that won't stop me
@@΅[ ΅i@@from wheeling over there and kicking your ass, >>105, you impostor! Get outa here!
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@i @@( @EΦEj Illegal immigration should be illegal. Can someone write a law for that?
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Three-for-one? What happened to the quad?
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I am going to sue you!
@@΅[ ΅i I WILL HAVE ALL OF YOUR JOBS
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@i @@( @EΦEj@China would collapse under the weight of its people
@@΅[ ΅i if so many of them stopped sneaking into the USA on container ships.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@make me a sandwich, >>112
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Shut up and sing! (unless I agree with your opinion)
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@i @@( @EΦEj@You need to be more open minded!
@@΅[ ΅i Tolerate my intolerance!
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@i @@( @EΦEjI'm so open minded that if someone else has an idea that is even 1% different from mine,
@@΅[ ΅i Then that person is the most racist, sexist homophobic, xenophobic, close minded person in existence.
Ardou Debitou is good because nobody in America gets away with having a sign that says foreigners aren't allowed, so why should anyone else? Xenophobic bastard Japanese. Shut up and build some more Toyotas and animate some more television shows, Japanese asshole!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Fucking asians of crap, learn some english and stop typing in your assfuck language...
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@i @@( ζ΅EΦEj@I like those Chinese animes. I like them so much that I got this tattoo! Dunno what it says though.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@In today's post 9/11 world, it's important to remember that we share values like baseball.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I love going to baseball games with my friends where we all eat hot dogs and wash them down with beer.
@@΅[ ΅i When there is an away game, we all go to our friend's house where the largest TV is located. We have pizzas delivered to his house and we all wash them down with beer.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@You want to eat at an restaurant? Only if they have a drive-thru.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@What do you mean you don't accept American Express?
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I am not disgusting uguu~
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@i @@( @EΦEj@REAL men dig BBWs.
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@i @@( @EΦEj On the other hand, it ain't a woman unless it has blonde hair,
@@΅[ ΅i orange skin, giant boobs, and hasn't eaten in a month. Anything less is a horse.
>>127
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@i @@( @EΦEjYeah, bitch. You're getting really fat. Why don't you stop eating. Here, I'll eat your dinner for you.
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@i @@( @EΦEj I got tired of American BBW.
@@΅[ ΅i I like http://jamz.kir.jp BBW.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@mmm bacon
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@ Γ@άΝάRΜ Because I drive a Toyota, play Nintendo games, have a box set of Voltron DVDs, and occasionally eat sushi
@i @@( @EΦEj@I thought everything in Japan was great, but one day someone said "Actually there is something shitty in Japan.
@@΅[ ΅i He showed me Night Shift Nurses, and I vomited my triple spam and mayo sandwich all over the 72 inch TV screen
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@i @@( @EΦEj@mmm bacon
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@i @@( @EΦEj@GODDAMNIT IT MOM! I'm a man! I'm 30 now and I demand a larger allowance! Don't make me throw a tantrum!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Yeah! You show her, fellow pig! It's a good thing that college turned out to be an extension of adolescence because I love majoring in business, slacking off and partying WHOO HOO! BEER PONG!
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Madden 09
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Conspicuous consumption?
I do not approve.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Madden 09 sucks, I got Madden 10... fuck, they're making Madden 11? Better get that too.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@Metric measurements are for fags.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@And fag enablers.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I'll sue you for every penny you've got, >>140 !!!
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@i @@( @EΦEjTom Clancy is the Dickens of our time
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@i @@( @EΦEjI like the games. The books have to many words.
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@i @@( @EΦEjThe dollar menu is a godsend in this economy.
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@i @@( @EΦEj>>147 I know, it's a great way to save money when you take your girlfriend out
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@i @@( @EΦEjAgreed, >>148! It totally is! Hi, I'll have 23 cheeseburgers. Yes, I would like to supersize all of them.
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@i @@( @EΦEjMy favorite kind of cheese is the individually wrapped cheese
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@i @@( @EΦEjBan alcohol? Sure why not
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@i @@( @EΦEjI'm not gonna stop drinkin though, gettin drunk and running kids down is the American way
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@i @@( @EΦEj >>149 You can't super size anymore because some hippie made a movie.
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>>153
Just ask for the MegaSize. They still do that at quality eating establishments.
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@i @@( @EΦEj@I came here for a fuckin super size and I'll get it if I have to sue this dump to the ground!!
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@i @@( @EΦEjHave a blind hope for the future, but really doom awaits you all
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