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（ ( ・ω・） USA!
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ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ >>57-58
（ ( ・ω・） How did you guys lose so much weight?
しー し─Ｊ It must have been pills. Can I pay in installments?
>>59
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・）Post 57 here: At the shitty car factory I work in, I have to park towards the middle of the parking lot.
しー し─Ｊ It sure is a long walk. By the time I reach the end, I sweat quite a bit.
Maybe that is why I am not fat like the others here.
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） I'm not gay, but I like to wear gay clothes because a television show told me all cool people wear gay clothes.
しー し─Ｊ The TV actors told me that this is called "Metrosexual."
The same ideas don't apply to lesbians. They wear no clothes and do lesbian things in front of a camera.
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） Obama said he was going to pull the troops out of Iraq, why are no television stations broadcasting that?
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ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） 5 dollar foot-longs
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） 5 dollars for 5 Arby's roast beef sandwiches...
しー し─Ｊ And sometimes free stuff on Wednesday!
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・）Hold that elevator!
しー し─Ｊ Could you press "2" for me?
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・）Hold that elevator!
しー し─Ｊ Could you press "1" for me?
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・）No seriously, give me all your oil.
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） Chatting is quality too!
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） I saw a real Gatchaman episode for the first time.
しー し─Ｊ Our TV companies sure fucked up the translation and editing.
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） Privatize profits, socialize costs
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） Eurofags call soccer "Football" but real football is played with a ball which is not a sphere, and the foot is only used in kickoff, field goal, and punt!
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） How appropriate, then, that the American colloquialism for this non-spherical "ball" is "pig's kin".
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ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） You are wrong for saying Americans create the most pollution!
しー し─Ｊ Has anybody seen Beijing or Shanghai?
They make Los Angeles look like paradise!
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） Get money, fuck bitches
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） I need energy drinks to get me through
しー し─Ｊ the day!
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） NASCAR > All other racing leagues.
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） Auto racing > All other sports
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） ...except for baseball.
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） ...until we invent RACEball.
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） I'll take a diet water
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） Hold on dude let me put my GPS in my car
しー し─Ｊ before we drive to the supermarket.
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） For her birthday I'm getting my daughter
しー し─Ｊ that new surgery where they suck the fat out of your ass and put it in your tits. She's gonna be smoking hot when it's done.
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） How will you pay for her back surgery? Extra large boobs cause back pain.
しー し─Ｊ
>>96
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・）I have a lot of money left over from the
しー し─Ｊ divorce with my husband
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） I need back surgery because of the extra 75 lbs I'm carrying.
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） Obamasatan chemtrails government is killing the race horses for lizard food
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） I'm too lazy to do anything about this 100GET
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） Squeal like a pig, boy.
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・）does anyone have any talcum powder that I could rub on my thighs?
しー し─Ｊ They rub together a lot
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・）I hate Mexicans for invading our country.
しー し─Ｊ We would never take over a land not our own!
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） I am too fat to move from this spot,
しー し─Ｊ How does tablecat cope?
>>wanker
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） ...
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） I may be so fat I have to ride around in a motorized wheelchair, but that won't stop me
しー し─Ｊ from wheeling over there and kicking your ass, >>105, you impostor! Get outa here!
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） Illegal immigration should be illegal. Can someone write a law for that?
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ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） Three-for-one? What happened to the quad?
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ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） I am going to sue you!
しー し─Ｊ I WILL HAVE ALL OF YOUR JOBS
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） China would collapse under the weight of its people
しー し─Ｊ if so many of them stopped sneaking into the USA on container ships.
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＿＿_（ ( ・ω・） ＿＿＿＿ ＜ Table American. American on the table.
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ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） Shut up and sing! (unless I agree with your opinion)
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） You need to be more open minded!
しー し─Ｊ Tolerate my intolerance!
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・）I'm so open minded that if someone else has an idea that is even 1% different from mine,
しー し─Ｊ Then that person is the most racist, sexist homophobic, xenophobic, close minded person in existence.
Ardou Debitou is good because nobody in America gets away with having a sign that says foreigners aren't allowed, so why should anyone else? Xenophobic bastard Japanese. Shut up and build some more Toyotas and animate some more television shows, Japanese asshole!
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） Fucking asians of crap, learn some english and stop typing in your assfuck language...
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( 豬・ω・） I like those Chinese animes. I like them so much that I got this tattoo! Dunno what it says though.
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） In today's post 9/11 world, it's important to remember that we share values like baseball.
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） I love going to baseball games with my friends where we all eat hot dogs and wash them down with beer.
しー し─Ｊ When there is an away game, we all go to our friend's house where the largest TV is located. We have pizzas delivered to his house and we all wash them down with beer.
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） You want to eat at an restaurant? Only if they have a drive-thru.
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） What do you mean you don't accept American Express?
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） I am not disgusting uguu~
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） REAL men dig BBWs.
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） On the other hand, it ain't a woman unless it has blonde hair,
しー し─Ｊ orange skin, giant boobs, and hasn't eaten in a month. Anything less is a horse.
>>127
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・）Yeah, bitch. You're getting really fat. Why don't you stop eating. Here, I'll eat your dinner for you.
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） I got tired of American BBW.
しー し─Ｊ I like http://jamz.kir.jp BBW.
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） mmm bacon
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ Because I drive a Toyota, play Nintendo games, have a box set of Voltron DVDs, and occasionally eat sushi
（ ( ・ω・） I thought everything in Japan was great, but one day someone said "Actually there is something shitty in Japan.
しー し─Ｊ He showed me Night Shift Nurses, and I vomited my triple spam and mayo sandwich all over the 72 inch TV screen
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
faaarrrrrt （ ( ・ω・）
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
fweeeeee （ ( >ω<）
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） mmm bacon
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） GODDAMNIT IT MOM! I'm a man! I'm 30 now and I demand a larger allowance! Don't make me throw a tantrum!
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） Yeah! You show her, fellow pig! It's a good thing that college turned out to be an extension of adolescence because I love majoring in business, slacking off and partying WHOO HOO! BEER PONG!
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） Madden 09
しー し─Ｊ
Conspicuous consumption?
I do not approve.
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） Madden 09 sucks, I got Madden 10... fuck, they're making Madden 11? Better get that too.
しー し─Ｊ
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（ ( ・ω・） Metric measurements are for fags.
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） And fag enablers.
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） I'll sue you for every penny you've got, >>140 !!!
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・）Tom Clancy is the Dickens of our time
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ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・）I like the games. The books have to many words.
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・）The dollar menu is a godsend in this economy.
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・）>>147 I know, it's a great way to save money when you take your girlfriend out
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ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・）Agreed, >>148! It totally is! Hi, I'll have 23 cheeseburgers. Yes, I would like to supersize all of them.
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・）My favorite kind of cheese is the individually wrapped cheese
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・）Ban alcohol? Sure why not
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・）I'm not gonna stop drinkin though, gettin drunk and running kids down is the American way
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） >>149 You can't super size anymore because some hippie made a movie.
しー し─Ｊ
>>153
Just ask for the MegaSize. They still do that at quality eating establishments.
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・） I came here for a fuckin super size and I'll get it if I have to sue this dump to the ground!!
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・）Have a blind hope for the future, but really doom awaits you all
しー し─Ｊ
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・）I just finished making the minimum payments on my fancy car.
しー し─Ｊ That means this is the time to trade in that old car for a new fancy car!
Anybody know of something that makes my fat ass look small?
ε ⌒ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ ( ・ω・）I wonder how many points this diet coke is worth on
しー し─Ｊ my weight watchers diet...